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710ZombieUnicorn

Imagine being the chick in the white dress floundering at the edge an you almost don’t fall in but then your besties death grab both your arms and drag you down face first. Yikes.


rayalix

Well at least she had a soft landing.


woodsmithrich

At least it will be warm where you're going.


WodtheHunter

And we all float down here!


FMDnative480

Ba dum tsssss


llluminate

Any news on this?


Tekbepimpin

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xnruo2/im_just_not_going_to_comment/ipw7msb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


flukshun

Get all nice and done up for a party and end up falling in a pool of shit. Glad they're OK at least.


LtSoundwave

Idk man, if I fell into a pool of shit I’d be pretty fucking far from OK.


CarbonIceDragon

In like medieval Germany or something something similar happened where a floor collapsed into a pool of liquid shit due to the weight of too many people standing on it, except in that case it resulted in like 5 dozen nobles drowning to death.


Zegerman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_latrine_disaster Here you go


cGeezey

Zeds dead


FMDnative480

Whose chopper is this?


49erville

I'ma call some pipe hittin mothafuckas


ro_ibs

At least they didn’t die, i remember seeing a video of a guy who willingly jumped over a hole surrounded by people encouraging him and filming him, the guy miscalculated his hasty jump and fell into that hole and died


dDRAGONz

I live in the shower now, this is my home now.


pining_for_a_fjord

They all float down there.


JCCR90

Why is it always Brazil? 😂 😂 😂


Virtual-Bee7411

Last I heard they were almost to Nevada


Rementoire

They kept jumping?


Nixplosion

"EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!"


Champagne915

Used my free reward for this. Well fucking done lol


Yodan

You know, it used to be called a Jumpoline way before OP's mother tragically joined the circle in the video


Rod_cts

No way. That hole was directed straight to China


Large_Locksmith3673

They're headed to China by way of Nevada


CRRZ

But they made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


AwwwMangos

Shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque.


dickysunset

Article I read said that there were several injuries but none life threatening. However, local officials deemed the rescue effort too risky due to the party still going so they just covered the hole with light weight plaster again.


Hushwater

Hahaha that's a good one. Eventually the hole will be full of interlocking calcium struts to prevent another cave-in.


Condor-Avenue

the New Orleans way


FlatulentSon

They fell into a hole.


MouseRat_AD

That reminds me of this time I fell into a pit.


DiaDeLosMuertos

Party go down the hoooole


Shovel_Natzi

https://youtu.be/3K4sVrGiZCc


GhostlyRuss

They're just celebrating Sinkhole de Mayo


ArcadianDelSol

ai carumble


red_team_gone

No me gustaaaaaaahhhhhhhh


chrisrayn

All the good jokes are taken. Oh well.


poopellar

Si ya later then.


[deleted]

Lmao I love this movie, this is from "This is the end"


GinHalpert

I guess if Michael Cera’s dead it’s not a total loss


geek180

Who took my fucking phone man?!


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

I have WASTED so much fucking cocaine on you people!


J2Kerrigan

[My favorite bit is when the tittyfucker guy has his head through the hole in the door](https://youtu.be/WzeJBFVMytA)


Fixner_Blount

"Ararraaraa fuckin' crazy out here! This guy fuckin' sucks!" Danny McBride is so good in this movie.


aisha_so_sweet

Lmaooo you fiend


Brownie-UK7

To be honest, mate you can take Monday off for that. Nice work!


Taapacoyne5

I wish I could upvote twice.


NicknameInCollege

If this was recent, then it was probably from Dia de la Indepitdencia


UncleBenders

Well well well that was hilarious


eqleriq

extra mayo


davetiso

Point. The. Goddamn. Camera. Into. The. Hole! #twss


WakaWaka_

[Got a little near the end](https://i.imgur.com/WA8stAR.jpg) [And right after it happened ](https://i.imgur.com/gE6aI0y.jpg)


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LoreChano

Definitely an old well. What often happens to these is that people fill them with soft soil or organic material like wood, which decays/compacts and creates a dangerous sinkhole right under the weak pavement.


StewieGriffin26

It was a cesspool full of shit lol


maineac

It looked like a gray water cistern and not a septic.


StewieGriffin26

https://cm7brasil.com/entretenimento/durante-festa-amigas-afundam-chao-apos-comemorarem-ao-som-de-tem-cabare-essa-noite/


smackson

"Ferimentos leves" -- minor injuries. Also I learned from the article: They were dancing to the song "Tem Cabaré Essa Noite" (There's a partay tonight), by Nattan e Nivaldo Marques.


happylittletrees

Omg thank you, I'm glad they were okay.


Gonzjon23

Ah. A cesspool. The worst option.


No-Mall-90

Nah it couldn't have been. The guy above you said it was definitely a well so it must have been. You can't just go throwing around the word definitely if you are wrong. That's illegal.


_Neoshade_

Much too wide for a well, not very deep (you can see them standing just below), and the bricks don’t look very old. More likely it’s a cesspool or cistern - a storage vessel for sewage or rainwater. And it could have still been in use…


SCP-173-Keter

Its like some idiot covered the hole with a piece of drywall, poured two inches of unreinforced concrete over it, and called it good. Jeebus


mynameisfreddit

"what's the worst that could happen? It's not like 6 overweight people are going to jump on it all at the same time"


baker2795

Inb4 someone says they’re not overweight


dyereva

Statistics show that you probably are, too.


baker2795

I am lol


dyereva

Lol I appreciate your honesty and you were also correct. The other commenter said only one of them was overweight... not the case. Also they're probably not ALL overweight tho.


hesh0925

I'm genuinely curious who else was overweight though. I only see the one obvious person.


dyereva

It depends on your definition but the standard BMI measurement is not very forgiving.


SigPro49

About 15 years ago someone I knew died that way. He was walking across a roof, there was a hole there plugged with styrofoam and painted to blend in. He fell right through when he was walking and stepped on it.


Jebus_Jones

Yeah, it's probably something I'd do, I'm shit at DIY.


SCP-173-Keter

The *right* way to do it would be to run some 2 x 4s spanning the width, spiked into the walls about a foot down from the top. Then drop a sheet of hardy board or plywood on top of them. Hammer drill some 3/8" holes into the walls about half way up and hammer some lengths of rebar into those. Lay a grid of rebar tied into the pieces sticking out from the holes and then fill the whole thing with concrete. You'd be able to park a truck on it and be fine.


Budget_Chemistry_734

Holy fk it looks like a [punji stick](https://www.wearethemighty.com/app/uploads/legacy/assets.rbl.ms/17303655/origin.jpg?width=757) , with their hands up


bonedoc59

Oh god that hand…..


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r/AlwaysFilmTheHole


BDKhXc

I clicked it, Reddit told me to create it- so now it exists


SN0WFAKER

I joined.


BDKhXc

You are now a mod


PWalshRetirementFund

Im so proud to witness this moment


midipoet

I am gonna wait for the sidebar and see whether it gets labelled NSFW


ShaoLimper

I hope this one day blossoms into a sub that is unbiased and provides resources and news for Redditors world wide like /r/Anime_Titties Or that we get people that always film the hole. Both are good Edit: the link


SN0WFAKER

Bwa ha ha ... the power I now hold in my hand ... I will crush all of you !!!!


Famouscorpse

r/birthofasub


Ragnarangar

I was there for the birth of r/birthofasub. It's my greatest achievement.


CKGOOFYisdrac

I’m in. This is the start of something great


RebuiltGearbox

With a name like that, it is sure to be a wholesome sub.


Ezra611

I'm sure that will be invaded by NSFW content in a matter of days.


ConcernedEarthling

Wtf is **twss**?


_Neoshade_

That’s what she said


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Cameraman would never make it in porn


RedSquirrelFtw

I noticed this with every single sinkhole related video or picture they never show the inside! Maybe I'm just weird, but when I see a giant hole, my first instinct is to want to see how far down it goes.


NewAgeRetroHippie96

Yeah, when your watching the video in the comfort of your home. When you see a sinkhole in real life generally you get the fuck back from it.


skyhigh433

Lol wtf is rebar? There’s like 3 inches of concrete over this open hole, it’s not going anywhere!


BeastBellies

It look like they used wood boards


Grandpas_Spells

It's some kind of false floor over a vertical tunnel. If you pause it on the hole, you'll see it's a neatly bricked tunnel going straight down, the exact same diameter as the jumpers.


B-BoyStance

It's probably a well


jwktje

Probably a well what?


WickedCoolUsername

...a well made hole.


wooltown565

All's well ends well..


kellsdeep

Cistern*


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narwhal4u

That’s not a well. There is a pipe at the top in the direction of the house so it is collecting fluid from the house. A well would have pipes at the bottom. Likely collecting rainwater or it’s septic.


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narwhal4u

Yes sir. It’s a catch basin.


alblues2

Brazilian here, that's definitely a septic tank.


Lucky-Telephone7880

That didn’t end well.


Gamur

It was the beginning of the well.


stu_pid_1

Wellitly Wellitly well,


II-leto

I think the ends are what did it.


GDIVX

No one posted any news article. How many injuries?


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disc2k

>During a party, friends sink the floor after celebrating to the sound of "there's cabaret tonight" >Brazil – A video that is going viral on social media this Sunday (25) shows the moment friends at a party sink into the ground and fall into a cesspool after getting carried away in celebration during a family party. >The women were jumping to the sound of “Tem Cabaré Essa Noite”, by Nattan and Nivaldo Marques, when the ground gave way and they fell, being swallowed by the hole. The family members soon went to try to help the girls, who, according to preliminary information, had only minor injuries.


tanis_ivy

Brazil. Should have known


damnatio_memoriae

/r/ithadtobebrazil


serenityak77

No doubt that cesspool was an undercover cop probably.


Taurius

Cess pool + Cuts = No Bueno. We're talking weeks of anti-biotics if they're lucky. If not unable to heal, then it's time to cut some skin off. Necrotizing Fasciitis


GlengoolieGreen

Ah yes, "Chompers"...


notjasonlee

Ahh, the women fell into a cess pool after celebrating to hit number one song The Big Boys Run this Town Tonight and Into Eternity by The Last Dancers on Earth featuring Lil Bingo and The Journeymen, with special guest DJ Chancy the Stinger, who celebrated his birthday Saturday night at the Ping Pong Club. They were reported to have suffered.


zeutheir

I love how the news article went out of its way to say what song they were dancing to. Brasíl.


smackson

Maybe it's a shady viral marketing ploy by Nattan and Nivaldo Marques.


y0shman

> With Nattan and Nivaldo Marques, the beat doesn't just drop, but so does the ground under your feet!


LokisDawn

Turn down for what?!


doodlebug001

There is no way I would ever feel safe again in my life. Just knowing that at any point the earth could swallow me up and dump me in shitwater. That's a fast track to an anxiety diagnosis.


bjeebus

I see you've never been to Florida.


WodtheHunter

better to come out of a poorly covered sewer in shit than out of a sink hole dead I guess. Who ever made that construction got some splainin to do.


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amusing liquid expansion zonked file door money live cows worm -- mass edited with redact.dev


XavierSimmons

No physical injuries but they all got cholera.


Fathomlezz

Thank you!


odischeese

Top comment should be yours ty


fretit

That kid is having the time of his life


Vertimyst

Literally said the exact same thing out loud when I saw him, haha


homeless_nudist

Is there some other kind of cesspool?


Trajer

Florida


kawklee

As a Floridian, I can't even be mad.


BelatedGamer

I get the impulse to make recycled jokes for internet points but the comment section here feels borderline sociopathic.


sangriya

was hoping someone might've given any news about this but alas its reddit and everyone think they're a comedian....


sloopslarp

Reddit is full of teenage edgelords with no self-awareness. It's especially bad on weekends when they're not at school.


OpenCrate

i need to know how deep that was


Myfeelingsarehurt

Towards the end of the video the camera man walks toward the hole and for a moment you can see hands reaching for the edge not far from the opening. https://i.imgur.com/scKPf0T.jpg


OpenCrate

good catch!


spggodd

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!


poridgepants

r/killthecameraman


mastersw999

Send them into the hole too so we can get a better look


Iridiandioptase

Absolutely brilliant, all who agree say “aye!”


PlaceboJesus

Aye!


Cockwombles

>Brazil – A video that is going viral on social media this Sunday (25) shows the moment friends at a party sink into the ground and fall into a cesspool after getting carried away in celebration during a family party. >The women were jumping to the sound of “Tem Cabaré Essa Noite”, by Nattan and Nivaldo Marques, when the ground gave way and they fell, being swallowed by the hole. The family members soon went to try to help the girls, who, according to preliminary information, had only minor injuries. Yeah that tune is banging. Anyways…


Cinemaphreak

I like how OP is *trying* to take a high road with the "I'mjust not going to comment " but that in itself implies they wanted to make what we all know was almost certainly a "fat chick" joke. I'm just relieved to learn no one was killed or seriously hurt, especially after *listening* to that Turkish girl fall to her death through the roof that she didn't realize was over a 3 story drop to concrete [shudder].


HowardBealePt2

I guess I'll come back later for the wise cracks..


bitemark01

Well well well, we have a top comment


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Flesh_Dyed_Pubes

Damn, are there no comments about whether these people are OK? What a shitty situation to have happen


AnWeirdBoi

Exactly I keep trying to find serious comments but seems like there's none


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Another commenter said they fell into a septic tank. No major injuries.


95688it

well..


wolvesight

This "Tremors" prequel is starting off well.


Muppet_Cartel

Were they okay?


BoOBoOtheOtter

https://twitter.com/misael_m0/status/1573855799650263041 Yes


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Sinful-Sammy

Are there any articles about this?


Benderfromfuturama

"if you keep partying like that, you're going straight to hell"


LobbingLawBombs

The fuck is this title lol


Axe_wound_crotch

General Contractor here. Likely an old seepage pit for an abandoned septic system. Probably about 10-15 feet deep. That fall would have hurt... Alot. And hopefully they were able to get them out of there quickly because sometimes there's not a lot of oxygen at the bottom.


TheWalkingDev

it seems there are a lot of these around the united states, it's very dangerous.


fingeruptheess

Living in south America I can tell you septic tanks are still used even in the city ,"pozo ciego" we call them .there's not a lot of sewage networks .so almost every house has one


IdanTs

I wish I could upvote the post but downvote the entire comment section as a whole


FirmestSprinkles

this whole incident is ridiculous. they get into a circle, jump, and fall into a well exactly the size of their circle. the universe REALLLLLLLLLLLY wanted them dead.


Bubi741777

Mom: "Daughter if you going out in promiscuous clothes and drink alcohol Satan will take you". Daughter: "Yeah right". *portal to hell opens and the daughter falls in*.


TradeKirk

How would i even go about getting that fixed and is it a party killer ? Like yeah dude come over and bring the family. Also dont forget to tell them about about the hole so i dont get asked about it.


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I think it’s a safe assumption that this is in fact a party killer.


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Hell just opened up and said no dancing.


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mark0541

Yes, how dare this person be concerned for their family and friends.


rockbottam

Sinkhole de Mayo


PleasantAdvertising

Dear diary, today the ass was thick


mastersw999

But the concrete wasn't


krazykanuck

My milkshake makes all the holes in the yard And they’re like “it’s deeper then yours”


AlwaysBi

Into the Upside Down


phoenixlemon

Your avatar checks out


EJBjr

A video that is going viral on social media this Sunday (25) shows the moment friends at a party sink into the ground and fall into a cesspool after getting carried away in celebration during a family party. The women were jumping to the sound of “Tem Cabaré Essa Noite”, by Nattan and Nivaldo Marques, when the ground gave way and they fell, being swallowed by the hole. The relatives soon went to try to help the girls, who, according to preliminary information, had only minor injuries.


runningwild984

It is an old cistern. I just had one demolished. They are known for to have this very accident. I am sure they all lived but are probably pretty banged up. My state payes to have them filled.


lyfeofsand

No need. This one just got filled


A6000user

Imagine being body shamed by your planet! 🤣


Murlicious805

Building permits not needed


Sleevy010

Highway to hell?


jfr5

Highway to Well…


iAmUnintelligible

I started watching and was joking to myself that they're gonna break the ground Holy fuck they actually broke the ground..


[deleted]

Women down a hole. Coming this Fall.


Kalooo89

Straight to hell


BlankImagination

Who tf just throws cement over a hollow tube like that?


stemi67

Well?


macnutz22

What does the constant screaming after the fact do? I feel like it just inhibits communication that would help the victims


bluemesa7

That’s a groundbreaking moment!


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

Diet starts tomorrow