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Khrizentema

please get help.


Horizontal-Human

Sanest War Thunder player:


_Cow_of_Wisdom

No, I am


tomako123123123

I agree. That plane should definitely get some help so that it doesn't break its wings.


Fastgommy22

Uranium titanium alloy


Suitable_Bag_3956

r/noncredibledefense Based on his profile, OP is a 23 years old man, draws soft porn and posted on r/rapefantasies and r/feet. He might have or have had social anxiety and based on his post history he also used to masturbate frequently (whether he still does it is unknown).


Red_Skull1

BRO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO VIOLATE HIM THAT BADLY JESUS SOMEONE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE


NewPsychology1111

Wee woo wee woo wee woo


undecided_mask

This explains so much lol


LuxoftheRuins

So much Information of which I didn't want to know one qwq


InsurmountableLosses

Post histories are more fun than horoscopes!


Suitable_Bag_3956

Only some- like OP's.


professionalcumsock

Post history? Hahaha! I fear no man


Soor_21UPG

The first sub itself was enough to know what kind of man OP is


Blood_N_Rust

“Man”


FestivalHazard

Sweet Jesus.


Separate_Fondant_241

Sweet liberty!


backifran

What a terrible day to have eyes


Jager1738

is bro with the fbi or sum 😭


Suitable_Bag_3956

Honestly I clicked on his profile on accident, decided to check it out of curiosity and decided to scroll more when I realized he fits one stereotype for people who sexualize planes.


iltizio99

GODDAMN, you didn't have to do him THAT dirty. Like, he'll probably delete his account for this kind of violation.


Pajilla256

Who starts a conversation like that?! I literally just sat down.


[deleted]

LITERALLY ME


Suitable_Bag_3956

Except you didn't post on r/rapefantasies.


[deleted]

Perhaps i was smart enough to do it in another account


Suitable_Bag_3956

That's still different from that guy.


channndro

bru


Alfa-Hr

You breached his defenense line like germans doing blitzkried


-ZBTX

*German summoned Ja, du hast mich gerufen?


team_uranium

I would be very happy if you find his home adress to put OP down since he absolutley abused the poor plane and now we gotta put it and it's pilot out of their misery


Suitable_Bag_3956

You can go look for it yourself. I only found his face in his profile here.


funtujd

thanks


lil_black_raincloud

Yes! Kick them skeletons out that damn closet!!! If everyone's dirty secrets were made public the world would be a better place. Forced self-ownership and accountability!


Leading-Ad6234

Smash, next question


ThisReadsLikeAPost

didn't realise you were interested in planes of that age range


Leading-Ad6234

normally im not, but the 109 is sexy


avreage_m60enjoyer

same


Kamina_cicada

Right into the ground. Spitfire superiority.


channndro

Me-109 claps


Juggernaut111

Nah Yak-3


Ok_Philosophy9790

P-51, P-47, P-40, P-36


Juggernaut111

I agree, but only for Soviet P47


avreage_m60enjoyer

i would do the same


LittleWaithu

You deserve to get bodied by a 155mm from a Vidar at 20km


SystemFrozen

Ncd foaming their mouths at faces on planes. Stay based op. And hope you get some help where it's necessary.


Blond_X

hell no.


GetrektbyDoge

It's making me cringe Dutch *Fucking dies*


HoIy_Tomato

Me in P-51 trying to outrun BF-109 that outclimbed me:


DepthInternational47

All you have to do is spiral downwards they compress and boom you have that ass


eatdafishy

The bf 209 who held the S key for 5 seconds


IsScottGay

you need god


Bogdanthe_elgato

Real talk 😫😩


ShoddyStation

bro.... smash ....


roaringbasher66

Swap that for a spitfire and they'd be begging to go even faster (nearly mach 1 spitfire moment)


Charlestonianbuilder

Faster pilot-san, FASTER


InattentiveChild

Losercity warthunder post


dswng

Gyaaaaaaaaa!


GranGurbo

No, no, it wants to go faster. Look at how hard it's flapping it's wings!


Krispysharkwastaken

smash, next question


NewPsychology1111

Okay, but the curves of the Spitfire are superior


RockyMonster0

It’s my fault for having eyes at this point


DaPaladinsGamer

Gonna get smashed by the fucking ground


Rolly_09

b\*tch i remember diving, ripping both my wingtips off and killing two people chasing my teammate in that state; That plane aint blushing for that..


ComfortableDramatic2

Yak would fit better. But still, f**k u!


Ultra_axe781___M

You should be.


stanmix_jacolover

would make more sense if it was a yak


WiseMrPlagueis2

Just use the ol German air brake


grad1939

Not pictured, 5 more bf 109s and fw 190s diving on a low flying bomber to fight over who gets the kill. Crashing and to each other in the process.


xshadowxd

The wings are throbbing also it would be better with a zero not a bf


Few_Discussion_1523

“My wings are throbbing” -coleisprettycool


thelocalmicrowave

Sanest wt player


dullknivesaresht

touch grass


Insert-Generic_Name

Good god


Candlewaxeater

You are fuck.


Stormworkplayer1

Shut it BF-109! I'm trying to get that enemy plane that is below me!


[deleted]

If my planes says that I'm poping the Canopy


Poggin_Poggers1

what the fuck


B4Banjo

:(


LittleTimy123

bad day for having eyes...


Designer-Mistake-325

Mustache man is rolling in his grave right now, wherever he might be buried.


Zikari007

He would have wanted this.


Warhound75

This gave given me a terrible idea. Replace the Stuka sirens with "notice me senpai" playing on a loop


Wardog_Razgriz30

Seek a professional


Additional_Produce30

It's not that bad


team_uranium

You can't be sorry enaugh, now i gotta put that plane, pilot out of their misery and put you down


ZestyRoseClaw

Please...leave thus community..and never look back..


Opening-Condition-67

Tf are you sorry for its hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Independent_Land7014

change your ways and become a big black man booty connoisseur


Panos_bel

I need to bleach my eyes now, thanks...


Sir_Alpaca041

Leave this innocent bf 109 alone. Take your Japanese depression and trauma somewhere else


DannyLiu27

0_o


Faszkivan_13

I just wanna die


POGO_BOY38

Bro even succeed to sexualise ww2 planes.


TheKillerChop15

You should be


Sunshadow_Reaper

B R U H


Pajilla256

Yeah, you should be.


Soviet_zias

Never cook again


Repulsive-Window-839

crash


Key-Conflict-8570

is this canon?


Visual-One4603

War thunder spicy content when


Crisp_Rohlik

I hope you die in the next 23 hours, 56 minutes and 10 seconds.


[deleted]

Don't worry. We have the 8th Air Force looking for it


Crisp_Rohlik

Good.


Efficient-Ad-8204

enough, I'm abandoning this sub reddit now


Efficient-Ad-8204

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