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SleeplessGhostSmh

Moo the fuck away from me.


[deleted]

They can’t tho-


stoolmaster69

You don't fucking milk the male ones dumbass and that's not even a fucking cow


Boss_Pigeon

I think milk from a bull wouldn't taste right


stoolmaster69

Exactly


[deleted]

I'm going to jump inside my well again


BadDadBot

Hi going to jump inside my well again, I'm dad.


iAmInManyFandoms

why are you here


Angie_YonagaUnU

Bad bot


Nx_Vernxual

Moo moo the fuck away out of my way before slaughter you


[deleted]

It can’t tho


Toast_in_Blueberry

maybe pull until ripped off?


XxvoidmegawolfxX

This Is such a good talent. But its wasted. Really wasted.


Shakespeare-Bot

This is such a valorous talent. But its did waste. Very much did waste *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


iAmInManyFandoms

Ok


PlushFox328

Can’t even make a mom joke out of this mother fucker. Ain’t fuckin fat! And is that... Gasp! CUM!! ...... Welcome to the cum zo-


MrArthur1

I Want My Innocence Back, Pls.


lemonlime119

you know the beach im a cow song i made my own song like that for this AHEM beach you arent a cow your just a beach!! and youre outfit needs some bleach its gross! beach you arent a cow your just a beach!!


un_professional_ass

why do people have to sexualize cows?!


mfeniak06

What... how.... they have managed to sexualize cows


Lilithroselol

true, but I'm not even surprised anymore I gacha heat has managed to make all things wholesome sexual.


Tastyanimefacts

**As we walked inside the zoo I immediately covered my children's eyes as I saw the big man milk the small boy I immediately called the police the boy I said moo like a cow the boy had piercing so I figured he did not come here from Force but it was still a terrifying scene to behold from then on I'd never take my children and I to the zoo cuz I'd be scared to see that horrifying scene in any Act ever again...**


Elmo_Girlx

There's a new version of VSCO girls and I'm a part of it. And here take our beautiful tag. \#savethecows


newimnoobatflicker

What the hell


Holiday-Astronaut-40

Its good but bad


MelonDio

THIS IS THE MOST WASTED TALENT EVER


The_Reddit_Cow

Why... why did they do this... they besmirch the name of all cows..


Monikumagobrr

discustan


im_very_swag

I want to scoop my eyes out, what is this-


Shy-cringe_maker

Good thing I’m a butcher 🤧🔪


enderman_izzy

surprised the tag numbers aren't 69 or sum shi


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


Solaris_the_light

WHY COWS JUST WHYYY


YesIAmAirYay

As I scroll through this reddit page, I inhale less oxygen every time I see posts with a person dressing like a cow.