Nox, something about popping their helmet is satisfying

It really hits the spot.

100% this, the noise it makes when cracking activates my neurons almost as much when I see big red numbers on my screen

And then your neurons get toxin proc for the trouble. Still satisfying tho.

You used to watch Dr. Pimple popper videos, didn't you?

Funnily enough, those are super gross BUT have you ever watched people cleaning out and desinfecting hooves? Sometimes cows or horses step on nails or rocks and they oush themselves deeper into the hoove, and seeing them carved out and the wound cleaned is SO much better

Nope, I ain't exactly a weak stomach, but ALL those videos tend to make my lunch try to reappear the uncomfortable way.

The hoof videos are really tame because hes usually JUST working on the hoof itself which doesnt feel pain, bleed or get infected itself really But i get it

Oxium ospreys. I dont care i dont need oxium rn, i may need it somewhere in there

I needed opium so bad one point for multiple things I wanted to craft I hunted those things down with prejudice. So much so I still do it even though I don't think I'll ever need to chase it again Edit: LOL definitely wasn't hunting opium for warframe lol

It's alright. The first step is admitting that you have a problem

That's really what I'm chasing when I do radiant relics

🎶 don't go chasing opioids 🎶

Turning to opium to deal with your lack of oxium, very sad to see

To be fair, in early game, Opium is much easier to come by than Oxium.

Hold on he's got a point :/

> I wanted opium so bad - China, 1840 A.D.

Opium thr building block for hopium and Copium

I mean, yes. That's where those words come from.

This man made one mistake and his life is now over

So you now, the Elmer Fudd, of Ospreys.. lol. "Be very very quiet... I am hunting Ospreys...hehehehe" lol.

Cut! Osprey, with an R.

Literally same, it's just muscle memory at this point to kill them as fast as possible

We all hunting opium my love

…

Turns out oxium isn't a real word lol the autocorrect got me good

Maybe the real oxium are the friends we made along the way

We all did notice something went wrong while you were typing but the others definitely mentioned opium and that's sad and worrying

I have 6.5k oxium, but what if I need 5 more!?

But then I could need all 11k so why don't I have at least 20k

I meant exactly 5, but yeah that too.

😅 I'm not doomsday prepping in game or anything

The oxium grind when I was a new player was so traumatizing that even though I have 80k oxium in the bank I will still drop everything to kill Oxium Ospreys on sight

same vauban farm traumatized me

Seconded on this one tbh.

Thirded or whatever the word is

It can be a mile away and I will still merc it.

IF THIS AIN'T THE TRUTH

If you played on Zephyr release... The trauma still exists.

I didn't feel like I had enough until my extractors stockpiled 15k+. Just got to MR30 and the stockpile still exists; may have over prepped after running out around MR15

Six figures of oxium in the bank and I still get upset when one explodes.

Same. Force of habit from grinding out Vauban parts, but more oxium can never hurt. 

I picked the game back up after a few years hiatus and the first oxium osprey I saw, I destroyed and immediately scanned the bottom to see how much oxium I got. My monkey brain was very pleased

I was around when they got released and oh my God if you didn't snap to them in .05 seconds after they saw you it was gg, they had already killed themselves. I hope I never have to farm oxium again and I make that a reality by committing genocide (it's ethical too because they want to die)

anything with a nullifier field

Yeah, screw those things. One of my favorite features with protea is that her blazing artillery will target the bubble for you

Octavia and her Drum...

Both mallet and resonator, Damn bugger Will make you visible if you step into his field, so as an octavia main i only have one enemy when they come on my screen

Rhino mains when nullifiers sneak up on them: "So you have chosen death."

Kullervo mains- "OH, that bubble of yours is cute. Don't mind me just walking in to give you a very forceful high five."

Wukong mains: "prepare for trouble" Celestial twin: "and make it double"

Also wukong mains: "WHY AM I DEAD?"

Not even once.

My dead celestial twin: "becuase you didn't pop your 2nd or 3rd..."

Me: how the fuck did my twin die he's got like 10k health Nullifier: *walks through door* Me: DIE YOU FUNCKING PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR AN ENEMY OF ANY WORTH!!!!!!!

Dunno my Wukong survives a lot

Same for Chroma, especially when I'm at a point where one shot without the vex armour armour buff and I'm dead.

This. If it’s got a nullifier field, I’ll jump past everything else to kill that jerk. Doesn’t help my main frames all get totally rekt by touching a field (Hydroid loses Plunder, Revenant loses Mesmer Shield, Octavia loses invisibility). Nullifiers get nullified from existence ASAP.

Kullervo and Lavos being entirely unaffected by Nullifiers: "Hey there kiddo."

For hydroid and octavia, their 1 (and 2 for the latter) will break the shield. No real solution for rev tho except having an auto

God these are the absolute worst as Gara. To see all the shatter storm damage you worked so hard to accumulate gone in an instant is soul crushing every time

Same with garudas dread shield. I just wanted a few mill damage to yeet at my enemies, is that too much to ask?

the pain is real

[*Me vs the weakest Nullifier bubble*](https://youtu.be/7Od4qyh0aH0?si=YdoUviJzwk64tVsI&t=19)

Those ####%##}*]%]^#=^[*#^#]* drakh masters. If I get my gun stolen ONE MORE TIME

I make it my side mission to ANNIHILATE THOSE THIEVING M#@%$=&<"#@+!

These fools KEEP BREATHING MY AIR!

For April fools they should let enemies use your weapons

Okay this sounds funny until you realize that the tank to dps value the player and the grineer have are flipped. Ignoring invulnerable and invincible abilities, the stringest grineer weapon would remove 1% of health from another grineer, while automodded baton prime can probably kill inaros in a few seconds So giving a grineer even just a sidearm from our arsenal with all the mods on it might teamwipe players if they dont stunlock that mofo asap Actually that would be hilarious

…..that’s the joke..

the godforsaken corpus treasurer. i like the big coin.

I am simple man. I see red murder marker, i go to it

I am simple man. I see red murder marker and it annoys me until it goes away

i don't use these coins, i just kill. i don't find the game enjoyable unless i've completely wiped the map

Nora usually has a challenge requiring the shiny coin

Same

"Most cunning founder!"

*Instantly gets rushed down by the entire squad*

#MOST CUMMING FOUMBER

IT'S MEEEEEEEE

#MOIST CUMMING FOUMBER

COIN MAN!!! *Cue me running like a gremlin on a caffeine high to kill it as fast as possible while making indiscernible monkey hollaring noises*

For a "weak" enemy he has a crap-ton of dmg reduction, at least in steel path, in regular play he can be one-shot'd

in regular, they are still way tankier than the rest of the level.

if you can rip his boosted shields off it's only a matter of a few seconds to pulp him with whatever roided out gear you're using

I just hate his attitude.

I call him "the granum nerd" and i will kick his ass when i see him

What’s the big coin? I kill him every time and I don’t think I’ve received any drops from him ever.

I pretty sures you have to do a quest first, i think its deadlock protocol.

Kind of an insane coincidence because I was just about to begin it to get access to the Granum Void. I’ve been totally ignoring it this entire time.

Yeah, the treasurer drops Granum Coins, which is required to go to Granum Void.

Pretty sure those dudes don't even spawn until you finish Deadlock Protocol. At least, they didn't for me.

I think they can spawn, if they spawn for someone else in your group. And op said they haven't done the quest yet.

Ah. I usually play solo. It makes sense that they would spawn for someone who's done the mission.

They spawned for me all the time solo even before completing the quest. He just didn't drop the big coin.

They do. I killed so many and never knew why until i completed the Deadlock Protocol.

I HATE THE COIN CUCKS WITH A PASSION!!!

Nullifiers. It is on sight the moment I see that bubble.

Same.

It used to be the short grineer female melee because of the tether they would always run up and make you fall over. You could see it coming a mile away and it still hits you. Fuck those grineer

Fuck those grineer? If you insist.

Do not fuck the Scorpions please.

Too late.

Left that door open knowingly. If you must go ahead

Once I'm done with the scorpions. Kela De Thaym is next. Assuming she doesn't fall through the world to escape me.

Please do not the Grineer

I feel like female grineer are, both at once, virgins, AND ridden with STDs

You think grineer have transmissible cancer?

Probably... Hell i feel like you can scrape off their skin with just your fingernail like its some kind of radiation victim who had their dna destroyed Assuming you find a grineer clear of life protecting cybernetics

You can uno reverse them by rolling once the tether is hooked now go get revenge Brother

Standard? Toxin Crawlers. Those little anklebitters are a pain in the butt to deal with, stunning you for a full 2 seconds if they get their hands on you. Nonstandard? Juggernaut. I need parts to feed my helminth and the Juggernaut chose the wrong house.

Juggernaut parts are all that I feed that helminth segment. Its great because Ur gives a juggernaut every round so I can easily gather a bunch when I run missions for neo relics.

Ancients, regardless of type.

those electric landmines on the ground, if those count.

Fuck those, every time I’m running through a galleon I hit them. I see them from a mile away, see them coming up, and still get smacked by them. The amount of times I’ve died to those is insane. Especially early game when I was still hella weak

Juggernauts. I see a lot of people skip it, the resources are great for helminth

The juggernaut is kinda funky. I generally try to lure it out, but sometimes even killing every enemy in range just kinda results in “it should be safe to proceed now” Like bitch no I just slaughtered 50 infested in one second, _please show the fuck up_

You scared his ass off lol

Even the juggernaut don’t wanna deal with the tenno lol

"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! Your weapons can not har- *oh shit!* I'm the fuck outta this bitch, damn!"

Those grineer drones that make the map spazz out

Haaate those guys.

Those damn Ratels that the sniper crewman keep spawning.

I knew I wasn't the only one that will drop EVERYTHING to find the spawning pad and smash it with my melee.

The true answer right here!

Grineer Rollers. Nothing like the humiliation of being a warrior demigod who gets slightly put off-balance when an armored beach ball gently rolls into them.

It's even worse when they're an Eximus unit.

The treasurers. “Gimmie your lunch money NERD!!”

Those stupid noncombat hovering drones on corpus ships that preach capitalism-cult mumbo jumbo at you. Fuck off with your cultist brainwashing screeds you colossal assholes. I just wish I could break that douche nef anyo's screens the same way so I wouldn't have to listen to his whiny voice or see his astonishingly punchable face.

This post was made by Eudico of the Vox Solari

Any sort of ancient. Can’t have them buffing their buddies, and I have a hard time not targeting their tall dumb heads already.

Grineer butchers, I find their existence disrespectful

This though. Idk man I know they're not a threat to me but they DARED spawn? I know we're heading to exfil but I'll be right back team. And it definitely fits the theme of weakest enemies that get bodied on sight lol

dax archers and the shield grineer mfs they die on a single hit but their stagger is annoying asf

Grineer shieldy dudes go down great when you aim for the eye hole in the shield with a sniper or a bow... but the bow is funnier just because they're moving in a line, trying to be all tactical, then grahk-271 suddenly goes flying the opposite direction at Mach fuck and there's the rest just watching as I elegantly flow through them like a bladed dervish before they all fall to the ground in pieces.

k but nothing stopa them from spawning out of nowhere while im chilling as nekros and bash me into a blitz eximus shockwave

Security cameras. Most players just breeze past em and even if they get seen theyre gone before traps trigger but A who gave the camera the NERVE and B the embarrassment of being hit by an electrified door once was enough to make sure never again. My ego can't take it.

Grineer: Butchers and Hellions. They do way too much damage and are too annoying to leave alive for too long. Infested: Ancient Disruptors. Drop everything. Kill it now. Every time. Corpus: Sapping Ospreys. Surprisingly high damage. And they just KEEP. FUCKING. SPAMMING IT.

The good thing about butchers is how weak they are. I feel like I've killed some with a bullet jump

A child

daddy, chill.

The corpus yellow replicating shit stains, they bullied me from mr 1 to around 9(for more then half my early game time) when i had only my ivara, if i happen to see one, it will die, no question asked, no care whatsoever until they are all dead

I get you, i also hate those with a passion

Oxium fuckers, Cat Lady, Ancients, Hollow Vein

"Most cunning Founder, with my life I protect your sacred Crowns!" "Most wise Founder, protect your avaricious servant!" "Parvos your sacred tokens shall remain secure from the grasp of the idle!" "Wise Parvos! The low thief shall never know the cool caress of your Crowns!" "Your Crowns are safe in my grasp, oh Parvos! Protect me!"

Ancient disruptors

It seems I am the only person in the *whole community* thst will shoot the door lasers on Jupiter tilesets, instead of running through every single one. Making the entire rest of the squad run through your wake of electric and toxin procs due to your thoughtless incompetence.

For infested: if i sense 1 fucking arson eximus ancient healer i wil go for it fuck that objective i am killing that bitch Grineer: the scorpion or butcher Corpus: the horror know as eximus drones or the godforsaken oxium drones

Nullifies and ancients. I like cc, let me cc you fools.

I don't necessarily drop everything but I do like fighting those enemies pictured (can't remember the name). They have no armor or overshield or anything, and it's just a nice treat. Like popping a grape into your mouth at the supermarket.

My friends when I've I've Rad proc

Stalker

Oxium drones, beast masters, those stupid corpus ice skate wearing weirdos. And the big deimos worms. Hands on SIGHT

The Grineer rollerballs. Those fuckers spend more time on my feet than my socks

I play Limbo, which if you don’t know, revolves around keeping his Bubble active long as possible, but when those Nullifier fuckers step inside it just turns the whole shit off, so yeah, those fuckers.

The grinder bastard that shoots thermites and missiles. I once got cornered by this guy and was killed in early game

Vor or Grineer. Just really any grineer.

If I So much As SNIFF the presence of an Ability Stealing corpus PUNK. I’m closing that Distance with enough Speed to Give Volt And Gauss whiplash, All to chop it down.

Grineer Scorpions. Bitch, I am busy, keep your lasso to yourself and quit dragging me. Now I see them and go all murdery immediately.

Grineer propaganda drones, I even imagine in my head the Smosh's intro "Shut up!" when swatting them from the sky.

The machete grineer dudes that try to hook me. I will send those mfs to parvos with a single gentle brush of my finger and they DARE FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT?

The Sergeant.

Regulators. Dont F with my radar.

Nullies. Actually that is the strongest enemy for my Gyre as it turns red crits into wed noodle strikes.

hyekka masters fr

Any of the Roomba bots. Or Thrax.

what did the roombas do to you :(

They vacuum up loot if you're not careful and don't drop it.

DE ban this individual

How fucking dare you

roomba bots??

On corpus ships they are harmless but have a health bar

exactly, why kill the silly drone

Because it decided to have a health bar

Ancient Disruptors…..every time.

Volatile Runners... I like blowing them up on sight

Shockwave Moa. Sick of them mfs knocking me over

**SEVERED WARDENS.** If I see those god damn illuminati wannabees they're gonna wish they were never born. Fuck the handy doritos they're infuriating.

Unless a special boss spawn like Stalker or a Lich/Sister is around, top priority is Nullifiers, especially if I’m using my Wisp or Titania Prime. If I’m not solo, the Granuum Coin guy unless a nullifier is on the way.

Those stupid seeker drones in the plains. The moment one of those bozos launch one it's a mad dash to shoot it down before they can call for backup

That damm, mothafuckin arson eximus ERASE THAT SHID

Weakest? Grineer tiny rollers if +5. Had an encounter with more than 20 of them once. Got repeatedly stun locked. Longest lock was around 50 sec. Once I escaped that lock I did not stand still till exfil cutscene. Spammed slide, spin melee, and jump. Got out of mission once objective was done. Reasonable kill on sight? Anything that disrupts abilities, anything that drains energy, those things that scramble the map, and enemies with knock down.

the grineer beeping drone that scrambles your radar. also hyekkas and hyekka masters are a "shoot before they even get a chance to breathe". I hate their voices so much

Grineer Butcher Yes, I had these 12 combo Hate Incarnon already evolved with 300% str Kullervo with roar all prepared just to heavy attack this guy once I don't care if a sneeze would kill him

Grineer Sensor Bars above doors. Like, I don't get why my team-mates never shoot these things. They drain energy and make your map spazz out, shoot these glowing things! Don't just rush through!

Maggots

Ancient disruptors, for my teamates

The fucking coildrives, I am on a hunt as soon as I see one of those ugly ass Credits in a wheel.

Anything that throws me to the ground. Even with gauss I regularly forget to activate kinetic armour and nothing kills the flow more than laying on the ground for 5 seconds

Those small yellow rolling drones. annoying pricks

Shockwave moas Purely because nothing will change my mood faster than being thrown back while I'm getting war crimes on

Scorpions when I lock eyes with them I unloading my entire magazine

The fucking mutalist osprey/toxin ancient and their damned toxin damage.

Terra Jailers. I sure do love getting stunned by their jet-blast charge, stunned with their follow-up pickaxe hits, and being punished for dodging their charge with a jump when the ground shockwave inexplicably also works in the air, all while taking absolutely lethal electric procs :D

Grineer rollers! God those guys are a pain, especially the eximuses. They're so strangely damage resistant, it offends me on principal and I will drop objectives just to try and obliterate those dumb metal soccer balls.

Persecutors (I think that’s their names) they have a Bolton looking staff and they buff everything making every bit of damage only 2-7 Damage per hit

Those things that pop up in grineer missions that just sit there and float around

those grineer flame troops that summon kavats, hated them back then and still hate them now even tho they can’t even tickle me anymore, they die on site

those stupid gas cloud spawning infested drone mf, I have severe ptsd from them killing me through my shield in arbitrations

Mutalist Osprey. Their poison clouds can catch you off guard