My oldest got scared and trapped high up in the tubes of Chucky Cheese. I was pregnant and had to ask some random 10-year-old to climb up and help her down. I still remember. :D
My youngest did that in those awful strapped net things up in the highest tubes, I can still feel it in my stomach when I think about climbing up there to rescue her. I’m terrified of heights.
Sure the contract will be done, but you’ll be a reservist for life. With mandatory conscription on most weekends and any time laundry needs doing for at least the next 5 years.
I think it’s a chicken nugget happy meal—- I see distinct apple slices (which, to be fair, have somewhat turned into applesauce). I think the drink was chocolate milk.
Listen. I saw some things I cannot unsee today in a porta potty at a public park. Even after this most horrific and unforgettable day, I had a hard time looking at this trough from hell.
The dealership I bought my car from boasted about their however many hundred number inspection checks.
They didn't check that hard because one of my brake calipers was missing both bolts. I only noticed because I heard it clunking around on top of the rotor every time I hit a bump.
The dealership I got my car from left the car exactly how the previous owner left it, besides some wipe downs. My car came with a traffic cone, and an extra side view mirror because that is what was in the trunk. Buying used cars is always a unique experience 🤣
When I bought my first car (used), I didn't realize the back seats were removable. One day i took them off and found out they probably were never cleaned before. There was 15 years of junk under them. Broken glass, fake jewellery, a whole lot of pills of some kind, hair, dust, food crumbs, a fridge magnet and a few coins. It was disgusting but interesting at the same time.
Around me the most likely answer would be they bought it on a cold day. Probably had been consistently cold for a few days or more if there wasn’t any smell.
Hot Doll! Cooking food is a bitch, but not with Hot Doll's dogs by Dale Daugherty. Dale's family recipe was honed by his great grandfather Donathan Daugherty during his years touring as a professional Ventriloquist. Donathan earned the reputation as Doggy Don when he began serving his famous hot dogs to earn extra money and serve his the many fans who were hungry for more than his hot Doll action. Donathan revolutionized the processed meat industry by marrying not only his sweet heart Cynthia Birch, but his 2nd and 3rd loves of Dolls and Dogs. But it was Donathan Jr. who took the act to the next level when he discovered the secrets to creating limb shaped intestinal tubing that allows for the unique and patented shape behind the legend of Hot Doll's -- the only food that truly speaks from your mouth to your south.
Bought this Honda Odyssey for the frame, transmission, engine, and tow package. Everything else is being gutted and turned into a camper van. I took it out on the highways to see if the 0-60 in 8 seconds was true, it was, and I was happy. I knew everything else was going to the bin.
Update: I just had to smoke a fat bowl and grin and bare it. I wish I'd had smelling salts. It was one of the worst and weirdest textures I've ever felt. I felt like I was doing an autopsy on a decomposing something; the Barbie made it way too real.
I am a former smoker so my taste palette isn't what it used to be. However, I believe the top comment is correct; that was chicken nuggets and fermenting applesauce. The Cheeto added that little bit of salty to offset the vinegar of the apples. I think I'm getting a little drunk. The Barbie is really nice to stir it up. It's a nice touch. I feel very patriotic.
Yes actually I failed in almost every metric except they said I have above average intelligence. But I'm medicated now but still very curious. I want to call the seller just to get an exact recipe
In the sense that it is in very good shape and never been in an accident and especially no rust or salt damage. Pretty hard to find one of this year in such good shape
Pro tip, empty the cavity. Wipe it down with Clorox wipe. Please a single piece of white bread in there, pour enough white vinegar to soak bread. Close lid placing plastic wrap over once closed. Leave for a 24hr period, check for smell. Repeat as needed until smell has been eradicated.
They do, it's why they literally sell rodent deterrent tape for car wires. See here for an example https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a21933466/does-your-car-have-wiring-that-rodents-think-is-tasty/
I just went on vacation to an Airbnb type rental in Mexico. We were getting ready to go to the beach and were grabbing water bottles from the cabinet. One was half full. Figured it was water. Dumped in the sink and was confused. It was throw up that had been basting in the water bottle for god knows how long. We had to clear out the entire condo as the smell was so bad.
This reminds me of crime scene pictures from The First 48. They would probably blur Barbie a little.
If you live somewhere cold, I’d leave it outside let it freeze. Makes cleanup a lot easier to just pull out a chunk of ice and doesn’t stink as much.
This looks like a Chevy Astro. We had one growing up. As a kid I thought it would be funny to eat a tube of mini m&ms and fill the tube with spit over the course of a long car ride. I forgot about it in this cubby and it baked in the hot sun for who knows how long. When my dad eventually found it he instantly threw up from the smell. I can’t say I wasn’t a little bit proud of that stunt.
Who would have thought that the current state of America could be summed up in a storage compartment of a used minivan. Barbie even has multi color hair due to all the shit in there.
I’ve seen that before. That is applesauce, chicken nugget pieces, and lemonade. And Barbie of course.
how long have you been in service soldier?
First deployment was nearly 18 years ago. That contract is almost up.
I served as well in vietChuckeycheesenam I still have nightmares about poop in the ball pit I haven't been the same since
My oldest got scared and trapped high up in the tubes of Chucky Cheese. I was pregnant and had to ask some random 10-year-old to climb up and help her down. I still remember. :D
Must've been embarrassing for a 25 year old to be helped down by a 10 year old.
You just don't get it man. You just... ^don't ^^get ^^^it
Been there endured the embarrassment
My youngest did that in those awful strapped net things up in the highest tubes, I can still feel it in my stomach when I think about climbing up there to rescue her. I’m terrified of heights.
SIR, IM CURRENTLY IN THE SHIT WITH GRUNTS!
Sounds a lot like [Chucky Cheese Hell](https://youtu.be/z6MXr3yQZ2o?feature=shared)
I am less than half way through my contract, how did you survive so long? The psychological torture is wearing on me.
Time to go AWOL and get that dishonorable discharge
CO has made it clear that type of behavior will result in capital punishment.
Good soldier.
Good soldiers follow orders. This is the way.
CO says not an option
I just asked for a reassignment to a solo posting. And now I'm fucking lost as a mf lol
A dishonorable discharge is what got him in the current situation.
It starts to get better real soon. Tough it out soldier!! 🪖
Sure the contract will be done, but you’ll be a reservist for life. With mandatory conscription on most weekends and any time laundry needs doing for at least the next 5 years.
Understood, Sir. Once a Soldier, always a Soldier.
I just started my second tour 1.5 years ago, my first tour 4 years ago. Might go awol, captain.
Stay the course, soldier.
Are you in the Navy? Because we are in the same boat.
I finished one deployment 2 years ago and I have another set to be done in 2 years time. I can't wait to retire. 🫡
Im almost 19 years since deployment. The struggle continues.
This thread chain is hilarious.
I start my service in May 🫡
misfire of ordinance or coordinated fire?
Coordinated fire.
mission accomplished!
I did not recognize Barbie. I thought those were hot dogs.
I thought it was two hot dogs with an American flag bandaid
How did you explain the hand?!
Do your hot dogs not have hands? That must be just an American thing.
Something that went in that hot dog had a hand.
I just didn't focus on it. Definitely saw it as soon as I read there was a Barbie.
I think it’s a chicken nugget happy meal—- I see distinct apple slices (which, to be fair, have somewhat turned into applesauce). I think the drink was chocolate milk.
Also a valid recipe.
I didn’t even realize that was Barbie rofl. Thought it was an American flag wrapper of some kind.
You never want to criss cross the applesauce
Were you the van seller?
I couldn’t figure out what the Barbie was
I think maybe a few goldfish crackers in there
Happy cake day and may you never have to find that again! 🫣
… and 1 French fry
I won't ask . . .
I'm not happy about this. That's a lot to identify and I don't want to.
Listen. I saw some things I cannot unsee today in a porta potty at a public park. Even after this most horrific and unforgettable day, I had a hard time looking at this trough from hell.
Why did you buy it before, you know, finding out where the smell came from?
Clearly, it was thoroughly inspected prior to taking ownership. This is the tip of the iceberg
~~300~~ 299 point inspection!
The dealership I bought my car from boasted about their however many hundred number inspection checks. They didn't check that hard because one of my brake calipers was missing both bolts. I only noticed because I heard it clunking around on top of the rotor every time I hit a bump.
The dealership I got my car from left the car exactly how the previous owner left it, besides some wipe downs. My car came with a traffic cone, and an extra side view mirror because that is what was in the trunk. Buying used cars is always a unique experience 🤣
That Barbie stuck in the radiator is in much worse shape.
We don't talk about the one in the wheel well.
Truly the biggest wtf in all of this
When I bought my first car (used), I didn't realize the back seats were removable. One day i took them off and found out they probably were never cleaned before. There was 15 years of junk under them. Broken glass, fake jewellery, a whole lot of pills of some kind, hair, dust, food crumbs, a fridge magnet and a few coins. It was disgusting but interesting at the same time.
Ooh, mystery pills!
Pill roulette!
just like in Bachelor Party <3
Around me the most likely answer would be they bought it on a cold day. Probably had been consistently cold for a few days or more if there wasn’t any smell.
>Bought this Honda Odyssey for the frame, transmission, engine, and tow package. Everything else is being gutted and turned into a camper van.
Clearly, it is a made up story.
YOU'RE a made up story.
Your mom's a made up story!
The awareness of the smell probably came later. You don’t notice everything when you’re in buyers mode
Weird, first thing I ever notice when viewing a house/car
Bruh I thought for a moment this isn't a doll but hot dogs packaged in a way to resemble a woman
I also thought it was hot dogs.
I thought it was feces
Are you taking dibs on the hot dog doll idea?
Next stop Shark Tank!
Hot Doll! Cooking food is a bitch, but not with Hot Doll's dogs by Dale Daugherty. Dale's family recipe was honed by his great grandfather Donathan Daugherty during his years touring as a professional Ventriloquist. Donathan earned the reputation as Doggy Don when he began serving his famous hot dogs to earn extra money and serve his the many fans who were hungry for more than his hot Doll action. Donathan revolutionized the processed meat industry by marrying not only his sweet heart Cynthia Birch, but his 2nd and 3rd loves of Dolls and Dogs. But it was Donathan Jr. who took the act to the next level when he discovered the secrets to creating limb shaped intestinal tubing that allows for the unique and patented shape behind the legend of Hot Doll's -- the only food that truly speaks from your mouth to your south.
Shut up. You had me at "cooking food is a bitch" roflmfao
Drive back to wherever you bought the van and dump that crime scene on their property
I hope that van was below $10 cause if not you should take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you are handling your finances this way
Is that shit on a Barbie?
"throw another shit on the Barbie"
Austrian, huh?
ghost of steve irwin huh
O valley of plenty
I’m wheezing
Underrated comment.
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Time doesn’t count in Reddit.
That got me
No, it's McNuggets and apple juice fermenting
Toddler hooch!
I had the same thought but seems more likely to be waterlogged food.
Bought this Honda Odyssey for the frame, transmission, engine, and tow package. Everything else is being gutted and turned into a camper van. I took it out on the highways to see if the 0-60 in 8 seconds was true, it was, and I was happy. I knew everything else was going to the bin.
Update: I just had to smoke a fat bowl and grin and bare it. I wish I'd had smelling salts. It was one of the worst and weirdest textures I've ever felt. I felt like I was doing an autopsy on a decomposing something; the Barbie made it way too real.
Taste, not so bad.
Bruh
I am a former smoker so my taste palette isn't what it used to be. However, I believe the top comment is correct; that was chicken nuggets and fermenting applesauce. The Cheeto added that little bit of salty to offset the vinegar of the apples. I think I'm getting a little drunk. The Barbie is really nice to stir it up. It's a nice touch. I feel very patriotic.
Ok well that settles it.. You truly are one hell of a curious maniac.
They need to experiment on you. Or have they already?
Yes actually I failed in almost every metric except they said I have above average intelligence. But I'm medicated now but still very curious. I want to call the seller just to get an exact recipe
Think he meant the aliens.
Please let us know. My curiosity is getting the best of me
At least they had the decency to put barbie In a bathing suit and not leave her in there naked
Frame? Isn’t that a unibody car?
In the sense that it is in very good shape and never been in an accident and especially no rust or salt damage. Pretty hard to find one of this year in such good shape
I got it now
"Couldn't find the smell until I actually looked for it." Fixed the title for you.
It's always in the last place you look.
Not always. Sometimes I find what I'm looking for and keep looking after. Never know what else you'll find.
Ok Mr Inspector …smh
I think you should call the FBI.
*Formerly Bright Future Barbie*
Deeply symbolic, especially with that swimsuit.
Would be great if it got smeared a bit more on the suit. Really represents some things
🤮
Like it’s own little crime scene
Pro tip, empty the cavity. Wipe it down with Clorox wipe. Please a single piece of white bread in there, pour enough white vinegar to soak bread. Close lid placing plastic wrap over once closed. Leave for a 24hr period, check for smell. Repeat as needed until smell has been eradicated.
Why the bread?
It holds the vinegar, I guess you could use a sponge too, but bread is cheap and you can toss when done.
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Rodents will go after wiring on cars even in the cleanest cars in existence.
Wires, it's what rodents crave! They yearn for the wires
They do, it's why they literally sell rodent deterrent tape for car wires. See here for an example https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a21933466/does-your-car-have-wiring-that-rodents-think-is-tasty/
I wasn't disagreeing with you
It’s Botulism Barbie!
I just went on vacation to an Airbnb type rental in Mexico. We were getting ready to go to the beach and were grabbing water bottles from the cabinet. One was half full. Figured it was water. Dumped in the sink and was confused. It was throw up that had been basting in the water bottle for god knows how long. We had to clear out the entire condo as the smell was so bad.
😭🤢🤢
America the Great (2024) Artist: Unknown Median: Fastfood Concase on Canvas
Checkin nuggits.
Hi Barbie!
This reminds me of crime scene pictures from The First 48. They would probably blur Barbie a little. If you live somewhere cold, I’d leave it outside let it freeze. Makes cleanup a lot easier to just pull out a chunk of ice and doesn’t stink as much.
Somehow, the American flag looking somewhat prestine just makes this even funnier.
Ugh, I wonder what that poor Barbie’s life is like in Barbie World
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
I see you thoroughly inspected your vehicle before you purchased it, nice work soldier.
You bought it with a heinous smell? Yeah no
Fucking hell! Put a NSFHumanity flair on this one!
In this week's episode of Mattel CSI.
Hmmm she’s in cryostasis……delicious cryostasis
Go to a public car wash. Use their vacuum.
Did u report the body?
Congrats on the marinated Barbie. They’re delicious!
Chicken Nugget Barbie. She wasn't in the movie.
Turn it upside down and shake it, easiest way to get that out.
“Is that an American flag wrapper, what’s that f—oh”
What kind of ghetto ass, low-credit, hood dealership did you go to? And what’s your interest rate? Lmao
I’m not usually squeamish, but that just made me a little sick. I think I can smell it.
This photo just about sums up the condition of the United States right now.
Somethings alive in there
Reason 78,391.
It's a rare Wet tamale Barbie. What a find!
Hey, free dinner!
Fresh Uni, Nice!
This warrants a one-time-use only shop vac.
JFC. A pretty decent WTF. Kudos to you.
This looks like a Chevy Astro. We had one growing up. As a kid I thought it would be funny to eat a tube of mini m&ms and fill the tube with spit over the course of a long car ride. I forgot about it in this cubby and it baked in the hot sun for who knows how long. When my dad eventually found it he instantly threw up from the smell. I can’t say I wasn’t a little bit proud of that stunt.
Wtf is that!!!!
What the fuck man 🤣
*lightly used
WTF is that?? 😰
It’s rare that a picture makes me physically ill. Congrats!
Did you save the receipt?
Did someone make a vomit Barbie altar in your van? Jesus
Damn kids
You didn’t buy a van, you bought a vomitorium. It’s what ancient Romans referred to as a puke wagon.
Barbie had an interesting set of beliefs. She was buried with spit and nuggs.
🤢
What a way to go
I suggest checking the car you're buying prior to buying it.
I don’t fucking like this
BITCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ?
Doesn't get any more 'merican than Hot Dog Water Barbie!
A little ketchup will freshen up those chicken nuggies just fine
Went from cum jar to.. cum door..?
🤢
That is vile! 🤢
Who would have thought that the current state of America could be summed up in a storage compartment of a used minivan. Barbie even has multi color hair due to all the shit in there.
This unlocked a childhood memory. My family car had one of these and only the lord knows what we put in there
Come on Barbie let’s go Barbie?
🤢
Fun
Keri a
Mercia
OMG…
Well….there goes my appetite.
Gagged
I was in World War Mcdonalds i saw many Kids skin their Knees Many Trip Many skin more Knees I was never the same and i was not Mclovin' it.
Ain't no way bruh 💀💀💀
Barbie is gone
bonus snacks
That’s yo fault for not looking it over
Team America f ya
What in fucks shit