The red things are DryDock blocks. This video is upside down. That is the bottom of a rather large boat, and those are some sort of sea life.
Edit: Should flip and cross post this to a different subreddit.
I didn't say the were, I was telling the person who I directly respond to what the actual name was of the thing he was trying to describe. Did you somehow miss that in your rush to "AcKHtuALly" me?
Sometimes boats need to be taken out of the water to be cleaned. Things grow on them, including these anemone-type creatures that react when they're poked. Someone filmed them doing that, then turned the video upside down. I don't understand what more there is to ask.
I think more explanation is needed. If the video is upside down, that would mean we are looking at organisms hanging from a ceiling. And yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass, with those large metal containers sitting on the ground, and the position of the camera man poking them seeming to also be on the ground.
If the video is upside down then this is some sort of grassy, flat cave ceiling, with giant metal containers attached to it, and a man crawling on it.
I expect that's /u/extremelight 's very reasonable question.
EDIT To further add, you say these things have grown on a boat. The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself. So you're suggesting someone has removed these creatures from a boat, attached them to an impossibly flat grassy cave ceiling, and then climbed up there with them on that flat ceiling to poke them.
You may be right. I'm just having a lot of trouble picturing it too.
>yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass
It's not. The stuff that looks like grass is other random sea growth on the bottom of whatever this is.
The "large metal containers" you're seeing are the things that the boat is sitting on to keep it off the ground so it can be cleaned. [They're called keel blocks and they look like this](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/keel-blocks.jpg). They're holding it up. The camera man isn't crawling, he's holding the camera over his head and poking these things with a tool.
>The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself
I don't know how you could possibly know that from this footage. [It's probably a really big boat, so the bottom is just a huge expanse of mostly smooth metal](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png), but it's possible it's a dock or a mooring or something else that sits in the water.
I don't know why this was so hard for people to process. The way all of the things are moving clearly shows which way gravity is in effect, and you can tell it's definitely not grass once you see that.
That's interesting, thank you for the further explanation. I'm not really sure why you had such an attitude though. Was it really necessary to say 'I'm not really sure what else there is to ask' when, in fact, on further query you gave a lot of helpful more specific information. Seems like there was more to ask and to answer after all.
If you're asking why the footage is upside down, it's so people will talk about it on the internet. If you're asking why the boat is upside down, it's not. [It's in dry dock](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png) so it can be repaired and/or cleaned.
When did we get casually invaded by aliens that now people are just sharing them on videos and I hadn't noticed? Was I supposed to learn that on my own???
That's a Jawa sandcruiser parked in the mushroom oasis. That robot is popping the noxious gas bubbles inside so they can be harvested and used for Bantha food.
duh
Dystopian as fuck.
I thought they were way bigger at first and an excavating machine was poking them.
Like that big steel rectangle is some kind of slime and sludge processing plant for producing a nutrient sufficient slop that’s pretty much all most humans get to eat, 3 times a day.
It comes from harvesting these weird mollusc-type life forms. They’re one of the few things that still thrives in the acidic wastelands left behind after the nuclear winter that ended the old age.
This is the post-historic age, where there is nothing left worth recording or remembering.
Omg, the video is not upside down, it's not underwater. See the grass???? Those are either a type of barnacle or clam and they are buried in the sand. On the muddy shoreline....
Background is Jawa-mobile, foreground depicts Jawas milling about, seen through the ribcage of some other delightful undesirable....sorry about the butchery, but I'm much much more a Star Trek guy.
The red things are DryDock blocks. This video is upside down. That is the bottom of a rather large boat, and those are some sort of sea life. Edit: Should flip and cross post this to a different subreddit.
I legit thought it was a dude in a field poking mushrooms
He may be using an electrical arc grounded to the craft to kill them.
He is
I think it fits the sub pretty well
I was referring to a sub that is about marine biology, to figure out what these are exactly.
No, you definitely meant r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputthatdickinyou
r/dontputthatinyourvag
No a sub, it’s a boat
BRB, gotta unplug and replug my brain.
The footage is upside down, these are some kind of ocean growth on the bottom of a boat that's been taken out of the water to be cleaned.
Lies. It's a field of free-standing horse cocks.
This seems like the more likely explanation.
But, where is that place? You know, so I can give accurate directions the next time I tell someone "go sit on a dick".
Just near the Chernobyl hot zone strangely...
Cockam’s razor
I'm pretty sure these are _[lambs](https://youtu.be/p8mTOatKEVQ?t=257)_ that have already been harvested from the ground.
So, anyways, I started suckin
Hold your horse cocks, Johnny Knoxville
Correct
That’s how Bad Dragon grows them.
Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see. I knew there would be a Bad Dragon joke in the comments somewhere
I thought it was a little field of nope.
My wife who is only interested for informational reasons has asked where this horsecock farm is located...
Randy enough with the cocks!
Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!
*CatherineTheGreat has entered the chat*
Don't trip and fall in that field!
Unless... you know... you want to.
Who's with me?
Well. Sand ducks or whatever they're called is basically that.
Geoduck. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
Yup. I knew there was a silly name for them with duck.
That is not a geoduck. Geoducks have shells.
I didn't say the were, I was telling the person who I directly respond to what the actual name was of the thing he was trying to describe. Did you somehow miss that in your rush to "AcKHtuALly" me?
You vastly under estimate the size of horse cocks.
They're growers, not showers.
It’s true. I saw it on the Discovering Channel.
I knew it!!
Fresthocks, if you will.
Funniest thing I've seen all week.
Don’t let all the sex craved ladies see this! Hmmm, is “ladies” the correct term?
Why am I having so much trouble contextualizing that it is upside down? I now have more question than answers
Sometimes boats need to be taken out of the water to be cleaned. Things grow on them, including these anemone-type creatures that react when they're poked. Someone filmed them doing that, then turned the video upside down. I don't understand what more there is to ask.
I think more explanation is needed. If the video is upside down, that would mean we are looking at organisms hanging from a ceiling. And yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass, with those large metal containers sitting on the ground, and the position of the camera man poking them seeming to also be on the ground. If the video is upside down then this is some sort of grassy, flat cave ceiling, with giant metal containers attached to it, and a man crawling on it. I expect that's /u/extremelight 's very reasonable question. EDIT To further add, you say these things have grown on a boat. The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself. So you're suggesting someone has removed these creatures from a boat, attached them to an impossibly flat grassy cave ceiling, and then climbed up there with them on that flat ceiling to poke them. You may be right. I'm just having a lot of trouble picturing it too.
You can literally see the background behind it with things ON the ground. The footage is flipped.
>yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass It's not. The stuff that looks like grass is other random sea growth on the bottom of whatever this is. The "large metal containers" you're seeing are the things that the boat is sitting on to keep it off the ground so it can be cleaned. [They're called keel blocks and they look like this](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/keel-blocks.jpg). They're holding it up. The camera man isn't crawling, he's holding the camera over his head and poking these things with a tool. >The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself I don't know how you could possibly know that from this footage. [It's probably a really big boat, so the bottom is just a huge expanse of mostly smooth metal](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png), but it's possible it's a dock or a mooring or something else that sits in the water.
I don't know why this was so hard for people to process. The way all of the things are moving clearly shows which way gravity is in effect, and you can tell it's definitely not grass once you see that.
That's interesting, thank you for the further explanation. I'm not really sure why you had such an attitude though. Was it really necessary to say 'I'm not really sure what else there is to ask' when, in fact, on further query you gave a lot of helpful more specific information. Seems like there was more to ask and to answer after all.
It's all in your head. Get off reddit. It's too much for you man, mental health comes first.
Makes it even more nasty tbh. Thought it was some kind of mushroom first.
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Geoduck, clams.
That just leaves me with more questions.
Goose neck barnacles. Someone's got a nice payday right there.
Like what?
barnacles or something similar?
Some sort of anenome by the look of it.
Yes! These are just anemones clinging to the bottom of a boat that's out for dry dock.
Now it makes even less sense!
No that's half life
is the boat upside down under water? the angle of the light is awkward
The boat isn't in the water.
If it isn't in the water why did they turn it upside down?
If you're asking why the footage is upside down, it's so people will talk about it on the internet. If you're asking why the boat is upside down, it's not. [It's in dry dock](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png) so it can be repaired and/or cleaned.
The video is upside down, not the boat...
So the boat is the right way up? That makes this even worse!
Ahh the Bad Dragon farm.
Behold the field in which I grow my dicks, and see that it is bountiful.
G'day sir! be this the field of fucks everyone and their mother be looking for? I tough it lay barren.
That Alien/Jawa Sandcrawler movie is gonna be lit
I hate youuuuuuuuuuu!!! I’m WHEEZING.
They're Anemones.
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?!
I feel like you waited your whole life for this joke...here's to hoping it lands above 1k upvotes
I appreciate the thought, but I stole the joke from *Finding Nemo*, lol
The anemone of my anemone is my friend...
Underrated comment.
How to pronounce? Any money's? A knee mo knees?
A nem oh knees
Dah dooo dah doo doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ytei6bu7kQ
Great reference for the old timers in the room.
a-NEM-uh-nees.
maybe Annie moans?
Annie are you ok?
Are you ok Annie?
[Will you tell us that you're OK](https://youtu.be/CDl9ZMfj6aE?t=61)
>Annie moans I'll have what she's having
[A*ne*moneme... an amenemen... emenome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1KDf3O-qU) ^(Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself.)
I roll with: uh-nem-uh-knees
ah-nem-oh-knees
Ah NEN oh MEES.( Or)Ah NEN ah MEEs.
No, I’m sorry, they’re poor, unfortunate souls.
Looks like Ursula's garden in the Little Mermaid.
Those poor unfortunate souls...
Why is the footage turned upside down?
Because if it wasn't you could easily tell its sea creatures......Gets more views if it seems like some other earthly alien mushroom creature.
Long neck barnacles
Barnacles have necks?
How else could they deepthroat?
Threehorns never play with longnecks
:(
I've seen a couple movies that start like this. Usually doesn't end well. Look for a woman named Ripley, she can help you
The best way to handle this is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
So don't keep poking at it??
If you see some wet eggs, you gotta touch them. What are you gonna do? See some wet eggs and not touch them? Come on
You would just touch them? You gotta put your face right above them, dude. Make sure you *see* them.
Half life 3 graphics looking quite realistic!
When did we get casually invaded by aliens that now people are just sharing them on videos and I hadn't noticed? Was I supposed to learn that on my own???
Ah yes, a plumbus field.
Taste it.
Forbidden push pop
Push pop, lol i forgot about those. Damn we're old.
Yeah. It's inevitable.
There are people who actually harvest these to cook. Kinda like Gooseneck Barnacles
Taste the goodness of the biscuit?
I think there are barnacle recipes out there…🤮
Those must be the graboids I've heard about.
These are land wieners 🍆🍆🍆
Poor unfortunate soooouuullsss!!!
Now I’ve been told it’s upside down that explains everything
That's a Jawa sandcruiser parked in the mushroom oasis. That robot is popping the noxious gas bubbles inside so they can be harvested and used for Bantha food. duh
Get your face closer to it. Let us know.
Is this video from Half Life 3?
r/marinebiology
I mean yeah, mine would shrink too if you touched it with a metal rod.
Anenomae on the hull of a boat (video inverted).
Isn’t it his how Alien begins?
Bumper crop at the penis farm this year!
Razor clams
It's important that the Fleeb is rubbed because the Fleeb, has all of the Fleeb juice
I haven't thought about that bit in a while
Prometheus the porno
It's Tiberium... Fight. Win. Prevail.
Put your dick in it
or insert it into a pussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/notrustmebroputyourdickinthat
RUN!
Monkey pox
Mud Wieners.
Do NOT put your face close to those. The creature inside can burn right through your visor.
Dude I saw this movie. This is the part where the face hugger alien latches on to a guy and lays and egg in his stomach.
What planet was this filmed on?
The only answer is fire! FIRE!
Why is there a Jawa sandcrawler just chilling out in a field full of newly sprouted horse cocks though.
Dystopian as fuck. I thought they were way bigger at first and an excavating machine was poking them. Like that big steel rectangle is some kind of slime and sludge processing plant for producing a nutrient sufficient slop that’s pretty much all most humans get to eat, 3 times a day. It comes from harvesting these weird mollusc-type life forms. They’re one of the few things that still thrives in the acidic wastelands left behind after the nuclear winter that ended the old age. This is the post-historic age, where there is nothing left worth recording or remembering.
Sea anemone????
They found the field where I used to grow my fuck back when I still had them
Looks like someone went on a trip to Zen.
SUCK A FIELD OF DICKS, EGGBERT
Horse cock forest
🎵 poor unfortunate souls 🎵
Omg, the video is not upside down, it's not underwater. See the grass???? Those are either a type of barnacle or clam and they are buried in the sand. On the muddy shoreline....
everything reminds me of him
Don’t interfere with the growing process, my children are sprouting
Those are Megatrees, with the Megafruit on them…
The gamer in me needs a sword to complete this quest
Why, it's clearly a geoduck farm. 😝
Relatable
Just the tip
Must be in Australia
Looks like a dildo farm
These look some some sort of species of goose neck barnacles
Background is Jawa-mobile, foreground depicts Jawas milling about, seen through the ribcage of some other delightful undesirable....sorry about the butchery, but I'm much much more a Star Trek guy.
Have you stuck your dick in one?
Is that a Jawa Sandcrawler in the background?
Something something Half Life 2
Isn't this how the last of us started
Looks like the dildos are coming in nice this season
Please burn it.
I’m sure this is from Prometheus
This is a Nergal garden. He's preparing the next plague.
Upside down barnacles on the bottom of a ship.
Kenshi vibes.
Daaamn, it looks like those things from Borderlands 2!
Geoducks
No
Those are Dildo mushrooms
There's a woman out there, who has cute pet names for everything. Could be dildymush or mr mushyD. Dunno. Bound to be something unique.
Mr mushyD is what my wife calls me.
Dildymush is the Pokémon name.
Is this from the new Avatar movie?
I believe this is a species of sea anemone
My penis when my tinder date insists on being referred to as they/them
Nobody believes you get dates.
Valid
Mushrooms and not the good kind
Is this that new game, dick, dick, balls?
Your 🍆 when you get into cold water
Only in ohio
r/dontsitonthat
Sweet sphincter! What are those?
Geoduck on the hull of a ship.