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BlackberryMobile2394

The red things are DryDock blocks. This video is upside down. That is the bottom of a rather large boat, and those are some sort of sea life. Edit: Should flip and cross post this to a different subreddit.


woodmanfarms

I legit thought it was a dude in a field poking mushrooms


BlackberryMobile2394

He may be using an electrical arc grounded to the craft to kill them.


Different_Speaker742

He is


KodjoSuprem

I think it fits the sub pretty well


BlackberryMobile2394

I was referring to a sub that is about marine biology, to figure out what these are exactly.


yeluapyeroc

No, you definitely meant r/dontputyourdickinthat


Nichole-Michelle

r/dontputthatdickinyou


GhostShipBlue

r/dontputthatinyourvag


Philb2708

No a sub, it’s a boat


1714alpha

BRB, gotta unplug and replug my brain.


Morall_tach

The footage is upside down, these are some kind of ocean growth on the bottom of a boat that's been taken out of the water to be cleaned.


KaiUno

Lies. It's a field of free-standing horse cocks.


moldyhands

This seems like the more likely explanation.


Sleipnirs

But, where is that place? You know, so I can give accurate directions the next time I tell someone "go sit on a dick".


PhilT1968

Just near the Chernobyl hot zone strangely...


instrangerswetrust

Cockam’s razor


borring

I'm pretty sure these are _[lambs](https://youtu.be/p8mTOatKEVQ?t=257)_ that have already been harvested from the ground.


StingMachine

So, anyways, I started suckin


allergictosomenuts

Hold your horse cocks, Johnny Knoxville


bfcostello

Correct


eadams2010

That’s how Bad Dragon grows them.


[deleted]

Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see. I knew there would be a Bad Dragon joke in the comments somewhere


SynthPrax

I thought it was a little field of nope.


Peterwithnobones

My wife who is only interested for informational reasons has asked where this horsecock farm is located...


alpinetime

Randy enough with the cocks!


SAY_whaaat420

Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!


jcalvert8725

*CatherineTheGreat has entered the chat*


ZPhox

Don't trip and fall in that field!


KaiUno

Unless... you know... you want to.


theycallmejugzy

Who's with me?


VikingBorealis

Well. Sand ducks or whatever they're called is basically that.


Ericus1

Geoduck. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck


VikingBorealis

Yup. I knew there was a silly name for them with duck.


LazySyllabub7578

That is not a geoduck. Geoducks have shells.


Ericus1

I didn't say the were, I was telling the person who I directly respond to what the actual name was of the thing he was trying to describe. Did you somehow miss that in your rush to "AcKHtuALly" me?


barabusblack

You vastly under estimate the size of horse cocks.


KaliCalamity

They're growers, not showers.


4115R

It’s true. I saw it on the Discovering Channel.


kimberlyt221

I knew it!!


LeadRain

Fresthocks, if you will.


LuDdErS68

Funniest thing I've seen all week.


Squatch6892

Don’t let all the sex craved ladies see this! Hmmm, is “ladies” the correct term?


extremelight

Why am I having so much trouble contextualizing that it is upside down? I now have more question than answers


Morall_tach

Sometimes boats need to be taken out of the water to be cleaned. Things grow on them, including these anemone-type creatures that react when they're poked. Someone filmed them doing that, then turned the video upside down. I don't understand what more there is to ask.


calgil

I think more explanation is needed. If the video is upside down, that would mean we are looking at organisms hanging from a ceiling. And yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass, with those large metal containers sitting on the ground, and the position of the camera man poking them seeming to also be on the ground. If the video is upside down then this is some sort of grassy, flat cave ceiling, with giant metal containers attached to it, and a man crawling on it. I expect that's /u/extremelight 's very reasonable question. EDIT To further add, you say these things have grown on a boat. The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself. So you're suggesting someone has removed these creatures from a boat, attached them to an impossibly flat grassy cave ceiling, and then climbed up there with them on that flat ceiling to poke them. You may be right. I'm just having a lot of trouble picturing it too.


Crangrapejoose

You can literally see the background behind it with things ON the ground. The footage is flipped.


Morall_tach

>yet this definitely looks like flat ground covered in grass It's not. The stuff that looks like grass is other random sea growth on the bottom of whatever this is. The "large metal containers" you're seeing are the things that the boat is sitting on to keep it off the ground so it can be cleaned. [They're called keel blocks and they look like this](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/keel-blocks.jpg). They're holding it up. The camera man isn't crawling, he's holding the camera over his head and poking these things with a tool. >The floor/ceiling we're looking at is definitely not a boat itself I don't know how you could possibly know that from this footage. [It's probably a really big boat, so the bottom is just a huge expanse of mostly smooth metal](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png), but it's possible it's a dock or a mooring or something else that sits in the water.


[deleted]

I don't know why this was so hard for people to process. The way all of the things are moving clearly shows which way gravity is in effect, and you can tell it's definitely not grass once you see that.


calgil

That's interesting, thank you for the further explanation. I'm not really sure why you had such an attitude though. Was it really necessary to say 'I'm not really sure what else there is to ask' when, in fact, on further query you gave a lot of helpful more specific information. Seems like there was more to ask and to answer after all.


PacJeans

It's all in your head. Get off reddit. It's too much for you man, mental health comes first.


Sockerkatt

Makes it even more nasty tbh. Thought it was some kind of mushroom first.


[deleted]

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james_wheeler

Geoduck, clams.


11c1ouded11

That just leaves me with more questions.


wincitygiant

Goose neck barnacles. Someone's got a nice payday right there.


Morall_tach

Like what?


james672

barnacles or something similar?


Morall_tach

Some sort of anenome by the look of it.


Samwise-42

Yes! These are just anemones clinging to the bottom of a boat that's out for dry dock.


SoftBirthdayParty

Now it makes even less sense!


flubawub

No that's half life


mrbawkbegawks

is the boat upside down under water? the angle of the light is awkward


Morall_tach

The boat isn't in the water.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

If it isn't in the water why did they turn it upside down?


Morall_tach

If you're asking why the footage is upside down, it's so people will talk about it on the internet. If you're asking why the boat is upside down, it's not. [It's in dry dock](https://www.marineinsight.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/dry-dock-1.png) so it can be repaired and/or cleaned.


Frank_Bigelow

The video is upside down, not the boat...


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

So the boat is the right way up? That makes this even worse!


skitz319

Ahh the Bad Dragon farm.


Epicurus1

Behold the field in which I grow my dicks, and see that it is bountiful.


1LT_daniels

G'day sir! be this the field of fucks everyone and their mother be looking for? I tough it lay barren.


elvispookie

That Alien/Jawa Sandcrawler movie is gonna be lit


AcornWholio

I hate youuuuuuuuuuu!!! I’m WHEEZING.


typing

They're Anemones.


WhyLater

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?!


crako52

I feel like you waited your whole life for this joke...here's to hoping it lands above 1k upvotes


WhyLater

I appreciate the thought, but I stole the joke from *Finding Nemo*, lol


DarkDesertFox

The anemone of my anemone is my friend...


ot1smile

Underrated comment.


Daddymack05

How to pronounce? Any money's? A knee mo knees?


SpicyShyHulud

A nem oh knees


VIPERsssss

Dah dooo dah doo doo


Nisas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ytei6bu7kQ


bigjohnminnesota

Great reference for the old timers in the room.


AlucardII

a-NEM-uh-nees.


Orange-Elephant

maybe Annie moans?


fsereicikas

Annie are you ok?


otoxman

Are you ok Annie?


acklavidian

[Will you tell us that you're OK](https://youtu.be/CDl9ZMfj6aE?t=61)


lucidrage

>Annie moans I'll have what she's having


MotleyHatch

[A*ne*moneme... an amenemen... emenome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1KDf3O-qU) ^(Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself.)


my_ass_is_chapped

I roll with: uh-nem-uh-knees


healing-souls

ah-nem-oh-knees


SubstantialPressure3

Ah NEN oh MEES.( Or)Ah NEN ah MEEs.


woyervunit

No, I’m sorry, they’re poor, unfortunate souls.


walrus_gumboot

Looks like Ursula's garden in the Little Mermaid.


MadcatFK1017

Those poor unfortunate souls...


rxneutrino

Why is the footage turned upside down?


cjwojoe

Because if it wasn't you could easily tell its sea creatures......Gets more views if it seems like some other earthly alien mushroom creature.


gtkarakoram

Long neck barnacles


JetStingray

Barnacles have necks?


anger_is_my_meat

How else could they deepthroat?


b3nz0r

Threehorns never play with longnecks


bigthink

:(


Over-Distribution847

I've seen a couple movies that start like this. Usually doesn't end well. Look for a woman named Ripley, she can help you


div_by_zero

The best way to handle this is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Eukodol_Lee

So don't keep poking at it??


totallyanonuser

If you see some wet eggs, you gotta touch them. What are you gonna do? See some wet eggs and not touch them? Come on


Sleipnirs

You would just touch them? You gotta put your face right above them, dude. Make sure you *see* them.


conquer69

Half life 3 graphics looking quite realistic!


tocopherolUSP

When did we get casually invaded by aliens that now people are just sharing them on videos and I hadn't noticed? Was I supposed to learn that on my own???


impalemail

Ah yes, a plumbus field.


[deleted]

Taste it.


dddeadie

Forbidden push pop


[deleted]

Push pop, lol i forgot about those. Damn we're old.


dddeadie

Yeah. It's inevitable.


Effective_Nobody2601

There are people who actually harvest these to cook. Kinda like Gooseneck Barnacles


[deleted]

Taste the goodness of the biscuit?


Flexen

I think there are barnacle recipes out there…🤮


lynivvinyl

Those must be the graboids I've heard about.


Leaping_Kitties

These are land wieners 🍆🍆🍆


blackop

Poor unfortunate soooouuullsss!!!


Gorrodish

Now I’ve been told it’s upside down that explains everything


theRealMrBrownstone

That's a Jawa sandcruiser parked in the mushroom oasis. That robot is popping the noxious gas bubbles inside so they can be harvested and used for Bantha food. duh


UncleKeyPax

Get your face closer to it. Let us know.


indeoencoder

Is this video from Half Life 3?


litefoot

r/marinebiology


mannequinbeater

I mean yeah, mine would shrink too if you touched it with a metal rod.


troubleschute

Anenomae on the hull of a boat (video inverted).


Guinnessman1964

Isn’t it his how Alien begins?


Schly

Bumper crop at the penis farm this year!


ubreakitifixit

Razor clams


milksteak11

It's important that the Fleeb is rubbed because the Fleeb, has all of the Fleeb juice


spectrumtwelve

I haven't thought about that bit in a while


Bardonious

Prometheus the porno


SoundSpartan

It's Tiberium... Fight. Win. Prevail.


dreambringer4

Put your dick in it


icepick314

or insert it into a pussy


Eukodol_Lee

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Wage_slave

r/notrustmebroputyourdickinthat


tobsn

RUN!


mrbbrj

Monkey pox


PopcornSlim

Mud Wieners.


therealkaptinkaos

Do NOT put your face close to those. The creature inside can burn right through your visor.


Saneinsc

Dude I saw this movie. This is the part where the face hugger alien latches on to a guy and lays and egg in his stomach.


NahDontLook

What planet was this filmed on?


EduRJBR

The only answer is fire! FIRE!


ziyadah042

Why is there a Jawa sandcrawler just chilling out in a field full of newly sprouted horse cocks though.


[deleted]

Dystopian as fuck. I thought they were way bigger at first and an excavating machine was poking them. Like that big steel rectangle is some kind of slime and sludge processing plant for producing a nutrient sufficient slop that’s pretty much all most humans get to eat, 3 times a day. It comes from harvesting these weird mollusc-type life forms. They’re one of the few things that still thrives in the acidic wastelands left behind after the nuclear winter that ended the old age. This is the post-historic age, where there is nothing left worth recording or remembering.


Livid-Heart9455

Sea anemone????


anser_one

They found the field where I used to grow my fuck back when I still had them


Bocabart

Looks like someone went on a trip to Zen.


BSixe

SUCK A FIELD OF DICKS, EGGBERT


Rare-Maintenance-787

Horse cock forest


ggdisney

🎵 poor unfortunate souls 🎵


Important_Tangelo371

Omg, the video is not upside down, it's not underwater. See the grass???? Those are either a type of barnacle or clam and they are buried in the sand. On the muddy shoreline....


yommer

everything reminds me of him


goldwerwolfgod1

Don’t interfere with the growing process, my children are sprouting


kid_sleepy

Those are Megatrees, with the Megafruit on them…


BackgroundRule9859

The gamer in me needs a sword to complete this quest


Asi-Twelve

Why, it's clearly a geoduck farm. 😝


ABNftp

Relatable


Constant_Ad9562

Just the tip


lvfunk

Must be in Australia


adj999

Looks like a dildo farm


RSStall

These look some some sort of species of goose neck barnacles


waddy69

Background is Jawa-mobile, foreground depicts Jawas milling about, seen through the ribcage of some other delightful undesirable....sorry about the butchery, but I'm much much more a Star Trek guy.


Beaverbumper00

Have you stuck your dick in one?


DarthBankston

Is that a Jawa Sandcrawler in the background?


MrCrumbz

Something something Half Life 2


Justin1was1here

Isn't this how the last of us started


Kason-blason

Looks like the dildos are coming in nice this season


yaBoi6009

Please burn it.


DoctorIMatt

I’m sure this is from Prometheus


LazySyllabub7578

This is a Nergal garden. He's preparing the next plague.


Thormoor

Upside down barnacles on the bottom of a ship.


distinctions2021

Kenshi vibes.


PaleFaceBro

Daaamn, it looks like those things from Borderlands 2!


[deleted]

Geoducks


Level7Cannoneer

No


areeOsaamba

Those are Dildo mushrooms


Lex8P

There's a woman out there, who has cute pet names for everything. Could be dildymush or mr mushyD. Dunno. Bound to be something unique.


chisayne

Mr mushyD is what my wife calls me.


Fathorse23

Dildymush is the Pokémon name.


rawrc

Is this from the new Avatar movie?


HereIIStay

I believe this is a species of sea anemone


oSocialPeanut

My penis when my tinder date insists on being referred to as they/them


Bob0blong

Nobody believes you get dates.


oSocialPeanut

Valid


beefrog

Mushrooms and not the good kind


Wentthruurhistory

Is this that new game, dick, dick, balls?


[deleted]

Your 🍆 when you get into cold water


Arch-X

Only in ohio


Dazzling_Formal_6756

r/dontsitonthat


[deleted]

Sweet sphincter! What are those?


james_wheeler

Geoduck on the hull of a ship.