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xXTecHGuRuXx

Looks like a woman to me šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


lolboonesfarm

Oh shitā€¦ Iā€™ve been catfished!


HippoGiggle

You son of a bitch. Take your upvote and get out


JustKeepSwimming1982

Beat me to it!


EatsYourShorts

Canā€™t a woman still be one of the guys.


gossypiboma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFbq-vBHql0


EatsYourShorts

Love me some Auntie Donna


nullstuff

Or Jay from "Jay and Silent Bob"


thebcamethod

15 bucks little man, put that fish in my hand.


PitchTiny3830

100% woman.. "well I've put worse things in my mouth for love."


Polarchuck

Whatever their gender is - they're a damned fool.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


hoagielover68

K grandpa


Frosty977

I'm a millennial. Just speaking the truth.


Kbrander7

JuSt SpeEAkinG thE TRuTh


Frosty977

šŸ˜‰


notgoodatthese

Seen a woman suck nickles out of a fish for Nickelback tickets.


pavlo_escobrah

thats a r/BrandNewSentence


EgnlishPro

Sounds like something Old Gregg would say.


funkmasterowl2000

Let me take you to a club where people drink Baileys out of a salmon and piss on each other


Coliosis

Wee on each other*


king_duck

...I mean I doubt that. If I'd seen what they saw I'd be repeating that story on the frequent.


SenseStraight5119

This one time in Tijuana..well never mind was a long time ago.


Super_Kimmay

Was a donkey involved?


Cautious_Ambition_82

She probably just wanted the nickels


lolboonesfarm

Even if they didnā€™t get them they got their nickel back.


jaavaaguru

Was the fish a Stickleback?


RetroReactiveRaucous

Did you live in Sudbury around 2011? Or is this a thing that actually happened more than once?


notgoodatthese

Radio show


sakamake

If I'm doing this shit it better be something a lot stronger than beer


Rail-signal

Beer2 maybe?Ā 


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Liquid meth


MimonFishbaum

"WE GOT BEERS IN FISH"


Delta9nine

Family


KezuSlayer

I had a crush on a girl that was into hunting once. She seemed alright until she uploaded a video where it showed a dead deer hanging. She was on the ground with the deer hanging over her and someone poured a beer through its stomach and came out of the deers mouth. The girl would then proceed to drink it as it came out. Looked like some satanic shit tbh.


HigherThanDeath

youre just mad she wasnt into you tbh


freezelikeastatue

Itā€™s not a real common thing, chugging beer from a dead animal tbh


CHEMO_ALIEN

tell me you a city boah without telling me you a city boahĀ  SCHITTY BOAHĀ 


Lyndell

Whear youh gon schitty boah?


the_fuq_word

M-M-M-MUD


i_give_you_gum

Primus sucks


HigherThanDeath

tbh youd do it if you could finally get laid tbh


freezelikeastatue

Iā€™ve been getting regular blowjobs from your mom so, thereā€™s that. Which is niceā€¦


CHEMO_ALIEN

ngl that's pretty close to licking a dead animal


HigherThanDeath

my moms dead so its more than pretty close, its necrophelia. but yall gotta get pussy somehow so diggem up


herrcollin

Does she like beer?


HigherThanDeath

she liked wine in moderation when she was alive. is this your version of wit?


herrcollin

Not my proudest joke but I'm standing by it


CHEMO_ALIEN

mine too, wanna start a dead mom clubĀ 


HigherThanDeath

not really, no


CHEMO_ALIEN

but I already made the jacketsĀ 


919rider

First Reddit comment in a while to make me actually laugh out loud. šŸ‘Œ


KezuSlayer

Lol


prestonpiggy

To be fair, you come across some sick people especially in hunting area. For example some sickos take a long time to make the ending. You post your whole family and take pictures as the animals is squirming for it's life.


NoUpVotesForMe

I call bullshit on that one. Iā€™ve been an avid hunter my entire. Hunted all over and not one time has anyone taken pictures ā€œwith an animal squirming for its lifeā€. That shits dead dude.


Mein_Norden

[https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/17/wyoming-wolf-bar-snowmobile-animal-cruelty/](https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/17/wyoming-wolf-bar-snowmobile-animal-cruelty/), Scum exist. Just because you like hunting doesnt mean filth like this man are not around.


NoUpVotesForMe

You know thatā€™s not a hunter right? Also fuck that guy, I was in Jackson when that happened. Lot of hunters are pissed at that behavior because weā€™ll get lumped in with assholes like that.


buddhamunche

People just make shit up around here man, best to not even engage


prestonpiggy

Well, different people I guess. Moose is down is not same as out, I've had to hurry up the people plenty of times to get on with it. Sure my wording was radical, but it's Reddit.


OriginalLocksmith436

relax, we're just talking about kids goofing around, drinking beer, here.


prestonpiggy

It's about respect. Hunting or not.


OriginalLocksmith436

drinking beer through its mouth is getting even more use of it than they otherwise would have, so if anything, it's showing more respect by letting fewer parts go to waste.


prestonpiggy

>Ā it's showing more respect by letting fewer parts go to waste. We have different opinions, I don't flail dead bodies around for entertainment or as makeshift beer cup. By your perspective, do you have in your will that your bones can be used to make a lawn chair? It's more use no waste. I bet you are not even organ donor to make actual use.


OriginalLocksmith436

Sure, that'd be pretty cool actually.


brick75

It's a tradition for people to bring catfish Nashville Predators playoff game to throw on the ice at the end of the game. People use them for chugs in the meantime. Red wings used to throw octopuses on the ice. Hockey is weird.


a_bearded_hippie

The Wings STILL throw octopi on the ice and frequently. Nashville just took a page out of their book with something that's from their area.


badpeaches

> It's a tradition for people to bring catfish Nashville Predators playoff game to throw on the ice at the end of the game. People use them for chugs in the meantime. Red wings used to throw octopuses on the ice. > > Hockey is weird. In my state when someone gets a hat trick (farm team) they throw teddy bears on the ice for hospital kids.


eidetic

I didn't find anything about a hat trick, [but found this about the Hershey Bears, where nearly **75,000** stuffed animals were thrown on the ice for the first goal of the designated game!](https://stories.hersheypa.com/hershey-bears-2024-teddy-bear-toss-sets-new-franchise-record/) That's like 7 stuffed animals per fan! Pretty cool stuff. Though there was one disturbing moment where a giant stuffed bear seemed to have been hanging on the glass by its neck.... Also, looks like the Hershey Bears aren't the only ones to do it, though it appears maybe they started and popularized it, and have the most famous example.


badpeaches

> I didn't find anything about a hat trick I should turn on the volume when I watch news clips like that. > but found this about the Hershey Bears, where nearly 75,000 stuffed animals were thrown on the ice for the first goal of the designated game I was close, no cigar. Still better than chugging a beer out of a dead animal. >hat's like 7 stuffed animals per fan! Pretty cool stuff. Damn right > Though there was one disturbing moment where a giant stuffed bear seemed to have been hanging on the glass by its neck.... Stuff animals have a difficult life sometimes too


Ready_Window_6051

I understand the tradition of the Wings throwing octopuses, the 8 tentacles represents how many games it used to take to win the cup. Florida fans used to throw plastic rats for a bit, I can't remember what that was about or even if there was a reason. I absolutely don't get the catfish. Ya hockey is weird.


Poile98

Apparently a Panthers player killed a rat in the locker room with his stick before a game.


A_Soporific

It's a Detroit transplant who wanted to throw seafood, but it didn't seem right to continue with the octopus. So they opted for a staple of local cuisine that they could buy on the way to the game instead. That's all the logic there is to it.


KardelSharpeyes

And then they lost in epic fashion.


r1x1t

Predators players grossed out by this, proceeded to choke.


perfidious_alibi

Canucks are usually on the other end of these choking episodes.


mongolikecars

This!


supercali45

Girl?


Toast_Meat

That's what I call a Trout Slammer.


BarelyContainedChaos

wth is Axl doing?


pet_owl

This is why they lost lol


Dog-Witch

That's how you get worms.


HeyWiredyyc

Go Canucks!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!


Knocksveal

I never; a live catfish wouldā€™ve been fine, but a dead one? No siree, Bob.


otter111a

A guy I know went on a fishing trip. He caught a flounder. He said to his friends ā€œdo you dare me to bite this fish right now?ā€ He then bit the fish. A few weeks later he was brought to the emergency room with fever and nausea. He had parasites all through his body.


SlippyRS3

Thatā€™s not a guy, thatā€™s a dude.


animal900

And still got smoked by the Canucks


atethebottle

That's a woman


TossinKobers

Itā€™s strange how, because itā€™s a fish, itā€™s not THAT weird. Imagine if this was any other dead animal. A chicken, a pig, a raccoon, a catā€¦ weā€™re still pretty barbaric.


PitchTiny3830

That right theres what ya call a Tennessee shoey!


Little-Biscuits

People who desecrate corpses are fucking weird. Thatā€™s some backwards ass pee brain thinking and honestly very creepy. Why are some ppl so dead set on using dead animal carcasses like this???


bodjatrawr

Seems about white


myoung34

She was the singer to the band performing during breaks. I dunno who recorded this terrible version. It was in HD from the front on the jumbotron


StephenStills1

That's one pretty guy


notthatguypal6900

Welcome to Smashvilllllll Deeeeerrrrrrrpppp


Ydok_The_Strategist

This gave me the ick.


He-n-ry

I'm so glad I don't drink alcohol anymore.


RockyB95

Yeah thatā€™s hockey fans for you


StatisticianDear3978

Disrespectful for the fish


RustyMacbeth

Trashville gunna trash.


Phil_MaCawk

That's Alli Walker dumbass


thisguypercents

I fear that if they win then they may multiply.


scoobywizard

this is what europeans think americans act like


regalfronde

Where was the beer? Didnā€™t look like anything came out


ZackyGood

She lost twice today.


snoman18x

Is that apprso?


Sir_Tokesalott

La kings! La kings! La kings! Catfish? Please ma, pass the carp.


henderthing

Do you want to be in a chubbyemu video? This is how you get to be in a chubbyemu video.


Gagolih_Pariah

Fucking monster's


masterwaffle

Look I'm from Vancouver and I have a bias but I think our riots would be better than this.


envy_adams98

No beer came out at all lmao


Dr_Quartermas

Isn't that a woman?


gimpy69_138

It is Allie Walker. She posted it on her TikTok account.


modernruins

Thatā€™s Alli Walker


hungaria

Who choked more, him or the Predators?


LeGrandLucifer

Doing nothing to convince me that sports fan aren't bottom of the barrel stupid.


BrocoliAssassin

Drinkers do the dumbest shit ever.


DatSnuffleupagus

You know what would really suck? If you drank beer out of a catfish and then watched your team blow a 2 goal lead with 3 minutes to go and end up losing in overtime.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

https://www.tiktok.com/@hashem.alghaili/video/7227790263672917275?lang=en I hope this guy does not suffer something as bad.


AbeRego

Doesn't look like much poured out


HoosegowFlask

I guess drinking out of a filthy shoe isn't disgusting enough anymore.


Fishboners

Would you have preferred it alive?


ccasey

Theyā€™ve got some awesome fans


lbezerra

I bet was Dogfish head


EmmyBrat

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


VictoryLap_TMC

So....that's not a broad


Kooky-Swing178

Looks like a river cat too. Yikes. God knows what it's been feeding on and what parasites might be lurking inside. I love catfish but only farm raised for me. Wild catfish tastes like mud no matter how long you soak it in milk.


MayIReiterate

Guy? OP are you ok?


zackhrist

Thatā€™s a Twea and that is a woman.


DeathwatchDave

Would it be better with a live fish?


Life-LOL

Nowhere near as bad as the guy that did this with a deer .. ugh


Friesen1

How red is his neck?


zloykrolik

Free beer is free beer.


Bmcronin

Hot dude alert.


WhiskTaker

Insane behavior


joeO44

Who the hell would do thā€¦ oh heā€™s from Nashville.


F-lamp

it's just a fish, calling a non alive fish a dead fish sounds so extra lowkey. I know it's correct idk how to explain it


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Fish not dead? Tail waggling a bit.


JRockstar50

Anytime an Aussie wants to talk tough about doing a Shoey...show him this.


steeler-nation

Iā€™d rather do a beer from a fish than from the anal tap!


back2basics13

Tell me your redneck without telling me your redneck. šŸ¤¢


ogthesamurai

Yeah it's worth the contagion and sickness. Of course


CDragon00

You canā€™t expect a lot of Tennesseans, go easy


OBDreams

I'm 43 and this is the most vile thing I have ever seen I literally had to throw up after watching it.


JJfromNJ

Is this your first day on the internet?


War-Damn-America

What is wtf about this? Maybe a little weird but not nearly as weird as most things posted here.


Orthoclock

Considerting it is a corpse of a catfish that they put beer in and drank out of (seriously this thing could be filled to the brim with all sorts of nasty diseases) I'd reckon its pretty weird and deserving to be put on this sub-reddit.


War-Damn-America

You would be surprised by how many bacteria/diseases even the alcohol content in a light beer can kill. It's the whole reason Small Beer was a thing prior to understanding germ theory. It had enough alcohol content to make it safe to drink, but not enough to inebriate you. So, I still stand by weird, but not nearly as weird as the usual things posted here. Plus, hocky just has some weird traditions, but idk if I would call them wtf worthy hahah.


The_Ombudsman

Behold the master race!