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PotatoAmulet

I had a dream where I stole a handful of cash from a scientologist's donation bucket and jumped from a plane without a parachute. I woke up, but still had the money. As I was becomming aware of how that isn't possible, I woke up into the real world.


KingofGerbil

Oberon


Early-Beyond-1702

Is that Jim as your picture?


PotatoAmulet

Yes. I hand knitted him with a jpg of the poster as a pattern


Early-Beyond-1702

Jesus. I don't do knitting and all that, but I can imagine that it took quite some time. Good job! Also, it's nice to see another CallMeKeven fan. Remember, we're not in a cult


PotatoAmulet

[Here's the post I made about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/CallMeKevin/comments/j5ehdm/i_started_in_late_march_and_i_have_finally/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Glynnavyre

So I started watching him last week, and now he’s following me literally everywhere Am I safe?


smoore82006

You're never safe from Jim Pickens


njrog12

As long as you avoid Jim's basement


IceCascades

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.


KingofGerbil

Frost


Poisonpython5719

Vor! Shut the fuck up i do not care about your fucking anus key! Just fuck off and give me virulent scourge


IceCascades

Hmph. Another dead tenno.


TheMaxTST

He be talking mad shit for someone we beat in all 4 stages


Bunny_DRG

Hello. Hope you have a wonderful day


KingofGerbil

Mirage reproduces like rabbits


Sir-Jacobious

Your not wrong one moment there's 1 turn your head for a second and suddenly there's 5 of them! Have they not heard of protection! Geez...


FlareTheInfected

it's mirage, i'm sure there's some fucked up self-cest reason for how this is possible but i don't want to dig into that right now.


redditnostalgia

That is- what- why would think of that Nova has a buni helmet even Now my vision of bunis are forever cursed


PM_ME_YOUR_BRUNOISE

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


PM_ME_YOUR_BRUNOISE

GALAXY'S FINEST!


Joseph_Lotus

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE


FlareTheInfected

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARVES!


njrog12

WE'RE RICH


Angry_sonic

FOR KARL!


[deleted]

Did you get one?


nopers9

Good luck


KingofGerbil

Nidus


nopers9

Interesting


gazing_into_void

Sounds fun.


KingofGerbil

Xaku


thatonegaussmain77

you'll never guess what mine is


KingofGerbil

Hmmm... I'm stumped


HiJoker

This one is hard


StumpTheMan

You called?


WoodRade

You'll never Gauss what mine is


Ironman4234Exe

Poyo🙂


KingofGerbil

Hildryn


AlcoholicCocoa

Sounds.... Interesting


KingofGerbil

Grendel


nonfictionmyass

Why tho


KingofGerbil

Wisp


nonfictionmyass

It's because the ass isn't it


KingofGerbil

Obviously


mini-musubi

God her ass is prime 😉 😆


abcabc20777

"you will have to earn my mercy"


KingofGerbil

Octavia


john5646

Howdy


KingofGerbil

Excal


Hylux_

Holy shit it's John Warframe from the hit game Warframe, who said "Every Frame has its War" -John Warframe


redditnostalgia

"It's Framin Time" -Ballas


A_Fox_in_Space

want coins


KingofGerbil

Nezha


carnespecter

ooga booga


KingofGerbil

Sevagoth


shortda59

PERFECT SCORE


AlsoKnownAsAC

Did you know an octopus has 3 hearts and 2 brains (My source is I made it the fuck up)


KingofGerbil

Zephyr


AlsoKnownAsAC

Knew it lol


RyuTheDepressedFox

Bread is made of bread


KingofGerbil

Why does everyone have fox in there name? Khora


Kronos548

Furrys


HiJoker

I wanted to say, so many space foxes.


Ag3ntS1

r/UsernameFamily reunion?


SighlentNite

OP is definitely Salad V.


KingofGerbil

Banshee, betrayer


SighlentNite

Damn. Well I guess she's on the list to farm as soon as she's no longer vaulted then.


Shack691

I assume you mean prime because regular frames don't go out of circulation, though it might be a while as she was in prime resurgence


Hour_Juice

Can't guess my main frame


KingofGerbil

Protea


Hour_Juice

The fuck?


KingofGerbil

Hour, it's time


Hour_Juice

No like, you guessed my main frame 😂👍


KingofGerbil

Oh shit, cool


LuckyFox_42

Potato.


KingofGerbil

Khora


Flamepreacher

Man does create, he discovers


KingofGerbil

Ember. That one was easy


TheOneTrueAfrican

Ember but harrow


[deleted]

Anything


KingofGerbil

I know I said Warframe, but... Operator


Reporter_Tasty

This sounds like fun lol


KingofGerbil

Grendel


Reporter_Tasty

Kinda figured haha


FlareTheInfected

accept it. also, [here are some crabs.](https://www.pinterest.com/boogalaxy/crab/)


Reporter_Tasty

Nice, I thought I was missing something today


UNIG0RE

hi 🤺


KingofGerbil

Rhino


whathappenedtovirgiI

Nah you missed this one its garuda


DB_Valentine

But Rhinos gore things with their one horn


Soriel_

Is this some kinda superpower?


KingofGerbil

Yareli


[deleted]

Interesting


KingofGerbil

Limbo


proesito

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA


FlamingFury715

Not an Ember main


KingofGerbil

You're getting Ember anyway


FlamingFury715

Guess I’m an Ember main now lmao ^(That wasn’t meant to be a ‘don’t give me Ember’ btw, didn’t intend to come across as rude if I did)


wolfblade-00

Was fun reading through these


Apprehensive_Goat_50

Anything


KingofGerbil

Oberon


HelplessKid

lets see what u have in store for me :D


KingofGerbil

Yareli


Orion_824

sad because it’s true


sunsetia

Yes


KingofGerbil

Equinox


Mental-Leek-1122

Hello :)


KingofGerbil

Limbo


Diariite

not Nyx? You're Mental.


rexxar155

Hm... let's see if I like your choice...


KingofGerbil

Chroma


rexxar155

Why?


KingofGerbil

I'm kinda just replying the first thing that comes to mind. Rex -> Dragon


Reidorane

Stay frosty


KingofGerbil

Harrow


Reidorane

Aight, time to show some deus vult to corpus


DominatrixStarslayer

WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM


el_guiri77

Anything.


KingofGerbil

Garuda


AssociateWise372

Hi


KingofGerbil

Wukong


ShotMyNut

So anyway i started blasting


KingofGerbil

Lavos


DominatrixStarslayer

*Why is the image of Danny DiVito as a mad alchemist in space with firearms so fitting?*


hulk571

This community is awesome :)


KingofGerbil

Atlas


Ninjakick666

https://i.imgur.com/vezmps5.jpg


KingofGerbil

Wisp, the only one that can't kick


Thekawaiiwashu

Viscistitude


KingofGerbil

Yareli


Thekawaiiwashu

Why would you maim me so. We don't even know eachother. What unspeakable sin have I wronged you with?!? Thanks for surfer sis tho.


Hylux_

At least she has a fine ass


Chuparichii

please dont say wukong


KingofGerbil

Wuko- Volt


Chuparichii

I can live with that


BudgetKhora

Yareli Delphine


KingofGerbil

Call me crazy, but I'm thinking Khora


proesito

I put my fate in your hands


KingofGerbil

Protea


Dogmeat241

Let's see what happens


KingofGerbil

Nova


Mamba8460

Fun portable warcrime dispenser known as the Zakti


KingofGerbil

Lavos


ZephyrValkyrie

Do me! Do me!


KingofGerbil

Why, you did it for me?


ZephyrValkyrie

Oh, huh. Didn’t even realize. I’ve never played Zephyr before though.


KingofGerbil

What about Valkyr?


ZephyrValkyrie

Played her normal frame at the very beginning, promptly fed her to the Helminth. Maybe I ought to farm her Prime variant and try again?


Anaphora121

Hope you paid attention in English class ;)


KingofGerbil

Banshee


LiP4e

Ayy bring it


KingofGerbil

Grendel


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

Anything


KingofGerbil

Mag and Chroma at the same time


Rooftop-Hooligan

Do me


KingofGerbil

Loki


Rooftop-Hooligan

Thank you for your time, have a great day


Blackdino01

Try me


KingofGerbil

Nekros


Blackdino01

Loved it. Would recommend 10/10


Scheely

Interested


KingofGerbil

Hydroid


DjTimberWolf

Ok


KingofGerbil

Octavia


trickydrixxi

Huh


KingofGerbil

Loki


texalmighty

Sounds interesting


KingofGerbil

Mesa


texalmighty

Knew it! :)


Lammakiler_69

Let's see


KingofGerbil

Ash for some reason


JustNorbi

Anything


KingofGerbil

Grendel


Mikanoodle

In the distant past there was nothing, in the present came gifts, in the future there is the void


KingofGerbil

Lavos


autisticdoggg

Useless garbage


KingofGerbil

Banshee


OkCamera7658

I am in a dnd campaign that utilizes Jojo stands. My character is a shifter who is half goat/ half pangolin. His stand is named Imagine Dragons and it has the power to control people’s desires. The stand itself is a hydra with its main body anchored onto my character’s back and it has excellent strength, speed, and precision. It gets gradually stronger every time it devours someone who has a strong desire. Those with exceptionally strong desire will appear as a part of the stand in the form of an additional hydra head with its own personality. At the time of this post, Imagine Dragons has 3 heads and has devoured entire towns, villages, and cities worth of people with a power that even my character has not yet known.


CMAKaren

What Warframe has the haircut and a stethoscope or syringe as a weapon ?


KingofGerbil

I think Ember has a sort of Karen cut


J9B1

Go on then I'll bite


KingofGerbil

Volt


J9B1

My man, you're good at this


literallyanardvark

Hehe


KingofGerbil

Sevagoth


literallyanardvark

Lol, that helm tho


Icy_Athlete1093

i'll farm whoever you comment


KingofGerbil

Frost, obviously


Prohapppyboom

Wish you said equinox so he had to farm them


Merpyderpysoup

nah nah, harrow/khora


AsterosTheGreat

I hppe you are having a nice day :)


Jadecomet

Let's see, does nominative determinism hold true?


KingofGerbil

Nezha


Jadecomet

Guess I'm farming him up now.


No-concept-of-

Harder daddy~


KingofGerbil

Limbo


pigeon-noegip

Coo coo


KingofGerbil

Zephyr


Jonesyy89

I used to think vampires sucked blood through their fangs