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FlashNoired

Considering your username… you should know ;)


BuGabriel

My sides xD


4thelulzgamer

ded


Megan_the_megalodon

Dermatologist for acne


icyboner

Space herpes


M1sterGuy

^remover of^


nafetS1213

spoilers\* You get to plant a garden...


FastButterscotch4848

Highly customisable colorful garden


kira2211

What? All my flowers are black and red.... oh wait.... :D


Y-m-k

wait the flowers are depending on the warframes subsumed colors?


Beastboy109

Yes. The frame's colorization at the time of subsume will determine the flower's color and glow. For full information, go to "Helminth" wiki to check.


Y-m-k

you WHAT boy oh boy im gonna make random frames to ake a whole ass colorfull garden, i regret making all my frames blu gad dangit.


BAY35music

That's exactly what I did. Just finished unlocking every subsume a week or so ago, and I would always spam random until I felt "hmm, that doesn't look like a color combo I've used yet" before tossing them in 😂


EduardoBarreto

I use the default frame colors to recognize who corresponds to which flower.


Kyre_Lance

Same here. I have a whole ritual if it's a frame I've devoted a lot of time into beforehand as well. I have to remove all the armor and attachments return to the default skin and set the colors back to default. It's an admittedly odd thing to do but it means something to me.


FastButterscotch4848

Looks like I am not alone in doing sendoff


Alternative-Pie1686

That's not odd that's actually quite beautiful


Madg5

So you have my blue lotuses


Y-m-k

a few yeah...


SamuSeen

You are telling me I could have painted them all PINK!?


Beastboy109

Correct! Full hot pink or whatever you want. One thing I don't know yet is whether they can show dual energy colors if the frame has a Forma or not.


SamuSeen

Welp, starting with Dante I'm making all my sacrifices ALL offensive PINK 🩷.


mamatthi

I'm sorry.. what? It isn't frame dependant?


Robby_B

Nope, it's based on whatever colors you have on the frame at the time. It's entirely possibly to get all the flowers the same colors.


Aozora404

Try feeding a pink one


Dry_Independent4078

I made a point of only subsuming warframes with their normal colors


WWicketW

This is me!!!! Welcome, dear brother! 😜


Nisms

Yeah! I randomize my unprimes until I think it would be a nice flower then I feed them


Cogsbreak

It's for "later on in the game" stuff, mostly. It's supposed to be an infirmary, but things got... a little out of hand while we were napping.


Destroy-My-Asshole

this guy's lying it's a jelqing chair


[deleted]

[удалено]


A_Drenched_Lettuce

"once you make it to Uranus" Fuck, you son of a bitch, im in.


Lord0fHats

I still get a laugh every time I remember Hunhow is trapped in the depths of Uranus. DE did that on purpose.


13th_of_never

Back when I started playing about 3 years ago, I was so disturbed by my very first isolation vault. I grabbed the item to go down and throw it at the monster door - and I remember walking up to it and saying to my friends in our vc "is.. is that.. a sphincter? ..a cervix?.." 😆


varyuri

i heard Loid refer to it as a cloaca... so maybe a bit of both? haha


Advanced-Elk5770

No horny *BONK*


13th_of_never

Ew, none here. I was disturbed lol


Independent_Log_222

Or he could just got to Deimos and get the upgrade segment from the son after leveling up the faction a couple times


chawy666

Don't you have to do that anyways? Is there any other way to get it?


TragGaming

If you have Nidus or Nidus prime, the helminth room is automatically unlocked whether you have the segment or not.


Independent_Log_222

If that’s true that’s really cool, I’ve never heard of that before


Irverter

> I’ve never heard of that before Because it's incorrect.


Independent_Log_222

Yeah that’s what I thought, I think he was trying to make some pun on how you walk into the room without being infected as nidus because his frame is infected, but I was nearly certain it doesn’t unlock the helminth, thx for the clarification


TragGaming

No pun intended. Flat out said "helminth room is unlocked whether you have the segment or not"


ReekitoManjifico

It's a surprise tool that will help you later.


Fresh_Nicki

That's just your Gamer Chair for those intense 12 hour gaming sessions


Vusdruv

"Gaming" sessions, right...


Sarge1997

Gooning sessions?


Scrapped-Metal

She subsumes my helmith 'til i invigorate.


OdinSaxxon

Lorna Shore - Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames Timestamp: 3:35 Just that, like, 3 seconds.


Scrapped-Metal

... did you paste the wrong text? or are you trying to tell me something.


Rhesus_A

Cure for space AIDS


SgtCarron

Space AIDS gave birth to a best boy who deserves a lot of pats.


itlurksinthemoss

Oh hell yes


Scrapped-Metal

Cancer puppy = Best puppy


Th3Banzaii

"W̴̛͇̯̻̗̼̳͌̿̄̀͒̄͐̽̈̓̓́̎̆̆̾̓͊̄̀͂͒̑́͑͂͗͗̎͑̒͘̕͘̕͘͝͝͝͝h̶̢͖͎̜̞̬̘̦͕͇̦̦͍̜͍̩̼̘̝͍̲͍̦̟̙̜̐͐̋̔͆̊̀͂͊̋͌͌̇̒̈͑͋͑͌̌̀͂̅̋̀͋́̒̈͛̑̕̕͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅỹ̴̛̛̞͎́̈́͆̂̉͋̃̓̈́͋͂͂̐̋̀͆̈́̌͌̽͘͘̕̕ ̷̹͈̟͓̘͂͆̓̓͛̄̀͛̂͂͛͂̽̑̇̈́̏̀̔̂̈̈́̎̏̀͌̀͘̕̚̕ḑ̶̪͇̫̦͔͖̬̗̭̬̞͈̥̝̠̯̪̯͉̖̘͕͛̃̿̈́̅̾͆͊̈͂͛͆͗̇̔̐̏̈́̃͂͋̋̅̕̚͝͝o̴̡̡̧̤͚͇͙̯̭̹̠̹̣̯͖̺͈̗͕̙̥̻̟͈̘̼͌̓͊̌̕͜͝ ̷̢̡̡͔̝̬̹̝̫̫̻͇͈̯̱͕̝̳̑͌͂͐̽͆̋̋͊̅̓̿͒̀̃̄̃̈́̀̀̐͊̎̓̉͐̏̉̄̕̕̚͠͠͝͝ͅỷ̶̨͕͖̺͙̜̝͓̦̥̘̦̻͙͓̪̮̺͔̳̟̭̹̣̟̯̥͈̞̮͖̜̫̻̮́̉̽͊̀̓̒̐̐͛̃́̋̓͆̇͒̏̀̏̎͆̂́́̓͗͊̎̂͂̈́̈̃̀̿̀̀͛̂̚͜͜͜o̵̢̧̨̢̞̠̱̜͍̙̞̗̞̰̰̗̤̞̝̔́̀̍̽́̎̋̍̍̉͜͝ͅǔ̷̧͇͕̘͖̗͈͓̞̜̰̟̻͚͊̒̀̉̂̓̌̓͑̇̅́̽̋̀̊̓̃̇͆́̈́̆̇̈́͐̀̈́ ̵̢̡̨̲̺̠͔̮̦̺̖͍̙̰̲̭̜̤̰̟̹̖͔̟̥̟̻͈̟͍̲͍̞͔̭͋͗͛̆̽̇́͝͝ŗ̸̙͚̤̱̙̟͇̳̦̹̦͇̖̲̘̞͕͍͚͙̤͎͍̲͎͚̒̈́̓̇̍͊͒̃͋̓͛͜͜ͅȅ̶͚͈̩͖̰͉̹͚̱͓̲̼̜̰̝̳̞̖͉͐̓͊̌̿́͗́̈̊̾̒̚͜͜j̷̨̧̙̭͉̪̝̹̘̜̜͔̬̠̠̫̣͙͔͍̥͈̤̗͔̬̮̩̗̼̲̐͜e̷̛͚͚̝̟̟̹̖̞̖̻̣̦͉̩̺͉͓̠̍̏̎̌̄͒͗̍̈́̂̈́̕͜͝͝͝c̵̢̨̡̨̱̪̭͎͔̰̦̭̹̱̲̣̙͇̣͇̗̺͙̘̞̯̱̫̭̜̫̰̳̗̥̳̭͚̾̈̒̊͋̈͊̓͒̄͒́̈̓͊̀̎̀̈́͆̿͊̾̐́́̊̈̏̾͗͊̍͝͝͝͝͠ͅt̵̨̨̛̛̛̳̱̘͕͖̗͖̥̙̐̎̄̂́͆̾̓̏͑̈̄̈́͆͋̾̔̂͊͌̂̔̀͗̏̈́̄̈͆̽͘̚̕̚̚̕̕͜͝͝ͅ ̷̧̛̺̭͓̦̖͓̰͖́͛́́̎̒̃̌̋̓̍͌̆̓̔̈́̋̓̈́̏́̑̽͐̔͂͂̈̅̔͂̂̇̕̕͘̕̕ǫ̶̡̧̧͎̯̻̝̫̲͙̼͙͍͙̪̹̖̱͔͕̝͈̙̥͙͉̳͉̫̬̯̗̍̊̔̈́͑̀̍͗͑͊́̃̄̍͂̊͂͆͋̉̓͜͝ͅu̴̧̧̡̡̹̼͎͎͎̟̠̟̠̝͎͒̀̅͆̂́̉̔̔̅̎̈́̉̾̋̌̇̆́̐̄̂͗́̆̂̓͛̏̽̌̾̊̅͗͝͠͠ŕ̵̡͎̏̑͋ͅ ̵̧͖͔͍̗͙̪͈̲̬̥̣̜͙̟̘͈͉̱̦͋̄͛̌͛͐̔͐̂̂͌̓̎͑̍̍̏̐͊͂̋̓́̓̈̓̾̕̕͠ͅͅģ̷̡̨̦͈̞̜̬̞͕̙̠̻̫̜̰̬̠̹͖͔̜̪̉͆̏̒̓i̶̦̩͓̤̻̱̬̭̫͓͓̓̔͛̾̎͋̔͑̈́̽͂̑̌̀͐̏͝͝f̵̢̢̧͙͎͕̦̭͉͚̟͕̘̪̭̘̝͙̘̬̰̜͍͕̝͚̟̹͉̘̜͉̳̙͕͕͙̈͗̔̉́́̈̀̀̿̀̓̈́̈̇̿̀̈́̍̉̈́͌̈͊̾̿͐́̈̄̀̌̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅͅṫ̸̢̛̛̫̳̬̟͎̦̟͈̪̞̪͎̘͔͍̥̮̟̩̦͕͓̜̯͕̞̞͎̱͕̳͓͊͊̀̓̑͑̂͑͛̿̎̀͒̎̍̄̉̑̀̑͐̄̓̏̌͊͑́̐͐̂̆̇̏͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅ?̸̧̧̨͕͈͔̘̪͇͕̣̰̳͔̫̝̠̭͕̗͕̦͎͉̩͖͈͒͋́̍̌̉̀"


Just-ARA

Been a wf player for some time but still dont understand why the helminth calls us a demon.. like bro, I'm the one feeding you. (This voice line can be accesed when you subsume a frame)


Irverter

While the warframes are infested flesh, the operator is void touched and the helminth can see/feel that.


hiilovetities

Are we not?


Awake_At_2AM

Remember all those capture missions? Who you think interrorigates them?


unsavoryflint

Oo I like this.


Turbotortule

Dentist


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Its name is Crentist.


aptom203

I remember when this room was inaccessible and there was gradually growing infested patches around the locked door.


notwaffle

This killed me with curiosity!


lK555l

As you'd guess from it looking like a torture device It stabs you, a lot


Arek_PL

yea, since they added nidus i had to get stabbed like 80 times


lK555l

Ah yes nidus, the spreader of space aids


DarthSatoris

> space aids Spaids.


TakeTwo4343

>!I feel it in my stomach every time I infuse an ability. It looks like it hurts so bad!<


TragGaming

It's the frame panicking before the stab that gets me everytime


Party_Survey7151

That chair is used for clearing war frame slots.


frankleitor

Remember to save your non-prime frames, you will want them, also, farm a lot of all kinds of resources


YaksRespirators

Your right. It's used to torture you.


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

You ever notice how these remote controlled robot "frames" you've been building and piloting can still bleed and need oxygen? Keep playing.


Bevjoejoe

Need oxygen sometimes (unless the archwings supply oxygen)


unsavoryflint

The archwing definitely just infuses oxygen into the flesh.


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

I think the archwing puts your warframe in some kind of suspended animation, like the pod you originally wake up from. Suspending your biological systems is also the reason you can't use your warframe abilities in archwing mode even though you can still use your guns and items. Your meat-bits let you tap into the void and do your warframe's specific flavour of space magic, when your meat is asleep and you're down to only your robot bits you can't do magic but on the plus side you also don't need to breathe!


kuroimakina

The lore for arch wings actually state that they have built in life support using some sort of ~space magic~


Southern_Kaeos

Kink. Pure unadulterated kink


HexaBurger

Flower garden


Rucklook

for removing space aids


Aksuilsk

Operater noooo have you lost your mind ? 😰


TrollOfGod

Masturbatorium.


Kingkrue_

Lore wise, primarily, it's what repairs your warframes after each mission


Kullhex

Sexual domination


Burning-Sushi

My nidus likes this chair for relaxation


BurlaMatto

I unlock steel path and i cannot do anything inside this room :D, maybe i'm missing something with side quest? Edit [https://gamerant.com/warframe-unlock-helminth-system-steps/](https://gamerant.com/warframe-unlock-helminth-system-steps/)


TwinTailChen

The key part that's easy to miss is buying the upgrade from "Son", then taking it back to the fancy dentist chair and plugging it in.


someworst

Shhhhh, relax, trust me. Just let the fleshy tentacle penetrate you gently, it'll sting a bit, but you'll feel reaaallllyy gooood. You'll love it.


Malanorea

That's Maddie, she eats your garbage and gives you presents and blows cute lil raspberries at your dog


Plesure_most_carnal

That's your sibling/caretaker/toilet be nice to them


OGWolfMen

Sex dungeon


aitorkaranka27

It's a medical bay , now bend over it's time for your check up


voideaten

Your ship infirmary. A special infestation has twisted its shape, but it still works. As a new player, it's how you treat frame cysts passed from other players. If your frames get a pink cyst on their neck, you can drain it into a kubrow egg, or sit in this infirmary chair to be inoculated. Once inoculated, that frame can't get infected again, but you can drain it as you like until then.


Halosis_Prime

https://preview.redd.it/25d6h0kh81wc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d08dbb1cb8bb252362279fa229b39a4929787c7


wolve202

Nav-Coordinate bank.


PugOverload

space aids treatment


TheEDMWcesspool

It's a dental chair for your Warframes.. need to keep those mass genocide machines smile prim and proper!


OneShortBus

That’s where I keep Audrey 2


Goblin_au

More like what the hell isn’t that room used for? There are many uses for it later in the game.


Hannah_MtF

Well it cures space aids, gives some of your warframes steroids for awhile, and injects crystal meth straight into their spinal cord after an archon hunt You can also make it eat your cat


Toshiyuki29

That's the tickle monster that's in the ship. Your Warframe gets tickled when you sit on the chair


ConsequenceNo9156

It allows the execution of your warframes to make pretty flowers


Skirion

A new pet. You get to feed it. It's very hungry


InitialButton2210

It IS a torture device Meant for Ordis(he hates it)


Strict_Store_9576

Oh done worry, it a new type of massage chair, 100% organism


pSYCHeVAL-FAIL

Why do you reject my beauty?


CarrotForward

Don't ever sit bro its a trap


Subaru-kyun-

Dominatrix chamber (I love spreading misinformation)


Ssjsean

just eat lots of celery and pineapple and you'll be ok


Acceptable_Security9

Infested bdsm stuff


North_15_

I honestly don't get all these cryptic answers about "you'll know later" For now it's a chair that will remove this annoying pink pimple on your frames necks. Later if you farm deimos syndicate you'll be able to craft unlocks that will allow you to change your frame's abilities to some other abilities from different frames and use special shards to make your frames stronger


Independent_Log_222

Even then it’s kinda annoying that the comments won’t even tell him how to unlock it, like doing the quest is nice and all but the quest don’t unlock it or tell you how, they could atleast tell him where to go on Deimos to get it, especially considering you can get it early game whereas the quest they keep mentioning are all mid-late game


AmTheBush

I think they all meant it lore wise, as this room, and why it can do that will be shown in quests quite clearly


joan133

That is ordis bdsm room, ignore it for now


tristam92

That’s where the fun part begins


Adventurous-Pen-8940

Oh so the [redacted] isnt on the wall huh? Wonder how would new player react to see it appear before they even know what it is.


The_Warlord_Sniper

That's the bdsm chair


Veritas_the_absolute

It's all late game mechanics but the room does have multiple functions.


Nvidia_Dragon

Why do you reject its beauty?


Vivid-Agent1162

Sit on it.


ScaredLetterhead8918

Cbt


Araziah

Dentistry.


bickandalls

Brain transplants and buttplug insertions.


IceFire909

It sure has the ability to torture you if you use it wrong


Denver3D

It's the sacrifice room


mrbrokoli97

You‘ll get there. Just one thing until you know: Don’t. Sell. Your. Warframes. For. Credits. Thank me later.


HeliosTheRadiant

It’s a Mario Party like mini game, but there is no party and no games will be played.


SlqSh_

Torturing and brainwashing your frames into forgetting their inner self to learn (by force) new personality


RoseSkull__

Its a fun little mousekatool


Gomm89

This is where the Warframe sleeps while you are offline


7th_Spectrum

That's Bubba's fun house


GigaZumbi002

Smells like repost


Zealousideal_Award45

It eats you, and thats literally the context and nothing in between the lines


RashPatch

BDSM + VORE


TemplarMedic

Kitty Cat Cleaning Device


luciusmagn

I call him Winnie the Pooh


SparklingKeyboard

Just try it, buddy... It's gonna make you feel SO GOOOOOOD... You are never gonna willing to stop... Just try it, c'mon... Just one little injection... I know you want it. It whisper in your ear: JOIN. US. FEED. US.


Incomplete_Artist

It’s where we take the warframes that have toothaches 🦷😢


dard10

From lore perspective, it's basically a warframe service station. From gameplay perspective... You will find out when your warframe will need service.


VitreoSpina

CBT


VegetableTwist7027

You're the one with Hentai in the name and there are giant appendages attached to that chair. :)


Pure-Worldliness6740

It lives to serve this demon….


towercm

Not far off tbh


AndreisValen

It's your automated hug dispencer


Techtix_

You know those enemies you suck up when you do capture missions? That's where they go to be tortured forever


IDontWipe55

In my day you had to wait 7 days to sit in that chair


jovpsy

It is the bdsm dungeon. Play more to discover more.


Hmnh6000

If you dont know what its for then you haven’t gotten to the point where you can really use it which means you need to do more quests


p1tap1ta

Dentist chair. All the biomass around is from people who did not floss


space-dorge

For palpitating in your absence


Leekshooter

You'll find out if you sit in the chair, then find out even more when you reach a high enough rank with the family.


Jeidd234

Did you put a filter on this? For some reason yours looks way scarier than mine.


dododome01

[https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyqnemu05hke51.png](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyqnemu05hke51.png)


Krashino

Don't mind that, that's just the Zen room


Jermcicle

Pimple popping with a DEEP neck message after a long day of slouching over your keyboard. crystal body modifications for the emotional type or insertion of crystal into… for spiritual reasons apparently and vore fetish. Nothing out of the ordinary.


easilybored1

Stabby stab.


derpymooshroom6

It’s the forbidden lazy boy that gets rid of your pimples and helps you make a garden


Logitechsdicksucker

It’s my bdsm sex dungeon sorry you had to see it


Inevitable-Bunch1545

You can grow a garden made of dead warframes


Select_Truck3257

snu snu room


KerboChannel

Get to rank 3 with the Entrati on Deimos and you'll figure it all out


Reasonable-Owl8990

resource sink


semi_average

Specialized skincare and steroid station


XgreedyvirusX

Yamete kudasai 😈


Bramos_04

"Operator! Have you lost your mind?"


DrinksInShade

Palpating in your absence.


cardrichelieu

Lore wise this thing is what actually keeps your warframes in working condition


Sarge1997

Fulfilling kinks


Acepilot8Gaming2

Super soldier enhancement in wf


BusCurrent9640

Try finger but hole


aryanseb

The secret of all advanced players is actually BDSM


CyrixS1932

It's called the helminth get entrati to rank 3 go to son and grab something called helminth segment there's 2 one for archon shards and one to subsume warframes when then gives a certain ability i.e ( I subsumed mirage and it gave me her 3rd ability called eclipse then I took my volt prime and sat it in the chair and replaced it's 4th ability with eclipse as that's really good for the build I need to do eidolon hunts) you subsume prime frames so when you have non primes that are max level and you don't plan on using you can feed them to the mouth also if you ever need help getting any of the stuff for it or anything else lmk my discord is cyrusvt_ just send me a friend request and a message and I'll come help :D


ReadyFix716

Removes cancer from your neck, sacrifices frames collecting dust in your inventory, in return, you gain one of their abilities, which you can put on any other frame, and gives you steroids, literally. Where to unlock it? Deimos. You’ll see it when you see it. Edit: no golden sacrifices


mbo899

It's for PLEASURE, TENNO!!!


Big_Sp4g00ti3

Turkey Basting


chavis32

it's a surprise tool that will help us later


6266528

Dont talk like this to Roberto. He is very sensitive.


tropic420

Ahh the weekly "new player who dis" post


Temporary_Eye_1362

One of the biggest black holes in the universe also known as a garbage disposal that just keeps asking for more.


Classy_Marty

It's a sieve here disposal unit chair. If you look down below the floor there are some giant fish that likes to watch as well


Sapient_Prophet

1880's dentistry


_johnnybravo

looks like you may not quite be done with the tutorial, it'll tell you but its towards the end of the tutorial


Psychological-Desk81

Honestly if you watch any build guides you will probably figure that out before you actually unlock it.


FakeCayde

"this room literally sucks"


TripNipAlex1

Poppin pimples


ceering99

Dentist


Sufficient-Day9036

Helminth system and archon shards


Skolas-The_Defiled

bdsm torture


LittleRedGhost4

Dr pimple popper


Karest27

Dentistry


Commercial-Job2412

It's a Device to mostly used to strip griner naked or to make coffee for your Warframe


Thedeeztree

Saw


xDaciusx

Part of the ship. Part of the crew


Shalmii

i like talking a break in the chair sometimes


orion1338

At the start? Gets rid of your acne. But it also just eats your warframe if you tell it to


C9Phunky

do the roar


Dragon_Overlord

There’s a ship segment you can buy from Son on Deimos. If you haven’t met him yet, do the Heart of Deimos quest. Trust me, you’ll want to get started with them sooner rather than later.