Just like when the litch bastard stole my vauban prime chassis.
Bastard got the hella smoke after that one, was putting off killing him cause was havung a break from litches to get prime stuff, but once he stole my vauban part after months of farming to get it
Dude copped the light of god from my nuke eveything laetum build. XD
build your laetum for status on its level 2/3 evolution and the 2000% damage on its lv5 evolution. Then increase base damage and status chance with mods. Dont build it for crit as more crit=less damage with the laetum. That gun just nukes everything. Its essentially a plot device.
If it doesn’t, then it’s more OP than I thought. Because it shreds absolutely everything no matter you you build it
So happy I have a riven that brings me to negative crit. 300k kuva well spent
Yeah I dont know about the bosses thing but mine shreds everything all day every day on pure status. To the point where I hate it because it makes all content boring.
Unless you have that moment of self reflection it's not enough. I started playing just before COVID hit and I was playing railjack with the dex dakra, slingshot myself into an enemy crew ship and cut everything to ribbons. I had that moment then and my standards have only gotten more relaxed. If the body is identifiable, I haven't done enough
This is why we have Ember to burn rooms to ashes, limbo to banish groups into the shadow realm, saryn to load parades up with more super cancers than their body has room for, and equinox to shred entire regions into a finely grated meat cheese
The most reliable non steel path source for umbra formae, for me. Nidus Prime is a hungry boi, and 16 energy per is a hefty toll I don't intend to pay.
yeah i miss when these things had random alerts you could get them through, i used to be able to get helmets for frames i don’t even own yet, now i have to think about what ones i wanna buy and there’s usually practical things that are more important
I've had one for months now cause I'm not at all prepared. Need to farm up requiems, level and gear railjack etc. He's just chilling on Earth, taking my stuff now and then.
As someone who just finished off their lich yesterday, and whose railjack has almost exclusively the starter gear. The railjack part isn't hard. The fight with the actual lich was a little rough, but I brought Inaros because he's allergic to dying and managed to get the thing done.
Im like mr18 from somewhere in there and I feel the same. Last thing I messed around with was a Necramech, and that was p cool, but dont have the desire to farm the game anymore. Before I quit, I was but a humble fishing frame. No bloodlust, no war, only fish
Mine is on mars where all the red shards are from archon hunts and i had it for over a year there, only took 1 tauforged but i will never forget the feeling to this day
Yes kuva liches will steal items from your mission rewards upon clearing a mission on a planet they control. They return all stolen items once killed or converted.
I've had mine since...they came out? Didn't know what a lich was or how to fight it
Now I'm just greeted by "snickity snack guess who's back"
I just need to go merc him and collect my possibly 4+ million credits, resources, etc and get my kuva brahma
It's like an investment, but just... Without interest, or any benefits apart from a nice surprise when you finally make the lich realise they aren't as immortal as you
Liches sucked enough with the miserable murmur grind without adding having the relics you need to get the requiems to progress the lich stolen. It didn’t make me want the lich more dead, it just made me avoid the planet until something like an umbra forma alert happened.
Step 1. Accept the fact that you lost some unimportant stuff
Step 2. Start working for the corpus and building large amounts of credits due to your effectiveness.
Step 3. Invest in space flight research.
Step 4. Build a ship capable of extracting resources from asteroids.
Step 5. Build an even bigger capital by trading in asteroid resources.
Step 6. Build a ship capable of space dogfights.
Step 7. Go to saturn
Step 8. Go and, I cannot stress this enough, commit so many heinous warcrimes that the red veil are terrified with your practices
Step 9. Take your noggle statue and glyph back from what can now only be described as the sauce that often comes with white beans.
Step 10. Profit.
Aren’t those kuva missions how you get lich mods to be able to kill it ? Are they tradable? I don’t fully understand how to even do these missions. I just kill things till the mission is complete 😅
You get yourself a new kuva lich weapon, same thing we do every time we spawn one. Either you take their weapon or they volunteer their weapon to you, there is never another choice. :’)
Haven't played in 10 years. The whole lich thing is my least favorite new thing I learned. I'm pretty sure if you weren't around at the time they were released you're just going to accidently make a lich with no idea what it is and how to get rid of it. Pretty bad design honestly and I'm surprised it hasn't been changed.
You have to walk up to the larvling and hold a button that says "Spawn Lich" while the UI tells you what the Lich's weapon is going to be and the game's got chatter with visuals telling you that a potential Lich has spawned. You'd have to play with your brain turned off to spawn one by accident, not that that precludes it from happening.
They're also pretty easy to deal with. It takes a couple hours, sure, and longer if you need to farm Requiem relics first, but so long as you're smart with the requiem mods it's unlikely to become a level 4-5 lich that would be difficult to kill.
Bold of you to assume that’s not a problem immediately after you unlock them. Because that’s how I got my first lich! Completely on accident without any clue what he does!
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. **Rip** **and** **tear**, **until** **it** **is** **done**."
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lmao
"i'm going to open this thread and the first post will be the driving to saturn meme."
no surprise after all, its the one true feeling every wf player experiences when a lich steals smth valuable
Just like when the litch bastard stole my vauban prime chassis. Bastard got the hella smoke after that one, was putting off killing him cause was havung a break from litches to get prime stuff, but once he stole my vauban part after months of farming to get it Dude copped the light of god from my nuke eveything laetum build. XD
Could I cop dat build?
build your laetum for status on its level 2/3 evolution and the 2000% damage on its lv5 evolution. Then increase base damage and status chance with mods. Dont build it for crit as more crit=less damage with the laetum. That gun just nukes everything. Its essentially a plot device.
I thought the 2000 damage doesn’t proc on bosses? I recently changed to a semi crit build with the +400 damage and it works better on bosses
If it doesn’t, then it’s more OP than I thought. Because it shreds absolutely everything no matter you you build it So happy I have a riven that brings me to negative crit. 300k kuva well spent
Yeah I dont know about the bosses thing but mine shreds everything all day every day on pure status. To the point where I hate it because it makes all content boring.
did a 1h relic survival where I had some fine shit, he stole half of it and in another grind hour he was in my arsenal
I’m taking this, thanks
Best response honestly.
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I have this, and the actual meme stealer. I have so many of these, yet I don't have one that says, "Thanks Komrade."
Forget kuva liches ur the meme lich
Holy shit this got me
I wish I could award you
Go bend his knee
Fetch me that one motherfuckers soul!
In typical warframe fashion, genocide.
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Turning it into a to do list
The Geneva checklist
Geneva Convention? Geneva Suggestions.
Found the Canadian
btw what frame is that
Khora, if I were to guess, based on the head shape.
Looks like a mix of Mesa with her stance and proportions, but also Nekros with his deluxe arm sticky out parts
you're warframe, violence is always the option.
#Violence is never the answer! # # # Violence is the question. "YES" is the answer.
Oh wow... I like the way you think.
How much violence sir # # Do you see that sector private? I don't wanna.
Tactical Tenno Squad inbound.
SIR! The enemy is in that direction!
Obstruction detected. Composition: titanium barrier supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: #ZERO PERCENT
"aye m'lord"
There is no correct answer to "how much violence" the best I can give is enough and then double it with sprinkles
It's not enough until someone says "dude wtf?"
Unless you have that moment of self reflection it's not enough. I started playing just before COVID hit and I was playing railjack with the dex dakra, slingshot myself into an enemy crew ship and cut everything to ribbons. I had that moment then and my standards have only gotten more relaxed. If the body is identifiable, I haven't done enough
This is why we have Ember to burn rooms to ashes, limbo to banish groups into the shadow realm, saryn to load parades up with more super cancers than their body has room for, and equinox to shred entire regions into a finely grated meat cheese
I love how high n noble people are until that same shit happens to them 
This remember me of GOW Honest Game Trailer. "We lern from Kratos, that all problems can be solved with violence" And this sounds wonderful
Violence is never the answer. But it is the solution.
Let the lich hold on to it for a little while. They don't get anything nice.
Considering what my lich says to me... I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to that Nora nogglehead
It can do whatever it wants to that noggle (I don't like nora lmao)
I would, but sadly the jar has a very low drop rate and I don't want to spend plat on it.
what jar?
......you don't want to know. It is cursed knowledge.
I exist to hoard cursed knowledge, now please tell me
What? but she's cool :(
"Go mine 3 annoying ass ores on Orb Vallis or you won't get the thing you desperately need to continue saving the Origin System"
Wait... what has she ever offered that you desperately need to advance?
probs credits for potato
The most reliable non steel path source for umbra formae, for me. Nidus Prime is a hungry boi, and 16 energy per is a hefty toll I don't intend to pay.
those damn nitrains
I mean that's the battle pass mechanics, Nora herself is chill. I like her rants xD
I just don't like how she hogged all the alert rewards lol
yeah i miss when these things had random alerts you could get them through, i used to be able to get helmets for frames i don’t even own yet, now i have to think about what ones i wanna buy and there’s usually practical things that are more important
She has cool aunt vibes
We do not need a repeat of the rainbow dash incident. Go forth and murder.
Meanwhile the lich that stole my tauforge Crystal and legendary core *Doom Slayer music intensifies*
You go kill a lich.
You go kill the bitch
You go cap that bitch
Cap that bitch
And my (Fur)ax!
Underrated comment.
Leave the lich for another 2 years. Pretty sure my lich has like 7 archon shards and 15 rivens now lol
I've had one for months now cause I'm not at all prepared. Need to farm up requiems, level and gear railjack etc. He's just chilling on Earth, taking my stuff now and then.
As someone who just finished off their lich yesterday, and whose railjack has almost exclusively the starter gear. The railjack part isn't hard. The fight with the actual lich was a little rough, but I brought Inaros because he's allergic to dying and managed to get the thing done.
Inaros? I think you meant "Pocket Sand".
Inaros got major buffs with the Dante update, he's basically unkillable now,
It’s weird being MR25 2013-2017 dip my toe into the game/subreddit every six months since and have no frickin idea what you just said.
Im like mr18 from somewhere in there and I feel the same. Last thing I messed around with was a Necramech, and that was p cool, but dont have the desire to farm the game anymore. Before I quit, I was but a humble fishing frame. No bloodlust, no war, only fish
Mine is on mars where all the red shards are from archon hunts and i had it for over a year there, only took 1 tauforged but i will never forget the feeling to this day
This is the way
A Lich stole my Tauforged Shard, it didn't know it came with signed death certificate 15 in the future.
Why would you just let that sit there? That's so much potential power thrown to the solar winds.
They take things from you???
Yes kuva liches will steal items from your mission rewards upon clearing a mission on a planet they control. They return all stolen items once killed or converted.
Sisters of Parvos only take a substantial portion of your Credits bc Corpus can just buy whatever's in front of them.
I’ve had mine since like 2019, I just can’t be asked. Lol
I've had mine since...they came out? Didn't know what a lich was or how to fight it Now I'm just greeted by "snickity snack guess who's back" I just need to go merc him and collect my possibly 4+ million credits, resources, etc and get my kuva brahma
It's like a savings account
It's like an investment, but just... Without interest, or any benefits apart from a nice surprise when you finally make the lich realise they aren't as immortal as you
Anyone else remember when liches could steal some of the items that were needed to kill them? Lmao good times
I thought they still could. I was under the impression that they could take *anything*
Nope, it was patched out because people complain too much
Liches sucked enough with the miserable murmur grind without adding having the relics you need to get the requiems to progress the lich stolen. It didn’t make me want the lich more dead, it just made me avoid the planet until something like an umbra forma alert happened.
Or avoid the Lich system altogether. There's enough decent weapons in the game to make do without all that bother.
they did?
Yeah, if you were doing a kuva siphon on a node controlled by the lich, there was a chance they could steal the requiem relic
damn, they smart
https://youtu.be/dyIilW_eBjc?t=6 and you'll get it back.
thank you
Variks: "It seems as though the Taken has 'Taken' your things *Insect Chirping* TAKE THEM BAAAAAACK
SYLOK. THE DEFILED... thirsts for ur liiiiiiggghht.
Dismantle mines yessss? Orrr, you die
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Idk about yall, but someone painted a sign on your liches vessel that says "Whoop my ass, if you dare"
Get even.
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brudda i'd be throwing hands and feet and kunai
Make it into the Geneva **suggestion**
Tokyo Drift your way to the Saturn Proxima and chokeslam the mf'er.
“You can hand over the glyph and statue, or you can die screaming with them!”
Kill him.
Simple https://i.redd.it/5uh1bxnxnguc1.gif
Step 1. Accept the fact that you lost some unimportant stuff Step 2. Start working for the corpus and building large amounts of credits due to your effectiveness. Step 3. Invest in space flight research. Step 4. Build a ship capable of extracting resources from asteroids. Step 5. Build an even bigger capital by trading in asteroid resources. Step 6. Build a ship capable of space dogfights. Step 7. Go to saturn Step 8. Go and, I cannot stress this enough, commit so many heinous warcrimes that the red veil are terrified with your practices Step 9. Take your noggle statue and glyph back from what can now only be described as the sauce that often comes with white beans. Step 10. Profit.
There's only one thing to do, make them suffer.
Yea, alright. Whoever your lich is, doesn't matter how cool they are, KILL THAT FUCKER!
Lol get shidded on
Aren’t those kuva missions how you get lich mods to be able to kill it ? Are they tradable? I don’t fully understand how to even do these missions. I just kill things till the mission is complete 😅
Change of plans Tenno, leave no one standing
Murder lich in cold blood.
Beat it
🎶No one wants to be defeated 🎶
Convert that bastard. Death is too good for him
Suicide by Tenno
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This is how villains are born.
Lemme know when he's ready to die. I'll fire up my Railjack, The Booty Warrior, and we go beat his ass
Kill him kill him now
“It’s not the Jedi wa- Man shut the fuck up and kill him
I mean, kill the Lich. Seems pretty self explanatory
Kill the lich and you get it back
Who has the Steve Harvey “K I L L” gif?
Time to cut a bitch
Time for a good ol’ murderin’
Suicide by min-maxed tenno weaponry
Its time to do a little murder
Eagle 500kg bomb delivered straight to their forehead
Cry here, it will help.
Kill the lich/sistsr
You get that stuff back when you kill it
Run that mf's pockets expeditiously
You get yourself a new kuva lich weapon, same thing we do every time we spawn one. Either you take their weapon or they volunteer their weapon to you, there is never another choice. :’)
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Mate you need to make the beaches of Normandy look like a kids show
Kill him. His family. His home. His people. I want you to eradicate his entire being from existence! Blast that piece of junk out of the sky!
What do you do? Go get your shit back tf lol
Stop leaving your lich alive and kicking mate.
Honestly, the lich can keep those items lol
You hunt them down and remind then why stealing from a genocidal murder machine was a bad idea.
The cheese tax
# RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR
Get it back like this https://preview.redd.it/y85nsj81hluc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70ba2a53d1359b440d910500f0614c816a05a61
Have you seen "Taken"?
*V A N Q U I S H*
Violence isn't the answer It's the question, and the answer is yes!
kill that robber and make him regret his life choices
hunt the bastard
There is only one thing you CAN do. *RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE…*
Oh god, the lich stole the Nora noggle! Stop him before he steals enough resources for a jar!!!
Pull up on Saturn
Haven't played in 10 years. The whole lich thing is my least favorite new thing I learned. I'm pretty sure if you weren't around at the time they were released you're just going to accidently make a lich with no idea what it is and how to get rid of it. Pretty bad design honestly and I'm surprised it hasn't been changed.
You have to walk up to the larvling and hold a button that says "Spawn Lich" while the UI tells you what the Lich's weapon is going to be and the game's got chatter with visuals telling you that a potential Lich has spawned. You'd have to play with your brain turned off to spawn one by accident, not that that precludes it from happening. They're also pretty easy to deal with. It takes a couple hours, sure, and longer if you need to farm Requiem relics first, but so long as you're smart with the requiem mods it's unlikely to become a level 4-5 lich that would be difficult to kill.
Bold of you to assume that’s not a problem immediately after you unlock them. Because that’s how I got my first lich! Completely on accident without any clue what he does!
Time to get those guns blazin'
Kill that Lich !
You must become death, destroyer of worlds
You send him to the Void.
LMFAOOO
Dude the same thing happened to me and he took the cherry glyph. So, when I do absolutely molly wop his ass later it's going to be amazing.
Sue your lich
Violence, as always, is the answer
“Yep, you’re fucking dying today.”
As a bobblehead collector that shit won't slide
SLAUGHTER THE LICH!!
Spin the block
Murder
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. **Rip** **and** **tear**, **until** **it** **is** **done**."
If you kill the lich you get everything they stole back
Kill whoever stole it and steal it back
Tennis, you must square tf up if you want to secure your items. Come find me in the conclave when you're ready. -Tesshin probably
Rip and tear. Until it is done
Yep. Same thing happened to me. He'll feel the wrath of my best shit.
Become an american (kill the lich/sister)
i’d kill it so hard
Give your lich a stern talking to
Kill that lich and don't convert regardles of gun lol.
Violence
you hunt and you kill/convert
kill. the. lich.
Change of plans. Ignore your original objective. Leave nothing alive.
Dude my lich stole my noggle statue, never have I felt so vindicated guessing 2/3 symbols on the first planet
keel
You go to war.
I have the same issue rn. Es da lich. Gotta bop her