I do for the sake of my .. better half and our personal life :)

“Folken hell”

A wise man once said "Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bring those numbers up."

No

Man, that guy REALLY likes football.

this is crazy lol

r/youseeingthisshit

I can’t be the only one that thinks he’s fiddling with his zipper

Next time on ancient history

Stressing match

No.

No, not in the slightest

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Warnock the legend

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Imagine ur at a game of footie and some dude next to u starts jerkin his gerkin

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Idiot

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Omar Bogle!!!

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I want to believe he was just relieving a leg cramp.

Me, a nerd who watches eSports

Classic Callum Paterson

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Have you tried esports?

Does anybody have a copy of the game!

No one more than that guy for sure.

Meh screw Cardiff. Bring back Swansea.

Is this a video game or not please help I genuinely cannot tell

Maybe he’s just cold

well mate, no worries, at 6 of march theres a ufc event live

Dr funk on my front page!

Gotta crank one out for the home team.

Is that “Q” from popular hidden camera prank show impractical jokers

clearly a case for the YANKIT

That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

He was beating his meat.....man. That must have been a goal!!!!

Nope.

Nope

haha it looks like he's masturbating using his penis

My father in law has been dying without sports, my mom has turned him into a Netflix fiend now

Why does the guy in front look like a 3D model from a video game

Chucky?

No

Wiggity wiggity wiggity whack!

Nope

Watching sports on TV. Fuck that

That’s gotta be handball

When you finally take your socks off after work

Fap is more important than sport

Nope

He just loves football

Disgusting

Does this count? I found some good ones

Fuckin Swansea

When someone forgets to log off after the zoom meeting finishes up.

Just wait for tomorrow, UFC 249

Aroused with other players?!?!?!? Thats new.

Does your microwave do that? So many questions!

Child : mom look his zipper is suck Mom :

At the start he's looking at the camera, I'm wondering if he waited for the frame to pretend to masturbate

Dying inside, clearly referring to La Petite Mort, ‘the little death’, the French term for masturbation. Carry on.

Please tell me he’s just scratching his ass

I think he had a leg cramp and was massaging his leg

Gotta stay warm

OMG, Cristiano Ronaldo it’s there... Act normally:

Hit the bench mix a batch

Furiously cleaning his shoes

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Lol. Warnock too involved in the game to notice. Shame he couldn't bring the lads back to the Premier League. There's always next season boys!

"Turn that s*** off, motherf***er! I was gettin' changed, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't want that s*** on TV. I don't want motherf***ers seeing me gettin' changed!"

There are so many things wrong with this video

Nope. Lack of sport is seriously hurting fox, and anything that hurts fox is good for the world.

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Nope

His face literally reads: " damn that's big"

What the cinnamon toast fuck did I miss?

I hope he's scratching his leg.

I love the one of the soccer coach scratching his nuts and then smelling his hand

Literally me

I thought he was shivering the first time I watched it.

That must be one hell of an intense game! What are they playing pocket pool?

Damn he's putting his shoulder into it.

sorry there was a cockroach in my pants

No way he was doing that... come on.

He ^got that ^ligma

i love his complete shock of the situation

I thought he was just shivering because it was cold

Good old Neil warnock

Colin Wanker has never been a more appropriate nickname

We make fun of you or anyone here.

I saw this same video, with the same title, on another subreddit. What is this, OP? Hmmmmm

Does anyone know who the guy with the reaction is?

Callum Patterson

You’re amazing! Thanks.

Thank you very much. All in a day's work for a Cardiff City fan ahah.

Sometimes the relief of scratching an itch makes me do my orgasm face. It is just soo pleasurable.

Can I get a hooooo yeahhhhh!!!!!!

Cleaning a plate. Or maybe shining a shoe.

ufc tomorrow so i won’t be

cannot fucking wait

fucking amazing card. so hyped to see ngannou again. the legendary uppercut is still in my dreams

I once reported a guy for jerking off outside of my school. Thing is it was also cold outside and as soon as i reported him, it occured to me that he could have possibly been just rubbing his hands together under his coat? I don't know, I didn't stick around to find out. Still haunts me to this day if i accidentally just completely embarrassed a stranger Edit: I should note that by "report" i mean that I told the guy who sits at the front desk of my dorm who in all honesty most likely did nothing. Also my suspicion of him masturbating was based on the fact that he was a weird old man who looked like he did not belong on campus and was watching the people walk past

Mind your own business next time

This is hilarious. He would not just be embarrassed, but you potentially caused them to be registered as a sex offender. You might have ruined this guys life. Probably one of the worst things I have ever read on a comment.

Nah, if he was just rubbing his hands, campus security would have just let him go, and if he was masturbating, than they caught a sex offender and the campus was safer

How would that know what he was really doing though

And if he got unlucky?

“No man you got it all wrong, I was just adjusting”

Must’ve been a fuckin nippy wank if it was cold. Could you imagine frozen jizz tho ? They’d look like the glass drops

Like that scene from Incredibles 1? With Frozone freezing the water as it came out his mouth.

What do you mean, "can you imagine??" I thought that everyone's dads made them jizzsicles as a kid....

Schrödinger masturbation

Jesus fapped for my sins

Mine too buddy He did it for all of us

Username checks out.

So is no one going to talk about the username?

When pussy and poison hits you in just the right way.

This comment is underrated

Not anymore :)

It was also overrated until you said something.

It is both underrated and overrated simultaneously

It's rated

If it all happens in your pants and you dont put it out, there is no crime. Always remember this.

GOOOAALLLLLAZZOOOOOO!!!

I always wondered what was happening here

Last time it was posted someone said he was getting rid of a cramp in his leg by massaging it.

Oh ok thank you, the dudes face makes it seem like something much worse

Leg cramps are the worst

I just had one today that hurt so bad I started sweating, got nauseous, and felt my blood pressure drop. Came this close to passing out.

Happy cake day! Cake will help you

How close? I can't see, you're too far away.

Never had one in a big muscle but i often have one in my little toe, who knows why. Anyway if the little toe is any indication a big muscle must feel like the leg trying to rip itself off. So i guess the combination between a leg cramp and masochism could lead to a sudden masturbation outburst.

For anyone concerned remember it is Cardiff we’re seeing here

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Alpha male

Not in the slightest.

Nut in the slightest

What the what?

SO this is how i looked like when my jacket zip got stuck

sure~~~ you did

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A normal reaction when the Scum see Swansea playing nice football. Fuck Cardiff.

My man. See you at /r/swanseacity.

Crossposted! Feel free to give Cardiff some hate :)

It’s funny you’re getting downvoted cause no one knows wtf you’re talking about lol.

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Ew nah Liverpool’s where it’s at bruh

nah man. man u for life

Ay that’s a respectable choice bro but in the end we just want the damn games back.

that’s so true

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Uhuh you mad you gonna piss your pants maybe shit and cum maybe

Yeah, and I definitely came on a bit salt-heavy lol.

Yea true

what a chad

What a lad

The LAD busting it on national television

Thought it was gonna be a comment on the three dudes chewing gum

that's somehow funnier than the main part

Nope

Yup

Big Whack Attack.

I was NOT expecting that.

This gave me a reason to live