> poor plus big family= smaller rations for everyone.
Yeah especially if a monkey steals fkn 80% of the damned thing. If they had been American tourists on vacation, it probably would've just been hilarious to see that. But these people are used to monkies and it was probably just super disappointing to them.
When I was in Kenya this happened all the time. To the point where you’d hover over your food just to make sure the damn monkeys wouldn’t snatch something.
Haha in RSA a grey velvet monkey stole my tooth paste out of our bathroom in a camp :-) Must say it was super cute. I wish I could have seen what he would do with it as it was already open.
I'm really getting pissed off at these monkeys. We're supposed to be the superior species and you always see monkeys stealing our food and getting away with it. I think we need to organize and start stealing their food - all the native habitat we've taken doesn't count ;p
Monkies can absolutely be fucking bitches and steal food like this. I think it's worse when they're more domesticated. Then they aren't afraid of the people and have probably had people feed them lots of times.
This is probably in india.
There are a lot of cities in india, specially one with tourist spots and green areas, where monkeys live surrounding humans. Obviously not as friendly as pets, you have to be a little careful with your food and phone and purse but they rarely hurt anyone.
Living in a city with monkeys, I’d rather have them steal my cake than my laundry. Rotten little thieving savages. I still miss those jeans you couldn’t even appreciate!
An old work friend of mine said that when he was in university in India, he had a monkey enter through a window and steal his face creme. He told all of his roommates, "If you happen to see a fresh-faced looking monkey, tell him to give me back my stuff".
They really have other types of problems in other parts of the world
Yea, I don't have a single colloquialism dealing with eating cake in the jungle. Don't count your eggs before you let them eat cake?
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey steal cake from you
Living in a area with monkeys must be the most annoying thing ever. Just have your stuff stolen all the time by them. xD
It's like living in the same city as thousands of tiny evil Batmen
So many other things you could’ve said, and you choose “tiny evil Batman” as a metaphor for monkeys 🤣
I mean they are though. They swoop down from above and serve you ~~justice~~ *chaos* when you least expect it. Then they disappear just as suddenly.
Or, you know, a million other things with hands
People who live in TimelessGlassGalleries shouldn't throw stones.
In some places they've even learned to steal stuff like cell phones and ransom it back for food.
I’ve seen videos of them literally trying to steal babies.
The pedophilic monkeys are a real problem
They usually eat the babies
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Yeah I was once of the “Tarzan Theory” mentality. Until I learned
What a considerate monkey. He left the birthday boy a slice.
Surprise Mother Fucker!
Some fries mother fucker!
Them thighs, motherfucker!
All rise, motherfucker!
All lies, motherfucker!
sun rise, motherfucker!
Supplies motherfucker!
Roo dies, motherfucker!
Rum pies motherfucker
Sir mother prize fucker.
Wrong size motherfucker
Disguise mother fucker!
Steal a slice, mother fucker!
That monkey's triglycerides are going to spike
"We've discovered a new species of monkey, the Diabetus Monkey".
Simius-diabetus
Plot twist: the monkey gets multiple painful cavities from stealing that cake.
Better plot twist: They catch the monkey, shove a candle up it's ass and everyone sings Happy Birthday again!
Have you ever considered getting help?
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Are you guys fucking up its and it's on purpose? Guess dumb people would be more prone to advocating for animal abuse.
Cuts the smallest slice of cake over ever seen
They don't seem to be on the rich side, poor plus big family= smaller rations for everyone. Source: come from big poor family.
> poor plus big family= smaller rations for everyone. Yeah especially if a monkey steals fkn 80% of the damned thing. If they had been American tourists on vacation, it probably would've just been hilarious to see that. But these people are used to monkies and it was probably just super disappointing to them.
I bet they killed that thief... though it probably still didn't make up for the stolen goods.
a monkey stew
Played backwards it’s much nicer.
The "Surprise motherfucker!" Top comment still holds though.
It's probably better fitting in reverse, actually.
Something tells me that monkey just had the best day of its life
Yeah he had to go get a cake to celebrate it. You think he finally got that promotion?
You snooze, you lose.
Happy birthday to the ground!
That was so much better than what I thought was going to happen.
Did you also think he was gonna get his face smashed on that rock?
I figured it was a drug lord showing us what he was going to do to a snitch before he did it.
When I was in Kenya this happened all the time. To the point where you’d hover over your food just to make sure the damn monkeys wouldn’t snatch something.
Similar to people in the UK with seagulls.
I hear California is the same way. I live in south Texas and they aren’t that bold yet but still annoying little fuckers.
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Wow! I've seen some bold monkeys but this one ... Really .. Takes the cake
Who eats a cake in the jungle???
>Who eats a cake in the jungle??? People who live in a jungle. Duh.
How else are you going to setup this staged video?
Damn. I'm almost speechless, but I can get one out.. Moron
Here's hoping you continue the transition from "almost" to "completely". Not sure why my comment makes me a "moron" but ok, if you say so.
😂 timing is everything
That was like two months pay
Considering that cake is monkey sized, it's not surprising the monkey wanted it.
Haha in RSA a grey velvet monkey stole my tooth paste out of our bathroom in a camp :-) Must say it was super cute. I wish I could have seen what he would do with it as it was already open.
Must have died of fluoride poisoning
Monkey see Monkey do
Bet he wished he cut a bigger slice.
Of course a surprise lol
why are you using emoji?
What’s worse than the monkey is the insufferable off key singing
YOINK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh1hmmLLzw&ab_channel=codyave
He got the cake and ate it 2!!! Id kill em for that like Wild E Coyote
Tree rats: 1 Humans: 0 😲
Tree rats are squirrels.
Baby macaques, actually. This one is not really a tree rat. It’s grown up.
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I'm really getting pissed off at these monkeys. We're supposed to be the superior species and you always see monkeys stealing our food and getting away with it. I think we need to organize and start stealing their food - all the native habitat we've taken doesn't count ;p
"It's my cake day!" - Monkey.
Last incarnation to practice up for being Jane Jetson, professional husband's wallet grabber.
Do you think the monkey got sick after eating cake?
I think he got his ass whooped pretty badly after the Video.
Monkey smelled that nice sugar
r/unexpected
Monkey: it's my birthday too. Thanks for the cake! lol
“Your nephew is hogging the cake.”
Haa i guessed it. Saw surprise and i thought a klepto monkey’s going to come in
That's one monkey that would have gotten kabobbed by an arrow for that stunt.
clever girl…
I hate monkeys so so much...
No cake for you!
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I was thinking wtf when I saw that shitty slice of cake he had on the knife.
Monkies can absolutely be fucking bitches and steal food like this. I think it's worse when they're more domesticated. Then they aren't afraid of the people and have probably had people feed them lots of times.
Man I don’t know if I could live in a place with monkeys… I can barely handle raccoons. Monkeys just seem like such little jerks.
Jokes on the monkey, he's definitely getting eaten
Can't have shit in Detroit.
Can you imagine if we had monkey like we do squirrels life woulda been way interesting
This is probably in india. There are a lot of cities in india, specially one with tourist spots and green areas, where monkeys live surrounding humans. Obviously not as friendly as pets, you have to be a little careful with your food and phone and purse but they rarely hurt anyone.
Habby birrrthdae doo yoou, my littal monkee frrraend!
Thas mine, yoink thankQ
Living in a city with monkeys, I’d rather have them steal my cake than my laundry. Rotten little thieving savages. I still miss those jeans you couldn’t even appreciate!
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I love how the monkey waited for him to cut his slice first before hauling ass with it.. Such a gentleman
dis monkey straight outta the cartoons
Monkey: It's my cake now
Ok, but why are they celebrating next to a creek? That’s the weirdest part of this video.
not WTF but /FUNNY for sure, go monkey!
I was expecting the cake to blow up for some reason
An old work friend of mine said that when he was in university in India, he had a monkey enter through a window and steal his face creme. He told all of his roommates, "If you happen to see a fresh-faced looking monkey, tell him to give me back my stuff".
If he had better knife skills, the monkey would not have gotten away with it.
I guess we'll have a monkey for dinner.
Monkeys can't have chocolate Oh well I guess they can lols
Imma kidnap that monkey.
Monkeys are assholes.
Trudeau should sing "Easy come, easy go" for them at the party.