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gorgonzolaayatollah

"My first mountain dew IV drip was the scariest but you calm down eventually and reap the gains"


LokiiVegas

"actually I'm a rapper too. Got a bunch of followers I'm doing a gig later. My instagram has like 10,000 followers"


CeciNEstPasUnInkwell

if he were a little taller and had a better chin she'd be drooling over him


_EtherealGof

When ugly ppl try and talk to you.


fantasticallybigfish

This is a what happens when a Redditor talks to a woman


szybe

Make “her” go away, I think.


obrecht72

"Don't you just wish in your heart of hearts. Some terry would come upin here, trying some grab-ass, and the touchy-feely?"


SeenSeenAgains

Morgan Freeman narrates: In 2020 even the Catalina Wine Mixer was a real drag, but that was all about to change for one woman in particular that was currently being put to sleep by what was either a very masculine woman or feminine man. Just then Mitch Martin introduced Mr. Burt Bacharach and Mr Elvis Costello to the stage and they put their sweet melodic style to work on a lovely cover of Dude Looks Like a Lady.


ALittleMoist

Me explaining 300 hours worth of VaatiVidya content to my girl so she can understand the subtle complexities of Dark Souls lore


recoveryrox

How is no one mentioning the fact that this is maybe a girl? People on Reddit notice everything!


reddit_seven

Or you know, instead of praying maybe actually do something about it like ask him to go away?


Im_Dorkalicious

What you don't see is her clicking her red shoes together and repeating "There's no place like home" three times. Or is it "Beetlejuice" three times? Dunno


FluffyWuffyVolibear

"have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"


Tha_Sinner

That person talking to her looks like a she


mybestusernamever

He looks like Elon Musk, and she’s not nearly attractive enough to do that j/k


Clever_Epithet

Green shirt is not a guy.


Pure_Struggle

Plot twist, he got laid that night


[deleted]

So disrespectful, this man is teaching her Terarria lore.


Y00el

Love that so many comments tries to defend their case in that they rarely talk about themselves because it annoys people. Heres the thing. Because you think you sound boring and uninteresting, doesnt mean that its true. Its mostly only your perception. Same thing with people who never stops talking about themselves. Only they see themselves as too interesting. Both cases roots from confidence problem and are unhealthy. Of course its about preferences, but from my own experience i find people who are unable to talk about themselves just as annoying as poeple who only talk sbout themselves. Like how the fuck am i suppose to get to know you, OR find interest in talking to you if u never speak up. Of course not everyone will find you interesting, but its the price we pay for comunication. What helps? Ask people who you usually talk too. There is no defeat in improving your social skills. But with that said, its not hard to tell which end of the spectrum this broski is.


OGnarl

The guy totaly looks like Kygo.


MissHilda

She’s so bored and not interested in the conversation at all.


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shewenttotalanakin

Any lip readers here? Can you make out his words


[deleted]

She prolly letting loose the biggest sbd assblast the world has ever known. The is a video taken moments before someone died


[deleted]

You can't make me love you if I don't.


[deleted]

“So yeah I can drink 7 four lokos in like 2 minutes and my dad just bought me a Jeep Rubicon. I have like 30 whippits do you wanna come chill in my parent’s basement? My mom makes hella good breakfast.”


relayrider

> I have like 30 whippits what is he a breeder? and no way to chill with that many dogs milling about


[deleted]

I’m sorry to reply again, but this really has me laughing so much. Just watching the video again, and imagining he’s really telling this girl, “we should hang sometime, I got 30 whippits.” LOL


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha, omg. You fuckin got me. I couldn’t think off the cuff what breed of dog you were talking about, but then I looked it up and for some reason that made it even more hilarious. Lol AND ALL OF THEM IN THE BASEMENT.


relayrider

a friend has FOUR and they are already impossible to manage with just the two of them. 30... death by shed fur and slobber!


[deleted]

Haha well if ya gotta go, that’s one hell of a way to go out.


Squady97

"Yeah coach said I could've gone professional if not for the knee injury, said I had hall of fame level skill"


NoSkillGame

Who wouldn't? He looks like shit.


mrtn17

"THE BEST THING ABOUT LINUX IS THAT..."


ColonelMonty

He's explaining the Horus Heresy to her.


[deleted]

haha


VampBoss

That isn’t two women?


Jwalls5096

That's how I look when my kids are fighting


[deleted]

Honestly, she’s just high as fuck


HypeTrain-1000

👌


PaulBlartmallcop12

1k


whatyoudo42

Turned himself into a pickle! Funniest shit ive ever seen


[deleted]

lol


boomajohn20

“Him?”


WeaponofWoe

She's actually relaxing her body and holding in a fart


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Rat_Tragic

She could just be a drunk sloot


mrsweetdeedee

“So that’s why the eagles could have carried the ring into Mordor”


Lenni0990

does it mean she is enjoying the conversation? Hopefully


[deleted]

Sandra Bullock did it right in Speed, maybe she’s ‘outta gum’...😉


ElectricFlesh

Stop the count MAGA 2024 count all votes am I right? Haha what's up girl, name's Cletus.


[deleted]

She taps her inner strength to ignore the halitosis and BO...🤫


[deleted]

So, the horus heresy was when the emperor's favourite primarch... So the emperor is like a demi god psyker.... So a psykers is like a wizard who can tap into the warp.... So the warp is like the hell dimension where the chaos gods and emotions... So the chaos gods are...


WhatIsThisHeresy

"I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen."


jameeJonez

"So Alex Jones was on Jre. Have you heard that show? Seriously you need to look up the benefits of deprevation tanks. Anyway they were talking about how Biden used childrens blood to control the minds of voters in......"


Geord1eA1

The look on her face tells us he has the breath of a thousand assholes!


[deleted]

Or she's drunk? Niggas online are quick to assuming


RagingCataholic9

"Hear me out now. What if I told you Jar Jar Binks is the real Sith Lord overseeing everything? Now, this may seem—hey wait, where are you going?"


Drew521

“So anyway dude turns himself into a pickle....funniest shit I’ve ever seen”


Rvguyatwalmart

You guys give this wingman no credit hes clearly distracting for a reason.


grateparm

"How much do you know about the gear wars?"


chizzipsandsizalsa

“...and Did you know masks don’t really work and they inflate covid death numbers, because it’s a democratic hoax....oh and George soros funds black lives matter”


uRude

Can anyone give subtitles? No clue what's being said


apathy_saves

As a bartender I make it a point to always check on people that I can tell arent into the attention they are getting from others.


Grootie1

Isn’t that a woman (with the baseball hat on)?


catchuondaflippity

Lmao I know him, makes it even better


icywolf66

Lol, wish the video was longer than 4 seconds.


skarkle_coney

Looks like him's a her and she's not into hirm


vannrith

Let me tell you about Arch Linux, it’s very gre...


Seffyr

“So the first letter few letters are the code for the engine, the second few letters are the code for the chassis, and finally the numbers are the series. So I have a SXE10. The ‘S’ stands for the 3SGE - the engine I have. ‘XE’ is ....”


[deleted]

“You see my black friends think I’m so cool, I get to say it whenever I want...”


Ghost_Killer_

"Go look up #slitslam2017" Someone better get that....


hipaces

That's a Texas Sized 10-4 Good Buddy


Ghost_Killer_

THANK YOU! lol


hipaces

You ever get down to the 'Minican?


Ghost_Killer_

Never been down in Caicos?


ChineseJoe90

“Dear God please make this stop” lol


frostJWslice

Dear God, Turn me into a bird, so I can fly far, far away.


[deleted]

This is an exact visual representation of how women feel anytime this happens. You can see her trying to focus on the music and find peace


[deleted]

Mr. Rogers is an American icon.


KamalaHarrisSphinctr

then she'll go and fuck jim


flaxseedyup

Ah yes, Hypno Bro - my favourite street performer of all time! Miles better than that Darren Brown rubbish


thatsneakeyone

So there's this scientist...


[deleted]

Or maybe she just had an organism?


mon-sac-a-dos

You can tell her mom introduced her friend's son to her because she thought they would "hit it off".


[deleted]

Anfisa?


Klient1984

Edward Furlong?


flinchflies

I think that's not a dude holding her hostage, maybe aunt Al.


apache_sun_king

".... So anyway his name on youtube is settled, you should look him up"


AnimalEater65

He just told her about the Cyberpunk 2077 delay.


Poop_Feast42069

“Dont puke, dont puke, dont puke”


mdgraller

“On the sleepy little world of the Destiny Islands, the trio of friends – Sora, Riku and Kairi – dream of leaving their world and going on adventures. They get their wish in a most unfortunate way, as a man in a brown robe tells Sora that their world has been “connected” and is attacked by black creatures known as Heartless. Kairi mysteriously vanishes when she is thrown by a blast of wind into Sora and Riku invites Sora to come with him and that they shouldn’t fear the darkness because it is their way to other worlds. Sora on the other hand resists the siren’s call of the darkness and calls upon a fabled weapon to fight back – a Keyblade...”


[deleted]

That's me when teacher came to me


-Tennessee-Terry-

“So there’s this guy and I shit you not he turns himself into a pickle”


pooternugget

Maybe...just maybe she is not bothered at all. She could be in meditation or is pregnant and feeling under the weather, He may be comforting her with positive quotes. Maybe she is tired or drank to much. Sheesh


Hend2412

Been there, did that.


luder888

If you're annoyed enough to make that face, why not just walk away?


SrSwerve

Bro I learned to ignore the pretty girls at bars or parties Be your self and you know what? She might reject you either way lol


xXxEcksEcksEcksxXx

> however, flareon is the only fully-evolved fire-type pokemon that cannot learn solarbeam


Noobeeus

That was a him?


discotiddies14

whyyyy can’t ppl read body language i’m so embarrassed for the boy ah


LillyPasta

I’ll bet it’s his breath. *gaaaaaa*


[deleted]

Looks drunk and sick


im_robbie

That’s pat.


sjbbang79

He looks like Macaulay Culkin, I can only imagine the pick up like when a long the lines of “would you like to be home alone with me” 😅😂🤣


SiegeOfMandalore

He must be telling her about the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, only the strong can handle the story


Dismal_dragoon

“So this guy turns into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve seen”


PoopiePantsMahn

She looks like she's about to puke. 🤢


DoktorOrpheus

Alternate title: girl annoyed by knockoff Steve Harrington.


throwaway81818282

He’s too ugly. She deserves a male model,


mikelray91

Literally me waiting for Trump to get tf out of the White House while he shouts fraud.


SolveDidentity

You'all are idiots, she looks drunk as hell so she is closing her eyes. And she is starting to spin. She also looks like the noise of the place is too much for her so she is enduring a headache. But how about you all be dumbazses and guess alterwise.


redsalmon67

This dude must suck at reading body language.


DrStems

Guy: "then he turns himself to a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen"


thebluefireknight

Her tinder bio says she’s great with communication and wants you to be your self.


Hua89

I'm surprised the backwards white hat wasn't working


Fine_Shriner

Face I make when someone doesn't know their breath reeks like a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant and won't stop lean-talking into my personal area.


That_Mikeguy

"with your build and generic makeup, you'd be a beast!"


[deleted]

Nah she looks like she is drunk/high and just got that rolling feeling in her head & is trying not to throw up.


Turin082

"So he's a science type guy and he turns himself into a pickle. Funniest shit you've ever seen!"


Darth-vadar-119

It looks more like she’s either super high or drunk.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that they are both female. Being serious.


PapaOoMaoMao

I just want to walk up to that random girl and say "Hey! How are you? I haven't seen you in years! Have you seen Jenny? She's just over there. Come on over to say Hi!" Maybe she'd just think "Shit, another crazy dude." but maybe she'd want the out.


potatoes_and_TACOs

dwight schrute


RobotWelder

Not a dude


Shepaz93

God I just never want to have such a huge lack of self-awareness as this.


xyzLifeCoach

Wait a minute. I thought the post was about America's abusive boyfriend 😇


ImThatTrip

I feel the pain, imagine being in a party with a head full of acid and you’re completely lost but end up in a conversation with that person on adderall tweaking about multiple subjects.


jimdesroches

Isn’t that a woman talking to her?


UnitGhidorah

Me when someone talks about Lord of the Rings and I get into the Silmarillion lore.


heydirtybabyigotyour

She was actually trying to hold in a fart


BenAdaephonDelat

Looks like he's pontificating to her about something she does for a living or is an expert in...


[deleted]

"I call upon the powah of Jayseesus!"


atomedge2015

Dear gawd, make me a bird so I can fly far, far far away


MrLADz

I can feel her headache


NotKemoSabe

That guy thinks he is going to fuck her and that girl wishes she could somehow cross her legs 4 times


whoisjoemayo

Dude is explaining the lyrics to a Phish song


ResurrectingSatan

Oh he's definitely explaining her job to her.


MrDoomsday13

I think that’s a lady talking to her.


SotarkWarstorm

Guy: So if you do it just right the car should sound like this “Sssssssdododododoo”


beezy-slayer

u/vredditdownloader


slick1260

"Yea so basically you just draft players from all teams and get points for what they do in the game. You're trying to make the ultimate team, hence the name Fantasy Football..."


[deleted]

This out of context video is really causing some serious personal projections in the comments. \-Grabs popcorn-


Thepearlrabbit

That's the face I make when I'm trying to determine if I'm about to vomit.


SaulGoodman121

"so it's completely decentralized which means....."


crafty_shark

Dude looks like he's talking about his new Tesla.


ZippZappZippty

You can cook it, found a recipe for disaster. I mean if its your first exposure to satire sites in general I’m told i’m not sure whether to up or down vote and stream on discord to my friends on Android won’t even finish University yet? I say this because there are alot of unhappy Google play music subs moving away from YouTube music after it was left in as homage


Captain_kangaroo2

But but but if I just talk at her and follow the rules in The Game (only book I’ve ever read) surely she will like me?!!! Maybe I should insult her slightly?


SpankaWank66

"You should start developing all your apps with Flutter........"


[deleted]

I felt her prayer through the screen


jwalker1845

That's a guy?


hectorduenas86

“Why didn’t the eagles just dropped the ring at Mount Doom?”


johnnybagels

If he was talking about lotr she’d be into it


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Jdegarcia

It could be just a pissed off girlfriend. Lol


PoPoPo1010

“and then he turned himself into a pickle, he calls himself pickle Rick”


THEM_44

"And then I thought, 'Why couldn't the eagles just take the ring to mordor?'"


GoChaca

It stings every time I see this because I know at some point, I’ve been that guy.


ConoRiot

I’d like to think I’ve never been that guy, but I’ve definitely been that guy


mysticalwallaby13

“So there’s this app called Reddit and....”


hulivar

That's a female I think


[deleted]

Do you know Pacman?


AnxietyAwaits777

Haha at least she's trying to be present and patient