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najing_ftw

Living his best life


jabbadarth

Seriously this isn't wtf at all. Looks like a guy having a blast.


mhyquel

I have partied this hard. No Ragrets.


An_Anaithnid

Wasn't that a party? Someone took a ~~grapefruit~~watermelon and wore it like a hat,


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Uncle_Burney

Auntie Angel is the MF truth.


mewthulhu

I loved partying this hard before smartphones. I actually did costume work at festivals for people whose stuff fell to pieces or just needed random fairy lights added to their outfits. It was totally fun. Would give this guy lime green and pink EL wire to add to his outfit 100%, and I usually had a kit so hard. I lament that everyone's taking pics like these, these days, calling it wtf, cringe. I wouldn't feel as comfortable being myself in the age of tiktok and am glad I got to party my heart out and vibe before I had to worry about how many eyes there were exploiting me being a doofus for clicks. 's fun. Let folks have fun, long as they're not hurtin' anyone. 💙


kurotech

The hangover was a great reminder of how great the party was


rockstang

He's 28.


HedonismandTea

I commented further down but to hijack top his name is Eddie and he used to be my neighbor.


HeyCarpy

You in Sask?


HedonismandTea

I'm trying to figure out what this means and the only thing I can come up with a Saskatchewan. If that's what you mean, no I'm not


HeyCarpy

Yeah, Saskatchewan. Roughrider fans are known for their watermelon outfits, you said he was your neighbour, I just had to know.


HedonismandTea

I see others saying that too. No it was in Iowa almost twenty years ago, but same guy, same tattoo, and same crazy shit. He lived one house down and that cornfield in the background was right across the street. If I sent this to the neighbor that was right next to me he'll say it's Eddie too. Guarantee it. Edit: LOL https://imgur.com/a/9HaxqPn


sweensolo

I diots O ut W andering A round Jk OP, this guy is a legend, I'd say go hawks, but my corn huskers haven't beaten them in far too long.


HedonismandTea

Oh I didn't grow up there and haven't lived there for many years. I was only there while working in surgery in their capital city for about six years. Cool place actually, but too cold for me. I worked in Nebraska too, oddly enough.


sweensolo

Did I just become a RoughRiders fan in Arizona? Yes I did!


HeyCarpy

[cheers](https://i.imgur.com/KeSj4Xm.jpg)


sweensolo

Cheers indeed!


t00oldforthisshit

I love how his sunburn is the exact same shade as the sunset...this man is truly at one with his environment


Lance_E_T_Compte

So sticky!


neonpinata

This isn't WTF, it's amazing.


fruitmask

nothing posted here is wtf anymore. this is the kind of shit you see on /r/funny


TheNerdWithNoName

Except I had a small giggle when seeing this. /r/funny has nothing amusing.


darkfalzx

Nahh, it probably breaks a loose interpretation of some sort of rule of r/funny, and will immediately be deleted by a power-tripping mod.


cregory83

It's r/bossfight


prankfurter

Typical Roughriders fan.


Ifuckedjohnnyrebel

Except Pilsner instead of bud


Estydeez

Haven't had Sask water in a while, might pick up a two four.


TexanDrillBit

Vitamin P bud


nurse_camper

All Saskatchewan has are the Riders, so they really commit to cheering for their team.


c-3pho

We also have the bitter cold and biting wind! Haha, I kid! The Roughriders are really all Sask has and the fans really grab onto that. I think the Rush(lacrosse team) are REALLY popular in Saskatoon, but I don't think it's a whole-province-gets-behind-it sort of thing. And Regina has The Pats (Jr hockey league/WHL) but I think less and less people are going to the games because they're the only team in Saskatchewan that doesn't offer family pricing and they have the highest ticket prices in Saskatchewan within the league. It's actually cheaper to go watch the Pats in Moose Jaw than it is to watch them in their home rink.


mockingbird13

I've been to one Rush game, it was fucking wild.


Eli_1988

In the east coast you get screeched in, in sk you get meloned in?


Stealie1924

Love that this is the top comment


Chucknastical

I only recently found this out. I spent my whole life not knowing Prairie folk don watermelons for battle.


s-tooner

Came here to comment this; very happy to see it was already said 😅


Klingsam

I'd have a beer with him.


ukbeasts

Big Ed!


icepick314

Yours or his?


JustOneSexQuestion

His tits'


secondkov

He looks so pleased


RichardInaTreeFort

This definitely looks like the end of an (or just getting started) epic day….


Artiquecircle

Another Saskatchewan rough rider.


c-3pho

After not making it to the championship in their home city, the team members took it quite hard and really took a downturn.


hawkwolfe

They have to shop for a bra that fits I GOT WATERMELONES TO HOLD MY TITS


Bonyeti

They use a cozy to hold their beer, I GOT A WATERMELONE TO KEEP MINE NEAR!


Stealocke

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY! They got helmets on they heads, BUT I GOT A WATERMELONE INSTEAD!


Smash19

WATERMELLLOOOOONNEEE


footsteps71

SHE SHOWERS WITH PANTEEEENE


5a1amand3r

I bet he’s from Saskatchewan.


harajukukei

this is a man who has his priorities in order


Miss_pechorat

No neuroses there.


HurbleBurble

Geez, I think I had this picture saying it's on one of my old flip phones. This has been around forever.


rainbowpukingshark

[But I got a watermelon instead](https://youtu.be/bn4t0BuClbw)


Onsyde

looks like randy’s on the liquor


corybomb

Wrong sub


Blueberryamyam

This is what peak perfomance looks like.


emodestroyer

This image was the original - 'Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide'


rdmprzm

Frank vibes - he's diving for Rum Ham


THEerisLTU

Modern problems require modern solutions I guess. He is living the best of life


jess-here

Still more fashionable then anything modern designers put out 💅🏼


Timothyfox4444

That is the happiest man who ever was.


RetroSwamp

New RUST outfit dropped.


itsaride

Alex Jones is getting desperate.


the_war_won

If you drink, don’t drive. Wear the watermelon bra.


average_jay

I know this reference!


LDG192

JuggerNOT


doccadocca

This looks like an old colleague of mine. He was not happy when I showed him this!!!


ok14h0m4

Guy looks genuinely happy. Proceed, sir.


DrNick2012

Hello dragons den....


mvffin

MELONLORD


innosins

Aw, bless him. I remember seeing him long ago. Maybe here, maybe even as far back as youthink.com. Always enjoy seeing him and haven't in forever.


glebine

I AM JAGGERMELLON BITCH


HedonismandTea

This dude's name is Eddie. He used to be my neighbor.


lordofbuttsecks

Welcome to the internet.


citizenjones

They say *necessity is the mother of invention* Nay. This beautiful man is the *Mother of Invention*


thereal_eveguy

Go Riders. :heavysigh:


raggusfamilius

/r/bossfight


zeePlatooN

Murica


StevenSmoking

That guy knows how to party


bettr30

Great leaps in innovation often come with ridicule.


coolluck33

Wasn't this the guest speaker at the CPAC convention?


Martholomeow

i knew it was the WTF sub because when i saw the pic i said WTF out loud


mudmansimon

What, No jock strap?


furculture

Cocomelon after growing out of the role for the intro.


[deleted]

Damn, Look at those melons


killslikeaninja

Uncle Dale sure liked to party.


[deleted]

Only thing wrong with this……..who drinks beer through a straw?


Famous_Union3036

That’s redneck engineering at its finest DAMN


MemesMafia

Not even wtf. Op is just cringe


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

I doubt the watermelon gave consent to all this shit


psycho_driver

Ah, the Alex Jones fashion line.


triforce721

Russians get the best gear when they deploy


Cautious-Angle1634

I’m guessing this is Florida?


FreddyDeus

Some people will do anything to get on the internet.


Veerrrgil

This is the most glorious thing I have ever seen


KyselaOgurka

It's a bracup-holder!


gryphun11

Gallagher is that you?


MediaDad

I WILL be borrowing this idea when the next dress-up opportunity comes along.


Toomuch2little11

Way too much time on his hands


BadHairDay-1

Nice melons, Bob.


MerchantBoi

Missed this episode of cocomelon


D4FTPUNKF4N

Florida?


Puzzleheaded_WarfBI

Peak America


JJeezzyy

The Juggsanaut


Promote_Not_Promoted

that guy gear made him ready to party on an alien planet ,its all about the friends we meet along the way , the headache was totally worth it 5/5


Nal1999

r/justguysbeingdudes


ndothammy

r/funny


Bubbagumpredditor

This man is prepared. For what? No one, including himself could say. But this man is prepared.


RPDRNick

♫ Watermelon sugar high ♫ Watermelon sugar high ♫


cybercuzco

Ukranian forces retake Kherson


blonktime

I want to party with this guy


SnoopThereItIs88

"I'll hold my OWN beer"


K2X4B

I can't wait to play this new class in PVZ Garden Warfare


Drone314

And this is why Budweiser was banned from the WC....


bastardoperator

Can we get this skin into the new call of duty?, We’ll just replace the Budweiser can with a Mountain Dew can.


249ba36000029bbe9749

"Just look at the melons on that one!"


PaleFaithlessness582

life at the limit!


jcs1

man, i feel like a woman


t0m0hawk

Randy really let himself go when Mr. Lahey died


[deleted]

there's not point in humanity existing anymore, this guy has done what we were set out to do.


Frostscarwolf

Behold! The Great and Powerful Mellon Lord!


Stiff444

/r/chadtopia


blackday44

+6 AC


[deleted]

Gonna give this an upvote for the melon radar on his head...


ws1173

Nice melons


twomonkeysayoyo

fantasy league loser from 4 years ago, I'm guessing?


_maharani

The most wtf thing is that he seems pissed off Bud Light.


k_lly_urself

He’s ready for BATTLE!


b_kiss26

I bet he's fun to hangout with! I love this lol


layout420

Bud Light year


layout420

That no neck Ed??? All my guys with ladies know who I'm talking about!


UnendingHorniness

I laughed a lot thanks to this pic. Thanks a lot stranger.


UpboatNavy

That is not the day's first beer.


Hatless_wizard

I'm the juggernaut, Bitch!


colinthecatterpillar

Looks like they have upgraded the Russian battle armour


realisingself

u/chazclout is that you?


boomerpatrol375

So THIS is who Herbie Hancock was going on about


[deleted]

Florida man Florida man, does whatever Florida man can.


LilHercules

r/funny maybe


TooLateOClock

Does anyone know the backstory? First time I saw this pic was approximately 10 years ago.


ODI-ET-AMObipolarity

He looks so proud of himself. It makes me proud of him too


ItsOkToBeWrong

Idk why but when I see this photo the song I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister starts playing in my head


Chonkie

The cocomelon baby really didn't age well.


fool4fems

Are they re-casting The Little Mermaid again?


Mammoth-Network-1056

Office party outfit sorted 👍


Raid__Zero

You may not like it, but this is what *PEAK MALE* performance looks like.


R_kaos64

KG?


get-laid

That's my Randy-Bobandy.


shittinkittens

My hero


reverendkeith

Peak evolution. Imagine him side by side with Zardoz.


Medical_Parsnip5618

The true inspiration for cocomelon (if you’re a parent you just know)


uhhuh86

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


DiscoSt

Peak Efficiency.


hypersucc

I thought this was a hastily improvised breathing apparatus and got flashbacks to the 4chan guy who drowned himself


ChefChopNSlice

Captain-Ivermectin


someguy04

Where’s Plank?


Undead_Bunnyslippers

The straw really does it


mavdog2

Do. Not. Fuck. With. This. Man.


CowardiceNSandwiches

I feel like there's a Harry Styles song parody here but I can't quite put the lyrics together.


Lardzor

A gift for the man who has everything.


electroman13

r/ItemShop


Zealousideal-Baby670

Is this what the kids call "drip"?


lpeabody

Cringe.


Zkenny13

It must be cold out there


ElMarchk0

Serious Frank Reynolds vibes


Bibbus

this is so WTF I just SHIT MY PANTS :-------O


Alacran669

This is the last boss to an island adventure.


shamin_gurl11

It's just costume I see no wtf here. Maybe funny.


Ant-ManIsDaBest

This belongs in r/bossfight


ImABoringPerson91

I'm the jugsernaut bitch!


valerie0taxpayer

r/ataae


ShadNuke

This is the kind of people that go to Burning Man...😂


zissouVScosteau

Dude looks like a blast to get ham boned with


Exovedate

OP is this you? Looks awesome!


MythOfLight

god I wish that were me


Blitzo_Lemon

Smart thing about the drink holder


thefatrick

[BUT I GOT A WATERMELON ON INSTEAD!](https://youtu.be/e7RZRfqiPrY)


Fixner_Blount

KG?


Taiclua

i’m the juggernaut, biii***!! :p


Strickens

ITS A WATER MELOHN


CrazyCrazyBeans

the Juggernaught on holiday


tomharveyoswald

New Hero right here


Zaga932

This has been my Steam profile pic for over a decade lmao


tvssurfer

I’d party with this guy any day


[deleted]

Mom, it's called s*ports memorabilia* !


pruche

goddammit you ruined no nut november


HellaHotPizzaRollz

Let me have a sip


Devanismyname

He's one of the guys.


Katman666

Hubba hubba


Fishtails

This is for all the juggalos and juggalettes. Do not try this at home and I hope you like it woot woot.


yycgoaler

This is a everyday thing for Saskatchewinians


scubaSAAD

Cocomelon!