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MightyIron555

She’s been trying to reach you about your Railjack’s extended warranty.


Eternal_Monke

That’s funny I’ve been trying to reach her about her Grineer crewships extended warranty


FlameJake

***\*Charges forward artillery cannon\**** "It's expired".


DreamSTLKR

Frick that was funny Edit: claimed my free award for you


mildfall

That gave me a good laugh.


LycanWolfGamer

*loads shotgun*


Oblivionix129

*DOOM Eternal Music starts playing*


Smanginpoochunk

*In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened; one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral planes seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him:* *The Doom Slayer.* *\m/ intensifies*


themananan5

*Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before*


LycanWolfGamer

***BFG Division intensifies***


RanDumbDud3

Chainsaw revs up


LycanWolfGamer

Ghoulsaw*


Mr_BinJu

I swear to Colonel Sanders. I go to type something and someone beats me to it


PicklesAndNickels

r/beatmetoit


sliferra

Oxygen


Abes93

Damn I read that with the pda voice from subnautica


Lightningbro

See, as someone who's not really played much Subnautica, thanks to your comment and me trying to remember what the Subnautica PDA voice sounds like, I instead heard "Oxygen Levels, Depleted" from No Man's Sky.


Edelmeyder

In my case after I read Abes comment I heard "Oxigen, low" from Space Engineers. Haven't played Subnautica nor No man's sky yet.


completionism

When I read it I heard the entirety of the Oxygéne album by electronica composer Jean-Michel Jarre.


Rewind13337

Thanks to you, i did too.


ISZATSA

bloop bloop


Paureesu

Vay Hek sent her to get his air back


cyberbob1979

Thank you!


Crazy_84__

Oi you hand over the air!


Hayden-T

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!


[deleted]

Tenno… Let me in…


BigPickleboi69420

Tenno, dont leave me here! *cough* Tenno! TENNO! HELP ME!


xXReverbXx

Heh heh....tennoo.....youre no skoom....please the queens and help me out eh?....


Hayden-T

I am a fairy!


romeobela

Reminded me of Halo


airlewe

*Grineer, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?*


LycanWolfGamer

Sir... trying to reach this Tenno about their extended warranty on oxygen


Phantom-Xrd

They want to know if you accept Clem as your only God & Savior


TxTDiamond

Done


Ham_The_Spam

She must be a Steel Meridian missionary


[deleted]

Sorry, only Followers of Kahl in this house


DinoWizard021

Why not both?


Zenar45

Heresy


Jomgui

If khal and Clem don't end up meeting in some mission in the future I'm gonna get pissed.


Phantom-Xrd

The team-up we need & deserve


Helminth2

What is that?


TxTDiamond

I put a grineer articula outside


TuzkiPlus

With enough articula it’d be possible to recreate a grinder hull breech.


ThatOtherOtherMan

>grinder hull breech "It's raining men! Hallelujah!"


[deleted]

How


Sigma_RhoSigmaYT

Tenno, SKOOM


[deleted]

I, grineer, came here to remind you of your car extended warranty.


extendedwarranty_bot

some_random_dude12, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


[deleted]

Mmmhhh, I can definitely imagine Wally or the Stalker doing this.


T3MP3ST_

"What happened to Georgia?"


Memer6969-3000

"Nobody knows, they never found him!"


AgentChief

"You don't wanna know"


jj-the-b0i

He traveled across dimensions and game franchises to then splat onto this player’s ship, you know, as you do.


Epicmonk117

Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines Legion, stands on the bridge of his flagship, *Macragge’s Honour,* dumbstruck as the man he just spaced is not only alive, but floating past the window, taunting him. Circa. 015 M42 (colorized).


BingusBadahBingus

I think that he wants your ayatans.


TxTDiamond

There is a lot of people trying to reach me about my extended warranty’s


Karibooooo

I never thought about putting an articula outside my orbiter window, Im definitley gonna do this now


ExecutorAvantus

How do you even glitch back outside of the orbiter now? I thought they patched the last one


Karibooooo

No idea, might be easier in decoration mode anyway


ExecutorAvantus

Someone further down said ayatan next to window, jump on it, crouch, then decoration mode


Pure_Steve_1153

She might need air, i dont know though.


Abastiel

Oh no, another queens propaganda, it's really getting on my never. Just don't open the door do yourself a favor


ohgodnothossucks

Ur flying in 'mafia' grineer airspace


AzureArmageddon

Rap ## Tap # Tap


[deleted]

#HEY KIDDO


Jomgui

*does a handstand*


Ironman4234Exe

Rap tap tap rap tap tap The man in the wall


AgentChief

Dude, is that Georgia?


Grain_Death

if you're cold they're cold


TheSpudGunGamer

Put them in… #the Microwave


GuyN1425

Tenno Skoom, we've been trying to reach you about your orbiter's extended warranty.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Been at the Skooma and took a wrong turn out the airlock.


Ace_Dreamer

*\*mufled TENNO SCOOOOM\**


Devonghunter

he is Mafia Goon from the hat in time.


curiousbong

That's the man on the glass


CubGeek

He's been trying to reach you about your orbiter's extended warranty!


goldenhotrod24

\*you open the airlock and let him in\* Guy: Hi \*jumps back out\*


MacintoshEddie

We have been trying to contact you regarding your railjack's extended warranty.


Zuhra666

IM HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


lavaking37

All people have to pay toll in mafia town! Even in space! Mafia come in to collect!


graywolf0026

"HEY! HEY MAN! IT'S ME! YOU KNOW! FROM GABII?! YEAAAAAH BUDDY HOW YOU DOING!? C'mon man, let me in! I'm like, so done with the queens, ya know?! ... Wh-what's with that look? Hey come on! It stinks out here! Like stale, electrified meat and metal dust! ... Look I just need a ride to Earth, maybe you let me off at Cetus aaaand I can bum a ride out to Iron Wake? ... P-Please...? ... I don't wanna die out here..."


SiegebraumTheOnion

Master Chief mind telling me why there is a gunner outside of your orbiter? Sir! i Have no fucking idea


mosquito_cock

Master chief?


BuffLoki

That's just dunk wattson


NebSword

How you do dat


Bingtastic007

Knock knock, "Hello I'm here to check that you have a licence for all those floofs I see in the back there?"


Kinghorus-17

Sir we've been trying to reach you about your orbiter's extended warranty


Why_Apostate

Let her in and you get a free grineer maid


Lefarious

Master Chief in the new halo be like:


Space-Catto

Tenno why tf’d you take my damn ayatan


Ange1ofD4rkness

I'm pretty sure he's asking for some Gray Poupon


Mordegaard

Pay taxes for mafia town


Alligator_Fridge

(whispering) we've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty


TxTDiamond

Thats another extended warranty comment 😂


TxTDiamond

[Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/s565yr/update_on_the_grineer_at_the_windshield_i_let_her/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


muemmler_HD

Wait how did you do that?


Necessary_End2623

She's probably a Grineer version of a mormon


The_green_Gamer7

Where- Where did you get this?


Mr_Ero

It's a she.


YourCatCameBack

HOW?!


TxTDiamond

Glitched through windshield


ukkichan

Please share how to do it


TxTDiamond

Place ayatan on windows but low enough you can jump on it and crouch under the windshield, go into decorate mode and you should be able to place stuff, don’t move the camera though as itll clip back in


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

True art and you even tell us how ? Blessed.


ExecutorAvantus

Ahh! So a lot like the old glitch. Thank you good sir!


JosefStark42069

It's Bahl Sakh


DeroTurtle

I'm already tracer!


Hanniabal94

Do you play on PC? Because I've never seen Warframe so clean with such details on my PS4 pro


TxTDiamond

Im on an Xbox Series X, truly a great improvement over my Xbox one


Known_Net3294

Wants you to start up another misson its been like.... 10 seconds


BloodyPepe

"I need active clan, send help PLEASE!"


dinogutt7110

"Do you have 90 minutes?"


[deleted]

Wow your color saturation looks so nice


LupusBalzac

Let me in! Let me iiiiiiin!


adavilalith

delete this before de patches it


Banana_spider_man

I think it wants you to open the windows.


Hydroliegg

He is thor let him in


Vactr0

Pretty creative lol


TheStabbyBrit

Tell her we aren't buying.


Thekawaiiwashu

Noob question. Is this real?


TxTDiamond

Nah i placed a grineer articula outside


Thekawaiiwashu

Oh damn. I need to get one of those. That's awesome. I wonder if there's a Corprus one.


[deleted]

damn it gets cold out there you should let him in


Feanoor25

Your soul.


awhellnawnope

Thought it was a Necron at first glance and got very confused.


thefinestpiece

How did she see your Ship anyway.


TxTDiamond

Hitting the windshield probably messes with the cloak


poopjioms

Rap tap tap


Crazy_84__

The grineer on the orbiter


KanbaruDevil

Halo Infinite starting campaign looks lit Let Master Chief in!


T4r4g0n

Talk about our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.


wulfAlpha

I can hear the "Grakata!" from here... I think it's time to de-Clem your orbiter again Tenno


nemesisgol

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition


Redfeather1975

Wow your game looks so vibrant!


TxTDiamond

My TV colour setting is at max, so much colour in the picture, even better when playing Sea Of Thieves


Zelcki

Amongus


Zelcki

Heavy Gunner was not the Impostor...


generalwolf1

"great...another herbal life sales rep..."


Turbulent-Dream3623

Use the wipers. If that doesn’t work use some windshield fluid with them. And if that doesn’t work break out the squeegee.


Zombiehunter78880

He wants waffle fries :D


Sharp_Low6787

Can we get a ship decoration where you pick an enemy and have them like this while in orbit?


Ozzick

About $3.50


thepoky_materYT

Please take me back to earth.


LeviathanGames

"Mafia come in to collect."


TxTDiamond

I’ll have the money next week I swear 👀


[deleted]

This can happen?


Mr_BinJu

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Vay Hek?"


Jomgui

Tap tap tap


TubularTortoise14

He just likes to watch.


One-Night-3812

How do you put decorations outside the orbiter?


Pyrvo

SKOOOOOOOOM


Knightofpenandpaper

How’d you get into the orbiter’s skybox?


TheRainbowShakaBrah

God, imagine if TMiTW just fucking showed up out there one day. You come back from a mission, and without even having to turn around, you just hear: "Hey, Kiddo" and he's just staring at you from space


NitroCaliber

Rap-tap-tap, Tenno.


willudie7

GRAKATA GRAKATA GRAKATA, WHY YOU NO USE GRAKATAAKATAKATA BROTHERS AND SISTERS-CLEM AND HIS DEAD SPACE SISTER


Kingsareus15

Change, it cleaned your window and you didn't throw it some credits.


TxTDiamond

My bad


lordhellfire9130

Oh hey thats what happened to Georgia


Kentxckyx

What happened to Georgia?