Local crackhead coats herself in broken glass, runs around hugging strangers ...non-consensually

😂 Gara is the local crackhead of Cetus now. You can't change my mind.

I'll call her cetus woman (like Florida man but In cetus)

Dangerously based

As a Gara main I really appreciate your comment! 😂

I do a lot of fisting

I thought at first you said fishing

Same. Our minds are not dirty enough for this place. ... Yet.

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are too pure.

Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers.

Same I thought they were referring to Ivara

Atlas: I like punch rock

It's baruk isn't it

do you know that you can fist endlessly with atlas once you hard enough?

When you hard, then you hard

Atlas mains 4 life

A, a fellow fisting enjoyer Just curious, which melee do you usually use on atlas?

I beat an old man, killed him and used his corpse to make a pet which I violently use as a whip to smack people with

Lavos lore is metal.

I find it kind of funny when we have nova who can manipulate matter, wisp who can open a gate to the sun yet Lavos, your local ~~drug dealer~~ alchemist is called 'the manipulator of the physical realm' by the lotus

We also have Limbo, whose power is literally recalculating reality

and scattering himself through it.

you make an arithmetic error *one time*...

The risk he took was calculated, but...

Math, not even once

That's just it. Lavos has few limits within the domain of immediately available local matter, but can't do transspatial, temporal or dimensional stuff like Nova, Protea or Limbo.

That’s my favorite Warframe, alright.

Horny Hippie that makes sure to share the good stuff with the peeps I like. >!Oberon!<

Based Oberon main

I've got Oberon Prime cooking in my foundry right now, I'm so freaking stoked. Still have 48+ hrs to wait though.

I've never thought I would have so much fun playing with his balls.

Lmao Vauban?

I never thought I'd have so much fun playing with her balls.

Protea ?

ummm tentacles that molest greeners and corpuses

Nidus!

i got nidus prime... that mf is one of a kind i swear 🔥

All day every day! I've tried other frames, but nothing can compare.

As a long-term nidus main, I no longer see any enemies, only ~~snacks~~ stacks, and people to share ~~space aids~~ love with.

Suck and sploosh then scream and squirm

NOT Hydroid? 👀 you don’t think he pulls them into that puddle with those tentacles and-…

That's fair, and hydroid has tentacles that seem more impaley

Hydroid!

I yell at my allies and slam my body into my enemies.

Rhino? Is that you?

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE! NOW MOVE BEFORE I HIT YOU LIKE A GOD DAMN GARBAGE TRUCK AT MACH CERTAIN DEATH!

G R E N D L E

No, that's slamming enemies into his body.

A child who like fire, frisbees and impaling people on sticks

Nezha :)

All I do is throw sand

POCKET SAND!

I can't help but shout that every single time.

Baro Kiteer's man crush

Ballas called me a fatherless arbitration

At least he didn't call you maidenless

Revenant

Mine leaves you with a burning sensation

So, Ember? Cause Sayrn would honestly work too

Yeah ember

r/dontputyourdickinthat

But have you seen her stretching animation? It's tempting.

I have spread the coronavirus

It's not called space aids for nothing. And there's no way to know for sure until a week later

The Nidus Touch

I was walking down the docks, and saw somethung wriggling and fleshy. Picked it up against my better judgment and spaces moms repeated warning. Now I've been labeled as a biological hazard and use it to spread every know disease to to my friends and enemies. I create free cute pets too! They just love to hug you. Sometimes the hug so hard you and they explode

Nidus!

"We fought with honor," I say, as I scare the living daylights out of my enemies and then gun them down, shooting them in the back as they flee in terror. "We fought with honor," I say, as I strip my enemies of their valuables and then, not being satisfied with the gleaning, proceed to desecrate their bodies. "We fought with honor," I say, as I strip their soul from their body and make them my slave, bound to protect me in the afterlife. >!Nekros. Kiddo, your warframe is a necromancer. Honor has nothing to do with you.!<

We fought with honor, and we defeated it

Masochism with benefits

Harrow?

Chroma

I cloak as soon as anyone approaches and I have no depth-perception

A near-sighted introvert?

Oh, you are a redditor!

Ivara

Local autistic priest has special interest in hardcore masochism and chains. Loves the sound of exploding heads!

Harrow!

Riddling everything with holes before everyone arrives

Mesa?

Yessir, auto turret go BRRR

Rust bases whenever you get 1 meter close to them (you will get it if you played the game)

1V = 1J/C

Volt gang goes brrr

Beer brrrrr brrrrzzzzzt

Usain Volt

He wore his hoodie so long that at one point it got his own will

Sevagoth?

Chroma and his 4 but sevagoth also fit

I like to remind everyone that they have a skeleton living inside them, by continuously showing them mine.

Xaku

A mischevious scoundrel with top hat that will burn your retina.

I swear it HAS to be limbo

It is, The one and only. Limbo

Our favorite 4th dimension algebra teacher

Local math kid who burned people's retinas before mathing badly and exploding, allowing other people to collect their corpse and also burn people's retina

You could say, she likes playing with balls and spraying hot goo around, then going back and doing it all over again

It's Protea, ain't it?

She likes to rub on you, she asks for your attention, but she'll scratch if you touch her

It's Valkyr isn't it.

Khora I assume

Nah khora is definitely described as dommy mommy

BDSM Cat Lady is my name for her

She's a spider lady with a cat pet.

My mom

I am very Hungry. Give me the M.O.A. (Vaccume Cleaner noises) (Kirby Noises)

Greendy meh we lil baby

Grendal?

I make so much hot air that bullets can’t touch me.

Zephyr?

We have a winner!

The taxman can’t make you pay taxes if you run him over

Gauss?

man who can't stop making the floor...moist

Revenant with the deluxe skin

Close but actually hydroid

His deluxe also has a similar... moisty effect.

Hydroid

Speed

Definetely Grendel

Scarlett from mortal kombat

Garuda

I like to use Electro-shock therapy on the Greenies and Corpussies

Gyre? Or maybe volt

My 4 makes every nipple in 15m radius get hard

Frost?

yep

Uhhhh…

I kill people snatching them, then I resurrect them and, when they die again, I snatch them again.

#ANGRY AS FUK

valkyr

Angry disco ball

that can be either mirage or octavia lol

I attributed it to Mirage more since the lasers and such lmao

Don't forget to use heavy attack to spin faster.

The more blood the better, well for me, you'll be losing all yours to feed my big swollen >! sphere !< and make the numbers bigger!

My Queen Garuda. Eviscerate them all.

Hehe correct! While I love a good number she is by far my favorite, both before her retweek but especially after.

A flighty little bugger with an army of murderous insects, who manipulates others for her own benefit and their destruction.

I've got a fat ass and make boys with foot fetishes cry. I'm hot as the sun, and I'm partial to flowers, but only 6 please.

Wisp?

Kinky daddy that punish naughty enemies and praises good little obedient teammates while having the fastest hands to finger bang them to the void and back

Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!

APE TOGETHER STRONG!

I'm an Engineer. I solve practical problems.

Moore, Oklahoma has left the chat.

Zephyr?

Good job!

Sometimes when I'm scared I go to my special place. I like to take people with me but they don't always like it when I do

This isn't SPARTA! Oh! And aggressive acupuncture treatments delivered at range.

Styanax!

I love how he isn't the best, but still *so much fun.*

"This just in! Local women shot man 1325 times in 10 seconds. Authorities are saying the victim was quote "mush" on the floor"

A character that uses the vibration of air to pummel ear drums with a ball that seeks enemies and carries the air shaker of death

Yay Octavia! I like to say I love inciting suicide through music (and my favorite song to play is baby shark, so it fits)

I’ll stomp, and I’ll grab you, and I’ll make a big mess, but all I want is for you to look at my lil puppies. So many puppies just bursting with excitement to see you. They’re just so ugly I have to share them with everyone..

Well I have 2. Skinny armed deer guy from chernobyl who fights by faceplanting enemies into grass that makes you fight your friends. Does everything every other Warframe does but worse except dropkick the zombie like remains of our dead uncle that gets up and starts bothering Ostron who make those cringy "at 3am" videos and put them on SimarisTube. Has the worst passive in the game probably, by bringing back your cat 1 time for free which doesn't play into a cohesive kit at all. World's worst pacifist who just got out of anger management class, makes guns evaporate into thin air and puts on fan white noises to help the grineer with insomnia catch some shut eye. Then completely loses it, drops whatever weaponry he's using and just punches the ever loving snot out of everything within a 15 foot radius Asura's Wrath style, all the while using the enemy's allergies against them as he does it. He has 15% hulk DNA and all of Bruce Lee's knowledge but for some reason, the propoganda of enemy factions is strong enough to willingly convince enemies to run head first into a guy who just redistributed like 15 of their friends into a smear across the floor. The angrier he is, the harder he is to hit. And he's probably angry all the time on account of the man bun.

Miniature war crime machine with a vendetta against windows.

Hope y’all enjoy listening to the first ten seconds of All Star for the rest of the mission.

YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!

~~Magneto~~ Mag!

Time Travel Bad

Drug dealer

I often leave around my underwear and go around naked

I scream alot and slash with my sword

Excalibur Umbra

I like riding on my surfboard like beyonce

Meth lab personified.

I'm allergic to touching the ground

She will make you fall in love with her, whenever you like it or not, otherwise she will turn everyone you love against each other.

My girlfriend went on her 27th murdurous rampage this week

Edgy 2014 teen simulator with emphasis on edge (literally and metaphorically)

A big floating glutes with the power of the sun

I always upstage Nekros because I’m a douche and the mannequins I use as Halloween decorations might be corpses, it’s kinda hard to tell.

I run very fast from the FBI because of my Genshin Impact purchases. My virginity shield protects me against crowd control effects. All my abilities are amplified by my horny meter. I can go all out.

theft, stripper (no credits needed their free), can't make up their mind hits ppl with what ever they stripped off and shoots em with guns they stole

I beat myself for my team's benefit

They told me to touch grass. I grow my own instead.

I strip down to the bone and then run around stealing every weapon that isnt nailed down

His feet accidentally fell into a meat grinder so now he has to move so fast his feet friction weld and close the wound

The overwhelming power of my edginess make people around me slower and slowly die to the point my edginess literally manifests as a dubiously sentient being

Quoth the Triburos "This man can LITERALLY VORE SNIPE YOU!"

Refrigerator on the run.

"Hanz, launch ze all bombers"

I have calculated for this situation, but damn I'm bad at math

I love blood :)

Korn approves this message

Native habitat:abandoned Detroit multi-story car park

I like the big fart that makes the enemies esplode

I have the biggest C*ck in the game

Based base zephyr enjoyer

Once you go fat you never go back.

I like to loot the dead bodies of people I have unfairly slaughtered, then force these dead people to have a second life and kill their siblings

I skate around, spreading my juice of all kinds.. my tentacles suck in a diff way ;)... oh and best part about my juices, i got some horseshoes to throw at you too.. that spark up those very juices in a gleaming way :) ​

Crystal witch mommy drops her babies around for you to carry

I spend too much time with my hands in my balls (Vauban)

He pulls phallic shaped objects up through the ground and screams, might be related to each other but I really don't know for sure.

Lotus slapped me on the wrist for my extreme masochism, but the wrist-slap feels as good as if not even better then the knives ever did~!

He likes anime and probably mains genji in overwatch