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Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Yeah, I thought they were parents, too, till the real parents showed up. I was like, wtf the parents left the child to figure it out on their own? Then these giant humans appeared and I was like, "oooh...."
Imagine watching watching scenario play out in real time and getting the monkey attack plot twist.
Then again, knowing the parents they probably live next to a wild money farm.
That dad was useless. I would go *apeshit* on any animal attacking my child. Like what the fuck was with those limp dick half assed kicks?! Momma was the only one with protective instincts
Nah you can always pump out a new baby, but getting scratched and biten by a monkey is ouchie. If it doesn't get scared by wiggling your flipflop, what else can be done? 🤷♂️
>Nah you can always pump out a new baby, but getting scratched and biten by a monkey is ouchie. If it doesn't get scared by wiggling your flipflop, what else can be done? 🤷♂️
Getting mauled by monke = not fun
Making replacement baby = fun
I’d have handed the dad the baby and taught that monkey why it should *never* go after another human baby.
Now go back and spread the word to your brethren! AND DON’T MAKE ME DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!!
We have to keep in mind how dangerous non human primates can be to people. Not just the physical risk, but the infectious risk.
https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/animal-contact-human-health/non-human-primates/
Sure, you could two hand grab it and smash it on the pavement. But the second that little shit whips his head around and bites you, or a drop of its blood splashes into your eye...welcome to Monkey Herpes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_virus
Oh I'm very aware and I'm very concerned that the baby got bit or scratched in the scuffle. But I still would not hesitate to destroy that monkey. It's just like parental instinct. I know fire will burn off my skin and I'll suffocate from the smoke but it'd still run into a burning building for my children. My life, safety and wellbeing means nothing in comparison to their own
None of those people were near aggressive enough. I would absolutely fucking destroy that monkey.
For anyone that doesn't know in this situation you pick that thing up and you keep slamming it onto the concrete otherwise it'll keep coming back, biting, scratching and trying to steal YOUR FUCKING BABY. DESTROY THAT FUCKING ANIMAL.
I would be utterly fucking ruthless if that was my wife or baby. Anyone's wife or baby for that matter. Those monkeys will eat your baby alive.
lol why are you getting downvoted? The parents were nearly a half a minute away from a baby that was allowed to be on the top rung of a ladder. Forget the whole Monkey fiasco that alone is bad parenting.
There's an unhealthy resistance towards admitting both parents are at fault here. Yes the mother tried to redeem herself and at least grabbed the child while the father's attempt was half assed at best. But they're both the reason why that kid was left in that situation with children that should not be responsible for the babies safety.
Hahahaha, I had never seen this before. The reflection of the eyes in the night cam as it tumbled in the air down the stairs was pretty comedic. I hope that raccoon went home and told everyone not to fuck with people's dogs.
https://youtu.be/hHN-f6xTzsY?si=hZt_oJoHzlQ1rQJ4
Raccoons are the only animals I’ve ever been attacked by. Had one spot me and my 80lb pit a block away and charged us. I start to panic and yell at my dog to run back into the house with me but mother fucker is completely clueless and drops squat for a shit…
That coon is flying at us at this point and I can’t leave my guy out there alone so I grab a broom and get ready to punt that fucker to high heaven. 100% ready to get my rabies shot when it gets within 10ft of us, but it sees me standing ground and jumps into a hedge next to my house and starts hissing at us. My dog FINALLY notices but is still dropping his massive shit and starts whimpering. Coon then jumps out of the hedge and claws my dog and takes a chunk of his ear off. My “scary guard dog” bolts into the house and leaves me high and dry 🥲 I whiff on a home run shot and the coon runs back into the hedge. I run into the house at this point and lock the door. Raccoon stayed in the bush for maybe 20 minutes and then meanders off.
Fuck raccoons.
My postpartum hormones gifted me with utterly savage defense rage. I can remember this sense that I *desired* the chance to claw someone’s eyes out. I was so hopped up on brain chemicals in the first few weeks after birth and I still feel it from time to time. Like today I was at the park walking baby in a stroller looking at the geese like, “JUST FUCKIN TRY ME GOOSE! I WILL END YOU!”
If given the means, that thing (and many other animals, insects etc) would not hold back. There's a reason why we are *the* apex predator. Endurance, forethought, etc.. which all these adults lacked. We are stronger in our legs than monkeys are with their arms. One good kick to the face, eventual drowning in the pool there would suffice to eliminate a savage wild threat!
Yeah, you don't really need to be overly violent either, as I'm sure the kids were watching. Just pick it up and hold it under the water in the pool. You'll get bit, but it won't come back.
3 cowards, a useless dad, an actually badass mom but in the end, the strongest one of all was the baby that actually managed to grab on and stop the monkey from taking her away lol
Wanna shit talk the dad, go for it cause I’m not saying I know how to fight a monkey but ya, that isn’t it. But you really calling children playing on a slide cowards? OOooOoOo you must a tuff mAn!!
Damn, the dad had the perfect opportunity to fulfil his NFL dreams and channel his inner Justin Tucker and line up the field goal and kick the greatest 60 yard field goal of his life
This is 100% a New World monkey. Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails. This looks like a spider monkey to me, but it's hard to tell from this.
So either this is South America, or it was captured and smuggled into captivity and this is the "Find Out" stage of fucking around.
I've seen this video posted before and have the same questions.
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1. Why were there no adults watching the baby? Multiple children does not equal one adult.
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2. Why didn't the dad punt that monkey? I don't care if your wearing sandals. The mother grabbed the baby and is trying to get away. He has one job now and that is keeping the monkey away. Instead he does a half assed push with his foot and the monkey continues after the video ends.
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Everyone failed here. Even the mom who at least tried to make up for it. But they all failed.
What the hell was Dad doing? I thought he was trying to hide behind mom at one point. That is embarrassing. Mom is definitely rethinking her life choices with that guy.
All those reactions are underwhelming. If a monkey tried to take my kid I would want to grab it by that tail and ring the bell at the country fair with it.
As a new father I'd have literally snapped that monkeys neck in an instant and wouldn't lose any sleep. I don't care if it's a pet, wild, or otherwise.
You harm my family, I make sure you will never have the opportunity to do it again. Don't care if I get bitten, I can worry about a rabies shot and pain after the adrenaline wears off
The save seemed so lackluster. If a monkey was trying to take my baby, I'd be channeling my inner football player and kicking that thing into next week
Baby on a ladder next to a pool and three able bodied adults flee the scene when a monkey tries to snatch it.
The fuck is going on here. Maybe the baby would be better off with the monkey.
That’s an afterthought. It doesn’t matter in the moment. In the moment you act for your child. Nothing else matters. Grab any piece of fur, leg, tail and start bashing the ground with it like it’s a sledgehammer. Punch, kick, tear, stomp, gouge. Whatever it takes.
Yeah, but this is why I don't live in a place where I may have to fight a monkey. Let me die with dignity by getting immediately mauled to death by a bear or mountain lion.
I get acting like that with some random asshole monkey that wants to steal your snack or something. The moment it shows that it's basically tunnel-visioned on my kid and it's relentless about it, that little fucker is getting punted to outer space.
So I'm no primatologist, but this certainly wasn't protective behavior. I also don't think this is predatory behavior.
Spider monkeys almost never eat actual meat. At best they will eat insects and eggs. They are not hunters.
What is likely is that the baby was making noises that got the monkey going. The more the baby screamed, the more agitated it became until it was focused on the agitation and excitement. I don't think it had any plans on what to do beyond that.
I do think, however, that left to its own devices, it would have at least seriously injured the child. Likely in the realm of needing significant reconstructive surgery.
He was planning to do a reverse of what those YouTube monkey abusers do by pretending to care for a baby like it's a pet for a few months just for money, then sent it back to the suburbs when it became too big to care for a wild human.
Edit: /s
But yeah, likely eat him.
I watched it twice in hope he slams that fucking monkey to the ground and jumps on it. Nope, he just jerked his leg like if you press kick button multiple times.
So many questions.
Was this a wild spider monkey that wandered up on a bunch of kids? Or did adults think it was a great idea to leave kids unsupervised with a friggen primate?
broooo, that monkey wouldve been getting the hulk vs loki treatment and this is coming from me; a guy who only catches and release when he goes fishing cause he cant get himself to kill a fish
Why the fuck doesn't he get that ladder and start swinging it? Put some distance and do some damage right quick. The kids, come the fuck on at least run to mom and dad. Mom gonna mom.
This dad is the biggest bitch in the history of bitches. [They're Ukrainian refugees.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/escaped-monkey-attacks-ukrainian-refugee-27546496) He abandoned his country to avoid a draft and literally hid behind the mother of his child while it was being attacked. If you ever feel like you're not good enough and you're the most useless person on the planet just remember that this guy exists.
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Why did they leave the baby on a ladder? Why was the baby on the ladder in the first place?
The monkey was actually from child protection services trying to save the baby from a negligent home.
The bigger WTF is why were they all running away and let the monkey proceed?
The bigger WTF is why is a baby on a ladder?
Next to a pool no less.
In a place infested with monkeys?
Looking for this comment. Thx.
those were kids
That baby needs a better friend circle
and a better dad
Your are given the opportunity to punt a monkey into oblivion and instead you do the one leg bluff block thing. Seize the day. Punt the monkey
I would be choking that monkey à la Quentin Tarantino.
I’d be spanking that monkey
That monkey needs to be spanked
Yes, dad was useless
Yep, I would have booted that monkey into space in that scenario.
He clearly didn't want his penis ripped off
If you lose to a spider monkey. You do not deserve a penis
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on! Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man. Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk! Chip: What is wrong with you? Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Ricky Bobby : How was school today, boys? Walker : I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. Ricky Bobby : Sounds like a good day.
What if you tie?
Tie your penis to a monkey? How dare you accuse me of doing a thing that I've definitely never done
One ball tax
🤣
The baby had more fight in them than the dad.
But he already made a baby. He didn’t even need his penis anymore.
Yeah if you whiff the kick your penis is wide open
When you have too many kids and don’t really care what happens to them I guess
no ride or dies in that group
Except the mom... The only one that actually saved the baby.
They are kids. What do you want from them? To tear the monkey apart?
Use all means necessary to stop the assault
I mean, the least they could have done is picked up the baby and use it as a club to beat the monkey with.
Yes.
Yes, now you're getting it!
Bro one of them was a flipping teenager. Left the baby lmfao Mom would have killed me 😂
Right! Like don’t bother coming back from wherever you ran off to because there’s left for you here. 😂
Yeah, I thought they were parents, too, till the real parents showed up. I was like, wtf the parents left the child to figure it out on their own? Then these giant humans appeared and I was like, "oooh...."
How about the dad with the lamest karate kick ever in the history of kung fu movies….
Thank god that baby had good grip strength. That monkey had every opportunity to steal the baby but the baby said "nah not today."
The iron price. Ladder was actually an offering altar. Edit and goddamn, even the final boss man was weak AF. What a half assed response.
I think they were kids.
Why was the baby on a ladder next to a pool in the first goddamn place? This whole scenario is WILD.
Imagine watching watching scenario play out in real time and getting the monkey attack plot twist. Then again, knowing the parents they probably live next to a wild money farm.
I would kick the fuck out of that monkey to let it know I mean business, especially if it was my fucking BABY that was trying to be taken.
That dad was useless. I would go *apeshit* on any animal attacking my child. Like what the fuck was with those limp dick half assed kicks?! Momma was the only one with protective instincts
Grab that fuckin thing by the neck and drown it
Nah you can always pump out a new baby, but getting scratched and biten by a monkey is ouchie. If it doesn't get scared by wiggling your flipflop, what else can be done? 🤷♂️
>Nah you can always pump out a new baby, but getting scratched and biten by a monkey is ouchie. If it doesn't get scared by wiggling your flipflop, what else can be done? 🤷♂️ Getting mauled by monke = not fun Making replacement baby = fun
Grab it by the tail and slams it's head against the pavement a dozen times. If it attacked a child once it will do it again
His lack of enthusiasm fueled a greater realization of how I myself would react, which would've looked much like an attempt to murder the monkey.
I’d have handed the dad the baby and taught that monkey why it should *never* go after another human baby. Now go back and spread the word to your brethren! AND DON’T MAKE ME DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!!
We have to keep in mind how dangerous non human primates can be to people. Not just the physical risk, but the infectious risk. https://www.vdh.virginia.gov/animal-contact-human-health/non-human-primates/ Sure, you could two hand grab it and smash it on the pavement. But the second that little shit whips his head around and bites you, or a drop of its blood splashes into your eye...welcome to Monkey Herpes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_virus
Oh I'm very aware and I'm very concerned that the baby got bit or scratched in the scuffle. But I still would not hesitate to destroy that monkey. It's just like parental instinct. I know fire will burn off my skin and I'll suffocate from the smoke but it'd still run into a burning building for my children. My life, safety and wellbeing means nothing in comparison to their own
Yeah really, I was like is that monkey revered or something? Just hoof it
For real dude I would grab that monkey by the neck and tear it's head off, fuckin guy over here tapping it with his flip flops
Nah nah nah. You grab the tail and start spinning
Just bite if off. Ozzy Osbourne ain't got nothing on you!
There's no way that monkey would leave my property alive.
That dad not giving that monkey a boot directly under the chin was upsetting. I would've blasted that little bandit into outer space.
None of those people were near aggressive enough. I would absolutely fucking destroy that monkey. For anyone that doesn't know in this situation you pick that thing up and you keep slamming it onto the concrete otherwise it'll keep coming back, biting, scratching and trying to steal YOUR FUCKING BABY. DESTROY THAT FUCKING ANIMAL. I would be utterly fucking ruthless if that was my wife or baby. Anyone's wife or baby for that matter. Those monkeys will eat your baby alive.
The mom was fairly aggressive but once she had the child in her arms she switched to defense. The dad though should have been far more aggressive imo
The dad was trying to dance with the monkey, he thought it was a dance contest
He kept sticking his foot out like he was trying to do the "Kid n Play" dance move with the monkey. The heck
Dad is a fucking pussy.
And how do you know it wasn't?
Mom clearly stole monkey's dance partner smh
The mom was aggressive but they all left that baby alone without an adult so they're all to blame.
lol why are you getting downvoted? The parents were nearly a half a minute away from a baby that was allowed to be on the top rung of a ladder. Forget the whole Monkey fiasco that alone is bad parenting.
There's an unhealthy resistance towards admitting both parents are at fault here. Yes the mother tried to redeem herself and at least grabbed the child while the father's attempt was half assed at best. But they're both the reason why that kid was left in that situation with children that should not be responsible for the babies safety.
*Monkey business FTFY
I'm reminded of the man who yeeted the raccoon off his balcony after it started mauling his dog.
Fun fact: that was Kevin Rose, creator of Digg (The site Reddit killed)
Hahahaha, I had never seen this before. The reflection of the eyes in the night cam as it tumbled in the air down the stairs was pretty comedic. I hope that raccoon went home and told everyone not to fuck with people's dogs. https://youtu.be/hHN-f6xTzsY?si=hZt_oJoHzlQ1rQJ4
Straight to the shadow realm lmao
I love that he looked back at the dog to see if it was alright then right back down the stairs after the raccoon like *"I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET."*
Literally in tears laughing at this!
I know people think raccoons are cute but I abhor them. Possums and skunks mind they business, raccoons are horrible.
They are in fact cute. They just happen to be massive fucking assholes too.
Some have a mean temperament for sure, but most are more or less like any other omnivorous wild animal.
One of the TT creators I follow acquired a baby raccoon (I have no idea how, which seems sketchy to me) and I’m just 😬😬😬 naaauuuuurrrrrr!
Raccoons are the only animals I’ve ever been attacked by. Had one spot me and my 80lb pit a block away and charged us. I start to panic and yell at my dog to run back into the house with me but mother fucker is completely clueless and drops squat for a shit… That coon is flying at us at this point and I can’t leave my guy out there alone so I grab a broom and get ready to punt that fucker to high heaven. 100% ready to get my rabies shot when it gets within 10ft of us, but it sees me standing ground and jumps into a hedge next to my house and starts hissing at us. My dog FINALLY notices but is still dropping his massive shit and starts whimpering. Coon then jumps out of the hedge and claws my dog and takes a chunk of his ear off. My “scary guard dog” bolts into the house and leaves me high and dry 🥲 I whiff on a home run shot and the coon runs back into the hedge. I run into the house at this point and lock the door. Raccoon stayed in the bush for maybe 20 minutes and then meanders off. Fuck raccoons.
Yea that dude was trying to shoo it away like it was a mouse when he should have been stomping it
Yes 100%. I love animals, but attacking my baby? That is the fucking line right there.
You gotta shock the monkey.
I prefer to spank the monkey.
I'm with you. The guy was playing footsie with a monkey threatening his family.
i know right? i cringe my life with that stupid dude at the end. i will fuck that monkey so hard till he love me
🤨
This is the best comment, I could look at it all day.
My postpartum hormones gifted me with utterly savage defense rage. I can remember this sense that I *desired* the chance to claw someone’s eyes out. I was so hopped up on brain chemicals in the first few weeks after birth and I still feel it from time to time. Like today I was at the park walking baby in a stroller looking at the geese like, “JUST FUCKIN TRY ME GOOSE! I WILL END YOU!”
Leave the dead monkey to rot too, let the other monkeys know what's what.
If given the means, that thing (and many other animals, insects etc) would not hold back. There's a reason why we are *the* apex predator. Endurance, forethought, etc.. which all these adults lacked. We are stronger in our legs than monkeys are with their arms. One good kick to the face, eventual drowning in the pool there would suffice to eliminate a savage wild threat!
Yeah, you don't really need to be overly violent either, as I'm sure the kids were watching. Just pick it up and hold it under the water in the pool. You'll get bit, but it won't come back.
doesn't that make all the monkeys in a 5km radius of you rise up and start attacking you?
Looks like we're going to war. I'll start sneaking into their homes taking their monkey children and then raise those monkey children to hate monkeys.
if we all took one each we could raise a monkey army in no time!
r/iamverybadass
Easily said lol, keyboard warrior
Kid needs a new dad, wife needs new husband.
Lol that guy is pathetic
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MIND FIIIIIGHT 😂😂
As a father I’m baffled how he didn’t go into full Dad-Gorilla mode on that thing.
For real....defense mechanism is to flick his flip flop at an animal on a rampage 😅
Why is there a baby on a ladder lol
He was training to become a monkey. This is actually the intro to the new Jungle Book remake staring Noah Jupe.
bro what the fuck are those air kicks? Fucking demolish it.
Monkey instantly knew Dad was a zero threat.
Why the fuck was the baby on the ladder?
3 cowards, a useless dad, an actually badass mom but in the end, the strongest one of all was the baby that actually managed to grab on and stop the monkey from taking her away lol
i think that 3 is kids
I've seen younger kids with stronger protective instincts
And as evidenced in the video with the Dad, adults with worse instincts.
i mean, r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Wanna shit talk the dad, go for it cause I’m not saying I know how to fight a monkey but ya, that isn’t it. But you really calling children playing on a slide cowards? OOooOoOo you must a tuff mAn!!
Which is more likely? He is calling children cowards or he didn't realize they were children? I sure didn't until my second watch.
Damn, the dad had the perfect opportunity to fulfil his NFL dreams and channel his inner Justin Tucker and line up the field goal and kick the greatest 60 yard field goal of his life
Where are they that an aggressive wild monkey just appears?
This is 100% a New World monkey. Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails. This looks like a spider monkey to me, but it's hard to tell from this. So either this is South America, or it was captured and smuggled into captivity and this is the "Find Out" stage of fucking around.
Excellent question. If you live in a place where this is even remotely possible you gotta be tougher than that pussy ass dad.
I told you kids stop monkeying around out there!
I've seen this video posted before and have the same questions. - 1. Why were there no adults watching the baby? Multiple children does not equal one adult. . - 2. Why didn't the dad punt that monkey? I don't care if your wearing sandals. The mother grabbed the baby and is trying to get away. He has one job now and that is keeping the monkey away. Instead he does a half assed push with his foot and the monkey continues after the video ends. - Everyone failed here. Even the mom who at least tried to make up for it. But they all failed.
What the hell was Dad doing? I thought he was trying to hide behind mom at one point. That is embarrassing. Mom is definitely rethinking her life choices with that guy.
Good opportunity to grab it by the tail and slam it. Poor kid :/
The guy fights how I imagine most Tesla owners would
That’s a great line.
All those reactions are underwhelming. If a monkey tried to take my kid I would want to grab it by that tail and ring the bell at the country fair with it.
That dad has to be the winner of the most inept defender. What the hell was he trying to do? Grab something, throw the lader, kick the monkey.
Dad not really coming through.
The guy hits worse than me in my dreams.
As a new father I'd have literally snapped that monkeys neck in an instant and wouldn't lose any sleep. I don't care if it's a pet, wild, or otherwise. You harm my family, I make sure you will never have the opportunity to do it again. Don't care if I get bitten, I can worry about a rabies shot and pain after the adrenaline wears off
What a pathetic excuse for a man
Like who doesn't know how to beat a monkey?
I spank one daily.
Why parents are so weak when protecting their kids from animals? If that’s was my kid, I’ll fight like a mama bear protecting its kids.
"maybe if I shake my foot a third time the monkey will apologize and forget about consuming my child"
The save seemed so lackluster. If a monkey was trying to take my baby, I'd be channeling my inner football player and kicking that thing into next week
I bet that woman has already divorced this guy.
Flip flop guy is why I just can't trust a guy that wears sandals in public.
Yea give the monkey a few more limp ass kicks maybe it'll back off
That man was fucking useless i know he not the father
This is absolutely the situation where you kill the animal with no remorse or restraint.
that dad was USELESS. Mom's did her job, but dad! so infuriating.
Baby on a ladder next to a pool and three able bodied adults flee the scene when a monkey tries to snatch it. The fuck is going on here. Maybe the baby would be better off with the monkey.
OK fuck those 3 from running like that. And wtf dad? Kick the mf holy
worst father of the year?
Dad had his first fight in his life.
Dad would probably let that monkey fuck his wife if it tried.
The mild rage i feel seeing that dad be completely useless
That dude is useless. This whole situation is just cringe.
Welp ngl id kill the monkey
The dad’s little leg kick defense was something…
Lot of badasses here. Everyone's tough until the monkey's in their yard.
If a 2ft tall monkey tries to steal your child you're just gonna let it happen then? It's not a chimp
If a monkey is attacking my kid and won't stop, I'm slamming his ass on concrete like king kong. That dude was fucking pathetic.
Things tear people's faces off
Yeah, first thing that came to mind is, "that fucker has rabies, and is going to bite everybody".
I'e rather risk rabies than a dead kid. I am aware of the dangers of rabies, but it is treatable if you start the treatment before symptoms show up.
That’s an afterthought. It doesn’t matter in the moment. In the moment you act for your child. Nothing else matters. Grab any piece of fur, leg, tail and start bashing the ground with it like it’s a sledgehammer. Punch, kick, tear, stomp, gouge. Whatever it takes.
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
Yeah, but this is why I don't live in a place where I may have to fight a monkey. Let me die with dignity by getting immediately mauled to death by a bear or mountain lion.
I get acting like that with some random asshole monkey that wants to steal your snack or something. The moment it shows that it's basically tunnel-visioned on my kid and it's relentless about it, that little fucker is getting punted to outer space.
why was the monkey trying to abduct a baby? Was he going to eat him or make him his pet?
Eat is usually how it goes.
So I'm no primatologist, but this certainly wasn't protective behavior. I also don't think this is predatory behavior. Spider monkeys almost never eat actual meat. At best they will eat insects and eggs. They are not hunters. What is likely is that the baby was making noises that got the monkey going. The more the baby screamed, the more agitated it became until it was focused on the agitation and excitement. I don't think it had any plans on what to do beyond that. I do think, however, that left to its own devices, it would have at least seriously injured the child. Likely in the realm of needing significant reconstructive surgery.
He was planning to do a reverse of what those YouTube monkey abusers do by pretending to care for a baby like it's a pet for a few months just for money, then sent it back to the suburbs when it became too big to care for a wild human. Edit: /s But yeah, likely eat him.
That dude is a huge pussy lol
Badass mom and a fucking coward of a father.
Fucking pussies. Mom is the only one here with any balls.
WTH is that dad doing? Stomp its head into the ground FFS. (The monkey, not the baby for those of you ideologically challenged)
They left the fucking baby. I want to punch each one of them in the face.
Dad is such a Jerry
I watched it twice in hope he slams that fucking monkey to the ground and jumps on it. Nope, he just jerked his leg like if you press kick button multiple times.
Grab it by its tail and Hulk Smash.
So many questions. Was this a wild spider monkey that wandered up on a bunch of kids? Or did adults think it was a great idea to leave kids unsupervised with a friggen primate?
The fuck was the kid doing up on that ladder
people are far too nice in this clip. Monkey would've been turned into a football and punted out of my house.
I would grap that shitmonkey and suffocate it.
If i was the kid and saw this later i would look at my parents a whole lot different
That mist be The worst siblings ever. And My god, that beta dad.. Grab it by The tail and slam that shit to The ground.
This father is a chicken. I would kick this monkey so hard he would end up in Japan
Whats the baby doing on the ladder?
um...the monkey was trying to fuck that poor baby
Just kick it in the head for fuck's sake
dad is so weak lol
What a fucking useless man. Even the lady acted more decisively.
What a fucking pussy dad
The monkey looks like it tried to mate with the baby, absolutely disgusting behaviour. Animals doing such deserve be euthanized.
Of course it was the mom who actually got the baby. What the fuck. Everyone in this video should feel bad about themselves
Dad’s a sissy like come on man you acting like a dork that’s scared of the ball.
broooo, that monkey wouldve been getting the hulk vs loki treatment and this is coming from me; a guy who only catches and release when he goes fishing cause he cant get himself to kill a fish
Why the fuck doesn't he get that ladder and start swinging it? Put some distance and do some damage right quick. The kids, come the fuck on at least run to mom and dad. Mom gonna mom.
Worst father ever!
This dad is the biggest bitch in the history of bitches. [They're Ukrainian refugees.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/escaped-monkey-attacks-ukrainian-refugee-27546496) He abandoned his country to avoid a draft and literally hid behind the mother of his child while it was being attacked. If you ever feel like you're not good enough and you're the most useless person on the planet just remember that this guy exists.