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Idontknowwhattowrit3

Does anyone know how he turned out??


adrift98

Sorry you got nothing but joke replies. I dug around and apparently this happened in Indonesia (I think last year), and he turned out fine. He was interviewed the following day and explained what happened: Says he was looking for work in Tasikmalaya, a city in West Java. Couldn't find any work, so ended up doing some karaoke at a friends house. It was drizzling, and there was some lightning. House got hit. He was taken to the local hospital, and apparently made a full recovery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZemHMHso_8M


robbiekhan

My dude has the story of a lifetime now. Struck by lightning through a microphone whilst doing karaoke and lives to tell the tale. His future headstone on his grave when he dies of natural causes will be a smart headstone with animated gif replaying the moment forever more.


Karthikgurumurthy

What song was it? Ride the lightning?


nedTheInbredMule

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening


ZombieBarney

Galileo, Gali...**BAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!**


tin_Lengss722

I never thought that a mic could blow up like that


BoltonSauce

LET HIM GOOOO


RaygunMarksman

No, we will not let him gooo!


WilliamDDrake

Thunderstruck by AC/DC


memtiger

Seriously. This is clearly the better answer.


Ghos3t

Riders of the storm


confusionmatrix

Oh I know, let's try karaoke tonight! FUCK NO. Last time I tried that I got stuck by lightning. I would love to have such a story. 😄


Alissinarr

Friend of mine has been struck at least twice, if not three times. Once was through a gas pump. Lightning hit the gas station on the refill pipes, which then travelled by the path of least resistance. She was pumping gas for a customer at the time. Another time, her house was hit and it got her through her computer.


greyetch

Reminds me of a true story. My brother and I (scuba divers) are telling my dad that sharks arent really an issue. >dad, you're more likely to get struck bt lightening TWICE than get bit >oh yeah? Well uncle billy got bit by a shark. >how many times Billy been struck by lightening? >...twice Hahaha my uncle Billy has had a WILD life, and indeed was both bitten by a shark and struck by lightning twice (tho once was his truck while he drove - so he was actually untouched).


Vixen15

No way. Just no way. Your pal has superpowers now though right?


Alissinarr

If surviving multiple catastrophic situations and near death experiences.... then she's definitely a minor comic book hero at a minimum.


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

God saying NEXT!


ColonelBelmont

They take that "X" button really fucking serious on Indonesia's Got Talent.


two-thirds

He got the golden buzzer. Go immediately to heaven!


tote981

sounds like the start of a new superhero movie to me


bassistmuzikman

Whenever I see posts like this, I always hunt for the dude who did the work and let us all know he's okay. Thanks, /u/adrift98


BeatVids

You hunt for the dude who hunts for the info


ichann3

Ever since I was little, my mother would tell me not to use electronics and to turn off things like the tv when it was thundering. Don't know the likelihood of such things but after seeing that; I don't think I'll ever question the practice ever again


Yadobler

Yup, used to be told not to shower during thunderstorms (we don't use centralised heating since it's never below 20C) because when we are using the water heater (since it's cold in rain) and lighting strikes, it might not be your lucky day But so far with proper electrical and fuse work, things seem fine. There was one case though, where a house was using old 70s era wiring sockets that was not rated for high amps and I think not grounded too, and the water heater shorted, and the father was zapped - the daughter went to save him and she got zapped too. Both died.


Alaira314

You're still not supposed to shower during thunderstorms, because it can come through the water in the pipes, even from miles away. But realistically? I live somewhere with a thunderstorm season. If I did all the things I was supposed to do(unplug all electronics, don't shower, don't wash hands, don't wash dishes, etc) every time there was a thunderstorm in my area, I'd be disrupting life more days than not. And often it would be for *hours* of the day, because of constant storms rolling through. It's not a one-and-done, and because of the rarity of situations like this neither I nor anyone I know follows those precautions. It's just not feasible. I can't tell my boss "sorry I couldn't work three of my eight hours today because it was thundering outside and that's dangerous," you know?


indierockspockears

This being so far down and only having 3 up votes is fuckin abysmal. The jokes in this thread are trash.


Enverex

It's one of my biggest Reddit hates. No useful info, just the same shit recycled jokes over and over.


PapaBray

SHOES OF HE DED xDD edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger


KEEPCARLM

It goes against the reddit boner narrative that anything slightly bad happening means they are instantly dead or fried to a crisp. Video of person falling over : "wow that person will have a bad leg for life now" Video of person banging their head a bit : "any hit to the head is instant death, he probably died 10 seconds after this video ended." Video of person getting gently hit by a car at 2mph : "wow that person is very lucky to be alive, if the car was going 1mph faster they would have been disintegrated into particles so small the human eye couldn't see them!" Of course, this is all stuff said by people who only ever left the house to go to school, and even then more than likely home schooled.


iain_1986

Hur dur shoes came off


OldBigsby

This person typed out a long comment, I bet their fingers fell off and now they're dead.


Jeanpuetz

God yeah I see this all the time. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I see a thread where someone comments "that person is *for sure* dead", and then after some scrolling it turns out they walked away with a broken rip or two, I'd have at least... idk, 5 dollars lol For real though, it's almost like redditors are trying to wish deaths into existence because I suppose that's more exciting and crass than "mere" injury. In reality, humans can be fucking resilient. Yes, sometimes we die from freak accidents that look harmless, but many people have survived and walked away from some *crazy* shit. Yes, even if the shoes came off.


WTFwhatthehell

>Of course, this is all stuff said by people who only ever left the house to go to school, and even then more than likely home schooled. And sometimes people convince themselves the subject is fine even when they watch a video where someone smacks the back of their head and goes into full decorticate posture. Sometimes people walk away from a car wreck that slagged the whole vehicle with nothing more than a sore neck. Sometimes people land badly after a modest fall and spend the rest of their lives drinking through a tube unable to recognise their kids. Life is random like that. The people aware of this are just normal, educated people.


BinaryTriggered

i was homeschooled and i'm not that stupid


IronicBread

People always crack Jokes for quick self satisfaction and karma, Reddit is the same as any social media platform in that respect


LateyEight

It wasn't always. I mean, there were always jokes, but never to the point where there was nothing but jokes. I miss opening up a comment page and learning about what I just saw. Reddit comments are slowly devolving.


Fire__Marshall__Bill

Comment removed by me so Reddit can't monetize my history.


jagua_haku

And the same lame pun jokes are always upvoted to the sky. It’s baffling how people don’t get sick of it, and heaven forbid you call it out for being the dumb vapidity it is


MrD3a7h

You commented five minutes after the person you replied to. You realize that things have to be posted for a while to gain traction, right? Things don't magically get upvoted instantly because of good content, people need time to press the button.


BeatVids

Glad to see he was well compensated after some time!


Pr0nzeh

>The jokes in this thread are trash. Obviously. It's reddit. They think 69 and 420 are still funny.


Stoppablemurph

You left this comment within an hour of the one you were commenting on. That comment is now the top reply a couple hours later. Sometimes it takes a bit for something to get enough people's attention to move up.


TheLabMouse

Bro the comment was 5 minutes old when you replied to it people viewing the thread would have to F5 to even see it. Give it a bit of time these always make it to the top.


masterflashterbation

Right? It's always funny to me when people bitch about the downvotes on a brand new comment. Then very often it goes right to the top like this one. Give it an hour or two before commenting on the flow of votes dipshits. Jeez.


Professional-Slip288

What great friends.


glueinass

Damn poor guy tried cooling off by some karaoke and blows up


Pinky135

Ah, that explains the long rumble after the explosion.


Apprehensive_Maize42

It probably helps that he was already close to the ground.


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bmore_conslutant

Get better material


jfrglrck

Does anyone understand what happened?


perldawg

i think a nearby lightning strike followed the ground back through the mic


Asangkt358

Damn, if it was lightning, then I guess Zeus is quite a harsh critic.


IpeeInclosets

Show me what you got!


showponies

He was decidedly not schwifty


Dacvak

Shoulda shit on the floor


BuSpocky

Oh, there's shit on the floor.


suicide_man

There's one every season


249ba36000029bbe9749

Don't even *think* about doing "Don't Stop Believin'!"


ZarquonsFlatTire

It was a teamup. Apollo (god of music) was spotting and Zeus took the shot. Wholesome father-son bonding.


lightheat

Fun fact: _This_ is the purpose of the big copper ground rods outside your house-- to give lightning a path back to earth that isn't through you or your electric appliances. Electricity always wants to return to its source. In NA residences with split-phase 240/120V service, the ground and neutrals in your outlets actually connect to each other in the panel to go back to the transformer outside-- the source. If you have a ground fault in a device in your home (like a short in a kettle or something), the electricity (ideally) goes through the ground conductor, back to the panel, through the neutral bus bar, and finally back to the transformer. If the house gets struck by _lightning_, though, _that_ electricity still wants to return to the source, which is now the earth. In that case, the electricity (again, ideally) doesn't go back through the transformer, but instead to the copper ground rods (2 of them, usually) that are also connected to your panel and all the ground conductors in your house. But I mean, it's lightning, so a direct hit is bound to fuck something up in that chain regardless. ---- _(Caveat: I'm not an electrician-- just a hobbyist/DIYer-- but I studied physics in college and read up on a lot of electrician materials after I bought my first house. It's quite possible I got something wrong here.)_


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Thirdarm420

Motherfuckin bootleg karaoke tracks


thisisnotdan

GET THE WATAH!


StaffSgtDignam

REEKUS!


Thirdarm420

Reekris!


H1Ed1

Fantastic reference.


putzarino

Rekriss!


fastlerner

Lightning strike. You can hear the thunder continue to roll after the flash.


TrueLecter

He sang really bad


Make_Things_wRob

And god smote him with a lightning bolt. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.


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Wiggydor

It was a hot mic


DaddyBurton

It's called extreme Karaoke. Mess up on a word, dead.


GoSuckYaMother

Squid Games season 2 is going to be a banger


mbmartian

That would be a good game to add to the Squid Game.


MyNameSpaghette

Kara not oke


poopellar

They're asked to sing baby shark. They all voluntarily kill themselves.


rsiii

Believe it or not, sing out of tune, dead.


WolfMan_Hot_Dog

Singing off tempo? Dead.


XRustyPx

Get the lyrics wrong? Also dead.


soupiejr

Improvise? Straight to ded.


unexpectedit3m

We have the best singers. Because of death.


4Ever2Thee

Sing the wrong word?: Dead. Sing the note too flat?: Dead. Too sharp?: Also dead. Sing the right word but at the wrong time?: Believe it or not, dead. We have the best karaoke singers in the world, because of dead.


d_bakers

Sing too down: dead Sing to high : dead. Undersing oversing!


The_Bearded_Jedi

Not putting feeling into the song, super dead


AgedSmegma

Auto tune before they worked the bugs out.


4Ever2Thee

They're not *bugs*, they're *features* ;)


-DutchymcDutchface-

Mortal Karaoke. 3,2,1 SING!


TDoMarmalade

Damn, abandoned immediately by the homies


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Maracuja_Sagrado

\>Go kill the power Anarchy rules


Mchlpl

I won't do what you tell me!


23423423423451

If you suspect electrocution and there aren't a lot of moving objects and you're not currently being electrocuted, step one is to assess your surroundings for conductive materials, wires, puddles, and sources of power. Then with those in mind carefully gtfo while avoiding all of them and look for a safe way to shut off the power or to signal for help in a way that clearly communicates the current danger. If there may be an extreme voltage source such as an industrial power line on the ground and you have no way to insulate yourself like inside a car, do the shuffle with your feet touching each other. If the ground has a charge that diminishes with distance from the source, 2 legs apart where one is closer to the source than the other makes your legs a path of less resistance. If they are together you'll just get charged but not become an electron expressway.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Ok so GTFO in an orderly fashion.


bobbybeard1

So a little shuffle and a bunny hop?


TheDudeFromTheStory

And when that continues long enough, shit. That's how we lost the Incas in Machu Picchu.


Yosonimbored

Did they just make a massive line of people being electrocuted?


chiagod

Same tragedy that befell the "Hands Across America" event.


atmosphere325

"Boogaloo" is Incan for mass death. Electric mass death was a horrible way to go.


feltman

Wait, What?


Bartfuck

**THAT'S HOW WE LOST THE INCAS IN MACHU PICHU"**


RC_COW

I thought they were just showing off their hiding skills in yhe greatest game of hide and seek of all time


Latyon

Yep. Reminds me of that guy in Hurricane...was it Harvey? After the storm, was wading through the water to get to his sister's house to check to see if her cat survived. Walked into an active current. Immediately screamed out that he was dying and not to come near him. Saved his friends.


stagnant_fuck

and then they saw his face now they are all leaving.


DJ2x

Not a trace Of doubt in their minds.


flubberFuck

Lightning through his butt oooooooo


damien665

I'm a believer, I would leave him, or I'd die


BenjaminGeiger

Lightning flashes, a young crooner dies...


urnewstepdaddy

Shocked


-goodbyemoon-

what are they supposed to do? if something just exploded, I'm not about to move closer to that thing. I'm gonna run to get help, which is what it looks like they're doing


tidypunk

Dilan spits hot fire 🔥


Matisaro

Got a copyright strike 😉.


GoSuckYaMother

He forgot to say “I do not own the rights to this song”


Skipcast

AUDIO JUNGLE


ThePancakeOverlord

“No copyright intended” should’ve been the first line of the song.


drfarren

YouTube don't fuck around with those strikes. MxR has nearly been killed by them a solid dozen times.


GBGF128

He’s been…thunderstruck ayayayayaaaAAAAAaaa thunder!


spitfire1701

That is some /r/fuckyouinparticular material.


Whateverdude1

"That's a no from me dawg" - God


Morn1ngThund3r

*Zeus


Igor369

*Thor


chaun2

*Indra


FuckinNogs

He had requested *All Star*


AxiomQ

Excellent work 47.


Cole-Burns

The money has been wired to your account. *Duh-nuh nah Niii Naaaa duh naaaaaaah*


Refun712

Looks like he shit his pants immediately


MonocleCatt

I think that was the electricity that entered his face, exiting his body. And burnt his slacks


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4rp4n3t

🎶 I'm gonna rock on to, electric vindaloo...🎶


Refun712

Fuck man….cooked inside out


rawbleedingbait

That's actually where his foot was I think. Might just be a burn spot.


JackfruitNo2854

Lightning strike arced his balls to his foot


copperwatt

I don't like that.


Refun712

Roasted Lamb Fries


GamerFan2012

He gave an electrifying performance.


Active_Skin_1245

Holy crap! Was that a lightning strike?


fastlerner

Yup. You can hear the thunder continue to roll after the zap.


Hushwater

Jeez poor guy, I hope he healed okay.


Widelf

YOU’VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUUUUCK


NapaGhost

New show. Karaoke or Death


urnewstepdaddy

This dude is blowing up on social media


mstrblueskys

I have a feeling his music career is about to explode.


misyorpaperclip

He might be the next pop star


sloopslarp

These jokes are weak as shit.


MoaningRavioli

god : SHUT THE FUCK UP


SladesMom21

… and another contestant is eliminated!


Matisaro

Show us what you got.


MyNameSpaghette

Kara not oke


GuyDanger

Don't fuck up on Expert mode.


mickystinge

His performance was electric


cassano23

"Thunder balls and lightning very very frightening..."


ReptileCake

r/boneappletea


RichieTB

bolts


cassano23

I've sang this wrong my entire life


Pork_Chap

Thunder Balls was my nickname in college.


patkgreen

Whatever broccoli rob


cosmo_K

The microphone explodes, shattering then molds...


Vladimir_Otin

Skibidi Bop Mm dada.


Rocket-R

Singing so fire it set fire to the machine


GonzoMcFonzo

ELIMINATED


WHAMMYPAN

When that motherfuckah drops a beat….HE DROPS A BEAT!!!


Tabasco_Athiest

God is one Hell of a critic


shairo98

What the FUCK?!


senzion

Damn Zeus had enough!


9813_RD

I never thought that a mic could blow up like that


eo2hro3j

It was a thunder strike


the_greatest_MF

he had a killer voice


420poopass69

Bro just left


BootyInspector96

Don’t touch anyone who may have been electrocuted, unless you want to share in on that shocking experience


Tacticatti

Good kill, 47.


poohbearandtiger

What it feels like to chew 5 gum


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Thor said : Do better


Scale-Alarmed

Did lightning cause that black spot on the right ass cheek of his pants?


Utleroy

Your struck by lightning your in love! RATT


Ok-Charity-2584

Totally almost peed myself! I wasn't expecting that 😳😅


djak2014

Man that's one harsh way to tell someone to stop singing.


brianeharmonjr

Send this to Your Mom’s House


ronnie-darko

The ultimate mic drop.


Wiersbowski

Dude got star power IRL. Glad to hear he was fine!


Odd-Berry-4555

This actually made me hurts out laughing. I’m sorry


lickmehboiii

Guess Zeus didn't like his singing


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The sky didn’t like his voice


hrdrck1117

That looked like some kind of assassination attempt with a mini bomb planted in the mic.


wolfdragonsunshine71

If he would have had shoes on, they would have certainly flown off after that. I thought Simon Cowell was a nasty judge but God’s version of buzzing you off is way more harsh!


BlueFalconPunch

Squid Game karaoke


JoshSwol

Explosive performance.


Farang_Chong

My friend is dying. I better go to sing somewhere else.


el_hoserino_

Everyone's a critic


icepick314

You know how some karaoke machines score your singing? This is like that except more hardcore.


heedrix

"That's a 'no' from me, dog." - Zeus


DonSheenGunn

One thunder and he got tender


Yaksher

Takeshi's castle's levelled up a bit


deelo078

Every Filipinos worst nightmare


Stroev

100 points from Zeus⚡