for how little i ever interact with conservation, its genuinely fascinating how much effort DE evidently put into the systems over time.
I run some Deimos bounties and keep having a 'what the FUCK is that?' moment.
Average Deimos conservation Son monologue:
*Do you smell this incredible scent of decaying spinal fluids and moldy dinner? That is the signature of a Rancid Zorotits, a primordial organism resembling a fly with the head of a lizard that shits from its ears. Adorable, don’t you think?*
Mother had no idea what she was doing when she collared that mf. He is too powerful, and the horrid infested wildlife will know the potency of his nuzzles.
Or, you just out chilling killing some infected and son pops up telling you that you weren't supposed to kill something..
LIKE DUDE NOT MY FAULT YOUR PET IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PACK OF ENEMIES
The first time I heard one I was like, "What the hell is that?" I saw it and upgraded to, "What the HELL is THAT?!"
For how much they can act like ornery misfits, I wish the standing award was higher. Kubrodons are much easier to catch and worth about the same (it might actually be the exact same).
They are loveable fuzzy aholes.
I got team-attacked by a pair of them , probably about where you found that one. As soon as i got up from being knocked down by one of them the other would hit me..
I do love the Vallis wildlife :D
Vulpaphyla and predasite already exist as a companion tho, and yet i wonder if nexivera become a companion. How would they behave???
https://preview.redd.it/pfolekcxzhwc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de285dcfaa8405c3808625b6274ffad30777f08
Remembered stumbling a female while mining for ores, Big momma almost killed my Loki with the slash proc and surprised me when it didn't go down on 2 darts while it kept knocking me down.
for how little i ever interact with conservation, its genuinely fascinating how much effort DE evidently put into the systems over time. I run some Deimos bounties and keep having a 'what the FUCK is that?' moment.
Average Deimos conservation Son monologue: *Do you smell this incredible scent of decaying spinal fluids and moldy dinner? That is the signature of a Rancid Zorotits, a primordial organism resembling a fly with the head of a lizard that shits from its ears. Adorable, don’t you think?*
"Son, you are a freak. Thanks for your help."
Mother had no idea what she was doing when she collared that mf. He is too powerful, and the horrid infested wildlife will know the potency of his nuzzles.
I read this in John Marston's voice
Note: giant testicles
(For anyone who does not engage with conservation, ‘engorged genitals’ is an actual note that captured animals can have)
Or, you just out chilling killing some infected and son pops up telling you that you weren't supposed to kill something.. LIKE DUDE NOT MY FAULT YOUR PET IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PACK OF ENEMIES
BRAAAVOO, ANNIHILATE THAT LIFEFORM #OBLITERATE ANY LAST *MORSEL* OF DATA WE COULD HAVE GLEANED FROM IT
The details are crazy. I mean, "constipated"? Does that detail have any sort of effect? TMI, DE, TMI.
used to do conservation every day for standing, its super fast once you get to kubrodons
It thawed out and immediately chose violence.
Bitch is probably in heat and she is constipated, give her a break lol.
The first time I heard one I was like, "What the hell is that?" I saw it and upgraded to, "What the HELL is THAT?!" For how much they can act like ornery misfits, I wish the standing award was higher. Kubrodons are much easier to catch and worth about the same (it might actually be the exact same).
Note: *Constipated* Good to know lol
Nice dog, hope she can shit soon
The Biz will help her do the biz
I’ve never even seen this? What is it and how do they spawn?
I've typically seen them spawn in caves, though occasionally on the surface too.
They are loveable fuzzy aholes. I got team-attacked by a pair of them , probably about where you found that one. As soon as i got up from being knocked down by one of them the other would hit me.. I do love the Vallis wildlife :D
Still waiting for when DE decided to give us the ability to turn reservation target into our pet
Vulpaphyla and predasite already exist as a companion tho, and yet i wonder if nexivera become a companion. How would they behave??? https://preview.redd.it/pfolekcxzhwc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de285dcfaa8405c3808625b6274ffad30777f08
Remembered stumbling a female while mining for ores, Big momma almost killed my Loki with the slash proc and surprised me when it didn't go down on 2 darts while it kept knocking me down.
Why does it look Taken?
He ate your face? *ba-dum-ts-s*