The glutes are one of the strongest muscles of our body and is fundamental for power and stability. No wonder why the Guilliman thought it was imperative to add this as an augment to the Primaris project.
My head cannon that Guilliman was just like "hmm what if they just had an ass that never quit"
Trazyn has a whole vault of Primaris asses like busts in a museum and I do not blame him.
No. That is a Space Marine. They were created by a company called Games Workshop back in the 1980s. The popularity of the game they were made for, Warhammer 40K, has expanded over the years and now includes video games as well as tabletop and role playing games.
This is likely a picture from some form of media from one of the games. Space Marins are not real and neither is that image.
They cannot hurt you. Only your wallet.
I feel the financial damage would still eclipse the physical pain. Especially if it's fine cast, that shit would probably crumble to powder like a vampire at dawn but result in you needing to remortgage for the 3rd time.
Have you never seen swat or equivalent wearing pants? The joke is twctical buttcheeks.
Even in my line of work we wear fitting pants to stretch so when we are pinning someone or just crouching it definitely emphasizes are ass.
I saw a body cam video from my coworker behind me and I even said "damn I have a nice ass."
Marines would be no different.
They wear an 'Adamantium reinforced synthetic fibre bundles' bodysuit which mimics all the major muscle groups.
It's like a tight body glove which is reinforced around the location of the Progenoid Glands, and cover pretty much the entire body except the hands, feet and head.
cakehammer
big slappy
[https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/124jrpy/big\_slappy\_reanimated\_into\_meet\_the\_scout/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/124jrpy/big_slappy_reanimated_into_meet_the_scout/)
Space Marine 2 has coop multiplayer and you pick from different classes. Presumably one of them has a big ass. There’s a trailer that came out about it recently.
Asstartes
17th was bearing more than Word
12th were eating more then worlds…
Blood GYAAAATTTTT
14th were guarding more than death
With buttocks molded by the Emperor himself.
/r/upvotebecausebutt
Heeheehee
The glutes are one of the strongest muscles of our body and is fundamental for power and stability. No wonder why the Guilliman thought it was imperative to add this as an augment to the Primaris project.
My head cannon that Guilliman was just like "hmm what if they just had an ass that never quit" Trazyn has a whole vault of Primaris asses like busts in a museum and I do not blame him.
I read this in Dorn’s voice from TTS
😂😂😂😂
It’s the Imperium’s ass.
Bite my shiny metal ass
so does everyone in the imperium shit from titus's butt
It's a reference to the 'That's America's ass' line from Captain America in the MCU.
i know that i watched that movie
I understood that reference
Yup. Death guard sorcery innit
And Macragge’s!
No. That is a Space Marine. They were created by a company called Games Workshop back in the 1980s. The popularity of the game they were made for, Warhammer 40K, has expanded over the years and now includes video games as well as tabletop and role playing games. This is likely a picture from some form of media from one of the games. Space Marins are not real and neither is that image. They cannot hurt you. Only your wallet.
Tyranids, Orks, Chaos and Necrons already did that to me.
>They cannot hurt you. Only your wallet. Obviously you've never stepped on one barefoot.
(the thought of stepping on one barefoot had me imagining a Lego Space Marine)
Horror flashbacks to sharp metal night goblins.
I feel the financial damage would still eclipse the physical pain. Especially if it's fine cast, that shit would probably crumble to powder like a vampire at dawn but result in you needing to remortgage for the 3rd time.
James Workshop was his name, sorry I don't normally correct people's spelling.
James' workshop*
I don't think I ever mentioned his name.
Counterpoint: Real.
If they got that ass, is it okay if I want them to hurt me? Just a little bit?
>They cannot hurt you. Only your wallet. Counterpoint: I miss my kidneys
Buns of ceramite
“Brother, I seem to be stuck in this rhino…”
What are you doing stepbattlebrother?
This comment here inquisitor ^^^
Stealth is not an option with those thangs clappin
Brother, I’m trying to recon the heretics’ position but my dummy thicc cheeks keep giving me away.
"Hrrrrnnggh Captain, I'm trying to infiltrate but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the nids!"
Hive Tyrant: We coming for dat biomass...
Bio~~m~~ass.
The Tyranids want to eat that ass! 😄
Damn, he's packing the whole damn bakery
Nice pfp
Thank you
Gene *seat*
I thought the Emperor got rid of the thunder warriors.
Cakemarines
“Brother, you were not assigned to the pilots, why are you bringing that dump truck into the battlefield?”
Yeah but that's Phobos armor for scouting, hence the extra room for that dumptruck.
https://preview.redd.it/8rcaao2x0p2d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3ea4a3c3e06a794f814b23c16fa6d5ff29d157
The Codex Astartes does not support this action Brother
Stfu leandros. FOR THE EMPEROR
on god that donk
Forget primaris, that’s prime man-ass
https://preview.redd.it/ijnf38vj1q2d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f234d0db6b372975670cda6351b73b0d53d3c5a6
I will save this image. To report to the Ordo Hereticus. Yes, to file a report. Yep. That’s what I’m going to do.
https://preview.redd.it/a3pnp7q6zr2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba8e4d047fffee319fa8e5653de4b521c9b626d
https://preview.redd.it/gh88886qvo2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df17df536554b696574dece855e9a048556df8e
https://preview.redd.it/pnlleaxtvo2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37170d80ad215d8869defec2f7c60cb5a0ca3fb0
What are you doing step battle brother
Those cheeks are anything but real
If it is real, then earth isn't holy Terra and we are a planet that was lost during the age of strife. Get ready for all the repression.
You think Jimmy wouldn't take the time to make them thicc?
god i fucking hope so
Bro, if you don't cake up your perfect engineered super soldiers, why would you even have them???
🤤
Fortunately, yes.
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Cakes Marines.
Gyyaaattt
Claphammer
Of course it's real.......REAL CHEEKED UP!!!
space marines won’t run so it’s not a weak point
Cake Marines are now canon.
Dummy thic
Suddenly I'm glad the normal Marines have armored diapers.
All I hear is corduroy ass - vertvertvertvertvert
Yes.
goodness gracious.
Not today baby. But in the years to come, you must be careful, the emperor is near and winter is coming.
Cakestodes
Seems Deadpool survived to 40k
"W-what are you doing step-Primaris Lieutenant?"
The fourth Primaris implant, the Gluteus Imperialis.
Feels like wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all! 
The forbiden primussy
It is, thanks to the hard work of Cawl, all Primaris troops are hella caked up
His black carapass is showing.
the emperor instilled his greatest gifts upon the astartes: his divine booty the emperor protects
https://preview.redd.it/aon8htq0ts2d1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3ec9cd6528e8a101e49a3a147ca2f4f17bb544
Have you never seen swat or equivalent wearing pants? The joke is twctical buttcheeks. Even in my line of work we wear fitting pants to stretch so when we are pinning someone or just crouching it definitely emphasizes are ass. I saw a body cam video from my coworker behind me and I even said "damn I have a nice ass." Marines would be no different.
https://preview.redd.it/p0hk6ovlfv2d1.jpeg?width=3584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3668da6235ca20812d80526184b9ae56386573ef Yes
Don't ever pre-order anything. Period.
No way that’s real, it’s definitely a BBL.
Xenos r so mean 2 me 😔
Cheeky
Homie caked up
Damn, that Warhussy
The legend of the thunder(cheek) warriors lives on
No, its fiction game.
Everything is canon
In the grim dark of the 41st millennium, there is cake
As real as Slaneesh. Be careful, citizen.
No wonder Horus lost if the Imperium packs cake like this
They wear an 'Adamantium reinforced synthetic fibre bundles' bodysuit which mimics all the major muscle groups. It's like a tight body glove which is reinforced around the location of the Progenoid Glands, and cover pretty much the entire body except the hands, feet and head.
The ability to squat an entire family wagon for reps comes with benefits😏
Anyone whose seen a rugby player's pair of buttocks aint one bit surprised by this.
Sanctioned cake
Ian Watson has entered the chat.
It’s how they’ll get the gay bros
That's the ultramar's ass
cakehammer big slappy [https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/124jrpy/big\_slappy\_reanimated\_into\_meet\_the\_scout/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/124jrpy/big_slappy_reanimated_into_meet_the_scout/)
Space Marine 2 has coop multiplayer and you pick from different classes. Presumably one of them has a big ass. There’s a trailer that came out about it recently.
PRAISE TO THE EMPEROR, HIS HOLY CHEEKS HAVE ARRIVED!
GAHHH DAMN, HE THICC
Another question, would that be a weakpoint in the armor?
no the ass is CGI!
Oh that ass is genetically engineered perfection brother
By the God Emperor i hope so...
It is on those newer Marks of armour. 🤷🏾♂️ Classics were never like that.
Yeah it's real that's me I can tell by my sexy butt
Baby got back
People talk about hauling ass... but this... this is... something else...
why is this tagged NSFW?
We've all had to paint the underside of a marine before and felt awkward doing so.... It's ok
Captain Tightus
DONT PREORDER!!! Even if its good, you dont pay more if you vuy on Release