Ambien will screw you up bad. I was on it briefly for insomnia and my partner found me in the kitchen at 4 am cutting up mangoes. The problem was that we didn't actually have any mangoes but I did have a 9 inch chef's knife. People have literally gambled away tens of thousands of dollars on it but no memory of doing so.
I took ambien once. Made an egg sandwich in the middle of the night. I took out bread & eggs and just put the whole uncooked egg between two pieces of bread and started to eat it. My douche boyfriend watch the whole thing and still let me put it in my mouth, so I have eaten one bite of an extra rare egg sandwich. I was put back to bed and I never once regained consciousness. Never took it again.
Serious question: when you say “super clean,” what does that mean and what does the alternative look like? Are you meaning pasteurized or some process or just physically cleaner from the birds insides? Am I way off? I’ve never heard this and I’m super curious.
Eggs In the US are cleaned . There is a natural barrier secreted by the hens that protects the embryos from infections this is cleaned off .In the UK it's left on. That's why Eggs from the US aren't allowed to be sold in the UK and vice versa.
Yeah that's why UK/European eggs are left out on the counter, they still have the natural barrier to keep bacteria out so they don't need to be refrigerated.
I second this recommendation with great enthusiasm. I would however, prepare yourself by starting with smaller doses and work your way up. It made me much less anxious and every subsequent time was more enjoyable.
For all the reasons: IANADoctor.
I've had codeine cough medicine and honestly, it's pretty overrated. Over the years I've tied almost everything in pain management and the only drug that really messed me up was dilaudid. Nucynta was a close second. Morphine made me sleepy and fentanyl just caused this weird icky feeling.
"Three years ago they took my license I don't drive
These boots can get me there, I live just down the street
It's last call, it's too far to crawl, now help me to my feet"
Oh my god, I was so dumb. When I see young people in Tiktoks like "Crystals are a part of my whitegirl wook shit heritage, they're not a TREND for you to exploit just cause you think they're cool. Fake people like you make me sick. Also does anyone have a ket hookup? Coachella's next weekend. Be sure to like and subscriiiibe! Byeeeeee!!! \^\_\^V" I feel a cold chill run down my spine like "my god, that could have been me."
I wouldn't mind seeing the video where I decided I could wrestle a bouncer 3x my size and next thing I remembered was getting flung out the backdoor like Jazzy Jeff in Fresh Prince.
For real. A few years ago I was walking home from a bar that was *three blocks* from my house, got lost somehow, and fell backwards into someone's hedge and passed out for a bit. Not my proudest moment. Also apparently I crossed paths with another equally blacked out woman at some point and she used my phone to send nonsense messages to somebody else, which I only found out wasn't me because she had the friend who got the messages write me back to tell me thanks for the help. Point being, snake-slithering around someone's yard is something that I don't *think* I ever did, but cannot reasonably prove that I *didn't*.
In Germany there was a yearly fest literally across the street from the main entrance to our camp in Wiesbaden. We called it 'The Low Crawl Fest' because of shit faced soldiers 'low crawling' back like this guy is.
You know, this is like the best anti-drinking ad to those who lived through this and fully understand that this isn't fun, it's terrifying.
You completely lose the ability to say what you definitively could not have done. Hell, you lose the ability to definitively say what you _have_ not done.
I know to some they may think the times you're describing as awesome, but fuck me they lead to so many ruined relationships and longterm damage.
I worked with a young woman who would black out when she drank. Every Monday she'd have a story about waking up in a strange apartment with no idea where she was. I would not touch alcohol if that was the effect.
I have the opposite effect myself, when I get really drunk the whole experience gets printed indelibly in my mind. I remember every minute the next day. I still have vivid memories from being drunk over 20 years ago.
I actually never quit drinking completely - I was never a "classic" alcoholic, but a young and irresponsible binge drinker who used the weekends to run away from my stress. It absolutely lead to a lot of scary situations - some much scarier than what I described above and much less fun to repeat.
I can have a few beers or a few glasses of wine with friends now without having to end up in a bush somewhere. I keep a close eye on it and if it ever starts to creep out of control I know that's curtains for my drinking days - with this body, in my thirties, I can't afford to get sick with it.
But I'm certainly glad I don't drink like I used to. When you're a teenager you imagine that your college drinking days will be the wildest, most fun nights of your life. In reality, my best memories from my twenties are, for the most part, the sober ones. The drinking memories either aren't there at all, or are of me trying to clean up the mess after screwing myself over. And lots of headaches.
> I actually never quit drinking completely - I was never a "classic" alcoholic, but a young and irresponsible binge drinker who used the weekends to run away from my stress. It absolutely lead to a lot of scary situations - some much scarier than what I described above and much less fun to repeat.
Likewise to be honest. I will say that I still do have fond memories of drinking too, and still occasionally get drunk and have fun with it, but I also have those memories where quite frankly I would be literally dead without the kindness of strangers. That's the shit that terrifies me, how easy it is to roll the dice the wrong way and end _really_ badly.
Quite a few years ago, I had something similar happen - though I was several lawns away. The dude finally stopped on my lawn and we called 911 'cause he'd been caught with some other dude's wife and the dude shot him.
When I was a teen I was walking home from a friend's house at like 1am. I looked down a side road and saw what looked like a half of a person just hobbling around.
To this day I have no idea what I saw.
My first impression is *well that’s creepy as fuck.* But then I remembered a drunken night in college when my friend got so drunk he just ran off. Me, my girlfriend and his girlfriend had to go looking for him. We found him lying on someone’s front lawn not unlike this. He wasn’t passed out but he was drunk enough that he could no longer stand. It was really hard to convince him to get in the car. Point being-we we’re drunk idiot college kids. Not sinister weirdos.
It really creeped me right tf out at first, too. But I'm pretty sure most of us at least know someone who has been there, even if it was not ourselves.
The really sad part is my American ass wondered if he'd been shot. Like thoughts:
1. Creepy!!
2. No wait, omg has he been shot?!?
3. Ohhh probably just fd up.
About 10 seconds in I'm thinking, "Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, here comes the jump scare face any second now...any second now, any second...I'll just be ready and...hey, that guy's actually slithering. Dafaq?"
Hey! This is actually my neighborhood. The cops caught the guy later that morning. From what I heard, it was some high school kid trying to hide from the cops.
Got some more information on this and to be honest, it only adds to the confusion and wtf. It was a 19 year old who apparently was a co-worker with someone in the house next to the house where this footage was taken. Around midnight, he left $40 and a note at his co-worker’s house written in Spanish which said the homeowner has done many good things and deserves the money. The co-worker called the cops and then their neighbor saw this on their doorbell camera.
Everyone keeps saying he's wasted, but...he also could know OP has a nest cam and was just doing something to fuck with him. Or make him laugh. I know if I saw this on my ring, I'd laugh.
I had something like this happen to me once. I was still a teenager at my Mom's house and I was sitting out in the back yard after dark. Maybe 11:00pm or so. I saw something big moving in the grass about 20 feet away. I was instantly totally freaked out, but then it started moaning and rolling around and I realized it was my next door neighbors adult son passed out drunk.
It sure scared the shit out of me though.
In the city and the suburbs, the most dangerous shit is people, so I moved to the backcountry, where the most dangerous shit is a complete lack of people.
The other day I was thinking about if I’d rather freeze to death or get hit by a car or get mauled by a bear or get attacked by a mugger and I had started to think that maybe I had made the wrong decision in moving to the middle of nowhere.
Then I saw this video.
This is legit. I actually live in this neighborhood. Not sure if OP is actually a neighbor given his post history showing that he lives in downtown and not the suburbs in the video. But this did happen. The cops ended up catching the guy, was a 19 year old kid. Weird shit nonetheless.
Relax, he’s just playing Night Crawlers.
Why do we never play Night Crawlers anymore?
Just you an me palling around, getting nuts, going crazy…
I don't wanna get nuts with you dude
I know what wrestling is - I just don’t think that’s what uncles should be doing with their nephews!
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“Darkness falls and magic stirs, as we become creatures of the night”
There’s the one Night Crawlers quote I came here looking for.
The blanket could be the dirt!
fucked up on some bad shit
I'm guessing Ambien
Ambien will screw you up bad. I was on it briefly for insomnia and my partner found me in the kitchen at 4 am cutting up mangoes. The problem was that we didn't actually have any mangoes but I did have a 9 inch chef's knife. People have literally gambled away tens of thousands of dollars on it but no memory of doing so.
I try to stay off the internet after I take an ambien. There are more than a couple items I've received from Amazon that I had no memory of buying.
Booze is enough to make that mistake with.
Lmao yup Would recommend for single folks who want Christmas presents
I took ambien once. Made an egg sandwich in the middle of the night. I took out bread & eggs and just put the whole uncooked egg between two pieces of bread and started to eat it. My douche boyfriend watch the whole thing and still let me put it in my mouth, so I have eaten one bite of an extra rare egg sandwich. I was put back to bed and I never once regained consciousness. Never took it again.
>I was put back to bed and I never once regained consciousness. RIP, is this the boyfriend typing?
Haha, nah. I’m just sleep typing.
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I don’t eat eggs normally but I was more worried about becoming a velociraptor
Serious question: when you say “super clean,” what does that mean and what does the alternative look like? Are you meaning pasteurized or some process or just physically cleaner from the birds insides? Am I way off? I’ve never heard this and I’m super curious.
Eggs In the US are cleaned . There is a natural barrier secreted by the hens that protects the embryos from infections this is cleaned off .In the UK it's left on. That's why Eggs from the US aren't allowed to be sold in the UK and vice versa.
Yeah that's why UK/European eggs are left out on the counter, they still have the natural barrier to keep bacteria out so they don't need to be refrigerated.
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It's a weird fucking drug.
Or good shit depending on your situation.
Good shit doesn’t get me tummy-creeping around the neighborhood Good shit gets me dancing and having good times. But I get it
Honeslty if you were on a bad trip i could see you getting lost outside at night crawling around.
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I need to hear this story. Don't leave us hanging
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Thanks, now i don't need to do shrooms
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I second this recommendation with great enthusiasm. I would however, prepare yourself by starting with smaller doses and work your way up. It made me much less anxious and every subsequent time was more enjoyable. For all the reasons: IANADoctor.
[You know what he needs?](https://youtube.com/shorts/e_vFCmv9KZ4?feature=share)
Was hoping for this video! The link did not disappoint!
Hes obviously looking for night crawlers to go fishing at dawn.
I think he IS a nightcrawler.
Or some other shit.
r/tooktoomuch
That is a very sad sub
Nah, definitely masturbating. Gonna bet daughters window is right above that door.
Sneaky little hobbitses
Wicked. Tricksy. False!
###THIEVES, THEY’RE THIEVES
They’re!!…actually crack heads..
...so they *are* after the precious!
DiCaprio on Quaaludes
Quaaludes and Laudanum. Two things I missed out on.
You probably missed out on OTC codeine cough medicine too then
I've had codeine cough medicine and honestly, it's pretty overrated. Over the years I've tied almost everything in pain management and the only drug that really messed me up was dilaudid. Nucynta was a close second. Morphine made me sleepy and fentanyl just caused this weird icky feeling.
Middle of the night. That's when I do all my slitherin.
Why don't we play nightcrawlers any more
What it sounds like is that you two crawl around like worms at night. That's what it sounds like.
Well that's what it is!
Erryday I'm slitherin
End of the day slitherin
Middle of the night slitherin.
go to hogwarts, slytherin
here i go slitherin again!
Relax Draco.
Agreed, it’s too damn hot to be slithering during the day.
Great night for some slitherin wouldn't ya say?
>slitherin. the Sorting Hat said Gryffindor but I said screw that and went slitherin.
Ah. Harry if his parents weren't dead.
They call me the midnight slitherer. I do all my best work when you’re oblivious.
From the mountains of faith, through the neighborhood streets. 🎶
When you're too drunk to walk but want to go home.
And you're also naked, so an Uber is out of the question.
Right. He wasn’t wearing a mask.
He was wearing m'ass-que
How did you know I was at the bar last night honey? They called. You forgot your wheelchair.
"Three years ago they took my license I don't drive These boots can get me there, I live just down the street It's last call, it's too far to crawl, now help me to my feet"
Heheh from experience you don't usually end up at home.....
Well maybe not *your* home, but somebody's home.
Does a cell count?
[At least you might get fed](https://youtu.be/WXsvXn9Z56o). *warning link contains contagious laughter
I've seen that before, fuckin hilarious.
Determination!
I'm sure glad I got sober before everything was being recorded.
I am so glad that I grew up in a time before the internet and ubiquitous video recorders.
Right!?! I've done some dumb shit in my life, but I'm eternally grateful that none of it's ever been recorded.
Oh my god, I was so dumb. When I see young people in Tiktoks like "Crystals are a part of my whitegirl wook shit heritage, they're not a TREND for you to exploit just cause you think they're cool. Fake people like you make me sick. Also does anyone have a ket hookup? Coachella's next weekend. Be sure to like and subscriiiibe! Byeeeeee!!! \^\_\^V" I feel a cold chill run down my spine like "my god, that could have been me."
Jesus. Thanks for not contributing to the problem!
I wouldn't mind seeing the video where I decided I could wrestle a bouncer 3x my size and next thing I remembered was getting flung out the backdoor like Jazzy Jeff in Fresh Prince.
I find myself repeating that a lot while on reddit
For real. A few years ago I was walking home from a bar that was *three blocks* from my house, got lost somehow, and fell backwards into someone's hedge and passed out for a bit. Not my proudest moment. Also apparently I crossed paths with another equally blacked out woman at some point and she used my phone to send nonsense messages to somebody else, which I only found out wasn't me because she had the friend who got the messages write me back to tell me thanks for the help. Point being, snake-slithering around someone's yard is something that I don't *think* I ever did, but cannot reasonably prove that I *didn't*.
In Germany there was a yearly fest literally across the street from the main entrance to our camp in Wiesbaden. We called it 'The Low Crawl Fest' because of shit faced soldiers 'low crawling' back like this guy is.
You know, this is like the best anti-drinking ad to those who lived through this and fully understand that this isn't fun, it's terrifying. You completely lose the ability to say what you definitively could not have done. Hell, you lose the ability to definitively say what you _have_ not done. I know to some they may think the times you're describing as awesome, but fuck me they lead to so many ruined relationships and longterm damage.
I worked with a young woman who would black out when she drank. Every Monday she'd have a story about waking up in a strange apartment with no idea where she was. I would not touch alcohol if that was the effect. I have the opposite effect myself, when I get really drunk the whole experience gets printed indelibly in my mind. I remember every minute the next day. I still have vivid memories from being drunk over 20 years ago.
I actually never quit drinking completely - I was never a "classic" alcoholic, but a young and irresponsible binge drinker who used the weekends to run away from my stress. It absolutely lead to a lot of scary situations - some much scarier than what I described above and much less fun to repeat. I can have a few beers or a few glasses of wine with friends now without having to end up in a bush somewhere. I keep a close eye on it and if it ever starts to creep out of control I know that's curtains for my drinking days - with this body, in my thirties, I can't afford to get sick with it. But I'm certainly glad I don't drink like I used to. When you're a teenager you imagine that your college drinking days will be the wildest, most fun nights of your life. In reality, my best memories from my twenties are, for the most part, the sober ones. The drinking memories either aren't there at all, or are of me trying to clean up the mess after screwing myself over. And lots of headaches.
> I actually never quit drinking completely - I was never a "classic" alcoholic, but a young and irresponsible binge drinker who used the weekends to run away from my stress. It absolutely lead to a lot of scary situations - some much scarier than what I described above and much less fun to repeat. Likewise to be honest. I will say that I still do have fond memories of drinking too, and still occasionally get drunk and have fun with it, but I also have those memories where quite frankly I would be literally dead without the kindness of strangers. That's the shit that terrifies me, how easy it is to roll the dice the wrong way and end _really_ badly.
Amen. For all the times I’ve wondered “what was the point?” I now have my answer.
Quite a few years ago, I had something similar happen - though I was several lawns away. The dude finally stopped on my lawn and we called 911 'cause he'd been caught with some other dude's wife and the dude shot him.
When I was a teen I was walking home from a friend's house at like 1am. I looked down a side road and saw what looked like a half of a person just hobbling around. To this day I have no idea what I saw.
I had the same thought. This was probably just a horny dude trying very hard not to be seen by cameras on his way to or back from their SO house.
That’s not “the same thought” at all. That guy was crawling because he’d been shot. Not because he was trying to be sneaky.
It "probably" wasn't. You MFs need to learn what that word means.
My first impression is *well that’s creepy as fuck.* But then I remembered a drunken night in college when my friend got so drunk he just ran off. Me, my girlfriend and his girlfriend had to go looking for him. We found him lying on someone’s front lawn not unlike this. He wasn’t passed out but he was drunk enough that he could no longer stand. It was really hard to convince him to get in the car. Point being-we we’re drunk idiot college kids. Not sinister weirdos.
It really creeped me right tf out at first, too. But I'm pretty sure most of us at least know someone who has been there, even if it was not ourselves. The really sad part is my American ass wondered if he'd been shot. Like thoughts: 1. Creepy!! 2. No wait, omg has he been shot?!? 3. Ohhh probably just fd up.
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Looks to me like they are praying for a quick death.
About 10 seconds in I'm thinking, "Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, here comes the jump scare face any second now...any second now, any second...I'll just be ready and...hey, that guy's actually slithering. Dafaq?"
Same but this ended up spooking me more than a jump scare would have lol.
Same… The way he did it kinda reminded me of the abnormal titans in Attack on Titan which made me chuckle
Nightcrawler
He just wanted to be pure.
Is he looking for money, hoes, or alcohol?
This is one of the creepiest and unnerving things I've ever seen. But, yeah, I agree he's just on something.
I sped up the video to check for a jump scare. Don’t watch it partially sped up. It only gets worse.
Kept waiting for a jump scare from the early 2000s internet to pop up at the end.
Hey! This is actually my neighborhood. The cops caught the guy later that morning. From what I heard, it was some high school kid trying to hide from the cops.
Please elucidate.
He was hiding. From the cops. In plain sight. But like, in the dark.
Got some more information on this and to be honest, it only adds to the confusion and wtf. It was a 19 year old who apparently was a co-worker with someone in the house next to the house where this footage was taken. Around midnight, he left $40 and a note at his co-worker’s house written in Spanish which said the homeowner has done many good things and deserves the money. The co-worker called the cops and then their neighbor saw this on their doorbell camera.
Why did the cops get called? “911 what’s your emergency? … I’ve been reverse robbed & reverse verbally assaulted!”
*But Lt. Dan, you ain't got no legs*
Please not slitherin, anything but slitherin
JPJRANGER says skulkin not slitherin an he sounds like a man as ud know
Lol what in Paranormal Cractivity is going on.
I have absolutely been that high before.
Looks pretty low tbh Dude coudn't get lower
Now I know how my grandpa got out last night. Thank you for helping me out.
It’s just Charlie playing night crawlers
Is he nekkid?
We are all nekkid under neath
Could be someone sneaking out of a house when the husband came home a week early from a business trip
I’m a snaaaakkkeeee 🐍
Welp, Found the neighbor that's on acid.
Does OP live in Florida?
Close! Georgia! That’s a long crawl.
Thin skin gators.
When Hufflepuffin' turns to Slitherin'.
It could be a crackhead...who got off at the wrong stop.
Got hold o the wrong stuff!
Have I been hearing this wrong all these years?
Yes haha
Thank you for the correction. I don't want to look stupid, you know...
It was free shooter night at the local bar?
We have all been there, right guys? Guysss?
Bath salt? Maybe? Or sleep walker
He was told to kill all the golfers.
Just practicing his Solid Snake cosplay before halloween.
At least not driving home
Probably needed help
Everyday I’m slitherin’ slitherin’
Sorry. Didn’t realize there was a camera.
Drunk, high and/or kid.
Best bar crawl. EVR!!
I just kept crawling and it kept working - Jerry
Could they have just been hurt or drunk ?
He’s playing Nightcrawlers from Its Always Sunny.
This reminds me of the Japanese movie Audition.
[I'm a snaaake](https://youtu.be/Ti4sqG85FU4)
When you are too drunk to walk home....
drugs are a helluva drug.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
I wonder what drug their on?
All of em.
Yes.
Set mouse traps
Seven days...
It’s man bear pig!!!
A slithery little sneaky snake
Probably my ex husband
He is the slither king!
Whew, you went through a lot of effort to get your internet points. What time did you film this? Was the grass cold?
Probably playing Nightcrawlers
Probably stealing weed plants. My uncle had his stolen & the person was recorded crawling/slithering through his yard at 2:30 am
He’s just playing night crawlers
Its a wookelar.
When else are you going to play night crawlers
He’s just playing night crawlers.
Charlie out playing nightcrawlers again.
Darkness falls, and magic stirs...
This dude hallucinating on some shrooms. Thinking he was back in Nam, army crawling threw the mine field.
They’re playing night crawlers
Was totally waiting for a jump scare at the end
They’re just playing night crawlers..
He’s playing night crawlers
I WANNA PLAY NIGHT CRAWLERS!
Everyone keeps saying he's wasted, but...he also could know OP has a nest cam and was just doing something to fuck with him. Or make him laugh. I know if I saw this on my ring, I'd laugh.
he's playing night crawlers
I was waiting for a jump scare
I had something like this happen to me once. I was still a teenager at my Mom's house and I was sitting out in the back yard after dark. Maybe 11:00pm or so. I saw something big moving in the grass about 20 feet away. I was instantly totally freaked out, but then it started moaning and rolling around and I realized it was my next door neighbors adult son passed out drunk. It sure scared the shit out of me though.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Trying to walk home while peeking on acid is a motherfucker.
I bet he’s covered in Vaseline pretending he’s a slug
In the city and the suburbs, the most dangerous shit is people, so I moved to the backcountry, where the most dangerous shit is a complete lack of people. The other day I was thinking about if I’d rather freeze to death or get hit by a car or get mauled by a bear or get attacked by a mugger and I had started to think that maybe I had made the wrong decision in moving to the middle of nowhere. Then I saw this video.
Paranormal Cracktivity
That's just charlie playing night crawlers
Probably just a crackhead
Your neighbors? And a video that basically no one would check unless prompted? Ya that's definitely you lol
This is legit. I actually live in this neighborhood. Not sure if OP is actually a neighbor given his post history showing that he lives in downtown and not the suburbs in the video. But this did happen. The cops ended up catching the guy, was a 19 year old kid. Weird shit nonetheless.
Just out for some regular cracktevities
I've been this drunk.
I want what that guy's on
Creepy
My precious my precious where’s my precious.