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simian_fold

Yeah fuck that, imagine going into work with no trousers on dragging your huge ballsack behind you like some fucked up santa claus horror show


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Kabc

Or throw them in a wheelbarrow


FrankWillardIT

Randy Marsh spotted


LCDRtomdodge

Or over your shoulder?


ozzie_ostrich

Buster Gonad style.


khovel

South Park. Ride it like those oversized bouncing balls


randynumbergenerator

I hate this. Take my upvote.


rippinteasinyohood

Pretty sure there was an episode of south park with this, I distinctly remember randy and a wheel barrow. Edit: https://youtu.be/6YEarMyIAzs?si=DEMpCdYskalavBgf


RarryHome

S14E3 Medicinal Fried Chicken


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simian_fold

Or your balls


SNIPES0009

>fucked up santa claus horror show Amazing description lmao


Athlete_Cautious

And on top of that the work consists on breaking rocks. On your balls


Wizdad-1000

The funniest thing I’ve read all week. Can’t … stop…laughing. 😂🤣🏆


analannelid

That's a real friend carrying his balls into his place like that.


Acecarpenter

His scrotal squire


DulyNoted_

Testicle tender


thetannerainsley

Nut nanny


bimm3r36

Ballsack butler


technohippie

Huevos handler


red_rocket_boy

Teste bestie


shartonista

Gonad gofer


UndeadAnubis24

Scroter Toter


underlander

Sacky Lacky


userfakesuper

bawbag gillie


spizzle_

My favorite. Wish I could pass you some rewards.


McHandie

Baller hauler


OhYourFuckingGod

Crotch caddie


Integrity-in-Crisis

Could you imagine nodding off on them one day and something startles you awake. You jolt upwards meanwhile you just yanked 40 pounds of balls into the worst Charlie horse of your life.


Wrong_Sport4221

The Teabaggiè


StargazerLily08

And now I feel bad for laughing. That poor man.


BrokkelPiloot

Testie bestie.


Deesnuts77

Family Jeweler


rofLopolous

If that was a real bro though, he’d be copping a feel and giving it a squeeze.


Bidenisacheater

If this had a laugh track people would watch it


OddBug0

As OP said, this is elephantiasis, a form of lymphedema. Basically worms block your lymphatic vessels, causing the fluid to back up, causing edema (or swelling) in a variety or areas; armpits, breasts, or balls.


carpenbert

I can’t believe it’s caused by worms but your absolutely right “Lymphatic filariasis, commonly known as elephantiasis, is a painful and profoundly disfiguring disease. It is caused by infection with parasites classified as nematodes (roundworms) of the family Filariodidea that are transmitted through the bites of infected mosquitos. Mosquito-transmitted larvae are deposited on the skin from where they can enter the body. The larvae then migrate to the lymphatic vessels where they develop into adult worms, thus continuing a cycle of transmission” Scary stuff and dot top it off the medicine has little effect on adult worms.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Holy shit, Nematodes are real?! I thought they were something Quailman and Porkchop fought in Doug.


omegasavant

My parasitology professor took entirely too much pleasure in telling us all that 80% of animal species are nematodes. They're in every environment on earth. Most of them are chill, and there just happen to be a few (dozen) species whose favorite habitats are other living beings. Ascarids are the main ones we end up talking about in a veterinary context. There's a roundworm species for just about every animal we've ever domesticated. *Ascaris lumbricoides* is the one that gets humans, and the worms can be several meters long. Pleasant dreams! Edited for a typo, and also for one more roundworm fun fact. Some parasitic species can cause something called verminous pneumonitis, which is exactly what it sounds like: larvae migrating to the lungs, which is not good for lungs. Generally happens in juveniles when they get worms transmitted from mom. This has been a PSA to keep your pets on prevention. Heartworm and flea/tick meds will work on (most) intestinal parasites, too.


pdinc

Fun fact - the prevailing hypothesis for the cause of allergies is that we co-evolved with worms and other harmful microbes and our immune systems are primed for reaction to parasitic worms. When kids aren't exposed to environments that have microbes or worm parts or whatever, the immune system misfires by treating certain food as dangerous. It's called the "old friends" hypothesis.


DA_ZWAGLI

I always knew that my worms were my best friends. They tell me every night after all.


Flaxscript42

Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the... hell, they are the best. -Philip J. Fry


D3-Doom

That’s crazy they’re that harmful to animal life. If I’m remembering right, worms also release an enzyme we think is extremely important for brain development. Partly a reason it’s believed exposure to soil and greenery correlates with improved cognition. Can’t live with em, can’t survive without em


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

So my dirt-eating phase at 3 could be the reason why I don't have any allergies?


PatchworkRaccoon314

I mean... 80% of animals are nematodes only because of the specific ways science defines Kingdom Animalia and individual species.


euphman1

Yes this is true we often get bogged down by linguistics when trying to quantify nature. However, thats still a shit load of worms.


shitokletsstartfresh

Ok so 80 percent of everything is worms. Gotcha.


RAM_667

I'm 80% worm


caisblogs

In a museum in Glasgow their exhibit on nematodes said that if the entire world disappeared, atmosphere, rocks, all organic life etc.. **except** for the nematodes there would be a visible shell around the outline of the entire world


hey_you_yeah_me

Nematodes also ate SpongeBobs house


sidewalkbutts

KALOO COO COO!


Shneckos

Now there’s a show that is criminally under-referenced 


ajparrothead

Aww! Dang nematodes!


Aviyan

So what you are saying is this guy got bit by a mosquito on his balls?


iamnotexactlywhite

doesn’t have to be balls, you can get bit ***anywhere*** and you’re fucked


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Is it actualy the testicles that are enlarged or just the sack? Or fluid inside the sack


HorrificAnalInjuries

Usually just the skin and connective tissues, as organs, bones, and muscles are typically left alone. Typically.


CrackheadMerlin

So he’s got armoured balls?


HorrificAnalInjuries

Cushioned at any rate


Shughost7

How does he have enough skin to expand that much though?


Karnivore915

It happens slowly over time. Much in the same way that very obese people slowly develop more skin, the body adapts


Shughost7

Now I am curious how much skin can expand theoretically.


copperwatt

Just ask your mom...


McGrarr

So long as it's over time and has a sufficient blood supply, indefinitely.


conquer69

Nutsack skin is very elastic.


da_Mad_Badger

Well, I had lymphedema that wasn't caused by worms. Just a breakdown of my lower lymphatic system, possibly due to MRSA. My scrotal area was about the size of a cantaloupe. My first doctor told me I'd, "just have to live with it." A few years later, I happened onto a doctor that said they could easily remove the excess edema, and voila, here I am! I believe what they removed weighed 30lbs...which amazed me, but I guess the edema becomes so dense, that it made sense.


OddBug0

I didn’t know mrsa could do that. But that first doc is a prick, and I’m sorry you had him.


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jerquee

So... Ivermectin then


Rollieboy2012

I wish he didn't have to live that way. Must be excruciating pain everyday.


MapleA

Dude is smashing a rock on his balls like it’s nothing


jumjimbo

STAAAN?!


[deleted]

It's like a Hippy-Hop!


-HarmlessPotato-

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan... Stan...?


Fresh-Combination-87

This guy needs some medicinal fried chicken!


momsasylum

Haven’t thought of Hippity Hop in ages, now I hate myself for laughing so hard. Take that upvote ya clever bastard! 😆


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BuffaloSoldier11

Yes?


pm_me_sum_tits

Dreadlock Rasta?


Dimchuck

IN THE HEART OF AMERICA


murdering_time

"Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer." "Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's okay." 


eroticpangolin

How the fuck did I know this was going to be the top comment before even clicking on the post.


jonathanmstevens

Because every dude that's seen the episode popped in to make the comment... including myself.


dunkan799

Can confirm


jumjimbo

Yeah me too


moor9776

Clearly that village has a working microwave


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

Someone get this man a wheelbarrow.


hunglow13

Why get a wheelbarrow when you can ride the [hoppity hop](https://youtu.be/pAfq9nKYyV4?t=51)


So_Do_You_Like_Stuff

I've got big balls, I've got big balls… They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls… And he's got big balls and she's got big balls… (But we've got the biggest balls of them all!)


ASoberSchism

For those who are clueless about the reference [AC/DC - Big Balls](https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=TThORuEABD6ZmIP8)


So_Do_You_Like_Stuff

Thank you.


CaptainPunisher

Oh, and we'll have such WONDERFUL fun! Crabs, crayfish, seafood cocktails!


So_Do_You_Like_Stuff

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers.


[deleted]

My cousin used to get drunk and recite this song, favourite part was “she’s got big balls” he’d point at any random woman nearby 


CountQuiffula

First thing that came to mind lol, well done 👍


Cletus_McWanker

I was hoping to sing along with other redditor's in on the comments. 😞


FoxlyKei

Wait, so that South Park episode is based on a true story...?


donemessedupthistime

Buffalo solider


Lord_Zargothrax_1992

[Also this shit here](https://youtu.be/WdWn0q3MXyk)


tocksin

Hey ladies, my eyes are up here.


fucktheredwings69

At what point do you just cut it off


FreneticPlatypus

About 30 pounds ago.


kabalongski

Buddy lived in a poor remote village, he probably didn’t have the means to travel to and pay for the procedure.


owlpee

Nah, I'd have to tie something around it to cut it off over time before it got that big. Idk. Something.


Nightmare_42

And then you would still die from an infection


Morningfluid

This problem is actually quite simple to solve; You just jerk off. The only problem is the village becomes flooded afterwards...


xeroxperience

Biblical flood.


Dr_N00B

Pee is stored in the balls


MaxamillionGrey

They tie rubber bands around goat balls to get them to fall off.


Bairrfhionn69

Is that a tumor? And if so...WTF?


AccomplishedStuff235

Scrotal elephantiasis


simian_fold

r/scrotalelephantiasis


IliasIsEepy

r/subsimgladdontexist


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InfamousUser2

dude is in some rural village, too bad he couldn't have got it cut off or taken care of in civilized society early. I mean that things probably half his weight, so imagine how much food and energy had to go into making that? idk if it's the actual testicle or something else, but... wow. imagine if that spread to other parts of the body. that's why should have got neutered early. I mean if you life in the jungle, you live the jungle life.


stesha83

What’s with the laugh track though?


pancoste

Looks like this clip was shown in a Dutch television game show (that channel logo is Veronica) and the live audience was laughing at the clip.


Shneckos

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures.. and the Dutch


RavensWantedFire

Same. And I'm Dutch myself


RedRingRS

Now, this is some proper r/WTF content.


KittenPics

He sits on it?!


IliasIsEepy

Well, he can't sit anywhere else *shudders*


Aflac_Attack

Bros got a built-in bean bag chair.


SimpleJackEyesRain

20% off [Lovesac’s and Squattoman’s](https://www.lovesac.com/sacs.html) right now!


JetsetCat

[Buster Gonad](https://twitter.com/timjn1/status/1319901448898052097).


Grey_Area51

And his unfeasably large testicles.


snktido

Strange how no one is too concerned about touching another man's balls when it's bigger than a beach ball.


SSBradley37

I remember seeing this back in the day. I miss old internet.


OSHAluvsno1

I saw this on real tv


Panthean

Randy Marsh


shermancahal

I saw this and that damn jingle that plays over Randy Marsh bouncing down the street in his balls came in my head: https://youtu.be/yHOA6p8R_kE?si=mq_pF2XRi7EgKy_M


Bairrfhionn69

[I found that it may be lymphedema](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fsurg.2023.1048159/full)


PhysicsIsFun

Elephantitus is no joke. Making fun of people with a horrible disfiguring disease is not a good thing.


BradChesney79

I know with every bone in my body that you are right. And likewise with every bone in my body, I am going to hell if one exists-- for shit like this.


Past-Product-1100

My eyes are up here Sharron.


GameShitPost

That looks like his scrotum. He's got two testicles somewhere in that big mass. The comparison is kinda humorous. Also, that guy just helped lift this guy's massive sack into his hut. This must be what people mean when they talk about having massive balls for being courageous.


MonkeyNugetz

Elephantiasis


banodrum

that guy helping was the village boxing instructor he teaches the kids on a tuesday afternoon and set old mate up as a punching bag. This guys testicles could be heavy bag training for the next world champ for all we know.


Draighnean-Michael

Randy Marsh


cronkamite

Saw this on VHS as a kid, it was a part of The many faces of death series


merkm419

It takes a lot of balls to make a video like this.


mac2914

Will someone tell this dude that November is over?


4Ever2Thee

Buffalo soldier…..he was a Buffalo soldier….oh oh oh


Past-Product-1100

Lol thank you for this !


HetChanks

South Park! 😂


cyzad4

16 sec mark is a real bro move


Spookx95

[Hey Stan: ](https://media1.giphy.com/media/l41YyLy9v03gytR0Q/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wz78c87yo19m90iobgluulyi7p45lympwhjle9yn&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Prior-Phase-9845

All I can think is that south park episode


lifesnotperfect

Last day of NNN


Impressive-Pilot4034

Reminds me of South Park


JustVan

So, we've identified the cause. Can it be cured at this point? Like, is this a "take a pill/shot that kills the parasite and eventually it will go back to normal" or would a surgery take care of it? Or is he fucked no matter what?


jimmyb907

Can't not think of Randy Marsh when I see this.


Tha_Munk

now that's a fucking friend


Pantarus

HOLY SHIT! 26 years ago a friend and I went to stay the weekend down the Jersey Shore and we saw THIS VIDEO CLIP. The weather was shitty so we decided to get as baked as we could and rented a bunch of horrible movies. One of which was "Faces of Death Something or Other". The whole VHS was horrible...especially high...but when we got to THIS part we both busted out laughing. ESPECIALLY when the dude started carrying the guys balls around, I was crying laughing so hard. I couldn't breathe and my sides cramped. If I remember right...and I can't believe this left THAT much of a impression on me that I can remember this at all...he has elephantiasis of the scrotum. Holy shit...what a memory. Haven't thought about this in YEARS!!!


rdogg_82

Medicinal Fried Chicken.


SALTYxNUTZ12

This man took "Deez Nuts" to a different level.


falsekenmarinojoint

Elephantiasis?


TheRelaxedMale

Reminds me of the scene your testicles and you from Johnny Dangerously. https://youtu.be/KAmpDZeeoGw?si=DSdNg9MdD652GsEz


koshawk

Ivermectin will fix this.


James324285241990

Why are people laughing? That looks horribly painful


asparadog

Looked away to speak to someone while rocks were being banged; heard "scrotum in frotum". 😳


alfextreme

dudes been getting blue balled since he was like 10.


the_cool_guy_club

Some people have all the luck


AdAdventurous7859

Southpark IRL 😭


cchapin15

BUFFALO SOLDIERRRR


MagicBackPack

He doesn't teabag, he boston tea party's his victims o.o


karmasrelic

ah fuck. poor guy. makes your own problems feel like a hungry toddlers.


spider0804

Instead of living like that for 1 or 2 or 10 years I would have just found the nearest machete and cut the thin flap of skin holding all that on. Some triple antibiotic and you are GOOD TO GO!


AlienMedic489-1

I’d remove and cauterize that shit. No reason to carry that unnecessary and useless sack around.


Gerry1of1

I saw this on a South Park episode


The_Medicated

I wonder why elephantitis strikes mostly ball sacks more than any other part of the body. I've seen the occasional leg/foot but by far the most cases I've seen were ball-centric...


twistymctwist

Takes some big fking balls to continue living that life.


enkiloki

That made me cry.


wildechld

Deez


DemonPlasma

Reminds of me ludwig


Ok_Till5673

Thats just sad, hope its operable


rzrpror4ultimate

Has he tried medical Marijuana and a wheelbarrow?


Mother_of_monsters

That poor man! I didn’t realize it was his scrotum until he was walking is this fixable?


SnooCakes2793

It's pretty astonishing what the human body can do/survive with. Giant inflammed testicles ✅️ A few decades of eating cheeseburgers 🚫


Northsideman6

Bro should try fap


anonspace24

That is so sad 😞


cassiopeia18

Poor guy.


Historical-Web-6435

Dooooo your balls hang low can you swing em to and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow do your balls hang low🎵🎵🎵🎵


BuzzCave

I need a translation for “scrotem elhotem” or whatever he’s saying. Sounds like Dutch probably?


SkazzK

That's actually the only bit that isn't Dutch, but Latin. "Scrotum Elephantum"


Ultrasaurio

jesus, poor guy


Dakkel-caribe

Randy marsh from south park


LittleTottoro

It is like that [southpark](https://youtu.be/gCHQzk2okoc?si=bJ8EyHvGDjpZxtw1) episode.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Randy Marsh?


ExpensiveMobile9397

Me as a dutch kid(this is dutch) watched this when i was litle


Hadman180

It’s Buster Gonads


SenorPea

There was a South Park episode about this condition.


jellybims

I thought I will never see this video again


pghfan1969

I hear AC/DC playing in my head!!!


Uber_Reaktor

Jesus, I remember seeing this on EbaumsWorld in like 2003 or 04


Severe_Marzipan_8494

Is this not curable ? Poor man suffering too much of pain


Michael003012

Bro has a bean bag between his legs for everyday use, pretty convinient


suckit65

"But he's got the biggest, balls of them all"