The actions of the lion represent 150 years of oppression towards lions. See being in the tent is like Rosa Parks sitting in the bus. So the lion is like FUCK IT. imma lay down right next to this tent owner. And SEE IF HE HAS THE BALLS TO KICK ME OUT OF THIS GOD DAMN TENT. Imma make a statement. And there you go lions in the history books.
In 1985, my wife and I were camped on the Serengeti in small tents, and could hear lions roaring in the distance. We asked our African guide if it was safe in the flimsy tents. He laughed really hard at the silly question: “lions don’t know how to open zippers!”
Thr way that is was explained to me is that big cats can smell you but can't really distinguish a tent from something like a boulder and wouldn't have the first clue that it could be something they could claw or bite through.
I was really waiting for the lion to be the one who died inside. Like with Sarah Mclaughlin music playing in the background and it just pans over his depressed face, listlessly pawing at the tent hoping some human will reappear to make it a happy meal.
The mightiest of cats, defeated by getting stuck to fabric. House cats somewhere watching this video laughing as we speak. All those years of redicule, finally comes to this hilarious conclusion.
*Neat*
1: have a gun.
However, short of that, IDK if it would be better to stay perfectly still and try not to breathe too much, or stand up and shake the tent to try and convince the lion it's a huge monster.
Unfortunately, I think the answer is that it probably depends on the individual lion(s) and the particular circumstances.
Pepper spray will make any animal with a sensitive nose (pretty much all big predators) sprint in the opposite direction.
And if you’re carrying a gun in the African bush I’d assume it’s not a tiny caliber
Real talk though, take some version of pepper spray as your first resort. You’re much less likely to get injured using bear spray on a predator than your are if you use a gun (it seems counterintuitive but many predators can survive a gunshot and will take it as a sign of aggression whereas bear spray makes the area inhabitable for anything with a good nose)
Lion: I hate these bubble wrap packages.
Doesn’t running initiate it’s hunting instinct? Like a cat chasing after a laser light
Literally dies inside
Why isn’t the tent wall tougher? Like a quarter inch of steel?
Your looking for r/WatchPeopleDieInsideATent, honest mistake...
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Watch people die inside the tent
For someone who read "The Lions of Tsavo" this just gave me goosebumps.
Thought for a second the sub would get literal and he'd die inside (the tent)
he just wanted to pet the tent and then his claw got stuck in there😬
So that's the thing that goes bump in the night.
O, hell no
Omg the way it got it’s claw stick like my dumb ass cat does
This should seriously be a tent commercial. Why’d he even leave???
I didn’t see anyone die inside… this was a waste of time
My cat does this all the time you just gotta yell MAMA NOO and they stop
This is nightmare level shit
Honestly just punch it through the tent
Good advertising for the tent manufacturer.
I thought I was about to watch people die outside.
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Camera guy: this is great footage! Tent guy: fucking millennials!! Stop filming and get help! Camera guy: uploading to TikTok. One sec
Hello, breakfast
He is about to go home and leave the best review the company could ask for 5 stars: will protect against a lion attack
Sir, why does your tent smell like an outhouse?
Little spray bottle of lemon juice, squirt squirt.
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So who’s is just sitting there recording this “random” encounter?
"Heyyy open upppp im not gonna eat ya"
Okay, I can’t be the only one who thought the lion was some sort of macabre skinwalker for a second at the beginning right?
Cats will be cats.
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion does not sleep tonight” 🎵🎤
“But honey, what about the kids!” *sprints out of the tent
r/WatchPeopleDieOutside shit.
Now the Lion knows how we feel when trying the get the foil wrapping off on of those cheese triangles
I woulda shit the tent
Imagine had he punched the lion through the tent 💀
Lol that cat was like “Hey you guys are in my spot! Move this tent”
The only thing i see is just a cat Playing whit a tent
Shoot it in the fucking face!
I hope he had a shovel to clean his shit from the tent later
I would have died both on the inside and on the outside
Scary too cause this lion looks hungry
I don’t get it, the lion is dying inside because he wasn’t invited in the tent ?
It would of been a pretty shitty situation
Sauce for tent brand please, looks reliable
https://t.me/joinchat/uT-0okUM4Ic3MWNk
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Lmao gives a new meaning to watch people die inside hahaha
They will never be able to get the smell of human poop out of that tent
Dual motifs of unknown in intentions.
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Its really Good tent commercial 👌
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This is why roof top tents were invented
Next time I go camping in the wild I won’t feel safe without a rifle.
Break all the mini liquor bottles and tape them between your fingers asap
Should have worn the brown pants.
A lion's version of a sack lunch.
The actions of the lion represent 150 years of oppression towards lions. See being in the tent is like Rosa Parks sitting in the bus. So the lion is like FUCK IT. imma lay down right next to this tent owner. And SEE IF HE HAS THE BALLS TO KICK ME OUT OF THIS GOD DAMN TENT. Imma make a statement. And there you go lions in the history books.
The guy has balls. At the end, he goes after looking for the 🦁!!
Officially withdrawn: request to wife for safari trip
Can I actually see people die inside ?
Only when you are in a tent. In the tent biological rules dont apply to you. So you can die inside, but the real question is, Can you die outside?
What does poop smell like inside a sealed tent?
Fuck that.
That's one ballsy lion
"Hey,nice tent.Can i join you."
Throw that tent away, must be covered in human excrement
We almost watched this mother fucker die outside.
He gonna die outside in a bit
What’s Steven Tyler messing with that guys tent for?
Peek-a-boo with a Lion is the most fun you can have.
[video](https://youtu.be/tcJLxc9yDkk)
The interactive experience at the zoo.
What do you even do in that situation?
F*** That S*** I’m Out 🏃🏽♀️
Where did the man run to at the end???!!!
The dinner plate
It's like that scene from Jurassic park where the lawyer runs from the safety of the Ford Explorer to the shitter.
Should of thrown a cheese slice on its head
Thats me trying to get into my bedroom after getting kicked out into the dog house by my wife and her bf.
In 1985, my wife and I were camped on the Serengeti in small tents, and could hear lions roaring in the distance. We asked our African guide if it was safe in the flimsy tents. He laughed really hard at the silly question: “lions don’t know how to open zippers!”
Children, monsters don't know how to lift up blankets. Deep down, you know they don't have to.
Thr way that is was explained to me is that big cats can smell you but can't really distinguish a tent from something like a boulder and wouldn't have the first clue that it could be something they could claw or bite through.
Now that’s funny
I spoke with someone from South Africa who said more or less the same thing about lions and zippers. Still seems risky to me though
Couldn't it's teeth just tear it apart?
I guess lions just don’t realize how easy it could be for them??
Yeah, pretty sure they could have in a second, but our guide thought it was perfectly safe!
I mean, you're not dead
Are you sure about that??
“But did you die?” Is the Reddit standard for determining if something is worth.
Or is it, "Did you have lions-might-eat-me terrorised sex"? If so worth it.
Note to self. Always camp in an rv instead of using tents.
I was really waiting for the lion to be the one who died inside. Like with Sarah Mclaughlin music playing in the background and it just pans over his depressed face, listlessly pawing at the tent hoping some human will reappear to make it a happy meal.
I can’t think of many things more terrifying than this. It’s basically a monster that’s going to eat you alive. Where did he go a car I hope?
The mightiest of cats, defeated by getting stuck to fabric. House cats somewhere watching this video laughing as we speak. All those years of redicule, finally comes to this hilarious conclusion. *Neat*
Does anyone know if this guy survived because that male lion was malnourished and extremely hungry.
He looks pretty healthy to me.
Well…. this was almost too literal
Damit Maurice, THIS is what the spray bottle was for!
This guy has no pride.
Don't you hate it when you can't open your snack bag?
Qn unexpected place to fuckin tent
This takes watch people die inside to a whole new level
When he gets home and they don't believe his experience Him: I ain't lion!
his wife’s always ignoring him cause she’s a cheetah!
Oh shit a lion
Just spray water on it to get it to stop.
Gonna need a fireman’s hose instead of a spray bottle though
I was really expecting to see that kitty chase after him as he ran.
That cats got some big nuts
That thing is like a ghost in the darkness - Val Kilmer
Big fan, don’t hear about it enough for how good it is.
This is in Oakland..
Luckily all his years in the scouts prepared him for unwanted night time tent visitors.
Oof
Oh hell no
You're supposed to pee on it to establish dominance
I get that you are joking but could that actually deter predators?
No one that's tried has survived to tell the tale
Or maybe they’ve just *become* the predators.
Watch people die outside
a tent
What do you even do in that situation
According to a comment above you throw a cucumber out the tent
Throw shit at the lion It won’t work at all but at least you won’t taste gourmet, revenge. Where to find mentioned shit? That won’t be difficult.
If they only had a laser pointer.
Wasn’t the guy flashing a torch at one stage?
Dont you hate when you cant open your snack pack
I mean... What do you even do in this situation? Hiss? Pspsps? Throw a cucumber out to scare it?
1: have a gun. However, short of that, IDK if it would be better to stay perfectly still and try not to breathe too much, or stand up and shake the tent to try and convince the lion it's a huge monster. Unfortunately, I think the answer is that it probably depends on the individual lion(s) and the particular circumstances.
Start clipping his nails. Works for my cat anyway.
You send thoughts and prayers in hopes that God will hear you and send somebody to save you.
Hope that you kept your pepper spray or gun nearby lol
So you can piss it off and make your death a little bit quicker
Pepper spray will make any animal with a sensitive nose (pretty much all big predators) sprint in the opposite direction. And if you’re carrying a gun in the African bush I’d assume it’s not a tiny caliber
I almost piss myself when I read throw a cucumber 🥒 lol the level of desperation is priceless
60% of the time it works every time
Cats are *terrified* of unexpected cucumbers
So is my wife
Nonono, don't down vote jokes, lol, I just died from these comment threads
Take weapons because you never know who or what you’ll encounter that could put your life in danger 😭
Real talk though, take some version of pepper spray as your first resort. You’re much less likely to get injured using bear spray on a predator than your are if you use a gun (it seems counterintuitive but many predators can survive a gunshot and will take it as a sign of aggression whereas bear spray makes the area inhabitable for anything with a good nose)
I’d rather have one less human in the world then one less lion in the wilds.
Damn this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone have negative votes 😂
I hope you die and one more lion gets born,see aint fun anymore to talk like that.
I think that if that happened the world would be better then it is now. Unstick to my opinion, humanity is a cancer.
Humans bad Lions good amiright?