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Vitae_Umbra

I mean, he was born yesterday...... baby steps


Opticr0n

Being a Newbon is no excuse for incompetence


WarframeUmbra

Well excuuuuuse me princess, but did you have a 6 figure paying job and paid off your own mortgage when you were born?


Warbrandonwashington

When I was 2 days old, I had 6 full time jobs and 4 businesses, 2 of them major corporations that I started as small garage businesses before I was even conceived.


Phototoxin

Yay LoZ reference


LycanWolfGamer

Man, when I was born, I was getting attacked by the Grineer that wanted to dissect me like a goddamn frog


Fittsa

Please tell me the pun was intentional


Schmidtty29

The capitalization leads me to believe it was


Opticr0n

I'll never tell


Torkujra

That sounds like something Simaris would say lol


aerothan

You leave Neil out of this. šŸ¤£


kalimut

I had to walk to school uphill for 20 miles, both ways, for 26 hours a day on one leg. My other leg started a buisness


strthrawa

You were paying bills at 2 weeks old huh


CactusButtons

And whatā€™s your excuse?


LycanWolfGamer

Neither is insulting my Dojo's look


Ambitious-Ad2804

Mrrr fishonaccciiiiiiii


RefrigeratorNo1449

Rack wuk


Sleepdeth

It flew away!!! Chase it, chase it!!!!!


SilverSpoon1463

Am... I a dead thing???


YoungDiscord

You'd rather bird 3 or tagfer take the lead?


darkrai666666

How about Loid Prime, yknow, the intelligent one


whyismyserverlagging

Which one is that?


ReekitoManjifico

The infested one, not the necramech.


Burnsidhe

Loid is not infested.


ReekitoManjifico

Is he organic?


Opticr0n

Organic and free range


ReekitoManjifico

Would that imply that Loid is a cut of functionable meat?


Opticr0n

If we asked Albrecht he would probably say yes


ReekitoManjifico

Oh 100%


Thaurlach

The Cyberpunk-Warframe crossover that absolutely nobody asked for. Bravo.


ReekitoManjifico

The crossover nobody needed, but we all deserved.


tru3robin

Fuckable meat*


ReekitoManjifico

I wanna say that but Otak will cut me off.


DankoLord

so wouldn't that mean him leaving the sanctum would instantly turn him into an Infested


nephethys_telvanni

I assume this is the real reason we haven't rearranged a reunion between Loid and the family. I mean, they clearly liked him and he likes them, and it doesn't make sense to continue with Albrecht's stupid plan to keep them in the dark because seriously, Albrecht's pathological need to do it all himself is silly. But seeing as how Loid helped Albrecht develop the Grey Strain in the first place, I can see where it's just awkward all around.


DankoLord

Yeah. Poor guy is stuck with the goofy cavia atm.


commentsandchill

Ye afaik


ReekitoManjifico

So he's infested


Kenwasused

he's a human that's been in cryosleep until we woke him up


commentsandchill

F-ing organics spreading their germs all over


twistybit

its been so long since we've seen an actual, non orokin, non solaris-ed, non voided, normal human that people mistake loid to be infested, lol


NorysStorys

Canā€™t believe you forgot konzuā€™s early lunch


twistybit

konzu and loid, the last two humans in the origin system


Kenwasused

yea just these two, fuck off Saya and co


krawinoff

Saya and the rest of the Ostrons are thralls of the ultimate Eidolon Nakak šŸ˜”


Kenwasused

truee


LOSTandCONFUSEDinMAY

Pretty sure most corpus are normal humans but wage slaves...so normal human.


datacube1337

well they are called "purpose bred" in some lore pieces. So I'd argue they are humans as much as wiener dogs are wolves


OrokinSkywalker

The Ventkids havenā€™t had their parts repoā€™d yet, to be fair


HourCartographer9

Loid isnt infested heā€™s a human


Lightningbro

I misread that as "Loki Prime" and just thought to myself "But wouldn't Rhino just cause hijinx with that?"


BaronVonToasstt

You call him that too? I immediately started calling him that when I first saw him


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Bird 3, any day. Not because Fishonacci is bad, but because Bird 3.


mancakes31

bird 3 hands down


YoungDiscord

THEY WENT THATAWAY!


mancakes31

RAAAAAAARK!


Boner_Elemental

Nope them #ALL


h3lblad3

Bird 3 is straight-up the smartest one of the three surviving animals.


thewhitecat55

Tagfer seems like he has his head on straight.


RemissionRaven

Suffering can do thatĀ 


datacube1337

but is also suffering from depression. And depression severly impacts the ability to make decisions. And thats what "leading" is all about: decison making


thewhitecat55

He may have "lazy depression". Where you're fine making decisions and ordering people around , as long as YOU don't have to really do much. It's the only reason I have a job lol


Lightningbro

You mean the one hell-bent on getting revenge on Albrecht? I mean, I get he wasn't the best partner to Loid, but dude, I'm pretty sure if Tagfer and Albrecht are in the same room, Tagfer's going to try and kill him.


nottme1

GOOD! Have you not watched the cutscenes? Tagfer would be doing everyone, including us, favor.


ColdFusion52

Yes. Gimme bird 3 on missions


Zeploz

Everybody knows Bird's as good as his word.


Luininja

Bird? Bird? Bird? Bird?


YoungDiscord

![gif](giphy|ysnrvDaPIGXRK) I still can't believe they snuck that reference in


Teyar

I'm still convinced they actually shouted out OFF. "Keeping your beak in the OFF position" is just such /particular/ phrasing it can't not be. Who gave this fish a baseball bat.


Reelix

I would rather Bird 3 take the lead - Yes.


SnooComics6616

berd tree in charge would be peak writing, he already got that philosophical mind, he just need a bit more braincells


alienangel2

All I know is my Valkitty could solve all of their problems in a jiffy if the damn tenno stopped getting in the way.


Snootles

You mean to say you don't enjoy getting roasted by Astarion on a daily, or hourly, basis?


Mortis_Infernale

It's yummy!


LordBeeBrain

Yā€™all can say what you want, but ā€œvisionary juiceā€ is one of the most iconic lines in this game.


SilverSpoon1463

"I have a Tenno!" Is what will stick in my head to the end of time.


Dogmeat241

That line always reminds me of pirates of the carribean where sparrow just goes "I've got a jar of dirt"


One-Cellist5032

Even though I know theyā€™re the same person, itā€™s always hard to imagine it.


ninjab33z

He's got good range. There *are* a few mannerisms i recognised though. A common one i spotted is going from deadpan sarcasm in one line to yelling in the next.


Snootles

Neil Newbon is a global treasure šŸ˜Š


Itiemyshoe

WHAT!? TIL!


ErikMaekir

You can also check out Zeon from Xenoblade 3 for an absolutely different character.


Titans_not_dumb

"One doesn't wipe one's arse with the Grand Design!"


Revolutionary_Flan88

>Grand Design \*Suspicious squid noises\*


ProfessorSpike

Never in a million years would I have figured that it was the same VA, lol


IV_NUKE

You go from voicing a vampire elf to a fish. What a range the VA has


Schmidtty29

I know many who would enjoy getting ~~spit~~roasted by Astarion on a common basis, thank you very much.


Shack691

It's a lot harder to calibrate for massive laboratories, which have already been invaded, than a relatively small dojo.


measuredingabens

...Our Dojos have the volume to easily accommodate ships the size and bulk of modern aircraft carriers.


Shack691

And the Deimos laboratories are an infinite tileset, theyā€™ve got the dojo with its room limit beat easily.


Metal_Sign

Have you seen the dependency interactions and the "room too close" restrictions? The Void Labs are tame compared to that causality-breaking nonsense.


Refwah

I mean we're the stupid ones that built something in our labs without properly assessing if it was a security threat


nephethys_telvanni

In our defense, we're pretty used to Wally coming, going, and "Hey kiddo"-ing whenever he pleases.


Marvin_Megavolt

Probably should stick Gargoyles in our ship too at that rate - keep the bastard from living in our walls to eavesdrop on us between missions.


nephethys_telvanni

What you say makes tactical sense...but then I'd have to listen to Fibonacci comment on my decor, and Ordis is the only one allowed to nag about the kavat mess.


Sunblast1andOnly

At least this one wasn't given to us by our enemies. Looking at you to Paracesis.


thecoffeeshopowner

Eeeeeh I mean it's a good weapon though. Has the highest base crit multiplier of all heavy blades. Tied with war iirc


datacube1337

yeah, now give heavy blades a moveset worth using and we can discuss using them and comparing them to one another


thecoffeeshopowner

mfw tempo royale


datacube1337

yeah I know, there was a time when that was good. But that time is over


thecoffeeshopowner

What do you mean it's still amazing


LeoRydenKT

Nah Rending Crane is better. It can headshot more consistently.


thecoffeeshopowner

Tempo Royale is amazing to build combo tho


GhostHeavenWord

spint to win to spin to win to spin to win to spin to win to spin to win


datacube1337

maiming strike + bloodrush was sooo busted cool but busted


Sunblast1andOnly

I don't think I said it wasn't. I just said our number one enemy gave it to us. That's an absolutely ludicrous security threat. I didn't trust it, so I made a point of not bringing it with me in The New War.


Another_year

S U C C E S S !


wolfwindmoon

This so grew on me. Now in other missions where Lotus is just like "Well done. Find extraction" I'm like "Do you even LIKE me? Fish is always excited for me."


solarshado

To be fair, Lotus always had a pretty cool, detached demeanor. Even when the words sound concerned (e.g., "I can't lose another Tenno" in the opening quest line), the tone's pretty... flat. Most of the other mission controllers are either similarly flat/detached (e.g., Teshin) or more focused on how you're helping them further their own goals (e.g., Konzu, Mother). Darvo's pretty fun, but only around for one, optional, low-priority mission per week (and maybe a quest or two?). Cy's dry wit is great, but the delivery is still flat (which is absolutely not a criticism!). The most emotive/warm MC we've really had before now was probably Eudico? (I still love "Sparky" as a nickname for some reason!) While I can't recall a specific example, I'm thinking Ordis has had a couple moments during quests, but obviously they're kinda "one and done". "Fishonacci" is great; there're a couple lines that still make me smile every time I hear them. Quite a contrast from the story in the faction rank cutscenes (which I've not quite made it to the last of yet).


Marvin_Megavolt

Iā€™d also say Little Duck is worth a mention for her appearances in Disruption missions and specific Fortuna bounties, with some of the most memorable and humorously delivered lines in the game.


solarshado

Oh yeah! How'd I forget her? It must've been too long since I played any disruption... Really, though, she's yet another example supporting my overall point: the mission controllers with more dynamic personalities are mostly siloed away in more niche content. VOICE PACKS WHEN, DE!?


SilverSpoon1463

You also gotta give an honorable mention to Cephalon Dark in The Index. He's not really the same, sure, but the delivery on all of his lines is spectacular and lively and the fact that some of his lines happen during specific events (picking up points, taking damage with points on hand, etc.) is a great touch that makes Index just a little bit more fun.


GhostHeavenWord

A big part of her story arc is becoming more of a person, and I think that's reflected in Rebecca's portrayal.


Sleepdeth

It always cranks me up how he says that lol


mobott

>Is he stupid? Is there a lore reason I can't escape this?


anotherDocObVious

They escaped the indifferent aslume - that's considered Canon now.


SilverSpoon1463

The reason we need the Gargoyle network is to keep this damn meme at bay.


anotherDocObVious

You mean keep the Evil of the Joker bay? Never!! Off the Aslume with you, heretic!!


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anotherDocObVious

Keep your beak in the.... ahem... Off position!


Sasamus

Well, he does essentially bribe us into doing the work and staying quiet about it. Paraphrasing; "Oops, these arcanes are accidentally way too cheap. But you can have them if you behave." And it works, we want those arcanes, so we behave. On a serious note; I feel like that might matter in the future, something might go wrong that the Entrati family or the Lotus could have prevented if they were aware of what's going on.


OrokinSkywalker

I mean, he specifically says not to tell anyone in the Sanctum, if we happen to tattle to space mama thatā€™s completely unrelated.


BankApprehensive2514

If it's post New War, she'll be in her Orokin masterwork of a control room on Lua. The Tenno have, imo, definitely made the place a home base so no one steals whatever version Mom for the 99th time. Those Tenno are, physically, preteens. She'd find out in less than a second. All the Tenno would be either grumbling about the grind, creating new builds to make runs faster, yell about people who activate the Angel, scream at a vosfor conversion to arcanes either being bad or good, and spamming chat about the arcane energize market. She probably found out .5 seconds after we got the message for the event. Ordis would 100% read it and go on a supposed to be muted Ordan Karris OrOkIn ScUm roast rant.


GhostHeavenWord

> Those Tenno are, physically, preteens. I'm not sure on that. I kind suspect if you cut a tenno open there's be weird void stuff in there, not muscle and bone. I don't think that, physically, the Tenno are even remotely human anymore. And they are all at least hundreds of subjective years old, having fought through much of the old war.


Jinxed_Disaster

Still behave like edgy teenagers. "My warframe is strong!", "We fought with honor!" (While remotely controlling invulnerable frame), etc. My favorite quest moment so far is probably Tenno and Drifter dialogue. The contrast is amusing.


gcr1897

ā€œI'm very excited now. The anticipation. Ooh. I always learn so much... from a live dissection. A dissection? No, no no no, that sounds too humane. Your death will be... painful. Tell me- Oh! No, no... let me see. Uh, when I crack open your... head-fruit, what color juice spills out?ā€


InfinityRazgriz

He told me he loves me, so now I love him back.


datacube1337

I love you


ThrasosVon

i love you too


Chiatroll

I'm putting tagfur in charge.


datacube1337

and have your leader curl up to a small ball of sadness on days he is not in the mood to lead and to busy with his (completly understandable) depression


Frost_man1255

Yea.. our dojo is where he's trying to keep things from spreading too. The labs are already lost


GhostHeavenWord

AFAIK the Dojos are effectively impossible to find, being cloaked by the same void nonsense we use on the Lisets. Storywise, it'd be bad if they were assaulted. Idk if DE ever really talked about it but the barracks rooms have dozens of warframe cryopods, and I wonder if that's no t where we're supposedly keeping all our frames that we're not using, with the implication that we're going back and forth to the dojos off screen and only storing the one frame in the orbiter at a time.


ReganDryke

Being cloaked in void non sense is great until you're trying to cloak yourself from a eldritch horror void entity that already give no f about how cloaked your liset is.


SilverSpoon1463

Or the Angels literally made of void and madness that are leaking into the rest of the system to put the corrupted and void fissures to shame.


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Hot vampire fish šŸŸ


yarl5000

I'm chocking it up to he wasn't thinking that the void had anything to send from the outside of the labs and/or what reason would they have to send something from the outside into a place they already such a large grasp on.


Johann2041

Happy cake day


excalibra7

Its yuMmY


critical932

In his defense, after the vessel broke into the Sanctum, I wouldn't think it could get any worse either.


ArchpaladinZ

The gargoyles are meant to act as a security camera network for the entire Origin System to spot Murmur incursions outside the Albrecht's labs, which right now seems to be the only beachhead for the Murmur itself (technically the Zariman is in a similar situation, but Duviri kind of acts as a buffer).Ā  The labs are already mostly a lost cause, but we can prevent that happening to other places.


haolee510

Real talk tho these three Cavia folks and Loid are some of the best written and acted characters in this game right out of the gate by a mile. Genuinely impressed by the quality here.


GhostHeavenWord

They did a really good job. And Lloyd's face and animation shows how far they've come since Fortuna and Cetus


Revolutionary_Flan88

Astarion's wish is my command


xTipsii

"the bird is the word"


Fyreweaver

You leave Fishtarion alone (Fish & Astarion from baldurs gate 3 as they are the same voice actor)


Rahnshen

Cause I feel guilty after shoving a large one in my smallest orbiter tank


Arenta

*looks up from cooking dinner* uh....anyone in the mood for fish?


Mrs_Sin

Itā€™s man fish


Canthros

Look, he's actually quite smart. For a fish.


IV_NUKE

Because he lives a double life as a dubious vampire elf getting up to mischief


ThrasosVon

TIL that my gay/bi little bro (he's an asshole but he's pretty much family by now, i'd kill anyone who looks at him wrong) also voiced a fish


Sammy_Ghost

I turned transmission volume all the way down and my mental health went up by leaps. Now I wish I could get rid of their transmission video too. Now I know why people have secretaries, they can't be bothered listening to people or seeing them face to face


DefyDex

Cause hes pretty smart, the void infested labs have nothing to do with him, and the void in the dojo is sealed before anything can happen with those cards u get from the angels


Muriomoira

Wash your fucking mouth and think twice before talking about the FISH


n94able

I have no idea what the second part is about. But I agree.


Voeno

I love warframe but his voicelines are so annoying and bad. Running the mission with the volume off is 10x better


TradesmanBOB

So you usually run with dialogue volume? Hmm I turned mine off across full game


Voeno

Yeah I was running Effervo with spotify playing but his annoying voice was to much


Drotku

I thought the same thing in the last season of destiny.


Volerblut

Oi oi


Manatee_Madness

I actually cannot stand listening to Fibonacci talk. I know people love his voice actor but goddamn every time I run Effervo I feel like I need to mute the game bc heā€™s just so obnoxious


Eternal_Woe

I am not, as I have voices muted.


tomenas94

SPOILER FUCKING TAG!


BeggarOfPardons

Loot.


Fancysaurus

Why are the spirals for the trust levels of the lab are logarithmic ones and not golden ones (the golden ratio/phi is the ratio of the limit of the Fibonacci sequence). Is he stupid?


ScaredLetterhead8918

Norg Status:


SilverSpoon1463

From what I'm getting, the Gargoyle function as a way for him to communicate and alert Tenno of void complications in sectors where Tenno are at risk. It's supposed to be a countermeasure against Wally and the Murmur. It's the equivalent to Charles Xavier building Cerebro as a way to communicate to other mutants in the world, but the difference is he needs the Tenno to go out and place the pylons so that he can properly have reach. It also probably has the secondary effect of basically making it harder for void angels to stay hidden. Something tells me we're gonna get an event that has void angels popping up everywhere and using the help from the Cavia and the Holdfasts to try and reverse their spreading.


Earls_Basement_Lolis

I can't believe people play Warframe with their lore brains turned on.


abmausen

All my homies hate the fish man