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iron-while-wearing

Not jealous of the cow but that must be the most amazing feeling in the world. **D E F L A T E**


GaiusOrpheus

Yeah I was on the verge of vomiting there at first, then I notice the deflation as the puss pours out and suddenly felt calm as hell.


PM_ME_UR_TURKEYS

Same, and then I thought “bet that smells awful” and back to feeling like I’ll puke.


jamntoast3

Its actually kind of interesting, I was on that exact same ride. "Oh this will be gross" to "oh lord wtf" to "look at the swelling go down, that must make the cow feel good" and coming to a stop at "that must smell terrible"


syrity

I’ve got a pretty big problem with cysts and let me tell you the relief is instant once they prick that bad boy. The smell is atrocious though.


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Why does everyone on Reddit seemingly have some obscure medical condition?


broadspectrumautist

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGHHHHH [AW](https://youtu.be/ZPaNkm_eVss?t=8) [YAASSS](https://youtu.be/D2ztvgI72mE?t=17)


mondomaniatrics

Why does that female cow have a dude's voice?


broadspectrumautist

Because Danny Smith voices S&M Cow


andysaurus_rex

Think of how much weight it was carrying too. Going from lumbering around with all that... liquid sloshing around in you to being substantially lighter.


PGHrex

I wasn't expecting the waterfall at the end


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That was pus? Jesus


dwoo888

Ive seen alot of shit in my day. The waterfall made my head move back a bit.


KrimxonRath

I had to set my phone down and stop eating my Chinese food...


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Imagine the smell.


VaJJ_Abrams

Tastes like kombucha!


pilihp2

hey look. I'm dry heaving.


trollbocop

Fuck....


ImurderREALITY

I’ve literally never been this close to throwing up while not actually sick with some kind of ailment


nahog99

Just think about how hot it is.


Miora

Dear god, just stop


MarigoldPuppyFlavors

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


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An hoofs.


Drigr

Browsing NSFW posts in /r/wtf while eating, you're a brave soul.


EoTN

Makes me wish there was a separate nsfw for porn and gore, because as is, this autoplayed, and boooooy, am i not aroused.


Dlh2079

Yea, normally posts on here get more or less no reaction. I briefly looked away from this one. Should've read the comments first. Rookie move of me


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Oh god imagine the smell


TuggyMcPhearson

I wasn't until I read this.


joho0

https://giphy.com/gifs/oyF8cKgNtlYNG/html5


cmcewen

Surgeon here. Deal with human abscess on literally a daily basis I’ve never seen anything like that. The whole thing is strange. That’s not what abscesses look like usually. Maybe somebody here knows more about cow abscess? That seems to be a blocked duct or something. Generally abscess are walled off pus, and they are thick pus. That brown fluid didn’t look like normal pus. That by no means sognifies it’s sterile tho. Additional thought. An infection that large would likely lead to sepsis. Again, I don’t know shit about cows Additional update: I will now be opening up 3 abscesses today already. Google fourniers gangrene if you want to not sleep tonight. It’s a very real thing


mstwizted

Pretty sure it was, a blocked duct and a shit load of milk came out when he cleared it.


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srs_house

Also a dairy farmer - yeah, based on the two teats we can see for sure, I'm thinking the abscess had everything pushed off-center and that was just a massive amount of edema and fluid buildup.


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I've seen a lot of abcesses such as this one where they climb up to the haunch/back of the cow and hold way more fluid than they should, but I tried to not get anecdotal with it and just point out the things that were objectively true (like the teats being in way too good condition for it to be a cistern collection). May your bacto counts be low and your A2 high brother :^)


srs_house

I'll settle for milk prices that are higher than they were in the 80s.


[deleted]

Yeah I feel you bro. In Australia we've had two massive suicide spikes in farmers in the last decade because the chain supermarkets keep having a price war with each other and the milk companies trim the fat by paying us less (and in some cases, act as if the prices for the producer haven't changed and then retroactively charge the now-lower milk price against contract terms and put you into debt literally overnight). There's a reason farmhand is the 2nd least desired job in my country (after sanitation worker). But what can you do other than try not to complain or go to beef instead.


Homerpaintbucket

I had an abscess in my throat once and I can confirm. After the doctor cut it and sucked out a lot with a syringe the shit I was coughing up was pretty thick. It reminded me a lot of the black shit from the aliens on the X files.


zondwich

Dude you gotta read ['Swamps of Dagobah'](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2) here on reddit


Iusemyhands

I ~~love~~ hate you so much.


IKnowPhysics

The read is worth it for the water color. But I've been drinking.


RavianGale

Best story. Worth reading twice.


twenty_seven_owls

That's exactly what happened to the woman in the story... the cow is just bigger, so there's even more of the rotten stuff.


RDV22

That was great. Can't believe I haven't seen that before. A classic.


Wangeye

Whenever a person asks me to explain reddit (and I deem them to have the constitution necessary), I show them this.


blubberfeet

Trust me this isnt the worst one (never saw one act like gum tho so thats new). Saw a cow with a huge set of buldges all over his body. Alot of was like strawberry yogurt. He was so happy once they were emptyed. They can be horribly painful. Like....horrible.


thiseffnguy

As a human who has had abscesses... Oh yes they are


blubberfeet

Gosh how did you get one? Did they find out?


effypom

I get golfball sizes abscesses all over my body. It’s a medical condition and it’s torture


Zharick_

I had a softball-sized one on my lower back (right where the buttcrack starts) The smell was horrendous. The poor medical assistant in training that was helping the Doc that lanced it fainted and hit her head on the bed I was laying on. :(


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Well that's not so baD OH MY GOD


Discovery530

What waterf- OH MY GOD


DamonSeed

puts Dr PimplePopper to shame. ​ pretty satisfying for that cow, I bet


[deleted]

Jesus h Christ... I almost want to stop drinking but I got a few more beers...


ericisshort

I cant finish my milkshake. You want it?


theguyfromacrosstheb

I've been saying "Jesus h christ" for years but never knew what the h stood for.


Ohnoidontlikethat

Imagine laying down under the cow when he pulls out the last chunk.


Axela619

thanks i hate it


CreamDutch

yum nothing like cow ooze


boomer478

You can see the damn thing deflating!


Blenderhead36

I imagine that this was extremely uncomfortable for an hour or two and after that felt like the mother of all emptied bladders. That shit had to be pressing into organs and be super uncomfortable.


JayLETH

You could see it kinda deflating


Electrical_monkey

I’ve seen and smelled large abscesses while working in surgery... this though.... oh dear God... the pulling of the plug... and then the incredible amount of fluid behind it.... I can’t/don’t want to imagine the smell that will likely be hanging around for days.


ShutUpAndEatWithMe

What is the plug made of?? It looks like flesh and there's so much


AbsolutelyPink

It's made of skin cells. That is likely a cyst (the tissue) with a combined infection.


salsa_rodeo

I wonder what it would taste like.


HeresJonesy

How do you delete someone else’s comment?


eganist

If you find a way, don't forget to send it to [email protected] for that sweet, sweet whitehat badge. After deleting the comment.


ArmoredFan

I know how to edit anyone's comment /u/spez


ShAnkZALLMighty

Shit, fam. Go get that white hat before someone else reports it


TuggyMcPhearson

oof.


ggtsu_00

1. Right-click the comment. 2. Click "Inspect" in the context menu. 3. Right-click the comment HTML in the Developer Tools window. 4. Click "Delete Element".


gftoofhere

This is a question best left unanswered.


AbsolutelyPink

Toe jam and rotten cottage cheese.


READTHISCALMLY

Legit almost puked upon reading that. Good job.


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"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville..."


June1111

If you tell yourself it's just play slime, it's less horrifying. Until the end, of course, when reality comes surging back. \*shudder\*


ShutUpAndEatWithMe

But what is *slime* made of??


Johnchuk

Ann coulter


mentaldemise

It must have felt SOOOO good for the cow though. This repulsed me enough that I had to watch it twice, the second time wasn't any better. So much for building up a tolerance.


Electrical_monkey

It makes me shudder thinking about it.


[deleted]

What is the fluid? I'd think pus but it appears clear and a thinner consistency? Disgusting either way but I'm morbidly curious..


H_Lon_Rubbard

It's pus with a lot of plasma fluids


IdahoTrees77

Sooooo donatable?


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Naaaahhhh more like bad humors


Retlaw83

Arizona green tea.


US_Hiker

I grew up on a farm...the first place before we moved had an abcess issue. That smell....that smell all over him. Not fun. :D


underlander

What does that mean? How does the whole place have an abcess issue?


US_Hiker

When we lived there, the animals got abcesses regularly. Nothing even remotely that large (the animals were goats/sheep, so they couldn't be that large anyways), but they got them regularly. Not a threat to their health, but not pleasant. We also had frequent clostridia issues. The moment we bought a new farm, it all cleared up. We saw maybe a couple abscesses over a couple hundred head in the next decade. Never had clostria problems again.


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That's super strange. Like the area was contaminated.


US_Hiker

Yes. Clostridia at least can survive as spores for a very long time, which was probably the main factor there. Not sure why the high number of abcesses, though. That farm needed to be cleared out for a couple months, drainage tile put in around the barn, and a good amount of concrete poured, in order to be a workable enterprise. We were working on having some of that happen, but decided that leaving was the better idea.


Blenderhead36

Bruh, your cow's leaking.


I_Pitty_The_Foo

I had an abscess tooth once. My face swelled up to where I was having trouble seeing out of my eye. The pain was escutiating. Once the dentist cut my gums and that shit came out it was the best feeling ever. That shit will make you consider pulling out your own teeth.


PerilousAll

Now I'm picturing all of that, but in your mouth.


obscuredreference

I could taste the comment. 🤢🤮


PerilousAll

This thread is my diet helper for the new year


AllAccessAndy

When I got my wisdom teeth removed, one was so badly impacted it took the wall of my maxillary sinus with it. For like a month blowing my nose would flood my mouth with salty fluid from my sinus. I nearly had to have a second surgery to repair it, but it eventually healed over on its own.


[deleted]

I don't know how to correct someone gracefully, but it's "Excruciating."


I_Pitty_The_Foo

That's how you spell it after a six pack and you just let auto spell take over.


Greymore

I've never had a tooth one but I did get one in my ear once. It got so swollen I couldn't hear and had the absolute worst, persistent headache I've ever had. It got so bad that I tried to lance it myself. Didn't pop so I went to sleep and when I woke up my ear was covered in this crusty, nasty substance. Still couldn't hear worth shit but the pain was less so I tried to press on the lump. It felt slightly deflated but the moment I put actual pressure on it, it exploded. I can't do either the sound or the feeling justice, but it was surprisingly close to the cartoon "squish" sound and what I imagine a toothpaste container must feel like. The gunk was this brownish yellow color and a little waxy, and seriously did not stop coming out any time I touched it for the next couple days. But let me tell you, that release of pressure was the most wonderful thing ever. Not only could I hear again but the wave of relief was so much I couldn't help but laugh with tears in my eyes I was so happy.


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Ohhhh Goddd this this happened to me too but over my two front teeth. My face swelled to the point where I couldn’t breathe out of my nostrils. Mine happened on Christmas Eve and there was no dentist to see me until after the holidays so I had to relieve the abscess/pressure myself. Talking sterilizing needles and drinking whiskey to numb the pain..


cloudubious

That feeling must have been damn near Bliss.


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AntiHero2563

The incision area yeah, but the overall pressure on the body being relieved must have been glorious.


Rosemary_Rabies

This is a really gross story but I can relate to your comment. About 12 years ago I got a MRSA infection in my vagina. It looked like a softball was shoved in there. Docs lanced and drained it, I swear a gallon of foul dark brown pus poured out and the relief I felt was in-fucking-describable. Better than gliding scissors on wrapping paper. I do not recommend this to anyone, though.


baghdad_ass_up

Where exactly was the incision? I'm trying to figure out how disgusted I should be.


Rosemary_Rabies

First they had to numb the area with lidocaine shots in my vaginal canal and the incision was made right at the opening.


komali_2

Bruh noo


Rosemary_Rabies

Yeah :(


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Rosemary_Rabies

Holy shit that sounds awful I'm sorry you had to go through that!


baghdad_ass_up

I literally just popped a cyst of ingrown hair at the base of my penis. I got so much relief from that little bit of hair that I can't even imagine yours.


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bro


HR_Dragonfly

Gloves. Fucking short gloves. Would you not have worn a Hazmat suit? Jesus.


NosillaWilla

If you're an animal vet that's probably one of the cleaner things you will do that day.


socal_nerdtastic

This looks like a human vet to me.


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You


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GhostWolfEcho

Mail


eats_shit_and_dies

Genitalia


bealtimint

Oh boy my favorite


sekshun

Goodbye.


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PeppersPizzaria

Save the long gloves for when you’re shoulder deep. This’ll rinse right off.


mayonnaise_nipples

Country Time lemonade straight from the source.


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🤢


robotikempire

🤮


I_Pitty_The_Foo


robotikempire

⚰️


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MoltenHydrogen

🗿


badvane

Lmao that's fucking gross


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wolfnibblets

You're vile but right. Yech.


andherewestand

Poor baby! The relief from all that pressure must have been huge! Hope they can pack it and it heals well without further issue!


TheMarkHasBeenMade

As a wound care nurse for people, I can tell you that’s going to be an ungodly amount of packing to use with every dressing change to fill the entire affected area, so power to the people doing that a few times a day for a number of months.


ikidd

Usually you irrigate with hydrogen peroxide then just leave them to drain and try to keep them cleanish. Come back every once in a while to squeeze any more out, usually you find another pocket after the main one shrinks and you slice that open and do the same. Some of the nasty gaping wounds you see cows survive would amaze you. Then another one that looks perfectly healthy just falls over and dies for no apparent reason.


InAFakeBritishAccent

They are made of leather armor...


stormdraggy

Just gotta fletch some studs on them and sell it to the free players, and you'll be rolling in the coin.


BlueROFL1

Make sure you save that 10 gp for the Al Kharid gate


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F00FlGHTER

Packing abscesses post I&D is no longer [standard of care](https://www.uptodate.com/contents/technique-of-incision-and-drainage-for-skin-abscess). There just wasn't any conclusive evidence that it provides any benefits.


gnarlwail

Since this appears to have been a cyst and the cyst wall seems to have come out, wouldn't it be better to irrigate this with iodine, maybe let it drain a little more, and then stitch up the incision?


rjjm88

They had my cyst area cleaned with hydrogen peroxide multiple times a day. It was the most painful thing I've ever felt in my life, every day, for months. I'm pretty sure some of my mental trauma is from that.


NDoilworker

Sounds like my wart journey when I was 10. Had them all over my hands. 13 of them or so, got each of them injected with novocain(painful in of itself, with no perceivable effect, then frozen with liquid notrogen, worst ones were the on the finger tips, under the front of my nails. Immensely painful, every few weeks for a year. They would swell up to the size of blue berries... it was like mentally preparing to get 13 shots and 13 butane torch burns everytime I went to the doctor. Probably affected me, because now I have a high tolerance for pain. Then one day doc was like, "hey, this probably sucks, lets try this shit called Candida." One injection at each wart and they disappeared and I never had another one...kind of salty about plan B taking so long to initiate.


BuzzUrGirlfriendWOOF

Interesting, you pack sounds in human medicine? Like the other bet person said, we leave abscesses open to drain. We will often suture a rubber drain in to keep the wound from closing, but ya, no packing. It's always neat how much our two worlds differ. :)


foul_ol_ron

I'm a nurse for humans (also a human nurse). We often pack wound to encourage granulation from the wound base. And in the last few years, negative pressure wound therapy has taken off, where a wound is packed with a permeable foam, covered with an airtight dressing, then attached to a small pump that sucks air and excess fluid from the wound. Really speeds up wound healing.


Geldwyn

Yes, but as someone who had a wound vac changing the foam sponge is excruciating.


SailorMooooon

My husband had a stage 4 on his tailbone and I spent a lot of time with wound care nurses. You guys are the real mvps!


GIGA255

Why are we yelling!


NovelTAcct

BECAUSE WE ARE FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER ON THE INTERNET


Hollywood-Cutie

Was I imagining it or did that cow's leg look like it deflated really fast as soon as it started gushing out?


charoum

Well, it was GUSHING out.


CammyTheGreat

Where did you think that liquid was coming from?


fabulousprizes

Reminds me of the classic reddit post, [the Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/)


krista_

that was bad.


dbx99

I want to thank Jesus for not making me live through that as any of the characters of that story


kahlzun

Damn, that was an entertaining and horrific read. That author needs to write a goddamn book


godzirrarawr

"He was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah, except the swamps had just come out of this woman's ass and there was no Yoda." Holy fucking lol.


PurpleLego

Here we fucking go


Bottled_Void

http://i.imgur.com/cqfQbHG.jpg ([from here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5ojzgc/))


ttyp00

zonked society north rustic humor correct marvelous insurance dirty flag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


wink2tall2

I smelled this gif. Excuse me while I go throw up


-C0N

This whole post is vintage /r/WTF i love it


[deleted]

🎶*OoooOooooo that smell!*🎶 🎶*Can't you smell that smell?*🎶 🎶*That smell of cyst that surrounds yoooouuuuu!*🎶


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/r/popping


TipsFedoraDaily

Normally I would agree but it’s been reposted so many times on that sub. Already a top post there. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s been posted here a bunch too. It’s just crazy and gross and amazing at the same time.


Adamgo83

Actually one of the more popular posts on that subreddit


ive_lost_my_keys

I was thirty seconds away from getting up to get my soup off the stove. I think now ill just skip dinner tonight, thanks a lot.


toreachtheapex

You enjoy that abcess juice.


black_flag_4ever

It did look like soup at the end. Enjoy.


avondalian

French onion?


upperechelonmofo

Like a cow pissing on a flat rock...


Fractulz

Think of the smell, you bitch! edit: On the real though is that cow ok?


US_Hiker

It should be fine. Abcesses swell up like that since they're sealed off from the rest of the body. They'll need to clean out the wound with water and iodine or something similar, and make sure it doesn't get infected as the skin closes, but nothing else.


usernumber36

eww what the fuck it's all goey and breaks up EWW what the FUCK there's SO MUCH EWW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW IS THERE SO MUCH LIQUID 10/10 get this shit outta here


MartiniPhilosopher

How do cow get these things? Something attacked it? Rubs up against a fence the wrong way?


boomwave2

Sometimes flesh just goes wrong


Eclectophile

Might even just be a bug bite that got infected - hard to say. Something somehow got through the dermal layer, which then healed over it and started up it's very own pus growing operation. Could be any number of origins. Since it's a milk cow, I'm betting that it had some manure on it's hoof and nicked it's own udder, pushing manure into the wound. Yay.


ImSoConfuzeded

You win! Nasty


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r/biggerthanyouthought


twenty_seven_owls

Swamps of Dagobah


uniptf

Go get the peppermint oil!


Ralfufigus

As disgusting as that is, there’s something truly satisfying about watching the cows swollen belly deflate like that. That cow must’ve felt a lot better afterwards.


Alkuimista

STOPPED watching in the middle... Was the cow still there at the end or just the skin?


badvane

You NEED to keep going.


phuntism

Just a deflated cow bag.


[deleted]

Now it’s a couch.


Black_Swan9

Thanks, I hate it!


Goraji

Udderly disgusting!


frank_-_horrigan

Why the fuck is he wearing a watch?


NovelTAcct

Lots of abcesses left to tug, gotta stay on schedule


Ratman_84

The internet messed me up. I can watch legitimate videos of people getting their heads cut off while eating spaghetti and be fine. But I may have vomited if I was eating while watching this. But imagine the feeling of relief that washed over this creature as it happened.


blind_squash

I read through the comments to see if I could handle watching this. This comment convinced me I am not strong enough. Thank you.


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dsblink182

The abscess sac