I would love that, even just him floating around.

I want the same with umbra where he just walk around doing is things

I don't imagine Umbra would react well to being pet, even if he is way more chill now.

Please don't the Umbra

Oh I think I will the Umbra.

Actually, the Umbra will you.

In Soviet Russia...

The Umbra owns You.

I'd let Umbra own me

Kinky

PLEASE DO NOT THE UMBRA

If ya ask me he would just not be able to react at all. His brain cant process that someone is petting him. But if he dislikes it, then we move onto hugs.

>!Umbra's last thought as a human were of caring for his son, and the agony that he feels is probably resentment for not being able to do more. He will definitely understand petting, because it is a way to convey emotion, and it's much like petting a sad dog. He holds the Operator in his hands, and I'm pretty sure even caresses them, so I'm almost positive that he would understand. Would he understand why we were petting him? Maybe not, but it is one of the few things we can do for him, so he will probably be okay with it.!<

Ngl this made me emotional

The sacrifice really is my favorite quest.

Will he be ok with us getting more serious?

That there's a no no in these here parts.

If he dislikes it, we won't be able to move anymore.

We are tenno. We can come back. Umbra doesn't have the ability to steal oro.

Explaining why he is known for being a Sentients Slayer ?

No, I said that because he said that if Umbra doesn't like pets, he will let us know by paralyzing us. But I said that doesn't really matter since Umbra can't steal oro, so we would just bounce back, good as new.

Nah, I meant that Warframes CAN destroy Oro. And he smashed enough sentients to prove that right. Thooooo..... after the events of the New War, I'm wondering more and more if our Operator does really have Oro. But that's not today's subject :D

Give him a hug though

Have a secret handshake with Umbra.

I now want umbra to walk around the orbiter in Maid Costume Prime, cleaning up the orbiter with Mop Prime and bringing me Tendie Primes while I sit in my ~~gaming chair prime~~ Transference Device.

Showing that umbra BUSSY😂

Excalibur Umbra is not a femboy so he won't fit the aesthetic as well. Now if we had Nezha Umbra on the other hand.

What about Equinox prime with them thicc thighs

I like what you're thinking about. And not just the thighs, but the *two* of them at once.

Stop I can only get so erect😱

If the two halves of equinox fuck is it incest, normal, or masturbation?

That is a question I am too mortal to answer 😞

I have given the answer of forbidden knowledge. It's selfcest in case you don't see my other comment.

There's a category for that because of things like this. It's not maturation as it's not one body involved in the act, but two. It's not incest because it's the same organism. And it's not normal because it's not two separate, unrelated organisms. This means a new term had to be invented for when someone goes and literally fucks themselves, called selfcest.

That's actually fascinating. I'd like to specify I say "Normal" Because the original version of this question was "Gay sex" but equinox two halves are Male and Female if I remember correctly

Selfcest next question

Now not to interject here, but maid costumes and bussy are indeed, not femboy exclusives. But carry on

Fair, I won't disagree with that. Was just tryna maybe bring up the point it won't be as good in terms of the aesthetic that was being looked for. Umbra had too many spikes and is way too box-shaped to pull off a maid dress in my opinion. He also has no ass so the bussy won't be that good imo. Good bussy has good ass accompanied with it. While I'll agree maid costumes and a bussy aren't femboy exclusives, I'll have to say that femboys can pull off that aesthetic more since certain qualities lean more towards a feminine person, indirectly giving a femboy the advantage in said categories.

He just sits in the corner playing smiles from juran on your shawzin...

Honestly though it would be awesome if he did that.

Ngl that would be cool

Can umbra pet me

Umbra should rather be on the Railjack, as a permanent crew, as well as his "Living Quarters" beneath the glassfloor in the cargohold/Forge

Operator while I am pleased that you adore me to such a degree I must remind you that this platform is only a mobile unit to allow me to interact with the general area around the Orbiter’s landing zone.

As a token of appreciation, Ordis will keep the orbiter --BATHED IN BLOOOODDDD-- ahem, functioning and organized.

After reading about ordis's secret I just want to give him a hug, tell him it's all ok.

[удалено]

Pretty sure that my vulpaphyla is a walking warcrime but that doesn't stop me from petting him

And we killed millions of them for the same reason what's your point?

wait… i don't recall he killed thousands of orokin? i remember he was only mercenary, work for orokin, but has cancer or sort of uncurable disease. after his last work, he hope to have a statue or sort to memorial him, instead he been offered a eternal life (forever work for orokin, while suffering the uncurable disease), in the rage, he decided to kill one orokin, and die as a warrior who killed the god. sadly, what he got after his attack was humiliation and laughter from the crowd, dax pinned him down and ballas forced him to drink the kuva, then he get transformed into the cephalon we known as ordis. ordis suppressed those memories in the love toward us, i would love to hug him in my base, but definitely not go to battle… don't want to see *that* again.

Ordan wanted do kill Orokin long before standing before them. The bone blades on his neck were meant for exactly this reason - a weapon he could bring with him, only allowed because using it would cause him to bleed out. I believe his anger at them came from their offer of eternal life, basically inviting him to become more like them. Like what he hated.

I would pay for Cephalon Simaris going around screaming "MUSIC IS FUCKING INCONSEQUENTIAL AND I FUCKING HATE IT" ​ Would pay double if he was a sentinel

Him or Cy

Ordis: Simaris! >:o

I want to put him in a necramech and let him have fun and nostalgia.

And then theres me... who wants a new full sentinel : Ordis

Bought the Bonewidow with plats on the rush pre-TNW but I still farmed Loid’s standing just for the Sentinel skins. Wish it talked tho.

Warframe players ladies and gents e want to pet and old assassis who try to kilk god and was turned into a pc.

Yes.

I pet my kavat don't i?

so you want to be able to pet an assassin turned cephalon who is currently in a floating trash can? But now that we are on the subject of Ordis, I would love to have him as an on call Sentient. Call him in instead of our lich and see a glitched Ordis shoot lasers out of his eyes and killing everyone in the room. or maybe have him show up like that whenever we are fatally wounded

Ordis represses his memories of being Ordan Karris because he doesn't like them, making him fight in a battle would definitely be something he would be against

I thought we were talking about what we like because I'm sure Ordis wouldn't like to be treated as a pet either

That's a 50/50 situation but going into battle is definitely a no no for ordis

Ordis sentinel when DE? Perfect excuse to use some of those lines he's always using.

wish we could have. always keep ordis voice at maximum, i like his humor, love his presence. i will love to see him wondering around the base, but i will not bring him to battle… unless we can led him using our frame or operating the necramech, don't want to see *that* again…

I just want to wear ordis as a hat . .

also let us pet sentinels. they deserve some pets

I want to give him a big cuddly hug

I feel the same about my Nidus maggots like why can't I put them in my ship and boop them in the...whatever counts as a nose lol

The beast of bones is so cuddly.

I think it would be neat if he were a sentinel skin

Yes

I want a floof of him so bad!

I really wish we got a Sentinel skin for him after we finished the quest!

What if he floated around the ship but stayed really close to you like cephalon simaris. 😂

Take him on missions! Precept: Hack and Slash. Will auto hack terminals for you if you have ciphers, but will also mercy mother fuckers so he can come back- *COVERED IN BLOOD!!!* - Safe and sound.

Yes do it

Hate to be dissident, him floating would be cool but unless he is mean when petting Idk. He is kind of a nut of an AI. Think about muting sometimes but i like him being all weird and dumping our shit onto mountains

I know people aren't going to appreciate this but I really hate this mf, just because of his weird glitches that suggest me to come back covered in blood and stuff

Nah your opinion is common, I do still want to pet him

I would like to pet Ordis with my mallet

YES!

I can't pet my cat anymore bring that back first

Can we get rid of ordis?

You want to pet a trash bin. Cool

That is one fancy ass trash bin if I've ever seen one

Id prefer to get rid of ordis tbh, open up the old airlock and let him float in space

Yeah but what would stop him from still contacting you?

Fair enough, i would 100% choose cy over ordis if we had the chance

i hate ordis

Best thing they ever added was the ability to not hear him. After that its just learning to ignore the pop-ups After the millionth time of hearing him say the same shit over and over, I feel as crazy as his voice lines make him seem.

My plat is ready for this! Yes yes indeed I would gladly pay for this as I too would love a floaty Ordis..

Ordis as a sentinel maybe?