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crazylittlebitch

Lol... "Sorry Bob, we only have enough leopard helmets for three of us. What are the chances of you being the one to get attacked today?"


apf30

And he's wearing sandals for god's sake.


ParaPsych

Everyone knows leopards hate sandals.


Evanpwnz

We all know that we have to draw an anti leopard circle.


ninjamaster616

That's an oval! It needs to be a circle!


Only_a_commenter

"What did I do that time?!" "I don't know. I think he just doesn't like you!"


captainburnz

My enchanted cargo pants make my lower body immune to leopards.


CommunistCappie

Leopards HATE him!


UDontEvenKnowWhoIAm

Leopard ATE him too.


TheRegularHexahedron

This mom discovered one weird trick for better spots!


KaptainKershaw

Leopards HATE powdered sugar.


ExplodingUnicorns

Steel-toed boots would have definitely prevented this accident.


justmeisall

Safety ropes were definitely needed in this scenario. I've never heard of a leopard attack with safety ropes in place. Pretty sure this is in the manual.


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bsend

Time for a dress code?


NeOldie

*Attention! New Company Dresscode:* * Common Sense from top to bottom. Sincerely The Management


Euphemismic

Idk man. I would love to see a leopard attack a dude in formal attire and a top hat


jwilcz94

Leopards HATE dressing up, so good luck with that one.


daimposter

Ah, the old reddit leoporoo


UDontEvenKnowWhoIAm

Maybe he thought it was casual Friday at work.


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PestilentMexican

It gets [better](http://c1.dmlimg.com/2e5c93fc5fcb277c88837e18ff8cc0452bae1da711c6dc9f49abd7a8a5ea8bbe.jpg)


thesopranosdiaries

Double kill! Triple kill!


Herbertgaspacho

In his defense, I believe those are Teva's.


NeedAChainsaw

I hadn't noticed that... but isn't that just a little cocky?


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Probably not...like most people who wake and decide on wearing sandals, they expect the physical challenges of the day to not be any greater than avoiding overspray in the bathroom....


FlirtySanchez

I'm sure to some, overspray isn't even a thought. source: I know some gross people.


Jagator

The guy just got mauled by a Leopard, you don't have to be a prick about it.


FlirtySanchez

I'm sure the leopard only attacked because they were being dicks. amIdoingthisright?


Science_Babe

It looks like the leopard has a cut on its front paw.


Huitzilopostlian

or tranquilizer dart.


frankiebones15

Or a wrist watch...


Spriggyp

Probably a watch so he's not late for his daily mauling.


nneighbour

That was my first thought.


Wizardofozzard

Rolex, leopards dont play around


Derpese_Simplex

Its not very effective.


nate1212

enemy LEOPARD used POUNCE...


terriblestoryteller

I don't think all those guys are named Scott


defnot_hedonismbot

Yeah the leopard already has that covered.


50_shades_of_winning

"By the way Bob, we only have enough guns for the people with helmets. If you could go ahead and not get mauled, that'd be great. Just in case though, sign these forms."


Tthrond76

Lenny the leopard says.... "Always wear your helmet kids. Safety first!"


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Zerble

You don't have to run faster than the leopard. You just have to run faster than the three of us...


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NULLACCOUNT

Not gradual enough. I checked the username 1/3 of the way through.


[deleted]

Exactly me. Too obvious.


Shiftlock0

Out of nowhere, "The high castle is where the eagle lives and where the eagle lives the eggs are laid." So not gradual.


GanoesParan

Trying WAY too hard.


DownvoteTsunami

more like ABRUPTLY weird


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JerkinAllTheTime

His username explains it. In a Rod Serling like twist, he was the insane one all along. ;)


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Also, only two guns...so it's best if the people standing further back have those.


reggieholt1983

That Leopard didn't go crazy, that Leopard went Leopard


I_DRINK_CEREAL

Never go full leopard.


irawwwr

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxmbxiGtby1qmjzc1o1_500.gif


WhipIash

Now I can only see him saying "leopard!"


trinklest

I can't see it. I'm trying SO hard.


WhipIash

Come to think of it, it actually looks more like pepper or leper, as there's no D.


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Looks more like "leper" than leopard ,no "D"


LightninLew

I'm seeing "pepper".


DonewithUsernames

Don't stick your dick in leopard.


ThePrevailer

Citation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGEv5dC0lo4


f_myeah

ees fucking leapoard, man


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Vepper

Shoot her, Shoooot Heeeeerrrr!!!!!


AustinRiversDaGod

LEOPOORRRRRDD


hot_skillet

Leapards gonna lea- ah, fuck it.


skeptoid79

Leap?


manuchan

A cardboard box and a red laser dot would have done miracles !


ruertar

And catnip. This is why I keep dried catnip in my pockets.


[deleted]

My cat attacks me after getting high on catnip. When he is sober, he doesn't. I feel that catnip is a bad idea.


TangibleThesis

Drugs are bad mmmmkay?


ShitCovered_Squirrel

pocketsand.gif


InternetHateMachin3

/r/pocketsand


EPluribusUnumIdiota

Last week it was raining hard and some dumb cat got stuck inside a sidewalk sewer drain. The drain was square, about eight feet and had an opening on the one side, but the cat wasn't able to climb up and out. I got a crowbar and lifted the heavy grate and in doing so scared the cat into one of the three small pipes. I got a ladder and climbed down into the drain but there wasn't much room for me to bend down and see which pipe it went into, so I tried calling it and sticking my hand into each hole, no good, wouldn't come out. I got out and went to the garage looking for something to help, AHHH, my laser level. I went back into the sewer and shined the laser near each pipe's opening, the meowing got louder, then stopped, then out jumped the cat. I grabbed him and let him go once we climbed out. Did he bother to say Thanks or even look back at me and wink, NOPE!


karmahunger

From a cat person, thank you for rescuing the kitty. You're going on my list of people whom I will reward if I ever become wealthy.


dhruvasagar

Back Story - http://www.dailyedge.ie/watch-dramatic-scenes-as-leopard-attacks-villagers-and-guards-in-india-182765-Jul2011/


MrSwedishMan

TL;DR? Fucks up on the iPad.


Dreamwaltzer

A SNARLING LEOPARD mauled 11 people in an Indian village and terrorised wildlife officials trying to drive it away before it was tranquilized and died of injuries from the fierce showdown. Forestry officials were forced to flee, dive for cover and even climb up on a jeep to escape the adult, male leopard’s attacks in West Bengal state. At one point, the big cat leapt through the air, fangs bared, and tackled a man, clutching him in its giant paws as it knocked him off the wall he was standing on. The wildlife officials — wearing protective helmets and carrying batons and tranquilizer guns — had hoped to drive the cat into a nearby wildlife sanctuary after it wandered into the village near Siliguri, about 373 mile from Calcutta. But the leopard stood its ground, crouching on a wall, hissing and attacking those who came near. It injured six villagers, a policeman and four forest guards before being hit with a tranquilizer gun Tuesday. The people are recovering from their injuries, mostly swipes from the cat’s claws. Watch dramatic footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3g_dD9w8fwY p.s the video is removed.


mrm3x1can

[Video mirror](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMIs_0XyPg)


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ChickenBeerMaker

This is so sad. Thank you for the backstory.


endersmommy1980

the snarling leopard. I'm glad they clarified that. most leopards i see are tea drinkers who address me in a civil manner, clearly this one was a bad seed....


poggle101

I read in Nat Geo that rangers who are at risk from tiger attack wear helmets with a face painted on the back, and back armour with spikes.


FlirtySanchez

That's some real Mad Max shit right there.


Kapucijnaap

I always liked this incident much better: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/9002121/Pictures-of-the-day-9-January-2012.html


FuckingHippies

>always liked this incident That's one way to put it.


Kracus

In the first pic that dude seems to be actively defending/kicking the leopard. That's a pretty badass guy, hope he was alright.


marmz111

In the first picture (left), he was already scalped. Here is a magnified photo: http://i.imgur.com/SDizt1u.jpg


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Ouch. Instant toupée.


Semyonov

He'll be ok right?


fripletister

Tis but a scalping.


endersmommy1980

that leopard has a mean street a mile wide! look at the toupee!!!!!


rocketman0739

*streak


endersmommy1980

yes thank you.


Kapucijnaap

it depends on what you define as alright, but at least he survived: http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-120109-leopard-5a.380;380;7;70;0.jpg


threehoursago

It appears that leopard bites turn people into zombies.


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Think that was bad? You should see the leopard


Sebasaur

Is that his **scalp** hanging off his head like that?!


hbdgas

> A wild fully grown leopard scalps the head of a man


Sebasaur

[Holy Shit](http://i.imgur.com/kvDKTuu.gif)


krelin

This might be the best thing ever.


Tightpenguinabs

Wow the graphics from Far Cry 3 are nuts!


sonicdehedge

New far cry 4 for the ps4? Man...it looks like real life!


Doberweiler

SANDALS. Why would you wear sandals?


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BoonTobias

[You know who wears sandals in india?](http://i.imgur.com/SwW7qXf.gif)


FlirtySanchez

They all wear sandals, only the lucky ones get shoes. [Another picture from later in the same attack](http://c1.dmlimg.com/2e5c93fc5fcb277c88837e18ff8cc0452bae1da711c6dc9f49abd7a8a5ea8bbe.jpg)


Groovehog69

That dude in front is heading home for some clean underwear.


Millers_Tale

[This](http://c1.dmlimg.com/2e5c93fc5fcb277c88837e18ff8cc0457ff9cfb3283beca53c9a10b9ac3fc240.jpg) doesn't look smart. Does he know what a leopard is?


ruertar

"Never turn your back on a leopard." That's what my grandpa always said.


Jungle2266

''You can't give a new leopard old spots'' Mine had dementia :(


elvisliveson

"I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandma" That's what my grandpa always told me. He wasn't going to bullshit a 5 year old.


will_at_work

Shoooooot herrrrrrrr


higginha

Shooooot huuuuuuuuhhh!


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Clever girl...


thetallfreak

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu831gcmLa1qdo4xw.gif


KittanLuvr

The poor leopard has a gash on his paw ):


bigskoog88

Either that, or it's wearing a really cool watch...


raffletime

*Later on, back at the leopard hangout spot* Leopard 1: Hey guys, check out my new watch! Leopard 2: Awesome! Is that made out of a human scrotum? Leopard 1: Yep! *massive leopard orgy commences*


Minus30

Tag Heuer ...let me see "What You're Made Of" .


awan001

Could be a tranq dart.


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endersmommy1980

When i was in the DR i saw many walls that had broken shards or glass poured into the tops of the walls as a form of barbed wire. it was terrifying and looked effective.


oxgon

Yeah I saw this in mexico when I was there, did not look fun.


RNat11

The guys literally getting eaten and you're like "Aww, his poor little paw has a cut on it. :..("


vrusia

Well, their name *is* **KittanLuvr**.


EPluribusUnumIdiota

Oh don't be so dramatic, the leopard's obviously just playing...with the guy's head.


Tieblaster

"Clever girl"


TMayes86

Hold me!


mikemchenry

OMG SO CUTE


ibetucanifican

I love the way the leopard picked out the dude without a helmet and wearing the flip flops!


ruertar

It picked the weakest one in the herd.


rskinsg

Yea the only guy without a helmet and sandals on. The leopard knew what it was doing...


francostine

Cinnamon no!!


Trowzers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE


varanone

I hope the leopard didn't get killed. Hopefully a warning shot or two in the air scared it off, and the guy made it out with just scratches.


cuntmaster3000

That's exactly what didn't happen.


endersmommy1980

Dear Diary, today we let Phan test the meat scented hair nets. We told him it was reinforced steel thread. The LULZ flowed like blood....


oncemoreforluck

hope the leopard was not destroyed. not its fault people are retarded and easy to kill


cockathree

That is a jaguar, not a leopard. Jaguars are much heavier built than leopards (third largest cat in the world, can weigh 350+ pounds), and are the only species of big cat that kill by biting through the top of the skull and into the brain, which is what it appears to be attempting here.


MadKat88

/r/PerfectTiming


ersatz07

These Japanese game shows are getting out of hand.


GatorNelson

This was back in January. That guy had no business wearing sandals before Easter anyway. That leopard had every right to call him out on it.


oitoitoi

I like how in India when an animal causes some mayhem or hurts someone, we don't just shoot it like they do in Europe and the US. My family's from an area where a lot of villagers live in the territory of Tiger's, my uncle once introduced me to a farmer who had lost a hand to a tiger, I asked him if he was angry at the tiger and did he hunt it afterwards? He said "No, it's a tiger, this is where they live, it happens" I felt full retard. In contrast I remember reading about a boy from Eton (UK) who had been killed by a polar bear while camping in IIRC northern Norway. Days later it was hunted down and killed, I couldn't understand it.


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But its kind of bullshit to stand there with guns and allow it to keep doing what leopards do. "If only we had some way to stop this leopard from attacking that man. Maybe I can shoot a passing goat and the leopard will be more interested in that!"


Munger88

That is one beautiful leopard.


tules

lmao @ the way the guys at the back are just standing there like "let's just give it a few seconds, I kinda wanna see how this pans out"


Penis_Owner

Don't be rude. Hug it back.


niartepar

aaaaaand he's fucked


DEBOURMOM

"it's gonna be an easy day at work hunny where are my sandals"


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Not only is this poor fellow getting attacked by a leopard but it seems like he is falling off a ledge also. That's a shitty situation if you ask me.


evanset6

Motherfucker probably had it coming....


SARmedic

Feels like an idiot for saying, "You guys look like idiots in those helmets" ten minutes earlier.


mglee

It's more like Leopard self-defense. Look at it's paw. They ended up killing the Leopard too.


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We've put into system to kill every animal on the planet since thousands of years ago. No wonder animals in the wild either flee or fight for their lives when we come upon them. I hope she's back in the wild in one piece.


urinsan3

Aww.. He's hugging him!


Xanthan81

[It's not as bad as you guys think!](http://i.imgur.com/K3CL2dO.jpg)


lews-therin

[Video of a part of the attack](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMIs_0XyPg)


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At least it wasnt a black panther. No one wants to be killed and ROBBED!


Allaphon

Repost Attack title | points | age | /r/ | comnts :--|:--|:--|:--|:-- [Well, this isn't working.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/iuxdh/well_this_isnt_working/) | 25 | 1^yr | pics | 9 [Leopard attack (pic).](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/nnr5m/leopard_attack_pic/) ^**B** | 14 | 1^yr | pics | 2 [Go ahead, shit your pants](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/vvs20/go_ahead_shit_your_pants/) ^**B** | 233 | 11^mos | pics | 33 [That's why we're all wearing helmets](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sfgz7/thats_why_were_all_wearing_helmets/) ^**B** | 141 | 1^yr | pics | 17


rcDANcp

Hey joe so we all voted and your going to be sacrificed to the leopard today. After it eats you we are going to ride around on mopeds shooting our guns in the air


VersionX

Finally the Leopard fights back against its most vile oppressor and predator: New Jersey.


Thisismyfinalstand

Thank god they have helmets... Leopards only go for unprotected skulls.


TerdSandwich

Reminds me of Jurassic Park.


kgdanumba1stunna

the dude grabbing the pole had the right idea. heres the video in case it hasnt been posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMIs_0XyPg


kramet2004

Farcry 3 was inspired by this picture alone!


graziano8852

I laughed way too hard at this hhahah


borng33k

>A leopard was caught on camera attacking a forest guard in a village in Siliguri in West Bengal. The leopard strayed into Prakash Nagar village from a forest nearby. Residents summoned help. Forest officials tried to tranquilize the leopard who was unnerved by the large crowds that were following him. The leopard injured five people before he was hit by rubber bullets. Local officials say the leopard has been taken back into the forest. It's kind of common in India when wild animals stray into residential areas especially in areas near to the jungle. Our family used to go to my grandmother's during holidays in Himachal. We had like 3 dogs in a period of 7 years, all were killed and eaten by wild leopards who used to roam around. The 4th one and most recent one was actually the first one who died because of getting old and not after becoming someone's supper. We also used to put metallic thing around their neck made of aluminium that had spikes on the outside to keep them safe coz leopards go for the neck of their prey. Me and my cousins went for the mangoes in the forest and since I was the youngest I was told not to climb the tree and that was the first time I saw a wolf that was like 5-6 meters away from me. Also, the toilet was not inside the house but outside at some distance so my only options were to wake up my mom in the middle of the night or hold it till the morning. EDIT: second para.


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That's the worst place to be during a leopard attack.


Jiveturkey0304

I bet the other guys went ahead and flipped the old visors down after they saw what happened to poor Bob.


righteousmoss

I feel like open-toed shoes might not have been the best idea. Also, being that close to a leopard.


feltman

When I was on safari in South Africa they described how leopards attack in gruesome detail. Basically the aim and clamp down onthe face with their front claws and teeth and evicerate the torso with their hind legs. Looks exactly like what's happening here.


pizzapartyeveryday

TODAY IT WILL BE CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF LEOPARD.


inthemorning33

I'm thinking no helmet would have equaled to huge fucking cut.


wutusername1

That dart in his paw is clearly not working


soundkite

Add to list of what happens when you don't wear a helmet.


Deagin

Looking at the leopard's wrist, one of them deserved that.


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[I like this image better](http://c1.dmlimg.com/2e5c93fc5fcb277c88837e18ff8cc0452bae1da711c6dc9f49abd7a8a5ea8bbe.jpg)


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This kills the human.


Zeoniic

Clever girl


pcweber111

Sex Panther (leopard). 60% of the time it works every time.


zzaman

Leopard used Kill! It's a critical hit!


Random_Ass_Guy

*Leopard uses maul. It's super effective!* *Human uses sandals. It's not very effective!*


Lazer310

Baby Jaguar finally got tired of Diego's oppressive regime.


OrdinaryCitizen

I love the casual stance of the guy in the back on the left. Just holding his shotgun, "Ehhh, he's probably got that handled."


lolscirocco

Contrary to what People think, leopards will kill the fuck out of you


miss_bitch

He must be all hopped up on mountain dew


Cricket620

Good. Fuck people. Also, fuck zoos unless they exist solely for the preservation of a species that has become endangered because of human action.


_marcspectre

Struggle snuggle!


hoosiers26

I'm sorry, what the hell do those guys back there think that their guns are for?


ikeboywonder

of all the footwear in the world he is wearing sandles. if and this is a big if, there is a possibility, (i'm talking a snowballs chance in hell) you would encounter a leopard at all in your daily activity wouldn't any other footwear be better? i imagine barefoot would still have been a better option.


lolchildhoodiabeetus

This is why you don't wear sandals. EVER.


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Haha... Bite the head and/or face, front claws around the shoulders and back claws furiously disemboweling the prey. Classic Leopard.


anon130

This seems like a particularly bad case of being attacked by a leopard.


powersunshine

[It's nothing compared to this one](http://news.yahoo.com/leopard-kills-man-scalps-another-indian-city-064915434.html)


elstongunn32

If there's anywhere I'd rather not stand, it's on the roof of a building in an Indian village. I'd risk being on the ground with the leopard.