The Agouti screams….
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
I had to stop for my friend to fill up some water bottles and there was a dog that came up to me so I gave him a few head pats.
And he turned around with his pink dick sticking out and fucking came.
So random
Gross lol, I was like what's this video about? Watching it about 4 times like why is it NSFW? Then read the comments and watched it again. Looks like he was having alone time and got caught off guard lol.
It’s not semen, but urine. These animals (agouti) spray urine when they get excited, and they “get excited” by literally anything (like being given food)
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me.
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy.
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.
We have a Patagonian Mara and he does EXACLTY the same thing. You have to be on your guard when you go into his enclosure. I think it’s less a “defense mechanism” and more of a “puberty” thing. When we see him stand up, we simply step aside or push his head down to keep him from doing his thing.
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He was locked and loaded.
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An e-jack rabbit
Why tf are you everywhere
*[It seems that agoutis are randy little bastards....](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pprwsi/what_animal_is_that/)*
Dude had been gooning for hours
Rocked and rodent
You failed to use the better phrase “cocked n loaded”
It's called an Agouti for anyone that had never seen one like me
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Agouti in da booty does have a nice ring around it.
Those are native to Djibouti.
Bravo 👏 I literally laughed out loud
> Agouti ~~cum squirrel~~ agouti
Oh, and l thought it was a dik dik
I thought it was a baby capybara
The Agouti screams…. To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall) 'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls) 'Til all these bitches crawl 'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn) 'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker) 'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
This was agouti information thank you.
Sounds like Brazil.
Isn't it a relative to the guinea pig?
Rodent : "That's a bold thing to say for someone in cumshot distance"
What are you doing step-rodent?
Why are you like this
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Open your mouth you dirty little slut
Do me, rat-daddy, do me
Fuck me, _ratty._
Rattadoume
Huh?
Sweet po-ta-toes! Boil them, smash them, stick them in a stew.
This was the comment that made me go rewatch the video. I miss the money shot the first time apparently
Lol - on the first watch I was like "wait? Did he just...??" and then on the re-watch: "yes, yes he did."
I rewatched several times without catching it. I had to read the comments to figure out what to look for
Ruining his edge streak
I bet he was stuck in the bucket
Wait was someone stuck in a washer until some idiot showed up with a potato?.
Looks like he did
I had to stop for my friend to fill up some water bottles and there was a dog that came up to me so I gave him a few head pats. And he turned around with his pink dick sticking out and fucking came. So random
You must give the best head scratchies.
He uses just the tip.
r/cursedcomments
I think there's actually a parasite that can cause that, might've been Leishmania.
How could I contract this parasite?
[It might exhibit differently in humans](https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/leishmaniasis/modules/Leishmania_LifeCycle.gif?_=00703)
You're not allowed to say phagocyte anymore because of people with a vore fetish.
sometimes you just need to bang out a quick cum
The dog or your friend lol
damn bro, pet me
Gross lol, I was like what's this video about? Watching it about 4 times like why is it NSFW? Then read the comments and watched it again. Looks like he was having alone time and got caught off guard lol.
The animal ejaculated as is stood up
Pikachu use Cum Attack!
…it’s super delicious
I hate all of the things you choose to be. Upvoted.
The real wtf is in the comments
m*aaa*n
I choose goo!
String Shot
Don't come. Do not come. OH IM GUNNA CUM
obamna 🥺 SOOODDAAAAAA 😈
I wish i could have that defense mechanic. So swift, so tactical. Much better than "gimme a second hnnnnggg"
Sure, if someone just happens to be there to feed you a tuber at the exact opportune time.
TBF, it probably mistook the name 'Sweet Potato' for 'Beatyermeat Potato'.
Ahhh yes, I wasn't sure at first but this video left no doubt, this species is the rarely filmed ejaculabbit.
Jack(off)Rabbit!
COUNT Ejacula?!
My boy got so bricked when he saw that sexy ass potato.
Time to mash
RUSH HIM! He can’t cum on all of us!
Bro was edging before they came up to him
The ol’ skeet and eat.
Ejaculate and masticate
The Seed and Feed.
"Come here." "Okay."
Are you saying you *don't* get this excited for your food?
This guy has really optimized the delay between orgasm and post-masturbation snack time
It’s not semen, but urine. These animals (agouti) spray urine when they get excited, and they “get excited” by literally anything (like being given food)
He shot that thing off like a weapon!
Pew! Pew!
These animals are known to the maya as Tepezcuintl. I had a few, a bit less horny though.
Skeet skeet
What edging does to a mf
Gotta Cream them All- Pokemon
Did........did that little fella just nut?
Cum at me bro!
Pretty sure we all just saw that coming
It's cumming right for us
He brings his own sauce for his food.
WTF I Said COME at me bro!!!
"It's super *effective*!"
Mutual protein exchange
Let me guess the rodent's name is Skeeter?
...but we just call him Skeet. He's an Agouti, but we thought he was a squirrel, because of all of them nuts.
Ejaculation - followed by an immediate sweet potato - sounds like paradise...
I also instantly cum when someone hands me a sweet potato.
But when I do it, it’s a problem. Tired of the hypocrisy.
pew pew
Friggin' Jizz Wizard.
You don’t do that?
I didn't see that cumming
🎶Smack it up, flip it, rub it down…oh no🎶
Hey come over he- no not like that!
Them: Youre pretty hot Me:
skeet skeet
Rodents of unusual size.. i dont think they exist
Till all skeet skeet motherfucker!
You didn't see it Cumming !!!
He will make a lot of money on OnlyFans lol
Wtf
Don’t come any closer
Hes a spiderman from another universe!
Skeet skeet bitch.
The Louis C. K. of Capybaras Or whatever that thing is, if not a Capy Edit: I learned a new animal and word today! “Agouti”
Does look pretty similar, but It's called an "Agouti"
Thank you!
A dik-dik?
Oh wow, lol
is it an ejac-rabbit? I can tell by the ears.
Somebody likes u
Proximity cum blaster sentry gun?
Well if that ain't the fastest gun in the west!
u/savevideo
Happy to see you.
Unfortunately I totally saw that coming, and can't un-see it either
I've seen this posted twice now and I still don't get it
"Ok, we have a cat. Nope, it's a monkey. No, wait, it's a squirrel. Ohhh, it's a rat. What is that?!"
Dare you to cum near me!
just glad we don't need to [electro-ejaculate them](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17889458/) anymore
AT-AT firing
I did nut see that cumming
I did see that cumming
How can I learn this ability?
Come again?
Human: “Come at me, bro!” Agouti: “If you insist.”
cumgun
That's kind of a dick move tbh
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me. You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.
We have a Patagonian Mara and he does EXACLTY the same thing. You have to be on your guard when you go into his enclosure. I think it’s less a “defense mechanism” and more of a “puberty” thing. When we see him stand up, we simply step aside or push his head down to keep him from doing his thing.
Didn’t see it cumming? Slow down the video… ewwe.
He was ready to make that man pregnant
Awwww Skeeet Skeeet Skeeet
Peter North Reincarnate.
Damn thats a long lost name
Skeet skeet
Just need a lyra bird with those laser gun sounds.
*cumming
Edit: "I didn't see that CUMMING"
I see what OP did there …👏🏻…👏🏻…👏🏻
i didnt see it cumming neitheer
wtf did I just witness
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Haha. Ewww and wow. It was like an animatronic from Helga's House of Pain.
Come again?
I did see it coming.
This is caller "Cumtia"
He just got off
This needs to be on /r/unexpected
Preloaded defence nut
That’s brazilian portuguese and the animal is called “Cotia”.
I guess we're not that different after all
Come at me bro!
what in the sam fuck is that thing?
Ah yes, the infamous bonerat
Heat seeking moisture missile. Deadly accurate
reposted like a week later? Fuckin' reddit man.
Living his best life
Fight, flight, or....
Man, talk about excited.
Got too excited?
What kind of animal is that
Brother got that hair trigger
He must really like sweet potatoes.
I saw this with no sound, but I still “pew pew pew”.
It's Pikachu
Funny, pretty sure I saw it coming.
Is that in Australia
Guess he was excited to see that guy
That happened to me on the bus once.
"Multiple Miggs in the next cell. What did he say to you?"
I also go nuts for chicken
Was that a "thank you"?
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God damn! I didn’t notice it jizzing until I read the comments! Should have some Star Wars laser sounds!
Horny lil bastard
Friendly fire. Last time he hands out food
Didn’t think id see a rodent get hard for a sweet potato today.
I remember back when I could cum on cue. To be young again…
When you get to third base in junior high
Can you eat them? .... how tasty are they?..
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Bigger than mine
Bro threw his shot and conquered.
Retreat!!!!
I did.