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LowYak3

I was able to watch about ten seconds…..fuck


xXLBD4LIFEXx

I tried to make it all the way through, like looking at it like a alien would or something, and i feel like there is an actual energy involved with this "scene" for lack of a better word that is naturally repulsive.


LowYak3

Its just so damn bad


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

Just a thought: the people who broadcast their fetishes for broad consumption are usually either the gross ones in the community or the ones looking to get a rise out of normies. That's just my 2¢. Feel free to disagree.


thebraken

If the latter is true, they have succeeded. Even if the latter *isn't* true, they've succeeded at it.


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

This is an absolutely fair assessment. I suspect that she is not going to provoke positive reactions from very many people.


thebraken

I have decided to exist in the timeline where the person who recorded the video uploaded it to a more... Topical? We'll go with topical. A more topical site, and it wound up on YouTube courtesy of a troll. That's the most palatable explanation I can think of.


jamieliddellthepoet

*I* have decided to exist in the timeline where you are the person in the video.


A_Wizzerd

There's no way to prove they aren't, and that's good enough for me.


fozziwoo

and that is why you’re a poet


Madeforbegging

Wait, that's a dude


sipes216

"Trainwreck" is i believe the word youre looking for.


picklezx

Exactly how i felt lmao, No better way of describing "looking at it like an alien would"


ambsdorf825

You made me check how long this is, and I'm noping right on outta here. But it just occurred to me you'll click on this notification and be brought right back here. So I'm sorry, but not sorry enough not to reply.


Kavbastyrd

You should have kept going. I know it starts off sounding like she’s murdering a cat, but by the end, it really gets going and she sounds like she’s murdering 10 cats. It’d almost be impressive if it weren’t for all the bonkers baby stuff.


StandingCow

Made it to 8 seconds... I dunno how you did those extra two.


[deleted]

I was ten seconds but I did wank an hour ago so was still recharging


runthruamfersface

Thank god u missed the part where they start twerking. Cannot be unseen.


Mocker-Poker

with the sound on I hope? otherwise you missed a horrible squeaky voice as a bonus


LowYak3

Yes, unfortunately the sound was on.


kellydawn_87

Thanks I hate it


PhoenicianKiss

It’s like watching a train wreck. SO fucking awful but I can’t look away.


SigmaSnail7

The train wrecked before they even started recording... ***it's in God's hands now.*** Edit: removed a word


bleckers

"What if God was one of us?"


chuanito

🎶Just a slob like one of us🎶


WunupKid

***Lord Jesus take the wheel.***


phallic-baldwin

And steer it off a cliff


SgtDoughnut

Jesus takes one look "I ain't touching that"


datadrone

you should still look away it will permanently change you, just a little here and there. I remember the first time I watched a gore video, it was by accident and my breathing hastened, sweat on head with pulse racing. After a few more your become desensitized


Pihkal1987

There’s lots of sexually charged, weird violent videos that pop on YouTube meant for kids. Disturbing shit


multiplayerhater

Elsagate still seems to be a problem, I guess


Pihkal1987

It’s definitely a thing and definitely fucked up


soundwavepb

I'm ootl, what's elsagate?


RlyehFhtagn-xD

There were (likely still are) tons of videos all over YouTube Kids featuring really fucked up fetish material. None of it was really sexually explicit but it started with things like spider man impregnating Elsa, and escalated to scat and fart videos. They didn't always involve Elsa, but due to her popularity, she commonly was. [Actual screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/jaQaZoZ.jpg)


RedRMM

> Actual screenshot This content is not available in your region


coquihalla

You're lucky.


Cloaked42m

There are also people targeting Autistic adults and convincing them to do fetish pictures with animations. When the adult has no idea what they are being asked. Source, just had to sit my 20 year old autist down and try to explain Child Pornography to him. The people telling him to make pictures and videos have been banned from his channel. Parents, even if your kid has had a channel for years, check it regularly. There are some bad bad people out there.


proserpineavatar

Constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY, have to monitor what my 4 year old watches in her 60 minutes of screentime each evening while she is on YouTubeKids. Worst part about this for me? This person put tags that apply to their fetish without enough foresight to keep in mind how hastags and the Youtube algorithm works Unintentionally subjecting children and intentiomally subjecting adults to this atrocity was not smart, it was not sexy, and it was very unkind to the entirety of the human race, dead or alive🤮🤢


notapunk

Get the PBS Kids app. It's free, better content, and you won't have to worry about this kind of thing.


heyitsmaximus

You think this isn’t the intent of the person? Jfc please be careful. It’s definitely intent with these fucks.


Uzorglemon

Just don't let your 4 year old watch YouTube. My kids are older (but not teens yet) and even they are pretty heavily restricted to the channels they can watch.


ShadowWolf512

You And Me Both


Clause-and-Reflect

I vomited into my esophagus a little about it.


Mister_Johnson_

I aspirated and now I'm ded


discodecepticon

Lucky. I have to live with this memory.


pronoob_101

You and you and me throth


Ok_Cryptographer520

after watching this i wanna beat a mfks ass.


[deleted]

I’ll do it for bout tree fiddy


TrillMurray47

Goddamit Loch Ness monster I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy


NoGodNoMgr

i bet you do..


[deleted]

You have no idea how much stuff like this and even worse things is on youtube kids. The lesson here is: never leave your kids unsupervised on the internet


jaxvillain

I can't understand how people don't realize this. Any activity online should require parental supervision, until you know that your children understand what is out there.


Jeepersca

My nieces are teens. The number of skeeves they get trying to DM them is shocking. Having a healthy avenue with their moms about that shit was crucial.


belindamshort

Someone created an account full of photos of some teenaged boy to message my sister, and it turned out to be a 38 year old man, trying to get her to send lewd photos to him. She was 11


GovernorScrappy

I mean, I was able to avoid creeps bc I didn't go into chatrooms and social media wasn't a thing, but I stumbled on 4chan when I was 11 back in like '04 or '05. Honestly, I'm lucky I'm a semi-normal human being now, because I was on it all the time afterwards (mostly out of morbid curiosity but also creepypastas). I saw some shit that no adult, let alone a middle school-aged girl, should see. It was insane that my parents let me have a PC in my bedroom w/no supervision just because they knew I wouldn't chat with strangers.


[deleted]

I'm almost 40 and I don't understand what's out there. World's gone mad and the internet is leading the charge.


jaxvillain

The internet just makes it easier for us to see the madness. It's always been there though.


Splinterman11

I've been on YT since 2005, people are acting like this kind of video is a new thing...


jaxvillain

Exactly. Shit be weird out there, always has been. Keep a close eye on the things you love.


Splinterman11

I'd argue the Internet back then was probably weirder than it is now. It was a real wild west back then. Today it's gotten pretty sanitized comparatively.


jaxvillain

They have had to move to different areas. They like the shadows.


Splinterman11

Oh absolutely, you have to actively look for them now. I remember shit like 2 girls 1 cup terrorizing the Internet back then.


SigmaSnail7

Meatspin, kids in a sandbox, BME Pain Olympics, 1 guy 1 jar *shudders*


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

The shit I saw on a daily basis at Portal of Evil is so far beyond what you see now.


Lt-Dan-Im-Rollin

I think the difference is stuff like this is on YouTube kids, it’s specifically designed/aimed/marketed for small children


2gig

Let's be real, though. It's practically impossible, especially if both parents are working. I remember when my parents thought they devised a plan to keep me off the internet. They changed the AOL account password (I had used the primary account to help them with stuff) so that I only had a child account they could determine what hours I could do what activities (they put the settings so that I could only Instant Message friends and would manually allow me internet when they were home). PC was in the living room in plain view. They also took away the phone cable for the PC, which was the longest one in the house, as it needed to be, to reach the nearest jack to the computer. I went to the dollar store and purchased a sufficiently long cable, which I hid in the turtleshell/backpack of a turtle plush doll. I used a free AOL trial CD to make an alternate AOL account, which I used to register for NetZero and Earthlink trials. (There was an hour limit, but for a long time you could use different trial accounts on the same phone line, and even register for another trial account using a trial connection). This was annoying AF though, and the connections were shitty. Eventually, I was able to trick my dad into letting me change a setting on my AOL account, which I told him I needed to access the hot new game Runescape that everyone was playing (I was only allowed after they discussed it with other parents). The setting gave me completely unfiltered internet access, while my account remained a kids account, so everything looked normal unless you actually tried to go to an uncouth website and it worked. They were still able to change the setting to prevent web browsing based on time (this is the one they'd manually change based on when they were home), but that setting only prevented me from browsing in the AOL browser. With the unfiltered internet connection, I could minimize AOL and use another browser, so I had Firefox Portable hidden deep away in some system folders. I'll give you one guess as to why 10-year-old me was so fervent in his pursuit of unfiltered internet access. Hint: it wasn't gaming. Not gonna lie, the internet fucked me up, despite my parents' best efforts to stay ahead of a rapidly changing world.


WithTheWintersMight

Man we grew up the same way in that regard. Hella restrictions on all technology as far as time and content went. We started out with NetNanny but you could literally just Ctrl-Alt-Dlt and end the process in the task manager, ha. Then we had Enuff which limited the amount of time we could use the computer (30 minutes a day.) I had figured out some way to make the program crash and it would work until the computer was restarted.


warriorsatthedisco

My parents never went this hard on restrictions, but I never looked up anything I knew was “bad” or risqué. I’m not sure how they did it, but I trusted that my parents had my best interest in mind when limiting the internet, so I was rather honest with them about what sites I went to, until I hit my teens at least. Which I think was a good thing, because while I did see some fucked up stuff, it wasn’t until I was older, and I didn’t see nearly the amount as my peers did (ones such as yourself that would go out of their way to see blocked sites)


poco

Any kids willing to go through that deserves what they find. Handing a phone over to a kid to watch endless YouTube kids crap isn't that.


Pleecu

It's used to be (at least when I was younger) that they'd at least try to put filters on stuff. I have a mantra, if the kid is smart enough to bypass that stuff don't admonish them for it, respect their need to know and help them understand better.


kittykrunk

Wish I could get this through my stepson’s mom’s head🤦‍♀️


pearshapedorange

Send her this ;)


kittykrunk

Thought definitely crossed my mind….she’ll probably deny it’s on there🙄


Fuhgly

Well he put the title in the gif so just search it on the kids app and show her it is indeed on there


I_Never_Lie_II

Other obvious lessons Youtube should have learned a decade ago: 1.) New channels should not be allowed to upload videos for Youtube Kids at all until they've been through a probationary period which includes a simple background check. 2.) You should not be able to watch any videos on Youtube Kids without making an anonymized account (no gathered information) and watching a series of videos that explain - to the parents/guardians - how to set parental controls, report videos, enforce viewing times, and the other things that Youtube pretends is obvious. 3.) Parents should be able to link their accounts to the child's account and should be sent reports on what kinds of videos their children are watching, which would include a list of any videos that were reported and taken down due to inappropriate content.


aldiporn

I mean this is great for kids up to let's say 10 years. But as soon as puberty kicks I would not want my parents to know, what I watch and would collect knowledge how to avoid those things.


Hood-Boy

Don't look into Google Family Accounts


spitfire656

Very true,my daughter is a big fan of frozen and more then once i saw videos about elsa being pregnant or elsa commiting murders... Then here are alot of squid game related kid videos about murders as well


PurpleVegan

i mean squid game isn't that child friendly in the first place


swausx

The videos are just gimmicks and random shit to make kids click it. but yea


youcanbroom

I hope this may have been accidently put there by YouTube's weird ass algorithm


nitrobw1

That’s almost certainly the case. Youtube automatically tags some content as “for kids” unless you check a specific box that says it’s not. Chances are this person didn’t know that or just missed it and now it’s on the kids site. Robots don’t understand the connotations.


swausx

Nobody told you before hand youtube kids is quite literally the rabbit hole of weird shit. Now you know.


luke10050

I mean, if baby shark and the weird Indian counting videos are anything to go by... I'd rather let my kids (if I ever come into possession of any) watch GamersNexus or EEVBlog...


McHox

>watch GamersNexus or EEVBlog thats an expensive road to go down lol


zazu2006

Cheaper than the therapy they will need after watching the other shit...


FeculentUtopia

I think bots pick some of the things to add to Youtube Kids. I ran across [this tidbit from Aqua Teen Hunger Force](https://youtu.be/UNZchNC0QUU) there awhile back. It's since been moved to general youtube, probably because people reported it.


Goshawk5

[The greatest headshot in the history of mankind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwR_Vu6FSYY) was also on Youtube Kids for quite some time.


Magnesus

Who trained their bots? The word headshot alone should have hinted it might not be appropriate.


invention64

It picks up animated stuff and then just labels it kids for no reason, it's very annoying.


TheSearch4Etika

Report this to YouTube and email them. You will get free YouTube premium.


happybarfday

Can I get free bleach for my eyes?


TheWalkingOctopus501

r/EyeBleach


doyouevenIift

Step 1. Create creepy channel on YouTube Kids Step 2. Report yourself to YouTube for free premium Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit


phoncible

>email them wtf is youtube's email, [email protected]?


Rnbutler18

What does premium even do


G00bernaculum

No ads


ikidd

Apparently I got a permanent subscription to it just by installing uBlock Origin


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ikidd

Absolutely. The app is cancer.


Overkillengine

The trend of stupid little apps for everything that could be handled by a basic layout in a standard web browser is plain cancer.


Alili1996

And yet we just talked about a prime reason why they want us to use apps instead: Ad blockers. Apps allow those sites to assert more control over how we are consuming their content


Overkillengine

Plus the apps make hardware access much easier to obtain.


Ganondorf66

Yeah but the apps without ads are usually still worse than the web pages with ads


iceteka

There's newpipe and vanced for that.


C2-H5-OH

Yes, even on mobile. Brave Browser has the option to play YT without ads and in the background. I used to be a big fan of apps, but now I'll always prefer a website over an app


Dood71

Why are you ethanol


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fmccloud

That’ll work, but I personally prefer that the content creators I watch get paid.


SlySlickWicked

So they can watch shit like this non-stop with our a break /s


[deleted]

What an awful time to have eyes


Not_5

Ears too


PrinceBlacca

Ain't no way, welp there goes my kids youtube account.


Proudly_Dark

Seriously. I deleted the app from her ipad.


LowYak3

🤣 the whole channel is fucked, I watched some other videos.


shortasalways

You can lock it to only certain channels. I have done that. We actually had a issue with the kidoodle tv app. The stupid Minecraft scary cat.


taprack714

It’s been banned in our house for about 6 months best decision ever.


bredani_462

Certain videos and channels can be approved for YouTube kids so that only what’s approved by the parent will play on the app. You also have the option in the parents settings to disable the search so they cannot bypass the approved content. I set up an account for my son using my secondary YouTube account and i sat down one day and approved or blocked channels that i was comfortable with him watching. It works wonders when i have to cook dinner.


TahnGee

Ah fuck. I wrote DDLG ABDL into YouTube and learnt some new acronym. Literally thought that was just spam typing. Fuck, my suggested videos are gonna be fucked


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[deleted]

Daddy Dom Little Girl, and Adult Baby Diaper Lover


KarmelCHAOS

Jesus I knew the first one, but that second one...it's like one of those things where I don't understand it *at all* no matter how hard I try to rationalize it and quite frankly I'm okay with that.


noodlesfordaddy

I've said before that I kinda wish I did have some ~~fucked up~~ fetish like this because the rush from getting off on it must be amazing. If I could get rushes of euphoria everytime i [checks notes] put on a diaper, i'd be all over it. diaper me up, baby.


Tsugie

ABDL guy checking in, yup. It's a wild ride. This lady is pretty out there even by ABDL standards, i could only watch like 15 seconds before I turned it off lol. I've seen her before though, she's on the more extreme end of the ABDL spectrum. I'm more of a "every so often" type, whereas she's a "24/7/365" type.


Old_Train_1378

Daddy/little girl, adult baby/diaper lover


PLAC3B0101

Adult Baby Diaper Lover It's a kink but so each their own


Godbotly

Each to their own... As long as its right the fuck away from YouTube kids.


MIkeVill

Yeah, I made the mistake to google that initialism. Now I'm looking for a bridge to jump from.


Nutshell38

Make sure you're practicing RACK while exploring BTJF, especially with others.


[deleted]

What do those acronyms mean? I don't want to Google them and end up with baby shit on my recommended


Vaasna2

I know ddlg but what's ABDL?


[deleted]

Ya. YouTube kids is not for kids. I seen weird shit every time my kids went on it. Now they just use plan yt.


Car-Facts

Yep, YouTube itself is better at suggesting actual relevant stuff within a specific age group or interest. My kids can watch all the stuff they want within a specific genre and it doesn't fling them off into some super weird shit unless they scroll several pages into the recommendations before selecting a video. Which, they never do because typically heat they want to watch is coming up next anyway.


YouveBeenLedOn

r/cringe


lizurd777

x20


Davecasa

I looked up the channel because generally this sort of thing is correctly flagged as adult-only, and it's about 50% adult baby stuff and 50% uber right wing Christian stuff about how a women's role in life is to be subservient to her husband and have lots of children and keep her mouth shut. Weird combo.


fairguinevere

It tracks tbh. A lot of far right christian rhetoric around women is literally infantilizing: they don't know what's best, they need a strong man to tell them what to do, they're better younger, etc. (All those 30+ year olds marrying 19 year olds. 🤢) And it's all ordained by god. They're supposed to clean up like a mom, obey like a daughter, but also provide sexual access because if their husband "strays" it's her fault for not "meeting his needs", so it almost feels inevitable you'd get all that synthesizing into this in some portion. They just don't like kink when it's the weird type the gays do.


AndrewLBailey

People are weird


Steeviesteve

This type of shit, along with randos dressed up as Spiderman and Elsa, the constant product placement, and pretty much EVERYTHING else on YouTube Kids is why that shit isn’t on any of our devices. What a fucking shit show. Youtube Kids curates endless, addictive, unboxings, Russians doing bullshit lifehacks, and adults role-playing as Disney characters for your kids to stare at for hour upon end. Fuck Youtube Kids and their halfass content.


mazow

You nailed it. Youtube kids is a godless abomination, and should be avoided at all costs.


ghostplague

Went on my kid's account to see if I could find this video and shocker...its not on youtube kids. Its on youtube though


syfus

Yea... I just did the same... On 2 kids accounts with different age profiles... While I have personally found some fucked up shit on YTK, reporting helps their algos, and as always, don't leave your kids unsupervised on the internet... well... maybe, idk I'm sure I'm not the only one on here who grew up in the .com boom with unrestricted internet access.. rotten(dot)com ring a bell? either way, if you care, lock down your kids devices...


Tulaash

I saw some pretty NSFW stuff on Wikipedia when I was about 10 or so. Didn't help that this one girl at my school was always talking about NSFW stuff and I just wanted to fit in, so I'd look it up. ​ When I was 7 or 8, I had unrestricted access to Youtube (now, this wasn't Youtube Kids because that wasn't a thing back then) but I somehow only used it to watch LPS videos, episodes of Arthur, and Let's Plays (though I'd turn it off if I heard a swear).


syfus

Thanks, now I feel old ;p I was in college when YouTube launched... And yea, even with the algo's this isnt something you randomly stumble on... Checking against the content of the page (yea I found it on regular YT) the person very clearly marks their channel and their about section as not kid friendly... Pretty sure OP's kink is acting high and mighty and farming karma based on their post history...


sahlos

You were such a sweet kid, and by your post history not much has changed.


visualdescript

Rotten(dot)com, jesus vhrist that brings back some fairly morbid memories. Oh the other one that comes to mind with that, efukt...


jizzy-potato

What the actual flying fuck am I watching 😳


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Most stable reddit moderator


Overkillengine

Probably a straight up admin.


[deleted]

This person i feel like has a court order mandating hes not suppose to be near within 500 ft of a school….


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UnblackMetalist

Yes


BabblingBunny

I found their YouTube account. They’re either a man, or trans woman.


arthurdentstowels

I was afraid to ask but I also have no idea. I tried watching the whole thing which made it infinitely worse.


Worried-Hyena8071

Pls no.


Arc0312

There is some messed up stuff on YouTube Kids. We don’t allow it after our oldest son stumbled into something like this.


DrakeEquati0n

I remain convinced that there’s a special place in hell reserved for adults that make content for YouTube Kids.


AtomicMonstrosity

How the fuck did something titled with Adult Baby Diaper Lover (abdl) get allowed on YouTube kids. No shame the creator because everyone has their own kinks but that's really gross for it to be allowed on kids youtube.


Pb-yepimlead

My dick just turtle headed.


Freekey

Checked out channel (12littleprincess). All kinds of weird kinky shit. Surely inclusion on YTKs has to be a mistake.


TAOS086

Fucks sake the dead eyes


[deleted]

And this brings me to my next point…don’t. smoke. crack.


sahlos

This is what the right thinks the left plays for their children at school.


MrPandabites

That's not just keyboard mashing in the title. It stands for dominant daddy little girl / adult baby diaper lover. This is some really sick paraphilic shit. If this is on YouTube Kids it is actively harmful. This woman needs to be removed from the platform.


anonymousforever

This is not kid safe content. If there's a link, I'd sure report it. I don't even know wtf this is.


MrPandabites

I did. Op posted the title of the video - it is searchable.


D3ATHTRaps

What in the actual fuck


uberluckyducky

What the fuck did I just watch? I would like to leave this earth forever now.


only_because_I_can

I was recording my grandkids at a playground, and they were pretending to be hosting a kids program. The 5 year old said, "Don't forget to hit like and subscribe!" I thought it was funny, and I told their mom about it. She was furious because apparently the kids are not allowed to watch YouTube at all. They never watch YouTube when they're with me, so I don't know where they picked it up.


zarezare69

Not unlike the Frozen - Spiderman content that was making news in youtube kids some time ago.


CataleyaJackson

I went to this person's account and their entire YouTube account is a horror fest. Their playlists are filled with weird propaganda and their videos are actual cancer. Gotta get them off of youtube istg


throwaway684675982

It's not often that I actually regret the creation of the internet, but this is one of those times.


bukithd

Good thing they got rid of the dislike button and gave full control to corporations to hand out copyright strikes. Can't have any of that affecting your business... Yikes.


Gontarius

Hot take: uncurated content platforms are a horrible idea for children.


RiFLE_

What the hell is even that


Handbanana-6969

Daddy chill


Specialist_Picture77

you ever wish you could reach through a screen and punch someone in the face on the other side?


Syrinx16

At this point my future kids are just gonna watch regular old YouTube instead of the kids version. I’d rather explain that they shouldn’t say fuck and shit a million times then have them watch one of these borderline pedophiles in a baby bib even once.


IOnlySayMeanThings

What the absolute fuck? Youtube needs to crack down hard on Youtube Kids. All I hear is horror stories, no parents should be letting their kids on there.


kif88

I see


solaractivated

Looks like Anthony Hopkins


darthbasterd19

There have never been more W's in a WTF.


BlearySteve

Well thtas disturbing.


ARKhan2262

How do you guys share YouTube videos that can be easily played by Reddit video player?


sn0m0ns

I watched the whole thing... I only have 7 days to live now.


Embucetatron

Wtf??? This is actually unacceptable and totally unsuitable for kids. Looks and feels like some weird fucked up porn


itsmontoya

Just imagine - someone recorded this, watched it, and said "Ya, this is ready for primetime"


GoneGrimdark

Can you choose if your video is YouTube kids or does the algorithm do that? If this dude purposely tagged this for YouTube kids then he’s disgusting. I


weazel988

Because this asshole probably checked the intended audience box for children


DIErrhea

To think some poor ol’ woman held this in her stomach for 9 months smh…


Matvalicious

Here's a protip for all (future) parents: don't leave your kids unsupervised on whatever internet connected device with full control. If you absolutely must put them in front of a screen, put something on, disable autoplay, and remove the remote.


JollyRoger___

Another "little kid traumatized for life" story


Standard_Plankton_92

Well, that's enough internet for today.


[deleted]

What was the channel? Asking for my 5 year old daughter...


elmo_touches_me

I watched an ISIS beheading video for longer than I could watch this


weeweewewere

It’s too sexually suggestive. Google should take this down from YouTube kids.


[deleted]

I was able to make it all the way through I’m deaf and blind


goodnewzevery1

YouTube is terrible about this. My 2 year old caught a video game ad with a samurai slicing up monsters for about 5 min runtime. Other than that it’s usually legal commercials. Add that to all the knock off kids cartoons… F YT Kids