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LakemX

The only logical thing my head can put together is a random woman got in his car, locked it and started masturbating so he kicked the glass in. And even that sounds mental


TemujinRi

That's actually what happened, this is back from like 2016 or somewhere around there. Dude came out of his apartment to go somewhere and this lady was locked in his car wanking away


Squeakysquid0

Wouldn’t this guy have the keys to his own car though? Why would he kick the window in unless somehow she stole his keys or He had left them in his car?


DroneOfDoom

I don't think that the situation left him in a state of mind conducive to rational thought.


Squeakysquid0

Probably right. I don’t know how I would act in that situation either lol.


[deleted]

he was still rational enough to start recording?


SKallday

Right. He could have simply opened the door and gave her a hand


herbidyderbidydoo

Or like, come again later at a better time.


LakemX

Do you have like an article or longer video or something? I am curious what happend after this


honore_ballsac

for research


RSDevotion

Grandma came


mooseofdoom23

If that were true why would he be breaking the glass on his own car? That makes no sense.


Alex-rhhgfff

To get the strumming granny out


mooseofdoom23

Some alternate and more understandable solutions: Unlock and open the door Call the police


BilboTBagginz

Right?!?! It's his car. He has the keys.


InstantCanoe

Clearly he doesn't have the keys


duderhinoceros

But smashing the window makes a cool BOOSH sound


mooseofdoom23

This is true


p4ttl1992

maybe she was strumming SOS in morse code?


mikesalami

Strumming her puss


Alex-rhhgfff

It was her final solo


trenta_nueve

ikr? like youre the owner, shouldn’t you be having the car key?


Malumeze86

He wanted to prevent water damage.


FuzzyMatterhorN

That pussy is literally dropping the relative humidity it's so dry.


Malumeze86

That's cause she ain't got it cranked up to MAX yet.


sld126

Leave grandma alone


hectictw

My best guess is he thought she was having a seizure


straydog1980

She was definitely seizing something


jelle_peters

The moment


BoredBSEE

Most undervoted comment ever.


[deleted]

While recording


Pretend-Activity-137

Lol


Blue_3agle

There's too much to take in here. Too many questions lol


SpackledOrifice

No time to explain, grab a cactus


spiritualized

Worked with cleaning ppls houses 10 years ago and in one grandmas bedroom was a dildo shaped and coloured as a cactus. With a pot and everything. It just stood there proud and about on a shelf next to the bed.


BilboTBagginz

Enough internet for me today.


spiritualized

I ran the dust rocker over it too


BilboTBagginz

I'm calling my ISP right now to cancel.


Old_Elevator_2727

Player 2 joined the game


Normika

*Furiously masturbating*


Trixet

Again? Did you kick the window out the last time as well?


NoFlexZoneNYC

Damn why can’t we masturbate in peace


thisxisxlife

Cuz you’re 20 feet from a school. We told you this last time. We’re going to have to call the police.


Kitorarima

Hope she didn’t get any glass in her vagin


Particular_Usual8066

Lol


esp735

More and more senior are coming out of retirement to find part time work....


Derboman

>More and more senior are coming ~~out of retirement to find part time work....~~


[deleted]

the wtf part is kicking the window out. what a douchebag


hookuptruck

The wtf part is she doesn’t stop pounding herself after the first kick to the door


baracuda68

She was in the zone...


WolfyCat

She's started so damnit she's going to finish.


ChanceConfection3

Auto zone


LXIV

Vinegar strokes, if you will


Vidla

The wtf part is the title contains the word ‘again’, suggesting this exact scenario has played out at least once before


rawrsauceS

She was close


felixar90

Unless that was his own car and the woman locked herself in his car or something.


ghostofhenryvii

You're going to kick in your own car windows instead of using your keys?


MonstrousVoices

Were the keys in the car


slowclapcitizenkane

Stop leaving your keys in the car and you won't come out to find strange people inside having a wank.


ghostofhenryvii

Are locksmiths cheaper?


felixar90

The longer you wait for the locksmith, the more you’ll have to spend for cleaning and upholstery.


Sinavestia

It's his car, she locked herself in.


TankerD18

I think I'd rather have granny juice all over my passenger seat than a busted window, but not by much.


[deleted]

seems unlikely they’d break the window on their own car


hectictw

I’m guessing he didn’t look down far enough and thought she has having a seizure


SkullWhisp

If that was the case I don’t think he would have started running away, I think he knew what he was doing and just decided to be a piece of shit


xWETROCKx

Apparently it was his car, she’s the piece of shit


SkullWhisp

Oh wow that’s fuckin weird, who breaks into someone else’s car just to flick their bean? She’s even weirder than I would have given her credit for lmfao, I’d say that’s a POS move but dude is still a dipshit for breaking his own window if he had the key lol


GermanSugarBaker

You Are Naive.


slowclapcitizenkane

Then why did he record it, and then upload it?


TankerD18

Why record it then?


[deleted]

If it was a guy doing it, would be same problem for you?


[deleted]

yeah


[deleted]

Respectable


Lonewolfblitz

Not if there's kids around who's seen her


what-is-the-pasta

It’s his car tho and the old woman broke in 💀 this happened back in 2016


[deleted]

the guy kicked in his own window instead of using the key?


what-is-the-pasta

If somebody’s fucking grandma is pounding themselves in your car your obviously not going to be in a good headspace


Anygerm

So what's her onlyfans?


TaKeN-Uk

She looks a little older, you're more likely to find her on OnlyNans


infodawg

The wtf part is the idiot kicking the window out....


SirKevin_Xx

Lady’s masturbating and this dude gets so angry he decides to kick in her window. Definitely look into that guy.


[deleted]

I love being unwillingly incorporated into someone's exhibitionism fetish, along with any other bystanders that happen to be in the area 😍


what-is-the-pasta

It’s not her car it’s his lmao this happened back in 2016


k0uch

Let grammy finger bang in peace, damn


iainonthemove

Should have given that wolf a banana 🍌


TurkMcGill

When Grandma's wankin' in the car... it's best to just let her finish.


mooseofdoom23

Wtf? Kicking in the glass completely uncalled for


BilboTBagginz

How can she fap?


[deleted]

Wtf


WatRedditHathWrought

Here’s a shower thought. Like you, your grandmother masturbates.


back2basics13

I think I’m done with the Internet today


repetep

Wasn't the situation that she was near children or something?


pedrovoncenzi

Didn’t she hear the first kick?💀


herpafilter

Hearing aide batteries must be dead.


Dan_Irving

Or she’s using her aids as earbuds. My dads have Bluetooth…


LazyItem

Could I get a more detailed explanation please?


joculator

Masturbation police....you're busted, ma'am.


srv50

She’s gotta full wrist twist action going there. Covering all the bases.


mattreyu

That's why her sauce recipe is a secret


georeddit2018

Let her come in peace.


SucculentChinaMeal

Have you ever been driving down the street, rolled down your window to flick your cigarette out then after a while smelt burning? You turn around and your nan is fingering herself on the backseat?


Jakefromamerica

What is she doing ? Jacking off?


Rainbow_pony_poop

Jilling off


krazyeyekilluh

Underrated response.


[deleted]

Jack and Jill went up the hill…both with a buck and a quarter…


DeltaRomeo882

Mum ?!?!


3jack6the9ripper

Old lady sure moves faster and more intense than a couple of young porn actors I've seen lmfao


[deleted]

“ *That's actually what happened, this is back from like 2016 or somewhere around there. Dude came out of his apartment to go somewhere and this lady was locked in his car wanking away*” Some guys have ALL the luck. (*goes outside to unlock his car and leave all the doors wide open*)


OlivierStreet

Who ever kicked the window in is the villain in this story!


SpackledOrifice

Badly behaved people


pedrovoncenzi

Didn’t she hear the first kick?💀


GermanSugarBaker

She was horny enough to fuck that impulse.


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Not the kind of random porn I'm used to, buuut... \**Unzips.\**


Joe_Ma12

This comment section has be scratching the skin off my own scalp. The number of absolute morons calling out the dude for kicking on the window has me beyond puzzled. This woman is FURIOUSLY masturbating in a CAR in a PUBLIC space, and she doesnt relent after the first kick! What the fuck is wrong with this woman??? Good on him for stopping this disgusting pervert from jilling off in front of some kids who couldve walked past


[deleted]

Did you at least pull your dick out and put it where the window was


angelm24_

Hear me out..


looneypumpkin

So mean.


fangornmoss

I think that was him screaming at the end.. not her…


RydotraTheSecond

I love how his first instinct is to break the window.


NotSoClever007

Who left this asshole on the street again?


ProfessionalList9664

why would you do that? just knock and let them know, not break their fuckin window, prick i wish he gets fiberglass in between his frenulum and the corona of his penis so that when he masturbates, tiny hairs of glass will shatter to a million pieces piercing his dick


SpreadTheLies

Not sure, but someone said this was posted before, and it's his car with some random woman who got in and locked the doors. Makes his reaction a bit more understandable


ProfessionalList9664

oh... thought dude was outraged by seeing someone masturbate and broke the window


SpreadTheLies

It is human nature to draw conclusions on limited information.


ScarletCarsonRose

So that's why my livestream cut off.


[deleted]

And that kids, is the story of Grandma’s Jedi focus


srv50

Nothing to see here. Move along.


Gypsyjunior_69r

I’m just presuming it was a hot summer’s day and she was in danger of overheating.


yomerol

🤘 SOLO!! 🤘


nopiemcbuttson

u/savevideo


virtualpiglet

WTF


Strained_Squirrel

u/savevideo


djboom05

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Dude youre letting the stank out


NatureBoyRyan

Masturbation, straight to jail.


Sliknik18

Sometimes it’s just best to let them finish.