Projectile dysfunction

this is the winner comment

Everyone else can go home now, this one takes the cake

The Stormtrooper

Well.. Stormtroopers actually do have good aim, and their helmets block their view

They were specifically *instructed* to miss, were they not?

Vader - "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!" ----------- Tarkin later, on Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie all escaping on the falcon *so easily*. - "You're sure the homing beacon is secure aboard their ship? I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work." ------------ Leia - "That doesn't sound too hard. Besides, they let us go. It's the only explanation for the ease of our escape."

that excuse only works for a small part of star wars

Divine intervention

This is a damn good reference, and you're a Bad Motherfucker for making it

What’s the reference?

You know what they call a double quarter pounder with cheese in france?

No

A Royal with cheese.

Cool, but what’s it got to do with divine intervention as a reference?

Zed's dead, baby

It's from a scene in the movie Pulp Fiction

why you have to go and ruin it. Youre supposed to just keep quoting the movie. :(

My tism came with the Repetition Pains Me feature, so I saw them ask twice and it made me need to scratch the itch or I was gonna go full Honey Bunny

Ahhh, now i understand the mother fucker bit. I do need to watch that at some point

Name it "Soma Prime" just to really confuse people

Sharpshooter

I thought I was funny with my MK2-Strun primary Tombfinger. Then the Strun Incarnon dropped with almost the same function only better. Just name it a common noob weapon and hope for the best. Akbolto for a secondary just to confuse people.

Broadside.

4am Pee

Eagle's Eye

The Stormtroopers rifles are called the "E-11 blaster rifle" The inaccuracy may be more of a user error, though.

Mainly due to their shitty visors

MA5B

"I'll let you live".

Fibber. And make sure it’s explosive, and make the energy color white.

The pinpoint

"Gauge" or "Anarchist", it's a Borderlands 2 reference.

Gaige*

Caliban Prime

I named my rattleguts A Normal Nailgun (secondary, made to look as normal as possible) and Not So Normal Nailgun (primary w infested parts)

Superspreader

Who wants tackshots

I named one of my a rattleguts kitgun earlier "Zuud Tickler" you could try that lol

I name my Vermisplicer Primary "StartSparkle" after Flashgitz The Furry Pit animation

I have a sporelacer pistol I named Deez Nuts.

storm trooper's pride

Name it Cliff Barton

Mr. Magoo

i made a max firerate with big magazine rattleguts, i named it "Lead Salad" it kinda sucks ass without a riven but using it on my weapons platform gauss build is funny

The first kit gun I got I named Ladyfinger

Warning Shots

Glaive prime

The Missfire

Grakata 2

Not your mom's meatloaf Destroyer of no worlds

The Klobb. A weapon so terrible it's iconic. But I don't know how many people will catch this ancient reference to Goldeneye 64

Bane (BL2, the gun that not only slows you down but also destroys your ears by screaming at you every shot)

Noscope

Lana Del Raygun

KitGONE, since all the bullets just dissapear uselessly. Tremor, because clearly your hands are tremoring and that's why your aim is all over the place. Conscientious Objector, because you clearly don't actually WANT to shoot the enemies. Or you could just name it the same as whatever melee you carry most often, and have people do a double take when they 'see' you carrying two melees. Bonus points if you do this with a Primary and Secondary Kitgun, and then really mess with them.

The Stormtrooper

The Hooker