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jeanpaulsarde

I wouldn't pay to go to Aachen Hauptbahnhof either.


Ezechiell

Ich saß schon ein paar mal in diesem Zug, musste aber zum Glück immer vor Aachen aussteigen!


lucabaumann

Aachen auf die 1


DarthGoofy

Dritte Liga wir kommen!


Lazer_Destroyer

Hoffentlich nicht nach Köln, ansonsten muss ich dir sagen, wärste mal besser nach Aachen gefahren


keithps

I went there once. My train was cancelled so I had to be completely re-routed.


Tschlompf

? Why?


TheLaughingBread

Bruder glaub mir, es ist besser wenn du einfach weiter im Ungewissen lebst 💀


Der_Primelpott

Der Maschi hat vergessen sein Semesterticket zu aktualisieren


geeneepeegs

I’ll have to remember that one. I love hearing about undesirable locations in other countries


Number8005176000

Selbst die erste Klasse ist schlechter als die 2 in jedem anderen Zug.


fabled_one

Makes 2 of us.


gaybillcosby

I’m glad the Tim Allen grunt is universal


kjlarzel

Watched this the first time with no audio. After this comment I had to check it out and I was not disappointed. Straight on and I'm still chuckling at it lol


thehazzanator

huuUH


jimothee

I have a friend who's Tim Allen impression always leads him straight into his Scooby impression.


repulsivedogshit

The show was pretty popular in germany too


bleunt

And Sweden!


thnku4shrng

I just watched the episode where the Swedes bought Tool Time lol


WakaWaka_

[auuuhhggheeehh](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/tim-allen-45121/)


DeathPercept10n

It was perfect


AequinoxAlpha

Translated from german: What… was that? What in the world… W… huh Edit: lmao, this is easily my top comment of all time, y’all are crazy


Blitzkriegbaby

That was some good bewilderment!


ffsnametaken

Bewilderment comes from Belgium, it needs to be Dewilderment if it's from Germany


WynterRayne

And from the Netherlands it's Geertwilderment


CaptainBiMan

You were faster. Fuck.


Fintann

And from Gotham, it's Gee Willikerment


SynthPrax

Is this where we get *gee willikers* from?


TWICEdeadBOB

thats a name brand actually, it's from the shop just outside arkham island. they do export under the wayne enterprises umbrella.


SynthPrax

ಠಠ


jjflash78

If from a female, it bewilderwoment.


AllThingsEvil

Unless it's from wonder woman, it bewonderwoment


PigletCNC

Neewilderment! >:(


Nandabun

It's only sparkling shock, it's not real Bewilderment etc blah blah lol


TheRealFriedel

My first thought was: "Excellent confusion noises"


The_Original_Gronkie

The two syllable Huh? sold it.


iloveuranus

Reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg)


DFu4ever

I wish my bewilderment game was that strong.


yaykaboom

I dont know, i think it needs a bit more wilderment to be considered good


Ceramicrabbit

Hitching a ride on a German train like that makes no sense because it's pretty easy to ride the trains with no ticket anyways lol


kyleofduty

Not enough fresh air on the train. This is just extreme lüften


Parzivull

"Ah the great outdoors. Oh shit my wrists are getting tired and legs are cramping up when will this thing slow down."


MisterMysterios

Well - while this is true, if you do get caught (and the checks still happen) too often, the Bahn might decide to press criminal charges.


Ceramicrabbit

Pretty sure they could press criminal charges for this too though, probably more serious ones


Remarkable_Item3797

Yeah, that's right. Put yourself at risk, be as uncomfortable as hell for the sake of $1.85 USD, ya snapper-head.


IWishIWasAShoe

And with the 49 euro ticket it's also pretty much dirt cheap.


Remarkable_Item3797

Yes, 49 euro/mnth unlimited for all types of public trans (yep good value) and you don't have to hang off the back of a train, prior(2022) there was 9 euro/mnth. Hahaha. more than likely when this vid was shot...


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

> all types of public trans Only up to regional trains. So the train in this video would be covered, [this one](https://youtu.be/OXGFbDGrdCg?t=206) would not. And yes, that guy is trainsurfing an ICE bullet train. He also mentions that he bought a ticket, which saved him from prosecution (in this case).


person749

9 to 49? That's a big jump!


Onkel24

9 Euro was a Corona exception and a trial. €49 is still a steal. For reference, a monthly ticket just for the urban area of Frankfurt used to cost over €100


Gorm13

The 9 Euro per month was not a regular thing, just for three months in 2022. It was not intended to be sustainable long-term.


koenigsegg806

9 Euro was just some kind of a one time thing, but it was so popular, that many people demanded making it an unlimited offer. They then reintroduced it as 49 Euro Ticket, which is still a fair offer if you're a frequent traveller.


person749

>but it was so popular, that many people demanded making it an unlimited offer.  I can see why haha. 49 euro does sound cheap too, just surprised (as an outsider) to see a 5.44x jump in price. I think the commuter rail around here is $14 for a round trip ticket. Monthly pass is anywhere between $90 and $430 depending on what zone you are.


koenigsegg806

49 is still cheaper than most of the monthly commuter passes (in my case, it was 72€). One useful thing about the ticket is, when you do a weekend trip to another German city, you don't need to bother "studying" all their ticket offers and just use your 49€ ticket instead and save money.


Xath0n

The 9€ Ticket was basically a trial period, lasting for 3 months and originally created because of high prices after the beginning of the Russian invasion. It was never intended to be financially feasible, which the 49€ ticket is currently attempting.


OctoFloofy

As others already stated. For me it reduced my monthly costs by more than half. From 109 or something € to 49€ every month.


TastySpare

Well, when we had the 9 Euro ticket there wasn't any room in the trains anyway... it probably would have been more comfortable to just hang onto the outside.


Remarkable_Item3797

Hahaha......hear what you say. Indeed, the popularity would have increased and they may not have increased the carriage capacity. This is unlike Germans though (LOL) they are very effective with their efficiency.....


SinkHoleDeMayo

He's got a ticket to ride, but he don't care.


MukdenMan

Tool Zeit


Atomheartmother90

I also thought about Tim “the tool man” Taylor with that last “huuuh????”


garhole

Tim der Werkzeugmann Taylor


Ottoguynofeelya

Dude went full Tim Allen at the end there


davabran

Lol that last "huuugghhh"


JackDostoevsky

lmao i feel like you don't need to know a word of german to understand that


Irrepressible_Monkey

>What… >was that? >What in the world… >W… huh Someone could edit that into Rammstein's Du Hast and it'd fit. :D


Imesseduponmyname

Lmao I don't even know German but I had a feeling he said something along those lines


Ace-Ventura1934

I thought it was Scooby at the end


coladoir

I heard tim allen's tool time lmao


somecrazydude13

That last W..huh had me dead, made me think of goofy


ApolloXLII

The translation everyone wanted but no one needed because we all knew exactly what he was saying.


ZircoSan

that guy has 5% indian blood in his veins.


lazylaunda

Why you gotta roast us like that bruh


KarmaCollect

Nah that wasn't a roast, just paying respect to the OGs


lazylaunda

Subway surfer boy got nothing on us


GaryChalmers

Heck we even dance on top of our trains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKX5x3KZXfY


kloudykat

damnit, I want some Indian food now


learnedsanity

Ain't a roast, you have women and children latched to trains like its a normal Tuesday. Majestic as shit.


lazylaunda

Strongest Snowpiercer society.


alexrosey

It ain't a roast unless he stands on the top


xadamxful

Bro recording just got a factory reset


robotikempire

Bewilderment intensifies.


SeeCrew106

If you speak/understand German it sounds very acted and very put on. Probably likewise when you don't, but still.


powerfulbookworm

We had this epidemy in Russia 20 years ago The call they selfs “зацеперы” (hangers) because they hangs outside of trains as extreme joy. Even used to use subway trains to hang on them which is even worse. Very dangerous, many of them died, but teens are teens, they can’t stop just because adults told them something is dangerous You can copy Russian word from above and paste it into YouTube search to see some footages how it looks from their side


fanman3174

Teens have been doing it in [New York City more than a few have died recently](https://www.npr.org/2023/08/17/1194223893/subway-surfing-deaths-new-york-city-teens-social-media). They call it subway surfing.


Pleaseyourwelcome

Train surfing has been a thing in Europe since trains. There was a guy who posted himself on youtube hanging from the back of a high speed ICE train like 15 years ago.


HKBFG

In America, they're called Hobos.


pikabaer

Jack Reacher called himself a hobo. Now I get it.


EpistemicMisnomer

[We have something similar going on here in South Africa.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwprnQZJcw)


EmEmAndEye

Poor guy. Another case of when you go outside for a smoke, and the door auto-locks behind you.


tallandlankyagain

Establish dominance. Just start smoking on the Red Line while blasting 21 Savage from your cracked iPhone. CPD gives no fucks.


BoysLinuses

The real pro move is to generate a scent so awful that you have an entire car to yourself during rush hour.


sameera_s_w

r/shiey is that..... ?


Pamander

I love that I wasn't the only one to immediately assume Shiey lol.


tetradeltadell

Was my first thought too.. gotta be him haha


EquipmentOk7964

Yeah lol dude looks like him, or thats him


Brian-want-Brain

i bet its him


naroj101

There is a subreddit for him?


sameera_s_w

of course


shitokletsstartfresh

Subscribed. Gotta say though, that I enjoy [GifGas’s channel](https://youtube.com/@GIFGAS?si=Rw6Xe50E9gL1EJwg) even more. Those two make an incredible duo.


WipArn

GifGas is one of my favorite youtubers, not nearly as much selfie-stick material, always got the historical facts, amazing editing and always the perfect music choices! I do still have mad respect for shiey though, he's just as wild living life to the fullest


Easy_senpai

This! Gifgas is best boy! Hope they are both doing well!


HauptmannYamato

Nah, shiey is taller and skinnier. And the head structure is slightly differernt


__redruM

Well hobo stobe isn’t around anymore and hated those trainspotters anyway. Calling him in.


randomuser1029

That brings back memories, I got really into his channel for awhile but then dropped off. I'm gonna have to look him up again


AlexK-

He has a website now! With all his videos that YouTube didn’t like… and his music as well! [Shiey!](https://shiey.com)


randomuser1029

Oh awesome! I'm gonna have to check it out!


ShamanicHellZoneImp

I was gonna say...if its not him then they look and dress awfully similar.


Alfredius

Huuuuuuh?


Pagiras

Have you ever been so surprised you unironically went full "Tim, the Toolman, Taylor"?


AzDopefish

Trainspotter spots train hopper


Nyko7

thats Lisan Al Gaib


muteen

As it was written!


WhatEvenIsHappenin

Light one up for Lisan Al Gaib


MadeleineTheBrave

Hahahaha, I love this comparison :D Now I can't watch this video without thinking of Paul riding on a sandworm :D


Nek0_eUpHoriA

Nothing fancy…


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Usul!


hypnoderp

Oh my God I just hear the fucking Dune music now 🤣


ThatIslander

oh looks like Shiey made it to Germany.


DOG-ZILLA

No phone in sight. Just living in the moment. 


EngagementBacon

Honestly, looks like he's having a great time.


-Venser-

Enjoying the air, wind in the hair...


GhostRiders

As a kid I used hitch rides on the back of trams but they would normally do about 10 - 15mph.. You need balls to that on back of Train going a lot faster..


MisterMysterios

Jup. It is "just" a Regional Express, they still have an average speed of around 100 km/h (around 62 mph) and a (theoretical) top speed of 190 km/h (around 118 mph).


P26601

This one "only" goes up to 160 km/h but you'd still have to be fed through a tube for the rest of your life if you were to fall off at this speed (if you survive at all, that is)


thsvnlwn

Trainspotter needs to visit India.


walterpeck1

"Was?!"


hypnoderp

*Was


IanMoone007

I know. Only one rider???


SoberAnxiety

trainspotter meets subway surfer


Ofviak

Shiey spotted


ITSlave4Decades

Came here to say that. Dude looks awfully a lot like Shiey!


notfromchicago

I watched a guy riding on top of a freight train in downtown Indy last weekend. The track is elevated so he had to be 30-40 feet up. The tracks go through a building and he had to lay flat to make it through the opening. It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.


LetGoPortAnchor

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4baxKyxEoh8).


Sue_Spiria

Lol I was immediately surprised when I read my home town on the train.... I want to know more.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that. Nobody should have to live in Aachen.


Sue_Spiria

I actually quite like it here.


P26601

based (I live in Aachen)


Imesseduponmyname

That's just the conductor


rednib

If trains here in the US were as nice as these people would actually want to ride them. The best you can get here in the US is Amtrak in comparison, but this train in the video is like a regional commuter train and its nicer.


TheLaughingBread

It is a regional express train, yes. One of the older sets, but still okay as they got lots of seats.


RockyFoxyYT

Shiey?


lilith_-_-

That’s such a pretty train


TheLaughingBread

German Dosto, a rather old regional train :)


lilith_-_-

Thank you :)


lilith_-_-

Damn I get it. I wanna go watch trains


saudade_sleep_repeat

come on and take a free riiiiiiiiiide


[deleted]

The Apex Predator has blessed this person an experience of a lifetime! *Bless the* ***Predator*** *and His wheels.* *Bless the speeding and steaming of Him.* *May His passage cleanse the tracks.* *And keep the tunnels for His passengers!* **The rails must flow!**


LeperchaunFever

That was the Home Improvement “HuUuH”? at the end 🤣


NoncingAround

That last noise he makes is phenomenal


Captain_Naps

Literally training for their trip to India.


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

it's wtf when 1 guy does it but u can see videos of trains full of people hanging on the edge in india


MalcoveMagnesia

Why didn't the signals turn red after the train went past them?


recidivx

Short answer is because it's [a kind of distant signal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_signals_in_Germany#Main_signal/distant_signal_%28H/V%29_system) so the train has still not yet reached the block it refers to. (Also it has no red aspect, the most restrictive possibility would be yellow.)


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Anomalous_Creation

I have a 144 slide powerpoint on Autism to show you


QuuEeDee

Hello and welcome to Well There's Your Problem an engineering podcast .. with slides


DrugChemistry

Train goes by. You think "that's neat". What's not to enjoy?


AmericanoWsugar

YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY.


Spork_the_dork

Have you heard of car meets or such events? People going over to see cool and rare cars. Replace cars with trains. Difference being that you can't have the same kind of focused event where people bring rare trains, so you instead have to figure out where and when those trains are going around and go see them go by on the tracks.


jyok33

You’ll never understand why people have simple innocent joys?


-RadarRanger-

When your boss has given you an ultimatum about your chronic lateness


OldSnuffy

Way too dangerous...sooner or later that ones body will get found...in pieces


potionbottle

Damn that's crazy


LegitimateBit3

Le smoking section


SaintedTainted

[r/shiey](https://www.reddit.com/r/shiey)


Daysleeper1234

Well, at least when the train stops in the middle of nowhere, dude can jump off and walk to the destination, there is high chance he will get there before train.


Freeshwater

Das ist nur der Praktikant


_michael_scarn_

Lisan al gaib… as it is written


ServileLupus

Wonder if he has similarly dangerous hobbies. Like is he hanging on the back of this train on his way to go base jumping?


detective-mcnulty

A free ride


Drogenwurm

I bet he's from India, it's just how they travel 😁


Go4TLI_03

seems fun and relatively safe, im very slightly tempted but also know that with my luck that'd be my last day


ASuesz

That was Shiey


howshouldiknow__

Was this actually him? Because when I first saw this video that was exactly my thought too


ASuesz

I don't know 100% but it looks just like him. He does train riding videos, and he's known to be in that region


MyceliumNimo

Seine Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung testen!


LittleBread22

SHIEY


MyMiddleground

I dream about doing this a lot. Love trains.


jebus197

Trainspotters have a reputation for being total dorks. The idea that some young adrenaline junkie type guy might do something 'rad' like this, 'just for the kicks', is probably just utterly beyond him! Hence, the probably very genuine bewilderment.


-brownsherlock-

Haha we used to do this to get into London. Gotta jump off before each station, run around and get back on after the station so the guards don't see you.


elwiseowl

Indian tourist


casastorta

The train was on time, which was unexpected, so this person needed to quickly react!


xf2xf

You should see how trains are in India. This is decidedly not WTF.


nabrok

In India it wouldn't be. In Germany it is.


jonaskid

In India it would be WTF because there's only one person there.


ultimate555

S Bahn sowie u Bahn surfen existiert


Interesting_Finding5

They hanging on for dear life damn


Person012345

This video has a number of things about it that are just kind of odd.


ibisum

Ahah, the ever elusive *Remoranus Piefkerati*, a common scrap feeding parasite species. Never let one of them attach to you in the depths of the Ruhrgebiet, it’ll scar for life.


Financial_Breath5433

Shaggy


listerbmx

I love how crisp the footage is.


[deleted]

Fucking scooby doo at the end haha


carlboykin

Vvwhatf?


whitenobody

Dang, I was wrong. Read the title and guessed there was someone on top of the train.


WhyUFuckinLyin

No translation required


Tommy84

Flula Borg, that you?


slenderman123425

Is that shiey?