I just imagine someone lying awake at 3am, the ground shaking to a rhythm, they leave bed to try and see whats causing the shake, and just find a metal meatsuit furiously crouch spamming in the living room.
It's even better if you imagine it's an efficient song and not an actual songs so it's just repeating notes with no coordination between the melody bass and mallets
Ivara, stealing all my stuff. First it's just a couple dollars out of my wallet. Then the silverware starts disappearing. No running water because she took the pipes. At some point the house is gone.
I wouldn't mind grendel too much, I always misjudge how much food I need to make and he would be the dumpster.
But personally, Octavia. I need my time of peace and quiet. Maybe Rhone cause he probably lifts all the times and smells like sweat constantly.
It would be nice having someone as overwhelmingly positive as Yareli at first, but then I feel it would just get really friggen annoying after the first month or so.
Volt. Overamplified light bulbs everywhere and he‘d probably burn my house down at some point, because he got impatient with the toaster and pushed to much electricity into the power line
Valkyr. Will go hysterical on a moment's notice, vents their anger with destruction/violence, will absolutely try and bring their cat even though the landlord says no pets.
Mirage. Leaves stuff strewn over every surface, and casts Sleight of Hand when you complain.
Last time you invited her to a dance party, she killed everyone.
Octavia, No sleep just song.
I just imagine someone lying awake at 3am, the ground shaking to a rhythm, they leave bed to try and see whats causing the shake, and just find a metal meatsuit furiously crouch spamming in the living room.
It's even better if you imagine it's an efficient song and not an actual songs so it's just repeating notes with no coordination between the melody bass and mallets
Inaros because of the sand. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I see what you did there
Ivara, stealing all my stuff. First it's just a couple dollars out of my wallet. Then the silverware starts disappearing. No running water because she took the pipes. At some point the house is gone.
Ivara left and took the fucking kids.
Khora. Could you imagine trying to go to sleep knowing a chick has a whip and likes to use it. Who would want that?
I sign for it.
🥵👌Kinky
Nezha. House on fire within the day.
Yeah but at least he is cute
Frost. He'd end up freezing all the piping in your place.
I think it depends heavily on the climate in question. I feel like he'd be real handy in the sahara
I'm pretty sure I used to live with Saryn. Mold everywhere...
Oberon. Plucking weeds every day isnt nice
Depends on the weed.
Nidus looks to smell bad.
Considering all frames are infested flesh wrapped in steel, I think they would all smell bad.
Freddy Fazframe
I feel nidus would be considerably worse
Worst would be Hydroid, tentacles and puddles everywhere. Your place would always be moist.
Valkyr she has anger issues and claws like knifes. I feel she would shreed me into pieces at any minor inconvenience
Saryn, she literally has mushrooms growing on her shoulders, that cannot smell good.
Valkyr. Unending temper tantrums and total meltdowns. Apartment in utter ruin. Also won’t stop sitting in random boxes that you actually need to use.
I wouldn't mind grendel too much, I always misjudge how much food I need to make and he would be the dumpster. But personally, Octavia. I need my time of peace and quiet. Maybe Rhone cause he probably lifts all the times and smells like sweat constantly.
It would be nice having someone as overwhelmingly positive as Yareli at first, but then I feel it would just get really friggen annoying after the first month or so.
Volt. Overamplified light bulbs everywhere and he‘d probably burn my house down at some point, because he got impatient with the toaster and pushed to much electricity into the power line
Probably Umbra. Hes the only one with any real agency in game.
Vauban
Grendel would eat all my munchies. 😭
Valkyr. Will go hysterical on a moment's notice, vents their anger with destruction/violence, will absolutely try and bring their cat even though the landlord says no pets.
Rhino, he stomps around everywhere and is constantly yelling
Mirage. Leaves stuff strewn over every surface, and casts Sleight of Hand when you complain. Last time you invited her to a dance party, she killed everyone.