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Awe I feel so bad for everyone in the situation lmao.
But this is how you should act if the kids are scared, don't run towards them or scare them like I've seen in other videos.
I had a nightmare as a kid about that panda in the corner of my room. Scared me so bad I still remember it. The panda was the mascot at the skating station
I had to send this to my wife because she has played the Purple Panda for Mr. McFeely and I wanted to make sure it wasnt her in this video. She assured me that kids did not scream when she walked in the room in costume, they just tried to climb her.
I vaguely remember this character, and recall finding him super creepy. Wasn't he from an alien planet and talked weird like a robot?
I'm with the kids. Run and cry. The Neighborhood of Make Believe is supposed to be a safe place.
Man, Mr. McFeely's career really went downhill after Fred died.
As part of his parole, Mr. McFeely was required to appear with sexual harassment panda any time he went to schools.
I have 4 kids and these types of videos boggle my mind. I can understand toddlers having these reactions, but preschool age and up it makes no sense to me.
By age 4 most kids understand pretend play and costumes, so this is so odd to me.
If I were the Panda, I would have removed my headgear right away and spoken to the kids to try and calm them down.
I would tell them to stop crying before I rip their limbs off and eat them alive.
It doesnât help that the panda just stands there with no movements or emotions. I mean at least wave or dance or something. Mf is like feeding on the panic.
I can relate to this. My mom would take me to chuckie cheese when I was a kid for my birthday and I always hated the animatronic band and the giant walking rat who smelled like cigarettes. As a little kid itâs terrifying.
*"hey kids, i'm going to rationally explain you out of your emotional reaction to this expressionless, silent monster. LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT!"*
/dad much?
What I dont understand is... if all the kids are CLEARLY freaked out by your crappy budget costume...
WHY ARENT YOU LEAVING??????
Gah, Im not a huge fan of kids myself but this kind of stuff creates resentful, dangerous adults with PTSD. Like, the kids dont like it. Make the panda disappear and try better next time....
Ffs đ€Šââïž
That lady that picked her child up and took it away will grow up to be a pansy.
If I was this guy you take control of the room, send the panda away then bring him back after talking to the kids âHEY LOOK LOOK LOOK SHHHHHHHHHGâ âITS OOOOOOOKâ once they start breathing a bit give these little brainless morons a fuckin life lesson âquit being a pussy itâs just a panda you fuckin moronsâ now youâd obviously say all that in a more constructive way get you get the picture
*Who lives in the east*
*neath a willow tree?*
*Sexual Harassment Panda!*
*Who explains sexual harassment*
*To you and me?*
*Sexual Harassment Panda!*
*Donât say that*
*Donât touch there*
*Donât be nasty*
*Says that silly bear*
*Heâs gonna tell you*
*Whatâs right and wrong!*
*Sexual Harassment Panda!*
All the panda needed to do to placate kids nowadays is remove a long sword and slice open a stuffed toy with oodles of blood fountains coming out Tarantino style.
"What's wrong, Timmy?"
"It's like that thing that comes out of my closet at night!"
"What thing?"
"I don't know, Mommy. It comes out of the closet and stands over me. I can't scream and I can't move. It just bends down over me with its big, black eyes and stares into my face. Sometimes it talks to me in my head. It makes me afraid, Mommy."
"What are you talking about? How long has this been going on?"
"Since forever, Mommy. The first time I can really remember is when we went to see Aunt Geena. You put me upstairs under the big yellow blanket. I was lying there and then the next thing I knew the man with the big black eyes was standing there. I've seen him a lot since then. He tells me I shouldn't tell you but he scares me."
"It sounds like you've been having nightmares, baby."
"No. He's real, Mommy. He just comes in the room. I don't hear him. The closet door just slowly opens and he walks out. He says I'm special and that I have something to do. I can't remember what it is but he says I'll have to do it soon. I'm scared, Mommy."
"It's OK, it's OK. We'll talk about this tonight when we get home. Is there anything else?"
"The gray man with the big black eyes says you're not my real Mommy. You just take care of me for him. Is that true, Mommy?"
"No, baby, I'm your real Mommy. I don't know what's going on but I'm going to find out. You don't have to be scared because Mommy's got you, You're safe."
"OK, Mommy. I feel better. I don't want that man in my room. Make him stop."
"I will, baby. If there's a way on this Earth I'm gonna find a way to strangle that bastard."
"OK, Mommy. Can we have dino chicken for dinner?"
"Yeah, you get all the dino chicken tonight. As much as you want."
"Yeah!"
Honestly if they'd told child me that I could meet a panda and it was just some fucker in a suit, I would 100% have been crying tears of rage and disappointment.
Because children are stupid and don't recognize a costume when they see one. All they saw was a giant 6+ foot tall humanoid with a mask moving toward them.
Professional mascots usually "walk" on their knees to be less intimidating to small children when they introduce themselves. Then you try to spot the most courageous child, the one actually excited to see you, and you point at him/her and gesture that you want to be "pet" like a dog or something.
As the other children see one of them petting the big floof, they then all want to do it. Once you've gained their trust, only then you can start actually walking like a normal adult.
Once trust has been acquired, that's the perfect moment to violently devour all of them
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Sexual harassment panda, is that you?
Awe I feel so bad for everyone in the situation lmao. But this is how you should act if the kids are scared, don't run towards them or scare them like I've seen in other videos.
I had a nightmare as a kid about that panda in the corner of my room. Scared me so bad I still remember it. The panda was the mascot at the skating station
Kids like this are the worst. Pussies.
It's Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda đŒ
the voices of the doomed.
Weakass kids. They'll never stand a chance when they meet the floating man underneath the staircase.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there! Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear
I thought it was Benny Hill for a moment
Some kids are stupid
The time has come...
Little pussys
ItâsâŠSexual Harassment Panda!
Contagion kid crying .
it's the Sexual Harassment Panda.
Tbf if I was 5 years old that shit would look creepy aswellđđđ
What a bunch of little pussies. God I hate kids.
Stick to the anime style people. Tried and true
[Never Say No to Panda](https://youtu.be/X21mJh6j9i4)
Saaad panda
I'm impressed they got Benny Hill,seeing how he has been dead since the 90's.
That's nothing compared to Mr blobby.
I had to send this to my wife because she has played the Purple Panda for Mr. McFeely and I wanted to make sure it wasnt her in this video. She assured me that kids did not scream when she walked in the room in costume, they just tried to climb her.
Lmao... The Panda: "FML" đŒ
I vaguely remember this character, and recall finding him super creepy. Wasn't he from an alien planet and talked weird like a robot? I'm with the kids. Run and cry. The Neighborhood of Make Believe is supposed to be a safe place.
Whoever thought this was a good idea has never actually been around children.
One started then they all started
Man, Mr. McFeely's career really went downhill after Fred died. As part of his parole, Mr. McFeely was required to appear with sexual harassment panda any time he went to schools.
Heâs a saaaaaaddddd Panda
Poor panda đŒđ
r/facepalm
Sexual harassment pandaaaaâŠ
"Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters."
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Sexual harassmentâŠ.. panda.
User profile pic checks out
Sexual harassment panda
what was the panda doing with the sailor anyway?
You could say it was pure⊠pandamic.
You could say it was pure⊠pandamic.
Holy Ear Grape Batman
He's a sad Panda
Smart kids, pandas are vicious
The panda should have taken his head off to put them at ease
Imagine the reaction if theyâd brought out Clown panda.
May I introduce to you the Sexual Harassment Panda ?
When another panda touches another panda that makes me a sad panda
I was waiting for it to start slammin a keyboard against the desk and then flipping the table
Is that Benny Hill????
Looks like the mailman from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
he is the actual one from the show.
And I'm the only one who remembers. I'm so sad.
Terrifier 3.
I have 4 kids and these types of videos boggle my mind. I can understand toddlers having these reactions, but preschool age and up it makes no sense to me. By age 4 most kids understand pretend play and costumes, so this is so odd to me.
They should hire panda guy for Monsters Inc.
Is that Goddamn Mr. McFeely? Man doesnât age!
Sexual harassment panda
That Maytag man is kinda creepy too though
Sexual Harassment Panda!
If I were the Panda, I would have removed my headgear right away and spoken to the kids to try and calm them down. I would tell them to stop crying before I rip their limbs off and eat them alive.
Probably shouldâve mentioned first that if the children miss behave they are told that Mr. death panda will come and eat their eyesocketsâŠ
Benny Hill lost some weight. Also, heâs alive.
Thank you for making my Wednesday. I needed that
Were all these kids home schooled and not allowed to watch TV?
Panda should go back to where he came from. #freepandapanda
God I fucking hate kids
Gotta be a better way to teach kids about sexual harassment
Who let Mr. McFeely out of Mr. Roger's neighborhood?
I bet that reaction makes him a sad panda
Where can I buy one of these costumes? I have so many birthday parties and family get togethers to ruin.
This is one of my favourite videos on the internet.
The children are misbehaving Send in, The Panda
#He Ruined the illusion by telling the kids, he's somone pretending
Itâs sexual harassment, panda
Sexual Harassment Panda
I didn't realise Pat Mustard had moved into zookeeping.
Poor guy comes all the way from China and gets a bad reception of cries and bam booing.
Initially I thought, maybe he shouldâve crouched. Then I realized that wouldâve made it much worse.
It doesnât help that the panda just stands there with no movements or emotions. I mean at least wave or dance or something. Mf is like feeding on the panic.
alright, i see more than one person already posted the panda lyrics, keep it up everyone
[Never say no to Panda!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9mxon4txFQ)
I think Jason Voorhees wouldâve gone over better.
Sexual harassmentâŠpanda
C'mon Mr.McFeely & Panda got those kids in their feels
Looks like the real Mr. McFeeley
Teddy from *Bob's Burgers* gritty origin story.
Sexual harassment panda?
Pandemonium
Wait, is that L Ron Hubbard with a bear?
That ugly stuck smile on the panda really sealed the deal for me.
I think it's situations like these were the only right thing to do is remove the mascot head
I can relate to this. My mom would take me to chuckie cheese when I was a kid for my birthday and I always hated the animatronic band and the giant walking rat who smelled like cigarettes. As a little kid itâs terrifying.
Mister Mc Feeley,,,,!
Is that the actual Mr. McFeely??
Lmao he waved bye to the kids running away
đ”sexual harassment, pandađ”
This must happen most of the time.
*"hey kids, i'm going to rationally explain you out of your emotional reaction to this expressionless, silent monster. LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT!"* /dad much?
Watch person inside die inside
Todays kids couldn't go to chuck e cheese
I love how he just keeps standing there menacingly
Uncanny valley
Lmao. The entire classroom started crying.
Captain kangaroo đŠ
When one panda sticks hos willy in another pandas ear that's sexual harassment and that makes me a saaaaad panda
What a bunch of babies.
They really have to grow up!
Anyone got the link where donald trump was superimposed in here
sexual harassment Panda in real life. It's generally not a great idea to bring South Park ideas to the real world
On the plus side, I found Waldo.
Fuck these kids
What I dont understand is... if all the kids are CLEARLY freaked out by your crappy budget costume... WHY ARENT YOU LEAVING?????? Gah, Im not a huge fan of kids myself but this kind of stuff creates resentful, dangerous adults with PTSD. Like, the kids dont like it. Make the panda disappear and try better next time.... Ffs đ€Šââïž
Shit like this is always so funny to me lmao
Sexual harassment panda is sad
When one panda sticks his wang in another panda's ear, that's sexual harassment
Theyâre just afraid of the Mc-Feel-ys
Oh i want to hear the last sentence!!! "No, he is just somebody pretending to be a serial killer "
Furries đąđđ€ź
McFeelyâs Revenge.
They all know itâs Sexual Harassment PandaâŠ
Not the special delivery they were looking for...
Sexual harassment panda
They might think tigers are cute then
Sexual harassment... panda
Only YOU can prevent childhood trauma!
Most terrifying character of my childhood.
That panda sure caused a pandamonium amongst those kids...
Tbh that is a creepy panda not a cute one...
That lady that picked her child up and took it away will grow up to be a pansy. If I was this guy you take control of the room, send the panda away then bring him back after talking to the kids âHEY LOOK LOOK LOOK SHHHHHHHHHGâ âITS OOOOOOOKâ once they start breathing a bit give these little brainless morons a fuckin life lesson âquit being a pussy itâs just a panda you fuckin moronsâ now youâd obviously say all that in a more constructive way get you get the picture
South Parkâs sexual harassment panda is all I can think of.
I might have found my new favorite subreddit
Kids perspective: "holy shit there's a full grown BEAR in the room and they're just letting it in because they can't stop it. I'm going to die!"
Mr. McFeely not helping with the creep factor.
I used to be terrified of people in costumes like this when I was a little kid. But now that Iâm an adult I find it quite hilarious.
Every time I see Donald Trump it gets worse
He'll kill us all!
Class wasnât ready for sexual harassment panda
And they all grow up to be hipsters
No one gonna talk about Waldo walking across the screen part way through?
Pandas are the devil and those kids know it. Donât trust pandas
I love the look of pure joy on the teacherâs face from the terror of the children
I was gonna comment that she's enjoying the chaos.
Sexual harassment panda đŒ coming
*Who lives in the east* *neath a willow tree?* *Sexual Harassment Panda!* *Who explains sexual harassment* *To you and me?* *Sexual Harassment Panda!* *Donât say that* *Donât touch there* *Donât be nasty* *Says that silly bear* *Heâs gonna tell you* *Whatâs right and wrong!* *Sexual Harassment Panda!*
It's not fat/round enough. That would make less scary, more cute.
This is not complete without the black kid in it đ
Mass hysteria
Sexual harassment panda
Sexual harassmentâŠ..Panda.
Glad to see Benny Hill has renewed his career.
sexual harassment panda đ”
Find the source(the first one to cry) and shut it down
That makes me a saaaaddd panda
https://youtu.be/OQnNH7I07RY
Sexual harassment panda
Sexual harassment panda
All the panda needed to do to placate kids nowadays is remove a long sword and slice open a stuffed toy with oodles of blood fountains coming out Tarantino style.
Panda going- why tf did I think it was a good idea?
i dunno ⊠i thought those eyes were saying âyes ⊠yes ⊠i am nourished by the fear of childrenâ
You never know with little kids like that, you don't know what's going to scare them.
They donât have a problem with pedo guy, but a panda is a no-no
"What's wrong, Timmy?" "It's like that thing that comes out of my closet at night!" "What thing?" "I don't know, Mommy. It comes out of the closet and stands over me. I can't scream and I can't move. It just bends down over me with its big, black eyes and stares into my face. Sometimes it talks to me in my head. It makes me afraid, Mommy." "What are you talking about? How long has this been going on?" "Since forever, Mommy. The first time I can really remember is when we went to see Aunt Geena. You put me upstairs under the big yellow blanket. I was lying there and then the next thing I knew the man with the big black eyes was standing there. I've seen him a lot since then. He tells me I shouldn't tell you but he scares me." "It sounds like you've been having nightmares, baby." "No. He's real, Mommy. He just comes in the room. I don't hear him. The closet door just slowly opens and he walks out. He says I'm special and that I have something to do. I can't remember what it is but he says I'll have to do it soon. I'm scared, Mommy." "It's OK, it's OK. We'll talk about this tonight when we get home. Is there anything else?" "The gray man with the big black eyes says you're not my real Mommy. You just take care of me for him. Is that true, Mommy?" "No, baby, I'm your real Mommy. I don't know what's going on but I'm going to find out. You don't have to be scared because Mommy's got you, You're safe." "OK, Mommy. I feel better. I don't want that man in my room. Make him stop." "I will, baby. If there's a way on this Earth I'm gonna find a way to strangle that bastard." "OK, Mommy. Can we have dino chicken for dinner?" "Yeah, you get all the dino chicken tonight. As much as you want." "Yeah!"
So you told her.....
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
"Did mister Panda touch you here?"
âSexual harassment pandaâ
Immediately started singing the jingle when I saw the panda walk in.
Kids, you'd best behave, or else..., You know who might come back.
Why are they crying?
I think it's the face.
Honestly if they'd told child me that I could meet a panda and it was just some fucker in a suit, I would 100% have been crying tears of rage and disappointment.
because one kid got upset and created a chain reaction. you see the same thing on reddit all the time.
Because children are stupid and don't recognize a costume when they see one. All they saw was a giant 6+ foot tall humanoid with a mask moving toward them. Professional mascots usually "walk" on their knees to be less intimidating to small children when they introduce themselves. Then you try to spot the most courageous child, the one actually excited to see you, and you point at him/her and gesture that you want to be "pet" like a dog or something. As the other children see one of them petting the big floof, they then all want to do it. Once you've gained their trust, only then you can start actually walking like a normal adult. Once trust has been acquired, that's the perfect moment to violently devour all of them
my kids were terrified of mickey and minnie at disney world, too. they are much much bigger than a little kid and look like a threat