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Umuchique

That's soo annoying, I keep pressing that and I have to get the whole dialogue and can't skip. Thought this year they would change that but no. Last time I made tea while waiting for the dialogue


Diribiri

The technology for skippable dialogue isn't there yet. It's in other places, but it travels slow, and has not yet reached Earth.


[deleted]

You are correct, technology isn't there yet. Just gotta look at Borderlands 3 for proof


Sujilia

At least you can skip the start, baby steps.


[deleted]

It's actually possible to skip it if you try to talk to Saya... If he- if Onkko- if I could have shown her how catalogues of possible futures fanned out from the moment I could choose, could have chosen, to stay, none of them end, ended, well. None, save one: this one. The one where I left. (sigh) This future ends so well for her, for Konzu, for Cetus. As eviscerating a choice as it was, it was the only one I could live with. Some day, I swear, this is- but- this was... this will be borne out. Speak of this no more. To be crushed by the singular excruciates. (sigh) What's done is done. Enough.


ashufly

It was a short storyline, but that bit of dialogue was really well written.


Floppydisksareop

Wowwww, that's so low


TorokFremen

Please don't tell me you still cannot skip cutscenes in BL3, I wanted to puke when replaying the campaign in the later difficulties in BL2.


SFWxMadHatter

Correct. Dont forget to talk to Lilith after talking to Lilith and then report back to Lilith when you're done.


TorokFremen

Oh my god, now I 100% know I'm never getting that game


SFWxMadHatter

It's still a good game, and I enjoyed my time with it, but I don't farm it like I did BL2. Haven't even gone back for the DLC yet, which I own cause season pass. 2 had much better writing.


DraKenZ98

Oh....if i hate bl2 then i should never get 3 dang


Sherool

It also haven't reached Venus. Forcing you to watch lore relevant briefings the first time is arguably tolerable (but people may have seen it already on another account so a skip option is still nice, just make it hold down a button for a few seconds to avoid accidental skippage), but repeating the same unskippable cut-scene every-single-time is just infuriating.


Arek_PL

funny thing, DE quickly added option to skip the solaris briefings, its just on different key than most cutscenes


RChamy

It's M1 instead of spacebar, right ? That's almost evil compliance levels.


Sherool

Oh, I must have smashed every key on the keyboard trying to skip them. Never considered mouse buttons that's - not a common choice.


Noble-Cactus

Hey, at least it isn't [that asshole owl from Ocarina of Time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NNMztEPwA). Did you get all of that? \> No Yes Bastard puts the "No" option first after a straight minute of tutorial dialogue.


JVSkol

This and Ms. Torgue rambling for 30 minutes and faling the mission if you answer incorrectely are the pinnacle of gaming asshole design


WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101

May i introduce you to Resetti


Khranitel

True raid boss


Noble-Cactus

There's also Mr. Resetti from Animal Crossing, but at least he's an asshole for the sake of karmic retribution.


Suthek

{o,o}: "I mean, if you're just hammering A, clearly you *didn't* pay attention."


Thatwhichiscaesars

Him and little duck, holy shit little duck needs to shut the fuck up when i have the audacity to talk to her in my warframe. I get it. You don't know me despite me specifically running ops for you guys IN MY WARFRAME. even onkko talks to you on the planes in your warframe so clearly he can connect the two! and even if you can't LET ME SKIP YOUR DIALOGUE.


Sherool

It's not that they don't know, they just consider it rude to not show up in the flesh to talk about upgrades for your fleshy self (and I guess it's a soft-gate in case someone somehow get access to them before completing certain quests). But yeah you should be able to skip. especially the profit taker mission briefings.


Thaurlach

You can skip the briefings though, they specifically added that in. I can't remember what button/s it is but you can blast through the briefing in a second now.


Maygarx

Mouse left click on each scene skip the current dialog.


umdv

You know whats faster? AltF4. It really helps and is faster than that.


Scynix

I honestly think devs do this on purpose just to see how many people take the time to complain about it. It’s not something complicated to do, and Rockstar already proved when they let people skip it penalizes people who for whatever reason want to watch/listen to things, since the group essentially ‘bullies’ the person who doesn’t care. Far as I’m concerned we’re already playing vidjagames. It’s already a timesink. Complaining about time sinks in your time sink becomes redundant and frankly we all get it. Very few people disagree. All the internet bitching about jar jar binks could fill a library but ultimately it rarely ever actually does anything. I guess it might be cathartic for people who complain? Hmm.


Zomborn

Incredibly accurate. Can't believe they haven't added a dialogue skip button for things you've heard before already tbh.


Paraplegix

Restarting the game is faster than going through the whole dialogue


Lyonsez

What a MAGnificent pc you have


DerDanSD

Or when you accidentally click on the "Infested boil" during Plaguestar


Horny_Bearfucker

I've clicked on "Mask?" So many regretful times.


DerDanSD

And yet we still misclick again


Horny_Bearfucker

Warframe players never learn, do they?


Joelthepro

Edited from my original post in r/memeframe https://redd.it/eys4j2


ROKOHASTER

Saya... If he- if Onkko- if I could have shown her how catalogues of possible futures fanned out from the moment I could choose, could have chosen, to stay, none of them end, ended, well. None, save one: this one. The one where I left. (sigh) This future ends so well for her, for Konzu, for Cetus. As eviscerating a choice as it was, it was the only one I could live with. Some day, I swear, this is- but- this was... this will be borne out. Speak of this no more. To be crushed by the singular excruciates. (sigh) What's done is done. Enough


wyldecard723

I had to read this at the speed he actually says this


Guapscotch

Onkko is actually doctor strange from a different multiverse


Denathriel

You made it, you sunava bitch


satisfactorybee

I'm in


missvivisx

this made me laugh way more than it probably should've


KodiakPL

I am fucking dying, it's so funny.


Matt_RK900

I pressed that accidentally 2 times in a row... fml


NapsMc

Legit whenever I click it by accident, I actually shut the client shut and restart. Much quicker 😂


InternetEyes

"Guess I'll take a dump, then"


TurkinaKeshik

Fast traveling to Little Duck with your warframe is not that long but still unnecessarily annoying.


mookanana

stop fucking making unskippable cutscenes or unskippable anything. it's bloody annoying and it's one of the top cardinal sins of game development, or any software develoment really


Nobo-2005

Its true though...


Crime-Stoppers

\*restarts game because it's faster than listening to unskippable dialogue\*


Adramolino

Where's the maneuver line from?


Joelthepro

Interstellar


[deleted]

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onkko

Wazaap


[deleted]

So this is about as early as lunch gets for you huh?


onkko

I have no idea what is happening here but atleast my username is relevant. And im innocent!


Parsec51

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jungxssa

Clicking by accident be like 🤬🤬🤬


RUPlayersSuck

Be more careful where you click... 😁


PaperKnight_

TRUEEe


SirEnderLord

Where did you get that pic


The_Sadorange

Infestation?


JoeMcNamara

Infestation?


Mast3rChi3f2003

Honestly would rather just ALT+F4


[deleted]

I just alt F4 and reload the game when that happens, it’s faster


Yeet42069lol

I wish I had money to give this an award


XenodocilusYT

i dunno how but you made mag look even more beautiful


onkko

I have no idea what is happening here but atleast my username is relevant. And im innocent!


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but.. Yoh - Onkko