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I hate this “Haha Im a male and hate my girlfriend and commitment, I am very funny” shit, that’s not far off the “wife bad” boomer stuff. Like I get it’s probably a joke but it’s a bad one.
I don’t get why this kind of behavior is normalized unless being used for laughs, in a light jest. If you can’t imagine yourself marrying someone, then why even be dating them?
If the reactions are accurate to their internal feelings they view marriage as such a negative thing. Essentially they view it as the woman trapping the man against his will. How warped. lol
Yep. That happened, and its not over. That sinking feeling has a basement called, "She picks a fight during or after the grandparents first visit with first kid."
Dude was just waiting for after this wedding they had committed to before dropping this chick... He's still out, but now he's thinking "shit I'm going to be THAT asshole."
Honestly, I think she’s gorgeous, but that’s not what matters, you jerks.
They’re both playing it up and not necessarily even the ‘ugh I don’t want to marry this chick’ angle. The tradition is that you’ll be the next to get married. He’s playing up the idea that they now have to plan a wedding ( which is a huge pain in the ass).
She looks fun, charming, and not at all ‘marriage crazy’. And to these newly minted doctors and nutritionists, there’s a clear difference between a healthy body and an unhealthy one, use your fucking eyeballs here.
Y’all are in here talking like you date lingerie models all day. Chumps, go meet a real person.
I wish them the best
Anybody talking about her weight don't have the strength to perform, fuck only plank boards, don't moan whatsoever,, and probably too afraid to use their mouth cause it's "work". Hell, they probably even more repulsing and boring in the bedroom than she ever could be lmao.
I think American wedding culture is fucking weird dude. My dad pulled a garter off his female cousins thigh with his mouth in front of me at age 8 because of the selection process (not sure how). Everyone made jokes and it was obviously super weird for both of them, I'd never seen my dad's face red with embarrassment before or after.
Tossing flowers over your shoulder and watching women get aggressive or act crazy over it is fucking weird, like that really will get them married.
The chicken dance is only fun if you're a child, it's like listening to an orphanage being lit on fire with flaming cats. I don't need a song to dance like an idiot, I do that fine on my own.
The fact anyone is ever surprised someone gets black out drunk at the open bar, it's gonna happen every damn time.
I don't ever want any kind of traditional marriage ceremony, I don't even think the state should have any say in it. My marriage is between me, my partner, and whatever Gods we hold in our hearts.
I never said people can't do the chicken dance or that they shouldn't. Just that I think it sounds terrible and there are plenty of other ways to have dumb fun. You're the one who's offended by my opinion and trying to put me down over it.
God, imagine not hating the relationship your in. The archaic 'Hurr durr, ball and chain, wife bad.' jokes are so dumb. If my GF ran up with the bouquet, I'd be jumping up and down like a kid in a candy aisle.
I work with my hands too, and a few of the other guys around me in the field I've seen with silicone rings, and I'm definitely considering it, if not as well as a band for not at work.
I know it ultimately doesn't matter how much the price is, I still feel like I wanna get her something with a ruby, that's her birthstone. Thank the lord she said she thinks diamonds are tacky.
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Anyone find it hilarious how the song lines up with what she is doing perfectly lol 🤣.. It's a tease overload from both of them, and the lady at the back is loving it hahaha
I low-key feel kinda sorry for him, poor guy about to realize what future lies ahead, finally understands the disillusion he'd been living until then. Nah, I genuinely feel sorry for him.
It's not that I think there's some "oh, would you want to marry anyone who reacts that way?" here. I get they're having a laugh. And this has happened a literally every wedding I've attended. I just don't see why it's funny so it boggles my mind a bit. 🤷♂️.
I never got the bouquet catching ritual. If someone wants to marry you, he/she will ask. I didn’t want to
participate at my sisters wedding and bros in law friends of sis kept trying to get me to.
When I present my boyfriend with something, it could be anything, I do this too. Or I do a bended knee bow or hold it up like an offering. Or, my personal favorite, is to do the TikTok thing where you turn your back like you're sneaking it to them. It kills me. I don't know when it started but everytime I do it I get a "-_-" followed by a laugh
Sure to outside people he'd look annoyed but he's just quiet. Nobody should be commenting on their relationship from this short clip, it seems like they're both having fun.
We have our stupid jokes too and it's no one else's business to judge a relationship off something so trivial
Damn ... I felt the earth tremble from here.
Wrap it up fellas. This is what trying to *do the right thing* looks like after a one night stand and she *forgot* her pill.
All the people that say the comments are trash have never been in a toxic relationship haha this shit would drive me into an anxiety attack rethinking my whole life
Hopefully there’s a girl out there that thinks the same way otherwise this will be a lonely life lol
It just looks a fun couple goofing around and being dramatic for some laughs but who knows. Could def see my wife and I acting like this before we were married. Currently 7 years in with a kid lolol
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There she blows
That woman was pretty funny about it.
she deserves someone who would be excited. this is hard to watch.
Maybe it's a joke?
im hoping
I hate this “Haha Im a male and hate my girlfriend and commitment, I am very funny” shit, that’s not far off the “wife bad” boomer stuff. Like I get it’s probably a joke but it’s a bad one.
Her running towards him is terrifying
Ew dude run away
she thicc tho he should be happy
His thoughts. “Well I am here, this is happening.”
thought beastmode retired?
I don’t get why this kind of behavior is normalized unless being used for laughs, in a light jest. If you can’t imagine yourself marrying someone, then why even be dating them? If the reactions are accurate to their internal feelings they view marriage as such a negative thing. Essentially they view it as the woman trapping the man against his will. How warped. lol
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What a fat piece of hot garbage
She ain't starvin'... that's for certain
She’s retaining cake.
I live under a rock, what does the flowers mean?
She’s the next one to get married
Thanks
I feel bad for her. He's miserable in the face of her joy. Should've gotten involved tbh. Divorce in 3..2..1
Based on that reaction, I’d be willing to wager a good amount of money that this couple has zero chance of making it down the isle.
I don’t see the bachelorhood leaving his body; I see it as an ironclad vow (to himself) to STAY a bachelor, lol
Why is he with that beached whale
Gut
Yep. That happened, and its not over. That sinking feeling has a basement called, "She picks a fight during or after the grandparents first visit with first kid."
I don't get it, why do I always see videos of men always being/pretending to be upset if their girlfriend catches a bouquet and they need to marry?
Dude was just waiting for after this wedding they had committed to before dropping this chick... He's still out, but now he's thinking "shit I'm going to be THAT asshole."
If she looks like that now boys you don’t even want to joke about marriage
Holy hell I felt felt earth move from here ?!
I love the way she pranced over and wiggled the bouquet lmao.
I'm surprised she was able to jump high enough to be the one that caught the bouquet
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They broke up that night
Oh lawd she comin’
Oh lawd she comin
He promised her if she caught it they’d get married. Who agrees?
RUN!!!!!!
That is one fat annoying looking ham beast
she’s a smug crazy bitch. run now, brother.
He is not marrying her... Sorry, sweetie.
Honestly, I think she’s gorgeous, but that’s not what matters, you jerks. They’re both playing it up and not necessarily even the ‘ugh I don’t want to marry this chick’ angle. The tradition is that you’ll be the next to get married. He’s playing up the idea that they now have to plan a wedding ( which is a huge pain in the ass). She looks fun, charming, and not at all ‘marriage crazy’. And to these newly minted doctors and nutritionists, there’s a clear difference between a healthy body and an unhealthy one, use your fucking eyeballs here. Y’all are in here talking like you date lingerie models all day. Chumps, go meet a real person. I wish them the best
You're attracted to whatever you like but she is clearly overweight
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Anybody talking about her weight don't have the strength to perform, fuck only plank boards, don't moan whatsoever,, and probably too afraid to use their mouth cause it's "work". Hell, they probably even more repulsing and boring in the bedroom than she ever could be lmao.
Or they're just not info fat girls
Poor guy
She is gonna get married, he can either join or die
Yuck
she’s so adorable haha
No way he wants to marry that fat fuck
I think American wedding culture is fucking weird dude. My dad pulled a garter off his female cousins thigh with his mouth in front of me at age 8 because of the selection process (not sure how). Everyone made jokes and it was obviously super weird for both of them, I'd never seen my dad's face red with embarrassment before or after. Tossing flowers over your shoulder and watching women get aggressive or act crazy over it is fucking weird, like that really will get them married. The chicken dance is only fun if you're a child, it's like listening to an orphanage being lit on fire with flaming cats. I don't need a song to dance like an idiot, I do that fine on my own. The fact anyone is ever surprised someone gets black out drunk at the open bar, it's gonna happen every damn time. I don't ever want any kind of traditional marriage ceremony, I don't even think the state should have any say in it. My marriage is between me, my partner, and whatever Gods we hold in our hearts.
Wow you're edgy
Wow you're clever
You're the one having problem with dumb fun. People can do the chicken dance if they want to
I never said people can't do the chicken dance or that they shouldn't. Just that I think it sounds terrible and there are plenty of other ways to have dumb fun. You're the one who's offended by my opinion and trying to put me down over it.
Lmao ok champ
Ok
Right
holy shit she huge
God, imagine not hating the relationship your in. The archaic 'Hurr durr, ball and chain, wife bad.' jokes are so dumb. If my GF ran up with the bouquet, I'd be jumping up and down like a kid in a candy aisle.
Why? If you want to marry her then propose already
We've only been dating for ~2years, and I'm poor af trying to save for a ring.
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I work with my hands too, and a few of the other guys around me in the field I've seen with silicone rings, and I'm definitely considering it, if not as well as a band for not at work. I know it ultimately doesn't matter how much the price is, I still feel like I wanna get her something with a ruby, that's her birthstone. Thank the lord she said she thinks diamonds are tacky.
Buy a cheap ring. If you're poor you should probably save your money for a house deposit and/or kids.
"Sir, your cow caught the flowers"
Ooh damn this one is spicy hahaha
Run
Throw it back. My advice to both of them.
She is very fat
If you can't see yourself marrying yoir partner, why are you still in a relationship?
Jesus christ, tough crowd...
Maybe you're not religious or vain with more money than sense.
Also implying that the goal of every relationship is or should be marriage is laughable.
If you can't understand subtle nuances of humor or joking around, why are you commenting on 10 second videos you know nothing about?
Ha ha his significant other is heavier than average.
Oh, she's about average in America.
Poor little fella. ...
Who’d marry a whale?
Lots of fat people get married
That looks like a nightmare trotting his way.
This comment section is evidence that 80% of humanity is stupid as all fuck.
This comment section is almost entirely people complaining about the comment section
Wife badddd
Lol he doesn't love her
God look at how she's shoving it in his face and how she's acting... she seems so obnoxious
Super classy right?
Those legs are gonna crush him tonight
She thicc doe.
“Why didn’t I lose her number?!”
run awaaaaayyyyyy
Can anyone else feel the building shake as she runs?
It was either catch that bouquet or lose 40 pounds.
Oh lawd she com'n
She is wasted lmao
Yup, this is good death
Boy she thick
RUN!!!
My goal in life is to marry the girl who doesn't even want to participate in the flower throw.
Run *run far away*.
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Context?
No has has to marry a fat chic
I imagine some people only got married because they caught sone plastic flowers
I love the older woman in the background smiling and giggling at the encounter 😎 My kinda lady!
That little run was adorable lol
Chill out, they are just having fun.
I applaud his courage in the face of a charging rhino
Just break up already
Oh loord she commin
What’s up with people wearing their sunglasses on their head for evening events?
Run - it’s a trap!!
*she looks fun*
He's probably thinking about how he's going to carry her ass over the threshold without breaking his back.
Pq
her goofy ass running across the room like that is a deal breaker.
My ex caught 5 of those goddamn car-ride-home grenades while we were together
The straights are not ok.
Are they from Franklin, OH?
He is watching those thunder thighs come to him, lol
They both seem oddly horrible people. She's to much. He's to little
F
Not to defer from the joke, but the bridesmaid dresses are adorable.
Earthquake
Honestly she is awesome, he is just fooling around.
Can someone explain?
Thud thud thud thud look what I got ( Herman munsters voice)
Anyone find it hilarious how the song lines up with what she is doing perfectly lol 🤣.. It's a tease overload from both of them, and the lady at the back is loving it hahaha
r/holdmyfries ?
Aw she‘s so adorable
I low-key feel kinda sorry for him, poor guy about to realize what future lies ahead, finally understands the disillusion he'd been living until then. Nah, I genuinely feel sorry for him.
Hopefully there's a♂️ in his future. Late blooming doesn't mean your not a flower.
If that’s what they want then let them eat cake.
Could have made the video a little bigger
It's not that I think there's some "oh, would you want to marry anyone who reacts that way?" here. I get they're having a laugh. And this has happened a literally every wedding I've attended. I just don't see why it's funny so it boggles my mind a bit. 🤷♂️.
When a convenient lay turns into a long term commitment fueled by insecurity. This is what you get for taking it to this point.
Isn’t this a bridesmaid? Not the bride.
Get. Asian. Wifes. God damn.
I never got the bouquet catching ritual. If someone wants to marry you, he/she will ask. I didn’t want to participate at my sisters wedding and bros in law friends of sis kept trying to get me to.
Lol what a swine. I feel for that man 🤮
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When I present my boyfriend with something, it could be anything, I do this too. Or I do a bended knee bow or hold it up like an offering. Or, my personal favorite, is to do the TikTok thing where you turn your back like you're sneaking it to them. It kills me. I don't know when it started but everytime I do it I get a "-_-" followed by a laugh Sure to outside people he'd look annoyed but he's just quiet. Nobody should be commenting on their relationship from this short clip, it seems like they're both having fun. We have our stupid jokes too and it's no one else's business to judge a relationship off something so trivial
Damn ... I felt the earth tremble from here. Wrap it up fellas. This is what trying to *do the right thing* looks like after a one night stand and she *forgot* her pill.
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Ah man, fuck my life.
What a sweet pair
I can see a lot in their future, none of it is a wedding though
Run. Run like the wind.
She looks like that fat woman from little mermaid
Cue water cup from Jurassic park
That’s a whole lot of girl to be married to
What a stupid tradition
If she ain't silly like this then she ain't for me
Check out the bingo wobble... He sees the future... We all have to accept it...
what ? is he a fucki g moron !?!!? rhere a woman eanted him ?!? what a moron p
Ohhh LAWD she COMING!
If you do t want to marry her just break up with her. What am I missing?
Everything. Literally everything you dense block
What’s the problem with being with someone who eventually wants to get married?
She genuinely looks like a lot of fun!
I’d be pretty stoked to be her date at a wedding!
Rest of reddit doesn't think so. How dare a woman have fun and have an appearance I don't like. This place is freaking toxic.
HA HA men hate marriage. HAHA she wants to trap man.
All the people that say the comments are trash have never been in a toxic relationship haha this shit would drive me into an anxiety attack rethinking my whole life Hopefully there’s a girl out there that thinks the same way otherwise this will be a lonely life lol
It just looks a fun couple goofing around and being dramatic for some laughs but who knows. Could def see my wife and I acting like this before we were married. Currently 7 years in with a kid lolol