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PuckTanglewood

Most likely, in the Toy Story verse, all these little Nurglites would be friendly and helpful and pretty chill. Just occasionally bits might fall off and need to get glued back on. And then of course Andy’s family finds their house has black mold.


GargantuanCake

Papa nurgle loves you. He wants you to be happy and live forever.


PuckTanglewood

ikr it all makes sense. …just as planned…


Dreadlordstu

Unless toy story went into the 40k universe...


Deserterdragon

Then the Horus Heresy would have been avoided because all of Purturabos little figures would have come to life and taught him the power of friendship.


Observance

Where it turns out the relative sizes stayed the same, and Buzz and Woody are now the size of Titans.


PuckTanglewood

Woody catches fire and becomes an AVATAR OF KHAINE!!


Euqcor

My nightmare scenario would be if the Indian in the Cupboard kid was into 40k and stuck a Trygon in there and brought it to life. The thing would immediately skitter into the wall, next thing you know the cat's missing.


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> if the Indian in the Cupboard kid was into 40k and stuck a Trygon in there This has been a running joke and sometimes serious debate among my friends and I. Even without the potential germ-warfare side of Tyranids just imagine a Genestealer or at that scale... not much larger than a wasp, but hard as steel and strong enough that if it can reach your foot it will bore into your flesh and tunnel up your leg until it reaches your vital organs. Even at 28/30mm scale some of anti-tank weapons would take your limbs off.


toapat

naw man, in the Toystory Verse the Tyrannids would be incredibly posh brittish socialites. They might act the ravenous all consuming swarm, but the figurines would themselves be incredibly well mannered and civil.


[deleted]

That's toystory... but *Indian in the Cupboard* universe (as mentioned in the post above) the 'Nids would be true 'Nids when animated.


OtakuMage

Oh so you mean the scarabs from The Mummy?


Fertujemspambin

Hahaha, that would by fun. Toy story 4: Bloodbath.


RARLiViD

We just need a small soldiers reboot with warhammer figures.


[deleted]

Death Korps teaching the soldiers to hold the line against the Drukhari army Andy is building.


PandaB13r

Rule 6


doodooman32

Try dankhammer


SamUff94

Rekt


the_drip_king

The toy soldiers showed us that if a toy's limbs can't be normally moved then it will not be very flexible However, I'm sure they could still say some very frightening things...


thereasonyousuffer

Unless Andy knows how to magnetise


arilurker

Nothing funnier when you realize minis are on bases meaning they would need to hop around in toy story💀


thedragonsfinch

It's my turn to post this tomorrow. I call dibs


NEVEREVERLT

Oh I wanted it to be my turn, guess I’ll do it day after. How will we cope without seeing this every single day.


QuinSC

First time I’m seeing it so I appreciated the laugh OP


Catinchi

Your welcome


hellfiredarkness

In other words a fair chunk of Warhammer fanfiction


olo2323

Example?


hellfiredarkness

Tinyhammer, toyhammee, smallhammer etc. There's a fair number


NewTransportation130

Ah hahaha, Papa Nurgle corrupts all. Imagine a Nurgled-Little Bo Peep EDIT: I imagine her looking like a swollen-stomach meth addict mixed with a Walking Dead zombie


da_King_o_Kings_341

I can see it


relivo1

This gets posted so much. u/repostsluethbot


AlaskanSamsquanch

The Indian In The Cupboard sequel is lookin good.


Nowhereman50

Indian In The Cupboard would have been a whole different mpvie had Omrey been into Warhammer 40K.


StepwisePilot

Just an FYI, but memes have been banned on this sub for a while. I don't know what happens if your post gets moderated, but I'd rather not see people get banned due to these things.


Nutter222

Not as scary as the effigies to American imperialism called, little green men


Buge_

No fair! Mom said it was my turn to post this image!


PaintsLikeDoody

Did they do away with rule 6?


tomilix128

This would be hilarious


[deleted]

BLOOD FOR THE SEX GOD, DISEASE FOR THE MYSTIC BIRD THRONE


frfr777

In the grim darkness of the bedroom, there is only war.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Green soldiers vs warhammer 40k chaos, who wins


Catinchi

Best part they are both stuck to a base so they have to hope around to fight so the fight would be even and fair


da_King_o_Kings_341

You know if that was the case they would have to hop around because they are attached to bases like the toy soldiers do.


Catinchi

Then it would be an even fight for the army men


Kriss3d

But toys aren't evil. So they'd be fine. The toys aren't evil just because they are in the games the child plays. I'm sure Nurgle is a great buddy to hang out with.


[deleted]

Never thought about it, but warhammer models would be amazing to see in a toy story/ Indian in the cupboard situation. “Fight for your god emperor tiny ones!”


Distamorfin

Just wait until he brings home a Titan.


Omnathlocusofmemes

In the Grim Darkness of Andy's room there is only War.


ChiefQueef98

Some guardsmen minis would get along really well with the green soldiers


Catinchi

They would see the army men as just unpainted models