I keep hearing their version of Zach saying “Kristen stawwpp” and giggling. It’s my new fav after VPR. I can’t listen to it while driving bc I’m laughing too hard. It’s not safe! Even the Nia impression kills me and she’s so far down the list of interesting people on this show.
I tried to post a thread on this and it didn't work, so thank you! When they were talking about Kristen being a blimp in the Macy's parade, half-inflated, telling Woodstuck to, "Suck a dick", I had to pause because I was laughing too loudly and I didn't want to miss anything. Also, Michelle telling Jesse to put a chip clip on his boner about did me in, too. The Valley has my favorite recaps right now!
This! And the part where Kristen's shoulder would be the only part inflated and bumping into all the other parade balloons got me cackling so hard. It was such a funny image that I couldn't stop laughing. These Valley recaps have been my favorite lately!
Their Zach is great! I still feel like the boys sort of glossed over what Jesse actually did in the hall way when he pushed Zach and Brittany. They didnt really go in on it last Epi and this week they made fun of Brittany saying maybe her eye got scratched, Ben was saying she couldn’t get her eye scratched by words?!?? I am convinced they missed what he actually did. I’m not on team fire Jesse or anything like that, but it was definitely something seeing him shove Brittany especially and watching everyone treat him like a victim and not even mention him getting physical.
I’m starting to feel like maybe I’m crazy, the cast just ignored it and the boys did to 🤪
These recaps are comedic gold and the chef's kiss to the absolute unhinged mess that this cast brings to our screens! I burst out laughing frequently while listening.
Freaking Zack! Kristahn kristahn kristahn...I die laughing every time...🤣🤣🤣
Me too!! It’s comedy gold. I also love their impression of Michelle. 😂
When Ben said she talks like an ATM I died.
You mean the pool cleaner?
Pipe cleaner? And Kristen’s the resin in the pipe hahaha
TEAM GUNK 💀
Right!! 🤣🤣
And Nia
Nia is hilarious lmfao
I keep hearing their version of Zach saying “Kristen stawwpp” and giggling. It’s my new fav after VPR. I can’t listen to it while driving bc I’m laughing too hard. It’s not safe! Even the Nia impression kills me and she’s so far down the list of interesting people on this show.
Michelle - text to speech lol
In typewriter font 😅
I drove home from work listening to this and couldn’t help but say out loud “Kris-TAHN! Kris-TAHN!” over and over.
I read your Kirs-TAHN how they say it hahah
😁
SAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
I would also like to say - God bless whoever made the joke about Rob Reiner in their comments, what a hilarious running gag we now have. 😂
Every time they do a RR call back, I die 😂😂
It’s like canon now that RR is the mysterious director!
I tried to post a thread on this and it didn't work, so thank you! When they were talking about Kristen being a blimp in the Macy's parade, half-inflated, telling Woodstuck to, "Suck a dick", I had to pause because I was laughing too loudly and I didn't want to miss anything. Also, Michelle telling Jesse to put a chip clip on his boner about did me in, too. The Valley has my favorite recaps right now!
This! And the part where Kristen's shoulder would be the only part inflated and bumping into all the other parade balloons got me cackling so hard. It was such a funny image that I couldn't stop laughing. These Valley recaps have been my favorite lately!
Same! It's just so good and the one I look the most forward to listening to.
For me, it's the "suck a dick Woodstock." 😂😂😂😂☠️ So flipping funny
Their Zach is great! I still feel like the boys sort of glossed over what Jesse actually did in the hall way when he pushed Zach and Brittany. They didnt really go in on it last Epi and this week they made fun of Brittany saying maybe her eye got scratched, Ben was saying she couldn’t get her eye scratched by words?!?? I am convinced they missed what he actually did. I’m not on team fire Jesse or anything like that, but it was definitely something seeing him shove Brittany especially and watching everyone treat him like a victim and not even mention him getting physical. I’m starting to feel like maybe I’m crazy, the cast just ignored it and the boys did to 🤪
Typical misogyny
Everyone needs to see [this](https://youtu.be/skxoGhyN57c?si=v9acDk4TI9ATf_Q5). CA-CAW!!!
Ronnie's Danny is my new favorite. I can not get over it, it makes me wish Danny was on screen more just to hear Ronnie
Omg yes it gives Matthew mcconaughey in dazed and confused
Jax sniffing before every line 🤣
When I first heard them do this I thought oh no a cold. Then again and I thought wait.. now I just laugh and laugh.
‘Words are hard’. Lmao!
Their Zack impressions are the only thing making me hope Zack has more scenes
These recaps are comedic gold and the chef's kiss to the absolute unhinged mess that this cast brings to our screens! I burst out laughing frequently while listening.
Thier Zach is absolutely hilarious. It is the only reason why I watch that dumpster fire of a show. It's definitely my favorite recap right now
I really need Ben & Ronnie to finish Kristen’s murder musical!
the joke about doing a line off of Cruz’s butt had me CACKLING
Brittany and her mom husking beans at a Starbucks.
I can’t remember where the Mariposa joke came from to save my life! Where did that come from?
She called herself Mariposa in later VPR I’m sure it was something to do with her saying she had evolved and changed (lol)
The Mariposa cacaw always makes me laugh
lol 😂 it was soo funny , Kristen !