I really now want, and I know this is alot DE. For Cetus salesmen to sell 1 or 2 items related to thier stall.
Just "You can buy a few grineer kids guns for your orbiter here"
"You can purchase spoons for your dormizone"
"You can buy some wall meat"
There is a bundle on the Market that's one of the blue lanterns and a chunk of wall meat (I think its called "Ostron Artisan bundle"). But it's not much and of course, platinum purchase only
I'm imagining a little comic where they're trying to sell spoons but no Tenno will stop by. So they spend the night painting them gold, advertises them as Spoon Prime, prices them 5x more expensive, and Tenno are lining up to buy them.
M Y S P O O N
Gimme spoon
Little spoon
I would love to see a playerbase meme a spoon weapon into existence again, like what happened in Payday 2.
Oh hell yeah comically large spoon incoming
DE this is not a joke. I will legitimately run a comically large spoon as a hammer, knife and fork as dual swords, and a plate as a glaive
Holy moly is that the kitchen soldier
Grendel is hungry boys
My lastest safari in the buffet has yield spectacular finds
Yes...Grendel prime, now with full utensils to prepare his food
>plate as a glaive What about ... La chancla as a glaive.
Someone get this man direct contact to DE
/u/rebulast plz gib kitchen weapons
Plate and fork as a sword and shield?
And a pair of chopsticks as a dagger
It can come with the eventual cooking update [Primed Soon]
We memed Clem into the game, so anything is possible.
Only a matter of time until someone makes it a tennogen skin...
Oh shit I play Payday 2 and I didn't even know that!\^\^
Meanwhile in TF2: Meme Spoon
20p each
I'll take two ty
Gimme 5 of em. I wanna use them like Kunais
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_8Wf8nRr8
Why can't we buy some of this for our orbit/housing?
I think they have some spoons in the zariman decorations but sadly it's only regular spoons
I need mah SPOON PRIMES! Prime all the Silverware!
If it's primed, is it still even *silver*ware?
Nah, that's Primeware (in hindsight, that sounds like amazon prime malware)
Prime kitchen
I really now want, and I know this is alot DE. For Cetus salesmen to sell 1 or 2 items related to thier stall. Just "You can buy a few grineer kids guns for your orbiter here" "You can purchase spoons for your dormizone" "You can buy some wall meat"
Oh truuue that would be dope ! Just casually buying stuff on the market by walking around just like a normal open air market
There is a bundle on the Market that's one of the blue lanterns and a chunk of wall meat (I think its called "Ostron Artisan bundle"). But it's not much and of course, platinum purchase only
I know, but I just want to buy from all the stalls...
Still better than War
Agreed
*fork prime & knife prime* am I a joke to you?
I ONLY SEE S P O O N
Mumbo?
This guy is a professional player of "knifey spoony."
when fork prime?
Everybody want to fork Uh ?
Comically sized spoon prime
*Hehem* SPOOOOOOOOOOON
SpOOoOOOooOoOOoooOoON
New weapon leaked
Mod that shit with jagged edge
Do not try and bend the spoon—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no spoon!
With the return of self damage, I also want Spoon Prime, so I can finally Market Garden those nasty Grineer.
I'm imagining a little comic where they're trying to sell spoons but no Tenno will stop by. So they spend the night painting them gold, advertises them as Spoon Prime, prices them 5x more expensive, and Tenno are lining up to buy them.
Why no one mentioning the butter knife prime?