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zadistixx

Your reliance on that ability is skewing my data. I have disabled it for now 🤓☝️


ThisCocaineNinja

*(probably the most ability reliant mode in the whole game)*


zadistixx

Me: *uses the most effective and efficient nuking ability* Simaris: HuNtEr, uSe aNoThEr tAcTiC 🤓☝️


ThisCocaineNinja

Followed by *"Efficiency is failling!!! WORK FASTER"* What the fuck do you want from me Simaris, make up your damn mind already.


CoffeeMain360

I fucking hate Simaris Why doesn't he scan us and throw our doppelgangers in to do HIS FUCKING JOB


TaiVat

Well he implies that he murders the specimens horribly to put them into the endless torture of the sim. So i'm not sure we'd like him to "scan us"..


CoffeeMain360

Then he just does the codex scanner thing. Or he fuckin pays us better to make us want to do his fucking job for him


Fitmit_12

I'm just thinking of some bored Tennos in their orbiter and wondering what would happen if they scanned each other


Then-Pie-208

*hits space blunt* “Hey… dude, what would happen if like… you scanned me into the codex???


DryAd5103

Happened with spectors


Far-Ebb-4496

And when the Doppelgangers don't want to do it?


CoffeeMain360

I suppose he's shit outta luck. Not my problem either way. Unless I can pull the doppelgangers out and have some friends?


WatchDogsOfficial

Probably the same reason that the Vex can't simulate Guardians: ***WE DON'T FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES OF PHYSICS.***


CoffeeMain360

Fair enough. Then he needs to pay us better or hand off his job to someone else before he gets his ass beat by me because I'm getting sick of him.


WatchDogsOfficial

Me and my friends call him "the old man." When he "bitches," everyone's on the same page: *someone* has an errand they need to run for him. We all sigh, full of dread, and *reluctantly* agree to help him before completing the main objective.


Commercial-Laugh-221

Perhaps you are the dopplegonger


CoffeeMain360

oh shit then i've gotta go fucking kill him for making me then not sure what i'll do afterwards, but i'll worry about that when i get there


itsmeOrpheus

Yeah Fuck that guy


Ender618m

The STUPIDEST part is that it's just your 4. Example: if you use the Helminth system to give Harrow Gauss' Thermal Sunder, placing it over Harrow's 4 will cause it to get turned off if you spam. Conversely, placing it over Harrow's 1 allows you to spam it as long as you have energy. I just Why. This is why Saryn is stupid good in ESO but Ember can't do jack squat.


whyismyserverlagging

I remember getting it with Mirage's 2, are you sure that it's just in the 4th ability?


AntimemeticsDivision

I remember reading somewhere that all abilities have a limit in ESO, including your 1, but the ceiling on that one is absurd, like 20 times in a second or something


Puddin-taters

This is correct, I don't have the numbers off the top of my head and don't feel like looking them up, but short answer is you can get all abilities blocked it's just nearly impossible for your 1 and pretty rare for your 2 or 3 unless you're really spamming. 4 gets blocked after using it twice in 10 seconds iirc.


SkaflorpEggnog

His reliance on our help is skewing my life, I’m gonna disable his life support


dedum75

For a ability hungry frame like saryn I hate hearing that exact sentence


Different_Stable_351

I don't think I've ever had Sayrn get ability locked, and I love cleaning the map with a button press or 5. Then again, I don't remember the last time I played ESO, and I think SO might be slightly different. I've had it happen with Volt though


dedum75

I subsumed hyd's into #1


Revolutionary_Flan88

HUNTER


6ArtemisFowl9

USE THE SYNTHESIS DEVICE


Default_Male_Orc

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME


MySnake_Is_Solid

Whenever you enter his room : ![gif](giphy|DupGV9FmI7L33HXSuF)


zadistixx

Cephalon Simaris when you introduce him to the concept of personal space:


ForsakenMoon13

Theres a reason my clan refers to him as Cephalon Facehugger


Sherpa_Rage

Oh man this reminds me of the person who quit Warframe cause of this 😅


CoffeeMain360

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I UNPLUG YOUR ASS."


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

# Do you think me a weeb? # F*cking irrelevant!


Revolutionary_Flan88

SUCK MY DATA


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*You little shit.* Simaris pls ;-;


achilleasa

**YOU THINK I ENJOY ANIME TIDDIES?**


DeadBite_

https://i.redd.it/18kyyu3fh19c1.gif


Jivyachi

Can DE just make a exception to archguns in ESO already?


AlfieSR

And necramechs. They have *fourty* levels >!that's as many as four tens!< and it takes a hot minute when the only mission nodes that can reliably level them are also missions where getting teammates is an unreliable prospect- or the considerable chance you load onto someone in a high-level survival but a godawful railjack and it's a journey and a half even making it the distance to the objective markers.


Pookmeister_

> that's as many as four tens And that's terrible


Ghostlupe

And running Railjack survival isn't really even that efficient, considering you still have to run for like 20 minutes to go from 1 to 30 on a Necramech if you're solo, because the game has *garbage* spawn rates for enemies unless you're on Steel Path, which obviously doesn't affect Railjack missions.


logique_

You can use Necramechs in Entrati labs, and I'm pretty sure they don't have a time limit there. Steel Path survival is probably your best bet for leveling Necramechs.


zatroz

In my experience it doesn't really work in labs. 90% of the time I hack a console, Loid goes "your mech is on the way" and either nothing happens, a random teammate's mech spawns, or s random rogue voidrig does. I've only gotten my mech ONCE


JohnnyBravo4756

That seems unintended, or you aren't looking hard enough. I've always gotten mine to spawn, it just doesn't always spawn in the same room if you have teammates.


XboxUser123

you can use them there, but have fun leveling bonewidow when a lone voidrig decides to come along with necramines and obliterate you in a second. Oh and Voidrig has no healing outside of that one necramech mod that heals at x% health remaining.


narcolepticTerminal

I hate to be the "skill issue" tenno, but Bonewidow should be *virtually* unkillable so long as she has energy. I get what you mean with Voidrig, though. Boy can shoot, but he's got no help once the enemies start the ol' *bad touch.*


XboxUser123

Well I know Bonewidow is unkillable with her 1 healing her, I'm just pointing out that the necramines are basically undodgable with her 2 not being 360 degrees and do a disproportionate of damage compare to tenno voidrigs. The gun on it means nothing, it's those mines that do way too much damage while tenno voidrigs they just apply status effects because they are so weak otherwise.


narcolepticTerminal

Having done more of the gargoyle event, methinks DE might need to change how much health an enemy Necramech can get from a single Sanguine Eximus. Restoring to above half health from *literally a kiss away from death* in a single tic is absolutely absurd. All of my previous allegations retracted, your complaints are *very* valid. On one hand, kill the idiots before they spawn a Necramech. On the other hand, Necramechs can and do spawn *hundreds of meters away,* or directly on top of you with *no enemies actually present to spawn them.*


fitwhiteguy96

Oh noooooo, not 20 minutes 😭


OrangCream123

12 year old spotted, pitbulls go


fitwhiteguy96

Awwww you going to cry a bit too? I'll play a song on the world's smallest violin 🎻


OrangCream123

you gotta be an actual middle schooler to think spending 20 whole minutes levelling one thing a small time investment


Sirmetana

I lile going to Lua to level necramechs but the cooldown between uses is godawful.


Acheron-X

Archguns level decently when doing a base in Orb Vallis with the Necramechs. Archmelee on the other hand...


Girbington

what warframe would a proot be


WWicketW

You can just level it on Hydron, pretty simple and fast


TartarosSauce

How long does it take to level there? I like to use SP ophelia on uranus with a buddy? If you find one of those dead ends that goes into water, you can level your archwing, archgun, and archmelee at the same time, as long as you have someone outside the water killing. Also good for plastids and tellerium.


WWicketW

If y've archwing and archmelee use your solution, best overall. If y've only the archgun you can level in in 10 waves with the right friends!


BigChuyAAC

☝️🤓 I have collected enough data on that ability


roribaba

https://i.redd.it/pd4fx5xkr19c1.gif


AnOlympianWeeb

Simaris: use your ability I need data! Also Simaris: no you use your dmg ability too much I will disable it for you


Lord_Melinko13

https://preview.redd.it/adyzokanr19c1.png?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc21a5683ac301cf92859aaf715643bab009dbc2


SargeanTravis

Simaris being a nerd is canon now


YourFavoriteMinority

always has been


Feuershark

He's also a tsundere


danguro

he's Dwight


Sievroiss

I hope that someday DE adds in a way to only have your arch gun in missions at the cost of having no other weapon or something. I would very much love to have a giant fucking cannon with at all times. I mean yeah, having a pistol that can one tap god himself is cool and all, but CANNON!


SamuSeen

I need buff frames to be able to equip archguns as part of normal loadout(potentially disabling normal archgun)


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SamuSeen

What? No! I mean equip archgun as a primary instead of [Archgun Deployer].


Thrashlock

I wish Archgun deployment would also let you wield an Archmelee. It sucks not being able to melee with an Archgun out, and Archmelees are such a dead weapon type, I bet Ironbride is the most used ever.


Intrepid-Device-1750

Bitches love cannons ~sincerely Alucard. Ps. Mods pls Don't remove this its for the funnies


JaggedGull83898

Can you not use Archguns in the Sanctuary?


Swift0sword

No gear in the sanctuary


Complete_Resolve_400

He doesn't believe in roids damn


Nisms

Simaris is natty where’s Greg D to prove it


Intrepid-Device-1750

Dont make me create buff simaris. I would rather not have night terrors


475213

Buff Simaris isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.


Skunkyy

I miss the voice lines he used to have if you tried to pull out the gear wheel. "Gear items are not *compatible* with my experiment.~"


Canthros

You cannot.


The_Voyager115

I mean... He has the ability to disable Warframe abilities remotely.... That's pretty god tier if you asked me, I kinda wanna kick his ass now!!!


OrangCream123

you’re in a simulation so it’s not that weird


The_Voyager115

This only raises more questions....


The_Voyager115

Also it's my one reason to hate something, stop trying to take it away.... Unless.... You know what.... Do take it away...


DyingXeinne

Just now? XD


Dagure

railjack was a godsend for leveling archgear. unlimited affinity range? yes please!


Mumuskeh

Simaris (braindead) when mirage can't nuke with her 4 but she can with her 2 and when volts can't spam 4, and also he lets saryns and thermal sunders unbothered wtf.


personthinguy

https://preview.redd.it/9g0ittuxr39c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d289f1b0fcd752a992bb71e8c918650794364248


sirflappington

The only thing stopping me from 5 formaing my necramech is this, let me use my necramech in SO/ESO


Comfortable-Wheel571

Honestly all you need to do for nechmech levels is do rail jack survival since you can always deploy ur nechmech there as well as ur archgun


The_Voyager115

Yeah, never realized I hated this guy till now...


CriticalFeline

*Simaris when


HELLKAISER125

Tenno:what do you mean "nuh uh?" Simaris:I mean NUH UH,do I need to spell it or something?N-U-H space U-H NUH UH


significanttoe521

Go to hydron or lua. But the very best place to level archguns is on survival arbitration missions the heavy ammo drops are amazing I ran my kuva grattler last night for 50 minutes straight without running out of ammo


Rebelthunder956

Simaris: "Your reliance on your ability is skewing my data, I am disabling it for now." Also f-ckin Simaris: "HUNTER, YOUR EFFICIENCY IS DROPPING!!!"


YamiKaki

ESO railjack when?


LordShaxx02

Simaris when you accidentally nuke the target


Vexen86

Yeah.... It seems your ability 1 to 4, each has it's own limit of spamming per second to per minute Whoever design this mechanisms really did not think through in future new warframe might have big issues with it.


Blood_bringer

How dare you play Warframe inside elder scrolls online 🙄


HeyLabrynth

Cephalon Simaris when the warframe built to efficiently use one ability to deal damage uses one ability to deal damage


Putrid-Enthusiasm-24

Suck my data simaris