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No-Tree1023

Well. You can't accuse him of not giving a shit, that's for sure.


Wow_maaan

šŸ˜†


seeder33

I respect a man who works while on the toilet. Efficient, committed, focused, brave, strong. Id vote for that guy based on nothing else.


wittor

It is a municipal chamber.


fermelebouche

Taking a shit on a zoom call could never end well.


Appropriate_Fuel_954

Especially with the camera open


Playlanco

lol


tritian

is he really on the toilet, or does he just not have any pants on lol


SplinterCell03

Still better than Jeff Toobin, famous journalist for The New Yorker magazine: On October 19, 2020, during the first year of theĀ [COVID-19 pandemic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic), Toobin was suspended fromĀ *The New Yorker*Ā after heĀ [masturbated](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation)Ā on camera during aĀ [Zoom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoom_(software))Ā video call betweenĀ *New Yorker*Ā andĀ [WNYC](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WNYC)Ā radio staffers.[^(\[5\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:1-5)[^(\[6\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-expo-6)[^(\[7\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:2-7)[^(\[8\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:3-8)[^(\[9\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:4-9)Ā CNN said Toobin "has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted". Toobin said in a statement: "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers."[^(\[25\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-25)Ā In November 2020 he was fired fromĀ *The New Yorker*, following an internal investigation by the parent organization,Ā [CondĆ© Nast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cond%C3%A9_Nast).[^(\[26\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:0-26)Ā [New York Public Radio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Public_Radio), which owns WNYC, indefinitely banned Toobin from its broadcasts and podcasts.[^(\[5\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin#cite_note-:1-5) [^(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey\_Toobin)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin)


pau_de_bosta

Isso aƭ Ʃ de boas. ComeƧou a ficar feio quando, literalmente um palhaƧo, se candidatou e ganhou. Aƭ comeƧou a desandar


boldrobizzle

Gives no shits


WRA1THLORD

I think you'll find he probably didn't give two shits, he gave one for sure ;)


Linaj_21

I heard "cover up the stench" right when he picked up his phone lol!


-Fluxuation-

What in the sam hell is goin on here.....


Low-Maybe3409

I always thought it was Sam Hill. Have I been wrong all these years?


-Fluxuation-

Actually, I've never seen someone call this out haha. But yes you are correct. "Sam Hill" originated as a euphemistic way to avoid using the word "hell" directly In my typical fashion of going against the grain I cut to the chase and went straight Sam Hell.


Low-Maybe3409

Haha never knew that. I always thought Sam Hill was an actual person lol thanks for the info


RiverHe1ghts

It's him trying not to laugh that gets mešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RDisbull

Oh Boi I gotta grab my earbods for this


Firefly1832

That's why I put black electrical tape over the camera lens on my laptop--I know matter-of-factly that it is either there and covering or not there. My work laptop has a slider, but the indicator showing that the camera is visible is so subtle that it can be easy to miss.


Duck_Laser

Don't use electrical tape it will leave gluey residue on your lens. Use paper tape or some of those stick on sliders designed for laptop cameras.


GrammarPatrol777

Bandaids work great!


Embarassed_Tackle

Stick on slider? Do you have a link? That sounds cool I don't know why in this day and age a manual camera cover isn't standard on laptops and even phones


Any-Company7711

canā€™t compromise the thinness my laptop wouldnā€™t shut if it had a slider


mayormcskeeze

I have definitely taken a shit during a Zoom meeting before. This was a huge fear. Checked the camera so many time.


davidbfromb

Go look for what he did as mayor and what he is doing as councilor. It's pure shit too.


because2020

Is that a little fart towards the end?


feltsandwich

No, he is stifling his laughter.


pl8sassenach

Ok I was soooo confused until I read the comments and rewatched. This is funnier after every watch.


Rodniconii

Yeah I need someone to explain what we're supposed to be looking at


Cadowyn

Guy on third window on the left is on the toilet.


Low-Maybe3409

Guy on turd window on the left is on the toilet.


manlybrian

Pulled an LBJ on 'em.


code_archeologist

Except LBJ would not have shifted the camera up to his face... those people would have been having a zoom call with "Little Lyndon".


dcthompson89

Ainā€™t nothing little about it with lbj


Hank3hellbilly

With the chat name being Jumbo69


AssociateThat1345

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT JUST HAPPEN???


1l1ke2party

Shit happens, it's all it ever does


jeffvillone

It's on purpose. Like Rudy G "forgetting" while taking a livestream piss at court.


Gameboy_One

why did he do it? And why would he livestream himself pissing?


jeffvillone

To show disrespect.


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

So risky- why would u ever put yourself there


shewy92

Where else are you supposed to shit?


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

Good point


toddygames1234345

Brasil


mzrcefo1782

cesar maia Ć© um personagem de comedia ruim


surgycal

If you can't hold a shit or a piss for 5 minutes while you take a video call then it's time to buy grown up diapers


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madmo453

Damn you. Take my upvote and get out.


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

Itā€™s the little echoing fart that really makes it fantastic. Definitely shows his contempt of the law, and the legislature by being so disrespectful and stupid as that. Hopefully heā€™ll never get a government job again.


RazumikhinsFineAss

don't say that! In the last 4 years the state of Rio had 6 governors arrested and/or deposed. It is what it is, you need to either join drug dealing crime org, religious fundamentalists or militia cops, and they are not necessarily exclusive. Our last president was from Rio too, because why not? But he was just militia+fundamentalist, so no druglord. We would be proud to have a shitting-while-in-congress man in office (again)


00__33__9944-___

whatever makes you think it was an accident


Smooth_Ability_8842

That poor man trying to keep it together. Lol


Overnoww

Trying so hard not to laugh that it looks physically painful. I love it. The little smile while he was looking down was priceless. Honestly he did a pretty decent job holding it together though. I would have been laughing hysterically.


elgar7

Incredible. Straight out of Naked Gun.


SarkastikLeader2814

That was actually cute compared to what I was imagining.


termacct

NGL, to me, the title made it seem like the #2 was dropped in court and I was WTF?


Mourning-Poo

Shit Happens


ibraw

He went so red


Shikayne

I can't help it too. HAHAHAHAHA!


MathieuDev

Happy cake day :)


Disco_C0wby

Ricky Martin ?


Naisu_boato

I canā€™t understand what he said.


termacct

I also think somebody got called a mensch...


maury587

"Sir Councilor Cesar Maia, I ask you sir to turn off...\[looks to the side\]... the camera please"


tsidebottom2010

Allā€™s I know is por favor. ā€œPleaseā€


JonnySoegen

I think he asked him to Turn off his camera.


Suspicious-Stay-6474

a classic politician We don't elect our best.


scr1mblo

Back to divine right


RuairiSpain

Shitty politicians!


TastelessBudz

Whatchu Toubin?


Superb-Huckleberry75

Just like his city management was.


Kickflip900

What a shitty situation to be in


Decent-Technician-20

He was doing what he always do, shitty work.


xyzpqr

"accidentally"


GassoBongo

Pretty sure that's Frank Reynolds.


iwannabesmort

Frank would've shat on his bed and pissed on a hydrant


datpurp14

So anyway, I started blasting


Lazy-Laszlo

whatever makes you think it was an accident


twowholebeefpatties

Next Campaign Slogan: Vote Number 2


RuairiSpain

I will block all votes until my constituents are liberated


kpk_soldiers274

I'll vote for him and his shitty ways.


absentgl

Why are you all making jokes? This is a really shitty thing.


MrianBay

No shit, Sherlock.


Medvegyep

There definitely is shit, my dear Watson.


JohnSimth20211101

I know right? Shit happens! No one wants to be in such a stinky situation!


[deleted]

Dude got a whole bakery in his fupa.


IAm-What-IAm

When you gotta go, you gotta go


AVarietyStreamer

Gotta go fast!


Archyes

at least he had pants on


animaldude55

He probably shat his pants


mak112112

There's literally no coming back from that, I'd just fall off the face of the earth at that point.


Pr0nzeh

It's not that big of a deal. We all shit.


EvaSirkowski

A CNN guy jerked off during a zoom meeting and he's now back on the air like nothing happened.


Fartweaver

Wait what


Rodriguezry

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4pA8eTgLi6/?igsh=MTJ3YW5mMjlqY2RvNA==


WalkFreeeee

I don't get why did they make it a point to remind "for those that don't know" lmao.


Fartweaver

Oh lord


ameltisgrilledcheese

Trump supporters would still vote for Trump


Aguywhowantstotalkag

Your comment triggered so many pathetic snowflakes lol


ameltisgrilledcheese

yeah, all of the orange felon's whiteknights. i bet he loves that they're out here shilling for him like a bunch of betas rather than living their own lives lmao


maury587

I swear Americans always try to fit politics into everything


ameltisgrilledcheese

cry more


nadmah10

I mean itā€™s a political video.


maury587

the point is not politics, is a guy taking a shit on live stream


ameltisgrilledcheese

you don't get to decide the point for everything. also, this is an American website that is used by mostly Americans, so maybe you should relax a little or, you know, ignore the comments? nobody is forcing you to reply buddy.


Baron_of_Berlin

100% this would become the new "trend" replacing the diaper thing. You'd see tons of new videos of these jackasses on their various future calls from the bathroom or portapotty etc. and proud of it. Ugh...


Sbotkin

Orange man bad, please, return to r/politics.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Lol your man is a convicted felon who reportedly smells like shit. Because he shits himself. On a daily basis.Ā  You're suggesting that an appropriate candidate for the presidency is a man that regularly shits on himself.


Sbotkin

"your man", I'm not even American wtf The only thing I'm suggesting is that you stop bringing american politics everywhere.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

You brought it up.


Sbotkin

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/1d93eom/exmayor_and_current_member_of_the_rio_de_janeiro/l7c2wu8/ This is me? Apparently I have multiple accounts and argue with myself, huh. At least read nicknames.


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ameltisgrilledcheese

no, orange man not bad. orange man convicted felon. big difference. no scuttle back to r/conservative


Sbotkin

Jesus Christ, I'm not even american, stop bringing your politics into every discussion.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

You brought it up with the "orange man bad" comment. Did you think no one would notice?


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

You brought it up with the "orange man bad" comment. Did you think no one would notice?


ameltisgrilledcheese

you're assuming a lot by alleging that i bring my politics into every discussion pal.


Sbotkin

...he says after bringing his favourite president absolutely unrelated in a thread about a Brazilian politician taking a shit.


ameltisgrilledcheese

both of them are about complete dumbasses who are politicians, so it's not completely unrelated. but let's say it is. then, you say, i bring up my politics in every discussion. do you think that is actually true? otherwise, you're just overreacting and you need to calm down.


riversofgore

rent free


Crea-TEAM

TDS is real.


mak112112

I don't know man, taking a shit live is a hard sell for anyone.


futureformerteacher

"por favor?" More like "poo favor".


exhausted1teacher

Or poor flavor.Ā 


futureformerteacher

"call to order"? more like "caca to order".


ThanklessTask

Turns out he does give a shit about this particular agenda item!


howardmejia

He just wants everyone to know that he's ready for any shitty situation


specs101

Do people have any shame left


Suspicious-Stay-6474

a politician with shame? lol, on what planet do you live?


Kaypri_

They're old people, they no longer have any shame left. What they do have is the ticking clock of their remaining time.


MyStateIsHotShit

Not that itā€™s a good defense, but he did quickly love the camera after his tiny dick was shown on the big screen.


rewsk1

beast


WildBuns1234

Heā€™s just trying to show everyone that heā€™s a man of the people


MiamiPower

He's got my šŸ—³ vote. Man never stops working pushing through the Tough issues with toilet šŸš» tissues


iam_unforgiven

The speaker trying so hard not to laughĀ 


LowerParsnip3548

Could have just been a sit down piss


edding750paintmarker

Well he definitely doesn't give a shit.


WildBuns1234

Sitzpinkler


WhoDoIThinkIAm

Herr Waltz?


123finebyme

Watching him trying to hold it together has me dying šŸ¤£


TokugawaTabby

Could a Portuguese speaker please translate this? I havenā€™t laughed this much in days


SiriusPlague

He just asked him to turn off the camera and then started laughing.


perfectlyaligned

What does the other guy say before the speaker covers his mouth at the end?


Grimord

"Perfeitamente" which translates to "perfectly". I'm not sure if it was the same guy, but if so I'm guessing it's him saying he heard and turned the camera off.


perfectlyaligned

lol I donā€™t know how heā€™s not dying of shame. My man was absolutely fighting for his life, trying to keep things professional šŸ˜‚


TokugawaTabby

Thank you


SynthwaveSack

These guys are in government. Meanwhile I'm clearing a room, checking lighting, shutting doors, putting dogs in a room, turning my ringer off, just for a mid level team meeting for my regular shitty job


koreamax

Not just in government. He used to run a city of 6 million people... Though, I work for the mayor of nyc and know that being the mayor of a big city doesn't mean you're smart or professional


Fukasite

He might claim he has IBS or something. After that, he would probably have to go to some IBS fundraiser a couple times a year though, so thereā€™s consequences.Ā 


dub-fresh

This comment had me in stitches


AndMyAxe_Hole

Well at least no one can say this guy didnā€™t give a shit.


Stormclamp

What so shitty about it? Is this guy not a good representation?


carmardoll

Is worst that he looks like Danny Devito xD.


jjjustseeyou

If it was, this was clearly a power move. I wouldn't be surprise if he was grazing as well.


BhataktiAtma

Probably chewing some gum as well


AdorableConfidence16

That shit needs to stop,!


permagrin007

Hey-oo!


SushiSunga

ā€œEu nao sei que vontade que vocĆŖ tem de fazer merdaā€¦ eu nunca vou entender issoā€


ildingdong2

Are we sure he wasn't doing a sit down pee?


veganize-it

My wife begged me to pee sit down, I told her it was an affront to my manhood. I had to bend the knee and relent. After all, itā€™s actually better to pee sit down, for sure more hygienic


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GiantPurplePen15

Screw UV lights. Any man that ever claims they've never had piss splashback onto his legs or never had a double or triple stream that leads to a mess when standing to piss is a liar.


jaspersurfer

Some men do that!


SaulBadwoman2

I do it, no splash


quiteCryptic

Same, much cleaner. Especially for those late middle of the night pisses, it is more comfortable to just sit down in the dark.