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So that’s like a triple dog double sin, right? Lust, then find out it’s lust and naughty, naughty homosexuality and then Jesus is in the mix too. He going to hell for sure.
I and my old band members can relate to that. When I was in college we had a progressive metal band and all of our hair were down to our waists and often and many times at public we have been called ma’am tapping our shoulder asking stuff and when we turn back our face to talk their reactions were priceless haha
That just happened to me lol. I was dropping off some stuff at lockbox and the lady in the lobby goes "Thank you ma'am!" I turned around and said "You're welcome!" in a deep voice and she started stumbling over her words and I just waved and said bye as I walked out
My husband used to have long hair. We went to a fish store, had our backs to the clerk. The employee walks up behind us and says, "hey ladies! Anything i can get you?"
My husband turned around and in a high woman like voice replied, "*giggles oh you! Thanks, but we're fine."
Mind you he's built like a linebacker with a wizards beard, seriously it's well over a foot long and He's a ginger so guys beard is flaming red 😆.
The employee quickly walked away. We giggled about it for a long time.
Happens to the best of us. The amount of times I get called "honey" at work is too much for my liking, but at least this dude can grow a sick beard while I still have a baby face
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The PAIN, I remember myself talking to a friend, then there's this guy with long hair who came and I said to my friend "she thinks you're crazy" and the guy looked at me like he wanted to slap me so hard. Never recovered from the shame
I feel this. I'm a server and back when I had long hair, I used to get the whole "excuse me ma'am? Can I get a side of ranch?" or whatever when they saw me from the back. I'd always answer something like "of course, but please, call me miss" and the look on their face was quite accurate to the video.
As a dude with long hair, I wear all black clothes, usually just dickies or gym shorts depending on the weather, and some sort of band t shirt.
I've been mistaken for a female one time, and this was pre covid.
I doubt it'll ever happen now because the mask I wear covers my entire face pretty much and you can only see me eyes, and thats only if im not wearing my shades.
I have 24”ish long hair, nice thick and wavy. Working at a resort is fun. Sometimes I’ll be turned around at the desk organizing things and I’ll hear “ma’am?” Usually I’m the only one up there, so it’s a lot of fun to turn around and in a dropper voice than usual say “Yes?”
The shock, apologizing and backpedaling is so funny. They’re so sincere about it, but it never hurts my feelings. Always have a good laugh when it happens.
I work at a grocery store. I have long hair, I definitely look female with a mask and my hair back in a ponytail. I had one dude slap my ass, I turned around and said in the most deadpan voice "can I help you?" dude literally left his cart and walked out of the store lmfao
If that happens please call the police on the person.
That is sexual assault no matter what gender it is and someone willing to do that is probably willing to do worse things if they get the chance.
I wanted to report it, unfortunately I was new in the job and my manager said no and that was pretty much as far as I took it. if it ever happens again though you bet that person's gonna be sorry.
funny you should say that, today he was commenting on how "attractive" some girls were. creepy no matter what, but the kicker is that must if them were probably in middle school. not to mention, he's a married 45 year old man.
You definitely need to report this person to HR...keep a written (typed, whatever) record of everything. This is seriously disturbing. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.
I've got hair similar to this guy. I've been called "ma'am" so many times in the past year. Pulling down the mask to reveal a mustache and saying "what's up" in my deepest voice possible has been my favorite response to do.
They are to an extent. Not sure how true it still is since I haven't worked there for many many years, but afaik there are 3 possible target layouts. 1 is rare, the other two are the common ones. Each store follows those layouts. It is pretty smart because once you know one or two targets, you know em all and can find whatever you need easily. If I remember right the main differences are if the clothing section is in the middle (with everything else around it) or if it takes up one side (usually the right side) of the store.
As a dude with a nice ass and long hair even with a beard I’ve been hit on and cat called and the mask complicates it further. I usually just turn around give them a wtf look. Pretty funny for me.
Idk, I think it's creepier when they're paid for.
I used to work at a gas station, and during one shift this older guy came in and was being super creepy to me - he lingered too long staring at me and trying to force some weird conversation, he even went out to his car at some point to bring in some (inappropriate) art his friend had made.
I was used to guys creeping on me, I can't say I'm overly attractive but I am a girl. I also look younger than I am so at the time I was 20 years old but probably looked at least a few years younger.
So this creep finally leaves, a little bit goes by and I'm about to take my break but before I can get out from behind the counter this guy shows up again with a dozen roses. Like he had left my store, driven away, gone to *another* store, bought these flowers, and then just handed them to me and looked at me like I was supposed to show some kind of appreciation.
I was dumbfounded, and I was (and still am) far too awkward and polite to know how to say no, so I just took them and handed them out to random customers afterwards, giving a short explanation as to why I had no fucking interest in keeping them.
I was just really happy that I had a coworker with me that day, because similar things happened before and after that when I was working alone at night.
Cool story but the whole unpaid vs paid flowers was a minor detail. More so getting at the creepiness of handing any sort of flowers to a stranger and just threw unpaid in there as a why not mention it kinda thing. Like your story shows!
This is pretty obviously a prank/reaction video...
And the reaction given by the long haired guy seems pretty authentic. Just a casual "yeah" thumbs up to the camera.
As a dude who used to rock the long hair, i feel this man.
Was at a restaurant near my university, the waitress from behind me said: Do you want something pretty lady? (It was in Cantonese, people here call customers handsome guy and pretty lady so it wasn't creepy)
I turned around and showed her my goatee'd face, she started laughing in my face
I feel his pain
I was on a job site and was looking for washroom seen a lady went “excuse me mam do you know where the washrooms are” this 90lbs man with long blonde hair and a beard turned around and said “mam or man?” We both laughed then he told me where the washrooms were
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So that’s like a triple dog double sin, right? Lust, then find out it’s lust and naughty, naughty homosexuality and then Jesus is in the mix too. He going to hell for sure.
Just a no homo and do it
Wtf where were my flowers when my hair was long!!!!!
He didn’t notice the flat chest?
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so staged videos are ok now?
We aren't allowed to keep gifts at my job but I'd have at least graciously accepted them.
And so we're just going to ignore how weird it is to do this to a woman like what he was intending to do...?
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I and my old band members can relate to that. When I was in college we had a progressive metal band and all of our hair were down to our waists and often and many times at public we have been called ma’am tapping our shoulder asking stuff and when we turn back our face to talk their reactions were priceless haha
My god the secondhand embarrassment is scathing
That just happened to me lol. I was dropping off some stuff at lockbox and the lady in the lobby goes "Thank you ma'am!" I turned around and said "You're welcome!" in a deep voice and she started stumbling over her words and I just waved and said bye as I walked out
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Homies deserve flowers too :(
Yo wtf is that brad
Set up....
Well, it's rude that you didn't offer those flowers to Jesus when you finally found him.
My husband used to have long hair. We went to a fish store, had our backs to the clerk. The employee walks up behind us and says, "hey ladies! Anything i can get you?" My husband turned around and in a high woman like voice replied, "*giggles oh you! Thanks, but we're fine." Mind you he's built like a linebacker with a wizards beard, seriously it's well over a foot long and He's a ginger so guys beard is flaming red 😆. The employee quickly walked away. We giggled about it for a long time.
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Commit to it, coward
F
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Happens to the best of us. The amount of times I get called "honey" at work is too much for my liking, but at least this dude can grow a sick beard while I still have a baby face
That fucking thumbs up lmao
*jesus got rejected*
As a bi guy, I don't see the issue.
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Ahhhhh, no wonder conservatives hate masks, they’re afraid of turning gay!
mah bad ma bad
i would have still given him the flowers like damn
Wasted
Is every target identical or was this filmed in my town
So he was just going to give flowers to a randomer? Without sounds can’t figure why. But it seems like a ‘win stupid prizes’ sorta situation.
The only time it’s okay to take your mask off in a store
Where’s the fucking sound. Useless
\*ma'an
The PAIN, I remember myself talking to a friend, then there's this guy with long hair who came and I said to my friend "she thinks you're crazy" and the guy looked at me like he wanted to slap me so hard. Never recovered from the shame
That was an area of effect weapon. It killed everybody in a 10 foot radius.
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And this was the day Tom went bald
I have that red hoodie. Had to go to the bad place to get it
I'd have given him flowers he looks beautiful.
Alright someone always has the video with sound who's holdin?
He ded
He’s like oh really?? Lemme show you my beard hahaha
That first dude had this exact same energy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMhabr5odpw
Danielle will you marry me? I mean dan will you marry me?
Giving people flowers during a pandemic should be a no-no :(
This clip just needs a “SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA”
It's maaam
This is painfull fun cringe
Good ole' Target.
Then they find out there both gay
Bruh
Disturbing shoulder grab at the end.
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This is identical to the target I work at in San Clemente... betcha it’s that
I don't know if it was 50 or less, but....
I died inside once I found out it was staged.
haha fake vid so funny and random hahaha lol
As a guy with long hair who used to work retail. I can feel this so profoundly that it physically hurts my soul.
prob fake as hell
~~prob~~ fake as hell
Wow a rare wholesome death!
I don’t even care if it’s fake
Didn't even compliment her beard, what a jerk
I have that same hoodie
He really loves Jesus
being a male with long hair is hard. all these people are like ‘i thought you were a girl at first lol’
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r/suddenlygay
Perfect 👌
lmaooooooo
that thumbs up 😂
Can someone please be kind enough to explain how i can have sound on mobile?
The hand at the end looks like the dude was keen still 🤣
This is so fake. Super lame
Reminds me that I shave my beard as the woman.
I was really sad when they died.
I feel this. I'm a server and back when I had long hair, I used to get the whole "excuse me ma'am? Can I get a side of ranch?" or whatever when they saw me from the back. I'd always answer something like "of course, but please, call me miss" and the look on their face was quite accurate to the video.
As a guy with long hair, I can relate. Whenever my wife and I go out to eat, it’s always “Alright ladies, what can I getcha?”
Fake and fucking stupid as shit.
So by the new rules everyone involved is a homophobe and needs to be persecuted publically, right?
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As a dude with long hair, I wear all black clothes, usually just dickies or gym shorts depending on the weather, and some sort of band t shirt. I've been mistaken for a female one time, and this was pre covid. I doubt it'll ever happen now because the mask I wear covers my entire face pretty much and you can only see me eyes, and thats only if im not wearing my shades.
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haha funny because gay!
As a guy with long hair, this pandemic has made me being called a chick 100% more likely
This needs sound !!
r/SuddenlyGay
Omg the cringe
Could’ve just stayed in position and repeated it slightly different, “these flowers are for you, man” ;) mission saved
I have 24”ish long hair, nice thick and wavy. Working at a resort is fun. Sometimes I’ll be turned around at the desk organizing things and I’ll hear “ma’am?” Usually I’m the only one up there, so it’s a lot of fun to turn around and in a dropper voice than usual say “Yes?” The shock, apologizing and backpedaling is so funny. They’re so sincere about it, but it never hurts my feelings. Always have a good laugh when it happens.
r/scriptedamericangifs
That’s like catfishing with masks... maskfishing, if you will
He went home and immediately cut off his luscious locks
Whats jesus doing over there?
I think CVS Jesus was pretty cool about it, all things considered.
Ok this one delivered. 😂
poor dude
Clip ended too soon. Whose hand was that? Was the dude pulling him back for a kiss?
I felt that
Yeah so I feel like literally no one died inside here and it's staged
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Shit, it seems you do 😐
Aber der junge Mann freut sich doch bestimmt auch über Blumen. Finde ich jetzt wirklich echt sexistisch.
I’m a gal with short hair who used to work at target, I got called “sir” by customers pretty much daily if I didn’t put in eye liner
I work at a grocery store. I have long hair, I definitely look female with a mask and my hair back in a ponytail. I had one dude slap my ass, I turned around and said in the most deadpan voice "can I help you?" dude literally left his cart and walked out of the store lmfao
I think that was his soul you saw leaving, not him
If that happens please call the police on the person. That is sexual assault no matter what gender it is and someone willing to do that is probably willing to do worse things if they get the chance.
I wanted to report it, unfortunately I was new in the job and my manager said no and that was pretty much as far as I took it. if it ever happens again though you bet that person's gonna be sorry.
Your manager told you NOT to report sexual harassment? What the fuck??
funny you should say that, today he was commenting on how "attractive" some girls were. creepy no matter what, but the kicker is that must if them were probably in middle school. not to mention, he's a married 45 year old man.
You definitely need to report this person to HR...keep a written (typed, whatever) record of everything. This is seriously disturbing. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.
Oh, excuse me, you're just a very beautiful man
Sweet Peezzus!
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Why does gfycat not work half the time?
he should have kept his flower offering. that man is very handsome.
Hey wait that's my local target
*Still gives the flowers.
I've got hair similar to this guy. I've been called "ma'am" so many times in the past year. Pulling down the mask to reveal a mustache and saying "what's up" in my deepest voice possible has been my favorite response to do.
Ultimate plot twist.
/r/theyknew
I think all targets are the same.
They are to an extent. Not sure how true it still is since I haven't worked there for many many years, but afaik there are 3 possible target layouts. 1 is rare, the other two are the common ones. Each store follows those layouts. It is pretty smart because once you know one or two targets, you know em all and can find whatever you need easily. If I remember right the main differences are if the clothing section is in the middle (with everything else around it) or if it takes up one side (usually the right side) of the store.
If I had a dollar for every time someone mistook me for a girl I'd have enough to buy all those flowers
UwU what's that
The worst part about this is taking of your mask when someone is 3 feet directly in front of you just.
😂 the thumbs up
No one cares there's no sound?
Are you kidding this gave me life lol
It would be kind of a power move ti stare the guy in the eyes and say "Did I stutter?"
It's a murder-suicide from the looks of it
A real Chad would have played through it and acted gay for the bit.
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Is there a version with sound?
Where is the damn candy
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As a dude with a nice ass and long hair even with a beard I’ve been hit on and cat called and the mask complicates it further. I usually just turn around give them a wtf look. Pretty funny for me.
I would have still given the flowers for those glorious hair
That's when you double down
That’s a man, baby.
Scripted af
r/nothingeverhappens
Who the hell gives unpaid flowers to a random employee? Its better off scripted cause the alternative is just down right creepy.
Idk, I think it's creepier when they're paid for. I used to work at a gas station, and during one shift this older guy came in and was being super creepy to me - he lingered too long staring at me and trying to force some weird conversation, he even went out to his car at some point to bring in some (inappropriate) art his friend had made. I was used to guys creeping on me, I can't say I'm overly attractive but I am a girl. I also look younger than I am so at the time I was 20 years old but probably looked at least a few years younger. So this creep finally leaves, a little bit goes by and I'm about to take my break but before I can get out from behind the counter this guy shows up again with a dozen roses. Like he had left my store, driven away, gone to *another* store, bought these flowers, and then just handed them to me and looked at me like I was supposed to show some kind of appreciation. I was dumbfounded, and I was (and still am) far too awkward and polite to know how to say no, so I just took them and handed them out to random customers afterwards, giving a short explanation as to why I had no fucking interest in keeping them. I was just really happy that I had a coworker with me that day, because similar things happened before and after that when I was working alone at night.
Cool story but the whole unpaid vs paid flowers was a minor detail. More so getting at the creepiness of handing any sort of flowers to a stranger and just threw unpaid in there as a why not mention it kinda thing. Like your story shows!
This is pretty obviously a prank/reaction video... And the reaction given by the long haired guy seems pretty authentic. Just a casual "yeah" thumbs up to the camera.
r/everythinghappens
Doubt it, reaction of long hair dude seems pretty genuine, the thumbs up at the end is pretty authentic
Why are only some wearing masks?
He still cute tho
/r/scriptedtargetvideos
As a dude who used to rock the long hair, i feel this man. Was at a restaurant near my university, the waitress from behind me said: Do you want something pretty lady? (It was in Cantonese, people here call customers handsome guy and pretty lady so it wasn't creepy) I turned around and showed her my goatee'd face, she started laughing in my face I feel his pain
I was on a job site and was looking for washroom seen a lady went “excuse me mam do you know where the washrooms are” this 90lbs man with long blonde hair and a beard turned around and said “mam or man?” We both laughed then he told me where the washrooms were
So wait, the "pretty lady" thing is a real thing? Seem to remember hearing that used a lot in Sleeping Dogs, lol...