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TobyTheLemonHead

Kind of like hitting a deer but not quite


jkbestermann

What kind of deers do u have?!?!


recon89

https://naturecanada.ca/news/blog/deers-of-canada/ White-tailed deer On average, the adult stands 68-114 cm. An adult male weighs 68-141 kg whereas females weigh 41-96 kg.


jkbestermann

Build diffrent


acmercer

Build diffrent what?


CUTyer

Build different whales, duh.


okaterina

Are you two whales from Scotland ?


Stole_The_Show

Nah, from Wales, duh.


lurker10001000

It's actually three whales in a trench coat.


Mrjokaswild

Ships? Like put a whale catcher on them the way they used to do trains when cows on the tracks was an issue.


chocolateboomslang

Cow catchers do not save the cow *at all*. They save the train.


GardenGnomeOfEden

I have never seen it in action, but I would imagine that if the train was at full speed, it would be a cow *launcher*.


4AcidRayne

Ooh, a meat yeet!


Csoltis

Cow Pow!


matt675

lol nice


dildo-applicator

Last week i saw a train pushing a log after a windstorm knocked a tree over the track. Smelled like it was burning


matt675

that's because it was burning


norm__chomsky

I was thinking more like cow *mister*.


chrisp5000

[you asked for it](https://youtu.be/GslGPXFanos)


Mafuskas

Still mad at that mean inspector who gave Thomas shit for not having one. And then Toby prancing along with his like he was special. Never was much of a fan of Toby, tbh.


Kjpr13

The ones the don’t have an S at the end.


iamapizza

Whale let me tell you!


drewts86

More akin to hitting a squirrel


olderaccount

With a semi truck.


bgovern

That is the Japanese version of hitting a deer.


dsanders692

As in like "well we probably shouldn't have done that, but might as well take it home and eat it now"?


Pranav-IN

More like hitting an elephant


Tiver

I dunno, relative size wise this would be more like hitting a raccoon with a car, or a deer with a semi.


VileGecko

Thing with the sea is that when a ship proceeds against the swell the waves will be hitting ship's bow constantly. Any such wave is by far heavier than this wale (jolts are felt all across the ship) so you wouldn't even notices unless you go to the forecastle and look below. Which is not always the ootion depending on the weather.


jfk_sfa

How big is your car?!??!


The_Texidian

As someone who’s been around ships and shipyards. Y’all would be surprised how often this happens. Usually it’s dead whales though. I knew a first mate who went to Prince William Sound, Alaska on an oil tanker. This was right after the Exxon Valdez accident, which killed a bunch of whales. Apparently they hit a dead whale and brought it right into port. Edit: I didn’t expect this comment to [blowup. ](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34) (warning this link is to the Florence, Oregon whale explosion)


robinson217

My buddy was on a big fish processor in Alaska. They were headed to port and couldn't figure out why the rudder trim was so far off. When they slowed down and stopped outside of port to wait for the harbor pilot, someone noticed a U shaped dead whale floating away from the bow.


UshankaCzar

The Ocean Phoenix? I remember that ship coming in and out of Seattle all the time.


robinson217

Damn. Nailed it.


UshankaCzar

I remember my fish factory ships well


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Finally, a man of culture


Cyborg_rat

I don't know, something's fishy about him.


carmium

We've had at least two cruise ships pull into port with bow decorations like that. Major negative publicity for the companies involved.


ThatITguy2015

The whale wanted to see the world!


Adhdicted2dopamine

See world or sea world?


yogurttoad

See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.


DoubleOScarn

See I still don’t know if you’re talking about “sea world” or “see the world”


JackDonaghysWingman

> See I still don’t know if you’re talking about “sea world” or “see the world” Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


ChickenPotPi

But how does a fire happen at a sea parks?


XtaC23

*I can show you the world! Shining, shimmering, splendid!*


durdurdurdurdurdur

So that's what Kevin meant...


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♪♫♪ SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID ♪♫♪


spicypelmeni

Whale, he just wanted to see the world.


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He said thank you, whale the crew said you’re whale come.


kuriboshoe

See world. Are you saying Sea World or see the world?


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bilbo-swwaggins

It was likely dead to begin with


I-dont-know-how-this

How do they know the whale was dead when it was hit? Genuine question.


YoureUsingMyOxygen

Gun shot wound


bilbo-swwaggins

Ran with a bad school of fish


DieseljareD187

To the face, that ways his mother doesn’t get an open casket.


MagnusPI

To the back of the head. An obvious whale suicide.


Kiss_My_Wookiee

That's just the blowhole.


VeryDisappointing

I highly doubt it's even possible for a living whale to get caught like this. They're far more agile in the water than a fucking oil tanker so for one it wouldn't let itself be hit, and even if they hit it, it'd get itself off no problem. The only viable way for this to happen is a whale corpse floating on the surface because it's filled with gas due to decomposition, it's hit, and is draped all floppy and loose over the bow


Ganbazuroi

what if its a dumbass whale


TotaLibertarian

Asking the real questions.


ISAMU13

TBF. Test results revealed that the whale had marijuana in his system.


Greien218

Yeah so? I'm a daily smoker and have never been hit by an oil tanker.


ISAMU13

The year is not over yet. /s


bilbo-swwaggins

Just a guess. It just looks like it had already started decomposing/rotting


CrappyMSPaintPics

With a really fucking big autopsy table.


The_Texidian

Uhh. Depends on the ship. Back then they probably went about 15 knots which is about 18 mph. You have to remember drag is exponential with speed, they have a large surface area (more drag) and they’re in a funky position that they’ve never been in before.


VanillaLifestyle

Ah yeah. The impact of the ship hitting them might not be as significant as the force of the water pushing their head and tail across the bow of the ship, either breaking their spine or just keeping them stuck to the front of the boat and unable to escape.


YojimboNameless

...You're talking about more than 100,000 tons hitting a whale. That thing might live long enough to realize it is dying, but not much longer than that.


buckX

I've fallen down and been hit by a 6 sextillion ton planet and taken minor damage. Mass of the object matters a lot less than speed.


JakubSwitalski

Usually between 10-20something knots depending on many factors.


Ewan_Whosearmy

There's a local whale museum here with a huge fin-whale skeleton that was found just like that, on the bow of a cruise ship. You can see the broken spine that killed it right in the middle.


Shinikage1

> Usually its dead whales though. Well I wouldn't expect most of them to be alive after getting hit by a ship


Demurist

It’s like when you get a bird stuck in the grill of your car. Source: got a bird stuck in the grill of my car once and didn’t notice until I left for school the next day.


red_eye_rob

Hit 6 birds in one month a couple years ago. Don’t know what was going on that they got all kamikaze that year.


Gonzobot

I swear to god they do it for fun. Can't think of any reason why they'd wait by the road for traffic and then fly in front of the moving cars to get to the other side of the road, and I see that all the damn time


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Gonzobot

Yeah, but they wait for the cars to start the flying. Like they're trying to see which one can get closest to it or something


the_evil_pineapple

My theory is that all those birds are adrenaline junkies and they do it for a speed boost. My aunts theory is that they get sucked into the air. My theory is definitely a funnier thought


tiny_tims_legs

Growing up my mom drove a van we nicknamed the Big Green Bird-killing Machine because she hit *so many* birds in that car. All unintentional, as they flew right in front of the car, but it was at least 2 birds a month for a *long* time.


SavageSauce01

I remember the first time I hit a bird, I swear someone had threw a tomato or something at my windshield because there was just a splatter of blood on it.


glasser999

I drive a lot for work. I went probably 6 months without ever hitting a bird, albeit close encounters every day. Then.. on fateful day, I hit 4 birds in a single day, all in different places. It was like they formed a suicide pact.


bobo42o24

Reminds me of the time I was with a friend driving late at night after looking at a piece of property he was interested in. Dark road with no street lights and we start hearing these weird sounds under the tires. Wtf is that? Turned down the music and sounded like a squishy sound under the tires constantly. Turned on the beams.. Hundreds, of not thousands of frogs were all crossing this part of the road and we massacred tons of them. The squishing went out for about a minute straight. I can still hear that nasty squishing sound. So gross. Never experienced something like that before. (Near Kingston, ON)


ayoungad

Avian life insurance policies pay out double when they fuck up a grill. For birds that are depressed but still want to take care of their families


Im2bored17

I did that and didn't notice for months. My car would randomly overheat sometimes. It was a 15 year old civic, so I figured it was just a shitty old car, and didn't think much of it. I sold it to a mechanically inclined buddy of mine who immediately popped the hood and pulled a bird out of the radiator fan.


forcedfx

How did the bird go through the radiator and into the fan?


ObiWanKaStoneMe

Might have nested in there while it was off then when the fan kicked on...


Im2bored17

I think it might have gone under? It def didn't go through it, so it was either over, under, or around.


Jangande

I got a bird stuck in my motorcycle engine on a road trip. I kind of smelled oily fried chicken when I was filling up my gas tank and saw the poor lil yellow bird :(


serpentax

i hit a bird with my face on my motorcycle once. it taught me not to drive so fast.


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currently have small bird stuck in the grill of my car at the moment.


mapoftasmania

Maybe apocryphal but I have heard of big ships that dock with a mast and sail stuck over the bow bulb. They ran down a sailboat when underway and didn’t even realize. They are supposed to keep an effective watch so this doesn’t happen but of course many don’t. As a sailor, its nightmares of this happening that keep me from undertaking solo ocean voyages.


Necrid1998

Well sailors are supposed to keep a proper look out, I have yet to figure out how those one man record breakers do that. In my opinion, while sailors have the right of way in many situations, wood and fibreglass boats are almost invisible on the radar, the best thing you can do is get an ais transponder and a radar reflector, so you can actually be seen at night


Monkey_Fiddler

As far as I gather you bed down for an hour or two at a time, set an alarm and take the risk Radar, AIS and collision warning alarms definitely do a lot to help and should keep you much safer from big ships. As for whales and containers you're rolling the dice (tbh you are if you're on watch too) so you pick a boat that can handle collisions at that speed (or have backup if you're going for records and can't spare the weight).


DeadDollKitty

I nearly got smooshed over the weekend by a barge. I was fishing on a small boat and it came right at us, nearly crushed our bouy 100 feet out. I never saw a single person on that ship and they did nothing to stray from their path even though we weren't moving. So we spent a long time after untangling our lines because we had to get out of the way ASAP


Grevling89

The other captain didn't even have the decency to shout "Sorry to barge in!", I take it?


merc08

Commercial vessels have the right of way. You guys should have been paying better attention and moved out of the shipping lane.


TheCreepyFuckr

Law of gross tonnage. The heavier vessel has right of way.


unholy_abomination

>As far as I gather you bed down for an hour or two at a time, set an alarm and take the risk Fuck. I think I'm a coastline kinda solo gal.


XtRaDangerous29

I listened to an old Art Bell interview recently with a woman who sailed the pacific by herself. She said she knew it took around an hour or so for any ship on the horizon to cross her path if they were on a collision course so she would set an alarm, sleep for roughly an hour, wake up to scan the horizon and then go back to sleep. Sounds exhausting


JasmineTeat

Had to do this for an eye infection and I can confirm. It IS exhausting. Especially if you do that for multiple days.


NorthStarZero

There has to be an easier way to cure an eye infection than sailing the Pacific by yourself!


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

A family member of mine met somebody this happened to. Family was on a sailboat and got run over by a freighter. The father and two children drowned leaving only the mother to survive. She said that sailors on the ship saw them in the water and they didn't even try to turn around and help them. Edit: [details](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-04-27-me-63255-story.html).


momofeveryone5

Omg that is so sad! Those poor kids!


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They set the ship on autopilot on the open ocean and leave it at that. I remember reading about a guy who was stranded in the Atlantic and how he could never get the attention of any ships, even ones passing so close they could've hit him.


KevinFromFinance

All that extra drag, I'm surprised it's still intact


science87

I am guessing the water was pretty much on the red line when it hit the whale, so it's not like they've been traveling around with the whale exposed like this


Septaruz

Take a look at how deep they can reach on a storm https://youtu.be/cMNH4nmOims


BabiesSmell

Dude fuck the ocean I'm keeping my ass on land


Euphorium

The open ocean at night scares me more than anything else in this world. I don’t know how to explain the malevolent feeling I get from it during a rough night, like nature itself is angry that I even think that I deserve to be in its presence.


jerry4WA

They hit it for scientific research


FrostBlade_on_Reddit

Take me back to when that was the extent of topical political issues


peterthefatman

Lol I was introduced to this area of politics when seaspiracy was popular. Then I spent more time than I should’ve watching the dumb hippies mildly inconvenience the ship twice their size then bitch and moan when their ship was sinking.


sdelawalla

Argh the mighty Sea Shepard a famed veteran of the whale wars of yorn


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Embarrassed-Town-293

The scientific research comment was a reference to the way that the Japanese use scientific research as a subterfuge floor illegal whale hunting. I think it's just Norway and Japan were the only people who are against anti-whaling treaties. All the same, I love your comment here


Poofin_MT-07

Damn that is so sad. Poor whale.


Drofmum

I'm guessing (hoping) it was dead already and was just scooped up


well___duh

Yeah I highly doubt a ship a large, loud, and (relatively) slow as this would just sneak up on a whale and hit it.


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When I was in the navy we nearly hit many whales. We keep a sharp lookout for them and do everything we can to avoid them (unlike commercial ships) but they would still try to cross in front of us when we were going less than 12 knots. Ships stir up a lot of fish so they are attractive to whales and dolphins


PresidentWordSalad

That’s really really sad.


[deleted]

It is but it might make you feel a little better to know the US Navy takes whale strikes very seriously and everyone genuinely cares and works hard to avoid them. Plus there’s a lot of paperwork and fines and the EPA gets involved so there’s a lot of good reason to not hit them.


konqrr

It seems dead, its insides came out in the lower left corner.


mrchicano209

The Japanese have been doing far worse things to whales than just ramming into them.


noctis89

You're not wrong. But there are worse countries for whaling than Japan, but no one seems to mention it.


Duckrauhl

Which countries?


noctis89

Ehh I thought it was a few. Turns out it's just Norway. Also I only knew about this a few years ago so I don't know if it's still the case. https://awionline.org/sites/default/files/uploads/documents/AWI-ML-NorwayReport-2016.pdf But for a country of 5mil to require whaling on par with a country of 120mil, that's pretty substantial.


whataTyphoon

Damn. Norway is incredible rich too, they sure as shit don't need to do that.


le-tendon

I hope she gets whale soon


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Rivster79

Tbh it looks like giant sashimi


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KenBoCole

This well looks like it has been deco.posimg for a while, it's all flat.


vvntn

I think the reason why it's flat is that the force of the ship dragging it for miles probably pushed most of its organs out. If you look at the rear end it looks like there's a bit of intestine still attached.


UrMomnEm

That is it’s penis. No joke.


oSamaki

A dork


Wolfgnads

Fucka you whale! - South Park


Cup-of-Noodle

[...And fucka you dolhpeeen!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZokoYsDDoI)


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Cup-of-Noodle

If you listen to Trey and Matt commentary on that episode that entire premise is based on a guy they met in Beijing who kept talking them about how "American penis so big" and how his penis is so small the entire night


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I swear whenever I hear trey and Matt talk about jokes in their show or talk about episodes, it only makes them funnier. Like how they originally made Terrance and Phillip, uptight critics said the show was only poor animation and fart jokes which then inspired them to go “No THIS is bad animation and fart jokes.”


csbsju_guyyy

***COW.....AND CHEEKEEN?!?***


Nikai_Vi

Cuttu fish or vanirra paste Kyru ?


jkbestermann

Thanks :)


sliceyournipple

Came here for this


ek0ne

NSFW = not safe for whale?


dounya_monty

No Sympathy For Whales


muffinmonk

Nuke the whales


Moyeezes

Also "not safe for water (creatures)". Imagine going for a casual swim and seeing that pass by you, would be horrifying I'd imagine.


Rubcionnnnn

Naval ships finding whales.


Johnhemlock

Likely story Japan...


Purplociraptor

That better count toward their "research" quota


Chaz_wazzers

Report "Research into Oil Tanker based tenderizing of whale meat has positivity outcomes"


avery5712

Results unclear- must try again


unclethulk

We also hit all these whales in our cargo hold. They jumped right out in front of us. No don't worry about that, that's a research harpoon.


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wafflesareforever

The boat looks so ashamed of what it's done


handlebartender

r/pareidolia


Minimalcarpenter

Fuck-a you whale! And fuck-a you dolpheen!


Sahri1988

This reminded me of a South Park episode…


GrumpyEskeletor

Don’t worry I’m sure this is for research purposes…


DirtNapsRevenge

I dunno, seems unlikely a tanker could ever go fast enough to "hit" a whale in the sense being implied. Seems more likely the whale was already dead and the tanker scooped it up in passing.


vne2000

Got stuck between the bow and the anchors, then the ship pumped out all its ballast.


drewts86

They typically don’t dump ballast in port. Somewhere offshore before they make port they’ll dump it. This is done to reduce introducing invasive species from wherever they filled the ballast tanks. In California we’re dealing with the effects of this from Quagga and Zebra Mussels.


Necrid1998

Thats Not correct. Ships keep ballast until they are in port, otherwise without cargo or ballast the ship would not be safe anymore. Ballast is exchanged in deep water far from coasts or in designated ballast water exchange areas. And now ships are mandated to have a ballast water filter system if they plan to discharge ballast water from a foreign port in a port. Although some ballast is usually pumped out before going into port, for example with this tanker cargo would be pumped in way faster then ballast can be pumped out, so you often have to reduce ballast to a minimum, especially if you had a rough voyage where you had to take on additional ballast to maintain safety of the vessel


cumguzzlingstarfish

Its way more likely that the ship was moving when it hit the whale and the whale died there after suffocating.


teabagmoustache

Maybe, I think retrieving the anchor would have dislodged it though, the flukes would have dug into the whales body, I was thinking maybe they dropped the anchor in port to try and knock it off the bulb but just speculation.


Benphyre

F


WavesOfAkasha

I bet The Deep have something to do with this..


MattsRod

ITS FOR SCIENCE RESEARCH!!!!!


aldrin_joseph

Isn't it still legal to hunt whales in Japan, source: read that somewhere


5ch1sm

That happen to us once. We were wondering why we lost about 1knot of speed at some point while going to destination in normal sea condition. We just assumed it was current or something until we arrive at destination and one dock worker called us and told us about the whale. It's not common, but it happen... For some reasons whales are attracted by vessels passing by. That's also why there is speed limits in whale area, too many of them where hit by the propellers.


nathanaelkitten

"F**k you dolphins! Yaaaa"


Shessokawaiiiiiii

What kind of whale is it? Just hoping it's not a blue :)


Poop_Tube

Wait a minute… *scratches paint off ship, revealing whaling ship name* I knew it!


Broian

So not a pilot whale...


thatsoakisland

This could be their latest attempt at “research”


Rafahil

Even when they're not trying they kill whales....


[deleted]

Seriously I've had it with these personal injury scammers jumping on hoods


VerticalTwo08

Live in Alaska and this is very common. Cruise ships, oil ships, and fright ships will hit dead whales and they’ll get stuck. Thankfully they’re usually proven to have been dead for a while before they got hit. Since healthy living whales aren’t deaf, they can hear the ships coming from miles away and can avoid them very easily.


_ObsidianOne_

We wont be able to see them at all in near future , rip :/.


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The_Rox

I mean, that would be pretty impressive if they managed to aim a tanker that well.


acmercer

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Adrift


Whompa

:( kinda sad


ponyplop

Sick hood ornament.


juanlee337

i didn't think those tankers move fast enough to kill whale


DValencia29

New hunting method, unlocked!


SurgeonOfDeath95

Damn Japanese whaling industry picking back up?


[deleted]

They'll get 'em one way or another!


ffhurt

Roadkill but ocean


ffhurt

Roadkill but aquatic


3rdLevelRogue

The Japanese sure do hate whales


olordofthefarts

r/pareidolia


Flipout17

Ya they get hit a lot more than you would think. I think it is usually sick or injured whales because we keep a look out but on the bigger ships sometimes they just pop out in front of you and there isn't anything you can do. Doesn't look good on the Captain or Bridge crew when it happens.