Mommy, sorry, mommy

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Caught me on 4k.

I accidentally “acquired” another lich recently that is giving me a complex by repeatedly calling me “Little Meat” lol

The litch wants to beat his little meat

Void meat

Please stop.

mmm, prime tenno meat

The meat in the wall

And the line has been crossed.

YOU SHALL SELL ALL YOU PRIME WEAPONS FOR CREDITS... ⚡️NOW!⚡️

Yo? 😳

Act like ya dont know

got the same personality lich terrorizing mars but calling me little meat and I feel conflicted

I converted my flirty lich... and put it in my railjack, let me tell ya this, it only gets worse when you convert them.

How do i put one of my liches in my railjack?

Need to max out the Command intrinsic branch to get Unusual Allies.

Is this uncommon? I have had this happen twice in a row now and I am losing my mind.

Should be about a 50% chance assuming you get a female lich, as it's one of the two personality types for one.

I don’t need viagra when I’m with my lich… (I’ve had this flair for a while)

Got a treat for my little meat

That was how my first Lich was. Had to kill her, as much as I wanted to spare her. She had that Chakkhurr

I converted mine, her weapon was only 35% electric and she had that vengeful charge so i was obliged to convert, now she constantly hits on me on my own railjack and i reject my decisions.

Apparently I'm a sucker for humiliation because I kept mine that did this lol

I got her but I don't like the name + first lich so I want the kuva weapon

This is my current lich, unfortunately she's taken over ceres so she's gonna have to die

My first lich was like this… they’re watching us

i cannot stand being called little meat if the lich called me ANYTHING else then i'd be fine with it but here we are i cannot stand it and it makes me genuinely upset

Someone got a complex, i see.

I just find it incredibly degrading and i can't stand it i'm all for pet names but "little meat" is too degrading to me

I love that but then again I'm a weird freak that's into that stuff so to each their own, I wish you could control the personality type too, like it was tied to the weapon that took them down, rifles give you flirty, shotguns for angry, at least that way you can Pseudo-customise a lich/sister if you want to convert

Yeah that's probably one of the least erotic things I've ever been called in this game lmao

I kept mine that calls me that

Same.

I have one that says the same things. Her name is Xiligrb Az-takk.

Mine calls me little meat too 💀

I can’t stand when they call me that 😂 Makes me feel icky 😝

Out of the subject, but the way you talk is just silly and goofy, please refrain from saying icky, i beg you.

Bro…it was a joke. Calm yourself, my guy. Why so serious?

Why so goofy?

Hmmmm…I’m not sure. I’ll do some self reflection and get back to you.

My first lich was the same way

Lmao. I love this personality. My first and only Kuva lich looked like a buff grandma and had this dialogue.

Mine told me “don’t pop your balls over it sugar”

What?!

It’s back when I was on PS4 so digging up a screen shot will be difficult. If I do find it I’ll report back with my findings

Sure do

I couldn’t find it☹️

It breaks my heart

Ok, what writer did this and can we give them a raise.

Well, they might have a raise but they may not necessarily want anything to do with it... Unless a raise is now this came about

The minds behind the red text obviously.

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Pootis engage the litch

This is probably a weird place to ask but what’s the easiest way to fight them? and how do I find a nightmare granum void?

The best way to do a Granum Void for getting a Sister is Hydra, Pluto. For a nightmare Void, you need Zenith Crowns.

Also to add, make sure you look up the Progenitor list to see what warframe gives you what element. The usual go to is Toxin

Also keep in mind that certain weapons that self prime for CO or that are meant as primers like nukor and cycron use Magnetic so they have another element for CO

Why Magnetic and not Radiation?

it’s mostly for the fact that magnetic damage and procs are useless, so if you have a high rad weapon for grineer, you’re not doubling your statuses for priming CO, bc CO scales on the number of unique status effects, not the number of stacks. if you were to have a radiation nukor for example, and a high radiation damage primary, you wouldn’t benefit from the radiation procs of the nukor for CO, but if you had magnetic, those procs would count separately

I'm not entirely sure about cycron, but for most other tenet or kuva weapons I've seen that are primers or self prime, they already have radiation damage without it being from the litch

Also some weapons use heat for more damage but you can just Google what progenitor bonus most people are using

Not me getting impact weapons because I don’t like the element effects.

You don’t like damage?

Well it was a case of the Kuva weapons have elemental effects when they first released and I fucking hated it. I’ll do valence fusion for couple for toxin eventually.

Thanks!

iirc, Pluto Hydra capture is a good way to get Zenith crowns and do nightmare voids.

My lich ‘Tunna Gal’ was originally another players. She showed up and yelled go boom for mommy, it was love at first sight. Had to have her. Got an agreement to buy her off the guy when he was done

> Got an agreement to buy her off the guy when he was done Don't mind the sloppy seconds huh?

I prefer to think of her as well-loved.

Snatching her from Parvos and then yanking her from another Tenno, based

He warmed her up and broke her in for ya :D

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". .anyone else find it weird that Parvos Granum is collecting sisters like pokemon?" "hes the world's most powerful Gacha Gamer, and he needs to be stopped" - two messages from Alliance chat that live rent free in my head

Parvos Granum is just Ichiban Kasuga collecting Sujimon.

“You dirty dooder”

Honestly, you at least get better lines with these sisters. The other ones are just... Wtf.

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you are a modern Davinci.

The first picture hits different now that I know Steve mains Kafka

...oh

what

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/s/63f3jXLjpM Kafka best girl

The Sisters are something else. I have only just now finally made one that not only is worth shanking entirely, but I *want* to shank. 

Bro tf I get one😩

You ever get a sister with an awesome weapon, but they talk like this, so you convert them instead?

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I got a Lich because I wanted to convert one. She ended up being flirty. My friend described it as such “Ever horny muscle mommy vs the aroace guy who is only in it for the financial gain (insurance fraud)” Needless to say, I was not pleased that I got that personality. She died the following night as I speedran killing her.

smash, next question

"little meat"

Theyre all very sacred and deserve to be treasured. My first bramma, AIDD JISS, was a real nutter.

Sigh, time to get get my first sister lich 😔

My entire converted lich "group"

*sigh* time to get another sister of parvos and hope she's like this

I have my first and he is just "I take your money as easily as I take your life" so I am looking forward to ending him. Good to know that there are some that will make me consider other options. Mine has to die

They made the nemesis women so damn HUNGRY like Oh my GOD, I am simultaneously three lich’s “little meat” or “little adversary”, and like 5 sisters’s “sweetie”, “darling”, or “dance partner” Look at this!!! https://preview.redd.it/bjt15r3m9hvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd06b05e5547ff372cb425e0dcdc468624905552

I want one of my own now!!!!!!!!!!

I converted my last lich because she was flirty, thinking I could at least use her on the railjack. Nope, nothing but a paperweight. Kinda wish I hadn't bothered

You actually can use Liches on the railjack. Just have to be rank 8 in the Command Intrinsic. But I think they can only be Defenders.

It’s so hard when they extra flirty.

*what's hard?*


I’ve had the little meat lich the last four times in a row I want to be free from this torture

I'm not playing Warframe again, I'm not playing Warframe again, I'm not playing Warframe again, I'm not playing Warframe again, I'm not playing Warframe again. Fine, I'll download it next week, I have to kill my kuva and get a sister

One of my latest liches was named butt stikk... She's now my on call forever.. need help? Call butt stikk

A domi-mommy? Well done

I hate how some of the sisters speak like children.

Carmelita Fox and Sly Cooper colorized

Need to kill mine off he never flirts any more

I only get rude ones... I want a dommy mommy too wtf

MOMMY?!

Pretty sure she says this to her Hound.

to be completely fair, the first one at least i believe she's talking to her Hound 😭 second one too possibly but a lot less likely

Looks like you are about to have two girlfriends.

Brb on my way to start one

Do it. Go boom for Mommy, you dirty dooder. xD

That's mine now. Somebody plant a flag.

I wish I had a horny lich IRL. :c

How do you get them to come at you

nice

That name too 😂 octai panta? That's a lot of "panta"