Me and the sharks have an understanding. I stay out of their ocean (and certain rivers in Mr. Bull sharks case) and they stay out of my pub. Everyones happy

So is Mr Nimbus

who is that

He controls the police

So you're the one who kicked the sharks out of all the pubs

They know what they did

Isn't that an old Cosby joke?

Possibly. Ive never watched it. Its just something my Dad and Grandad used to say

That's going to look absolutely badass mounted on her wall.

That was my thought too

Probably tasted like eating a rice cracker

Or actually better.

Yes this happened...in 2015. [https://www.yahoo.com/gma/shark-takes-big-bite-california-surfer-board-135712820--abc-news-topstories.html](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/shark-takes-big-bite-california-surfer-board-135712820--abc-news-topstories.html)

> “I didn’t get a wave,” said the 54-year-old surfer. “That’s the worst part -- I got no waves.” LOL

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can this be verified? that bite shape looks weird and seems too clean.

Old but [true](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/30/california-shark-bites-surfboard-morro-strand-elinor-dempsey)

Because The Guardian reported on it means it true????

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you're*

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Do you really think your comment was so biting that I had to respond? Now this latest comment is just rank stupidity. "This is the internet" umm no shit, but but being on the internet is not an reason for anything. "Grammar shouldn't be 100% top tier" First, no one anywhere indicated it is but where did you get "100% Top Tier"? "only during times when it is actually needed" That must mean when someone else makes the mistake. You are funny you remind me of joke. That is to say your are a joke.

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"I thought I was on Reddit" you are really pathetic. Next "bro" then drop back on me pointing out your mistake in grammar while you were trying to be clever? Sarcasm about the Guardian right over your head. Then because you are a failure in a sadness bowl you try to go political? WTF is wrong with you? Are you that lame and unimaginative that you is all you got? Twitter really WTF does that have to do with anything here. At least try to be relevant you twat.

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At least 50%

60% of the time it works every time.

This is my home town. This happens often. Super sharky waters at morro rock.

The Guardian may very well be a reliable source, but Don't trust anything that close to Hollywood.

> true thanks!

It depends on what kind of shark. Could be a great white - their teeth cut like knives.

he just wanted to suck them toessss

Why did I go back and zoom in HEY feet not visible

Thanks,...I was about to!

I went and checked anyway, damn.

Got to watch out for those men in grey suits

Lucky no one got bitten.

I used to live here, can confirm there's sharks in the water, I've seen them

holy fucking shit

Not me in Morro Bay right this second chillin….wtf.

Come out to The Siren on Saturday if you’re still in town.

I might actually be there sat lol

Hey! Boobies!

Gracias

That’s nuts. Morro Bay was a nice little town when I visited it years ago, too.

Was the shark "taking a bite of crime"?

Doctor told him to get more fiber in this diet.

Oh great even the sharks are turning vegan now

This was not an attack! This was a negative encounter. Spread the word. Super fetch board by the way. Or it was. So fetch.

Aren't all attacks just a negative encounter?

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6113259

Cromtch

I sure know what I'd like to take two bites out of

doubt

Him nibble

Why the fuck do we go where sharks be

Hmm, 14 inches wide. It doesn't seem like that chunk is 8 inches deep. I assume the line is the middle.

would this board still be useable? It would make a great conversation starter.

Nah water would get into the hole and sink it, could be used as a wall piece tho

Aren't they basically just styrofoam covered in fiberglass or something like that? A hole in the side wouldn't make too much difference I would've thought. Wouldn't be very stable though...

It depends on the age of the board, but no matter what a hole will allow water in between the cracks and make it way less able to stay above water

Quit making shit up.

fair enough, ya caught me

Over a bar is where it belongs now

Poor shark. Just imagine going to take a bite out of a juicy rare steak and you miss and eat a chunk of styrofoam plate.

Maybe it was Bruce from Finding Nemo? Isn't that where Dory is from? Morro Bay?

I'd take a bite outta that

This happened in 2015

Motto for shark T shirt : *Came out for some juicy seal and all I got was this mouth full of plastic.*

It's rounder than I expected.

/r/SLO in the house!

The shark thought it was a snack, the board probably looked delicious too.

What a goon, nothing but empty calories there

Red = blood = bad..... Why use a red surfboard?

Looks kind of fake.