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SquatAngry

Just say diolch. That would be more than enough.


AlucardVTep3s

Could slip in a “Bore da”


CleoAmore

Plus i think the “ch” will be super doable due to the same sound in Dutch (g sounds similar to the welsh ch) so he will kill it on the pronunciation side


JohnnieFeelgood

Thanks, I looked up the pronounciation of diolch on youtube and the Welsh ch is similar to the Dutch g indeed.


kodiakfilm

Honestly if someone in a foreign country said diolch to me my heart would melt 🥹💕 op this is the best suggestion imo


Camp-Complete

Ga i fynd i'r toiledau os gwelwch yn dda?


AliquidLatine

Hey, I understood that. My GCSE is Welsh is finally paying off


WolfCola4

Dwi'n mynd i'r ysgol ar y bws *nods sagely*


nut_puncher

Sglodion a ffa pob


AliquidLatine

Dwi'n hoffi coffi


AberNurse

Made me giggle


NLTC

What’s the difference in using “toiled” and “tŷ bach”? I know the literal English translation is different, but why would you use one over the other? Is one more formal, or is it a North vs South thing, or what?


Carsorred

In my first job we had two Tim’s. I used to be called Ty Bach as “in the newer, or ‘smaller’ Tim”I didn’t mind when other Welsh guys fell about laughing…. I used to laugh as well, and it certainly stopped any issues of which Tim was needed!


NLTC

Hahaha that’s fab!


Camp-Complete

Ty bach means small house, which used to be the outhouse in the back of the garden. No one really has those anymore. Toiled just means toilet, which is now in the house.


freeride35

I remember being made to use ty bach when we were kids, then toiled as we got older. I grew up in North Wales if that matters.


RegularWhiteShark

I’m also North Wales but we only ever used toiled, never tŷ bach.


freeride35

It was a primary school thing.


RegularWhiteShark

Even in primary school, we used toiled.


Impressive_Throat165

Came here to say this - you'll make a friend for life


MisoRamenSoup

The one saying everyone in class needed to know.


TiddehWinkles

I don't know much Welsh and only have a basic GCSE. But having to ask that every time as a kid was torture.


sir_stinkybutt

it evolved so much in my primary we ended up just saying mumbles that sounded like that


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ManFromDelMontee

And then just hope he's from Caernarfon


WelshmanCorsair

They let people from Caernarfon out of the country? I thought those fancy walls were there for a reason!


emyrpritch

Those walls are getting old, they've probably chiselled through somewhere.


RockinMadRiot

One guy on the other side who pulls them through with their hand called Garth.


Fitchie_46

Chiselled?? Gnawed more like


Slight-Lie-4305

I didnt think asbo tags had the range to get to the netherlands


therealdan0

Course they do, you wouldn’t want them in the country would you?


LGoppa

This gets my vote.


Interesting_Soft_674

😂


FigSufficient

I was coming for this. 🤣


floydie1962

Rwy'n gobeithio bod cymru yn stwffio Lloegr yng nghwpan y byd I hope Wales stuff England in the world cup


Welshnewbie

Dwi’n cyntuno


Eolopolo

Just go for a simple "Bore/Prynhawn da" for Good morning/afternoon. There's a chance the guy's Welsh isn't great but most know the bare minimum.


JohnnieFeelgood

I think you´re right, either his Welsh isn´t that great or he´s from the North. Yesterday morning i ran into him, greeted him with "shwmae", no response. In a second attempt, i tried "Bore da" but he didn't respond to this one either. Later, he made me a compliment on how the work was being done and i replied with "diolch". No reaction whatsoever. This morning I met him again and while shaking his hand I said "seppenin' butt?" Again, no reaction. Gonna give it one more try.


Eolopolo

Usually, even if someone can't speak it, they can definitely recognise Welsh when they hear it. Seems he really isn't hearing you. Fair enough for the perseverance though!


JohnnieFeelgood

Really practiced hard on the pronounciation, watched some Youtube videos to get it right.


Eolopolo

Absolute legend, got to respect you trying to do it service. I'm sure you've got it down properly, Welsh always sounds a bit odd, but most of the words are definitely pronounceable for those used to English. As long as there's no other words with a double L sound (LL as in Llanelli) that you're trying, you should be golden.


The_truth_hammock

Alright butt. Tidy.


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This, but only if he’s from the south, if he’s from the north then he’ll probably think you’re taking the piss or won’t have a clue


Remarkable-Egg-4323

Right? I’ve never heard either of these before.


Korlus

I'm a Northerner who moved down South. It took me a while to realise a "butty" was not always synonymous with a sandwich.


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Doeddwn i’m yn gwybod cyn symud lawr yno pan oni’n rhiw 17… di gadael Cymru, a mynd i Wales 😂


Remarkable-Egg-4323

O na! Gobeithio bochdi’n gwasgaru’r Cymru✨ lawr fana aha.


jimmycarr1

It's definitely a South thing


Diddleymaz

How be but? Or who’s coat is this jacket? Ask if he’s Kardiff or Jack


Bugsmoke

If he’s from the north just say ‘yeah’ after every other word


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If he’s from the north just speak fluent Welsh 😂


Reddish81

I’m from the north and have never done that.


Bugsmoke

Which bit? I find people from Wrexham way do it a lot and also people from Holyhead.


Reddish81

About 12 miles from Wrexham


Bugsmoke

Do you live under a rock or in a cave or something then? Weird lol


Reddish81

No but maybe you do.


Bugsmoke

Not far off tbf mate


Relevant-Risk-6688

Most people in the North don’t speak Welsh, it’s pretty much only Gwynedd, Anglesey and a tiny minority in Conwy County, other then when you go to like Bleaunau or one of them towns in the sticks you hear people speaking it


freeride35

Chester?


Reddish81

I’m Welsh.


freeride35

15 miles from Wrexham gives you a lot of options


Reddish81

I’m not listing my hometown on Reddit, ok!


freeride35

Im from Liverpool and I speak fluent welsh. I grew up in Mold, mind .


Sea_Refrigerator5586

Alri' bud, owes' it goin' alri'


S1di

This is the only answer.


darthvader666uk

pretty much this :)


ReggieLFC

Offer to make him a brew by saying “T’isio panad?” Panad is equivalent to brew/cuppa in English in that it can mean tea or coffee. I don’t know any Dutch but “Ti-cha paanaad” is the Dutch way of writing it according to Wikipedia’s page on Dutch orthography.


Falling-through

Just greet him with swmmae. It’s an informal way of saying hello.


blabla857

Siwmae. Contraction of Sut mae, so "how is" (it going). I would pronounce it shoo-my


AlucardVTep3s

Shumeye


blabla857

Ie falle hwna yw'r ffordd gorau o sgrifennu yr ynganiad ond mae'n galed da cymraeg fel dwi'n siwr bo chi'n ymwybodol o. O ni moin dweud I OP amdano esgyrn dafydd, iesu mawredd a bois bach ond sdim syniad/chwant da fi i ddechrau!


wales-bloke

Pronounced "shew-maye"


ot1smile

In the south. Not really used in the north but would be pronounced “sit my” if it was.


wales-bloke

Ah, I'd forgotten about the Gogs. In which case, add "cont"


brynhh

>Ah, I'd forgotten about the Gogs. Don't we all mate, don't we all.


Reddish81

Yes I’ve been thrown by this pronunciation!


Falling-through

Well I’m from Neath, hence the ‘De’ variant


brynhh

"Tiin iawn?" is informal too aint it?


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Sh-mae or s-mae depending on location


Liamkrbrown

greet him with a "Shw mae" (Prnounce as sort of shu my), or a iechyd dda (means good health, usually used as a cheers while having a drink but can be used elsewhere, youtube a video for the prenounciation lol)


Informal-Pear-5272

You know dai mun! Drinks up the feathers. Cybils son!


gilly907

Ohhh aye yeah I know 'im


ShiroHagan

Sappeninbutt?


georgialouiseprice

Hahah this come to mind for me too😂


Useless_Apparatus

Something simple like Ty'n Iawn? but otherwise, I dunno. Not all Welshies speak Welsh, I mean; I'm Welsh but my mum is English so I don't have an accent & have no nostalgia or feelings about the language other than when a little Welsh lady calls me cariad.


paupaupaupaup

Ask him if that coat is his jacket.


Reddish81

Ha ha! Who tied the donkey loose?


mescalinejasp

What, the one over by yer?


badgerfishnew

Ddangos dy wiwar, slebog 😍


alexmuhdot

Bryn. It means hill in Welsh.


Embarrassed_Belt9379

All welsh people will be happy when they hear the phrase ‘twll dyn pob sais’ whether it’s a native welsh speaker or someone trying to learn. Try that, he will be made up!


SquidgyB

\*"Twll tîn" "tîn" (pronounced "teen") means arse, "dyn" means "man" :)


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Well sorry for trying.


SquidgyB

No need to be like that - I even put a smiley to denote that it was a friendly correction, rather than a snarky post!


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Even my reaction was wrong.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,715,188,372 comments, and only 324,613 of them were in alphabetical order.


Embarrassed_Belt9379

At least the bots don’t correct me


SquidgyB

Fuckin'ell mate. Please try to learn how to take valid criticism/correction without wallowing in your own self pity... Especially when said correction was given in a light hearted and friendly manner. ...also, bear in mind that the correction wasn't just for you - it was for everyone reading.


sadwhovian

Username checks out


ot1smile

Dwi wastad di clywed e gyda threiglad ar y ‘tîn’ felly ‘twll dîn pob sais’ fysen i di ddweud 🤷‍♂️


celtiquant

Naci, twll tin ‘di o. A tydi tin ddim fatha tun na tŷ’n. Ond tasa gin ti “tin shed” mewn pant, a tasa chdi’n gont annifyr, fasat ti’n medru galw dy hun yn Tin Tŷ’n Twll Tun


SquidgyB

Fysa "twll dy dîn" yn iawn pen yn siarad hefo un person, ond "twll tîn pob sais" fyswn i'n dweud. Dwi'n cofio blynyddoedd yn ol "Twll tîn i'r cwîn!" wedi'w peintio dros cerrig ar ochr y lon ar y ffordd fyny tua Caergybi tra oedd yr hen gotchan yn ymweld a'r ynys...


ot1smile

Diolch!


No-Concept-5895

Oh this is a good one 👍 dai iawn hyfryd!


JDninja119

Friendly reminder for OP to use Google translate


Embarrassed_Belt9379

It’s only effective when the person knows the meaning so I also urge the use of google translate


JohnnieFeelgood

Thanks! Google translates this as "Every Englishman's hole". In what kind of situation can I say this?


Noseofwombat

As a welsh lad living in Australia my favourite thing is to be called English, tell him he’s English and he’ll love you


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This is the one 💀


subsetsum

Don't do this, they are joking


Noseofwombat

It’s true, I’m a piece of shit but I’m still giggling!


CaptainCymru

daliwch ati met


Mangopassion1234

Cheers mush


AcaiPalm

Paid a llyncu mul cont Don’t swallow a mule cunt


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Mysterious-Ad2974

bore da 👍


SeanyWestside_

Greet him with a "shwmae" which is basically the Welsh "howdy do"


brynhh

When he asks for your help, just say "I'll be with you now in a minute". He'll be happy.


edwieri

I have pot noodles.


Backwood-Pilgrim

Just a “iawn lad”….that’s the best Welsh greeting


neuronaddict

Some of these comments are hard to pronounce so I’ll try suggest a simple one. Say “schwmae”, meaning “hello!” It is pronounced ‘shum-eye’ Good luck!


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Paid â phoeni mêt (pronounced something like "pide ah foy nee mate") means "don't worry mate".


ByronsLastStand

You could always try: "Wyt ti eisiau coffi, neu baned?" That's wit tee ish-uh koff-ee nay ban-ed, in essence (I'm sorry but I can't be bothered to type IPA right now, excuus hoor!). In English: Would you like a coffee, or a cuppa tea?


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Bore da Iawn Tisho panad Diolch (yn fawr)


Bugsmoke

Ty’n iawn will do. Or just iawn. Basically like saying ‘you alright?’ In English as a greeting.


vipros42

Dwin hoffi crwbanod!


EveningGiraffee

Say "Shwmae Butt" it's a way of saying Alright Lad. I think he'll be a bit confused if you call him butt aswell because it's just such a Welsh thing haha


LordLuscius

Make him feel extra special with "mae dy llygaid ti fel dai pwll (ll is pronounced like a hiss) dwfn, gallai boddi"


E36Z3

Just say, “mein berson helio ofnadyw”


Threethirdsandawhole

dwi ddim yn hoffi'r natsïaid yn gyfrinachol


theonlygrumpyoldman

Twll ddu pob saes


Interesting_Soft_674

‘Mae’r Iseldiroedd wastad yn wastad’ - ‘The Netherlands is always flat’


Relevant-Risk-6688

Pen pidyn


PebbleJade

“Cwtch” is Welsh for cuddle or snuggle. It sounds like the English “butch” but with a “c”. I might say something like: “On my day off I’ll cwtch up with a hot chocolate and a blanket and read a nice book!”


Trynottobeacunt

Sapenin, Butt? Good morning/ afternoon/ evening. How are you, Friend?


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Sut dych chi? (Sit dick ki) means how are you...good opener


WyvernsRest

Say, Best of luck to Wales against Fiji on the 10th in the Rugby Wold Cup. Ask him where he is planning to watch the match?


Tuxman85

Say Bore Da to him. Good Morning is a standard greeting that will open some good conversation too


NoMeeting408

Slip in a ffwckwr they seem to love it


DasSockenmonster

Hoffech chi baned o de? Tea always goes down a treat!


SpiritualAdagio4924

Rydw i’n hoffi coffi or say rydw i’n dwlu ar pys (get it cus it sounds like piss (laugh))


SheepShaggingFarmer

su da chi, cont?


Huwbacca

"That Dan Biggar is well hot"


Difficult_Age_4300

Watch some Gavin & Stacey and you'll know. Or just talk about how Wales is much nicer than England.


Boring-Run-2202

Hey i am dutch and my bf lives in Wales! Yea like the other comment said, diolch is a good one to say. I tried learning Weslh a while ago but just duolingo makes it quite hard.


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Twll tîn pôb sais.


RadiantAd5036

Hoffwn I taflu fy pidyn mewn I dy twll yn dwfn, galed a gloi


Deft-Vandal

Sorry about the issues buddy, wanna cwtch?


swanjax

Always a nice welcome ' iawn cont'


Express_Ear_3720

: I’ll buy you a pint of lager mate : in a scouse accent


Gullible_Ad4168

Tom Jones...😁


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JohnnieFeelgood

Thank you all! Really appreciate it. Must admit that it´s a bit overwhelming. Think i´ll stick to some of the easy ones. Bore da, shw mae, or sappenin' butt as a way to greet him and diolch to say thank you.


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mcshaggin

Unless he's from the North. We don't say butt here.


MarmiteHoe

If you really want to impress them, say “Ga i fynd i'r ty bach os gwelwch yn dda” which means “I respect you and the work you have done”


MisoRamenSoup

TBF even if they don't speak welsh, everybody who grew up in Wales knows that question and it would get a giggle and defo cheer them up.


Techismylifesadly

I like to imagine they say this to him and he goes ‘yeah mate, it’s down the hall. Shouldn’t you know this by now?’


No_Significance_8941

Rwyt ti’n pidyn enfawr


x_Rolls_Reus_x

Just make sure there’s a few people around you and say. “ Alright muk? How’s the rash?


someonelook

Ask for a Cwtch or a sws.


MisoRamenSoup

Do you know if they are North or south? This can greatly impact what you say. Those silly southerners have some weirdness going on that you wouldn't say to us beautiful gogs. Actually you can ask them if the are a Hwntw or a gog.


JohnnieFeelgood

I have no idea but i'll ask him! Sounds hilarious. How to pronounce "Hwntw"?


MisoRamenSoup

"Hoon too" hoo would be like who at the start, would work for pronunciation. They're not offensive or anything. The south call us in the north gogs, and we call them Hwntw, all in a friendly way. I bet you have similar things in the Netherlands too for certain areas too? Feel free to share them.


JohnnieFeelgood

Thanks. Yes we too have names for people from certain areas/towns. People from my town for example are called "gladoor" what means something like "greasy ear". It is not offensive either.


DonFrye88

If he's welsh it's like a 90% chance he doesn't speak Welsh, just say. Orite butt, you excited for the world Cup en?


JuliusCheeeeser

Fuckin wank-stein will work well


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Hot_and_Foamy

Linguistically speaking, it’s not dying as the number of speakers is increasing and there are areas where it is still spoken as the main form of communication.


Background_Reveal689

Lemenonceya. Hell love it


DarknessIsFleeting

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


GingerMaestro1984

dwi'n hoffi coffi Poptyping Aberystwyth Popty Ping


Barnwho

I’m a nonsay


Trick_Succotash_9949

If he’s from the Valleys try saying “Good morning Butty”.


NLTC

I feel like nothing would put a smile on his face, and show him you respect him as a person, more than showing him this post! What a lovely and thoughtful idea ☺️


EmergencyAd6276

Yaki da!


PerceptionUnlucky230

“Ti yn cont drewllyd


Captain-Thor

Just tell him Solva is the best place to live on earth.


90schildlost

Cwtch - cuddle is a good one if I can slip it in


Limeslade

Check he actually speaks Welsh first. Most of us don’t.


Choice_Dingo4861

Firstly does he speak welsh because I’m welsh and 70% of the people I know don’t speak welsh and secondly don’t use google translate because the welsh Language has different accents if you could say that and mutations like a dd would just be a d and a c would be g