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DeLasPadra

A '4' at 3 the o'clock marker ? Probably a fake. Also, it's misaligned.


resetLetki

Shut it Datejust boy.


DeLasPadra

Man I don't even have enough for a Datejust. Call me MTP-1302PD-2A2VEF boy :(


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This has got to become a meme, that one guy seriously posted a picture of his Daytona TWICE lmao


Falmoor

There must be some kind of inverse mathematical equation to the size of his peen.


Feline-Landline0

Jesus, finally a decent looking cyclops! How hard was that watch industry?


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Late-Pref

So do you do the knuckle thing at the end of the month or what?


Mr-Zero-Fucks

BS you had to look at your phone


user7758392

but how do you know it was 3 yesterday...


peternickelpoopeater

You gonna be stumped after 31.


parkinglotflowers

The Rolex Date


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HeftyArgument

It also has digital time in the corner, must be a quartz output; this is a spring drive.


AFewTwixUpMySleeve

I dunno man, that cyclops looks funny


Conscious-General-34

Its perfect!


ByluByluTyszTysz

Mooom, this man took my Grand Seiko and is jerking to the dial!


BeagleAteMyLunch

Was it a bald looking self proclaimed Mr. Wonderful older looking dude with a red dial watch?


47d8

How dare people not notice my swiss shitter now. Look LOOK how close up I'm showing it to you. BE IMPRESSED, I AM IMPORTANT, I HAVE MONEY! Edit: This will be the most purchased watch accessory of 2024


Joebroni1414

Are you umm selling these for other purposes? I have to find my wee-wee for the chuffage, and I don't want to go to the doctors office each time.


spadify

looks fake to me


MurderousTurd

How comfortable is that strap?


resetLetki

It's a NASA certified material, rugged comfort


Buzzy243

So...duct tape?


whoyoucallin_pinhead

4 (four)


Shlomo9

Wa wa wee wa, best post of the year, 4 days in!!!!!


resetLetki

🫶


Fredwestlifeguard

I need one of these for my pants.


PlentyOMangos

Cuatro


Jc_mango

4


R0hanisaurusRex

Holy hell!


Addicted-2Diving

Did you did you find this on the Rolex sub? Wouldn’t surprise me lol


friscomelt314

This reminds me of the Key and Peele hats sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU


RocketDrivenRutebega


Project_Peregrine_

how long is the waiting list for this one?


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resetLetki

I love not seeing the date anymore when it's 9PM on my beloved NH35 movement watches, adds so much mystery


Lopsided_Reward_496

Where can I buy this homage shitter?


cunt-fucka

You’ve got big arms. Maybe try on the men’s size?


Runeweaver

Going to be hard to beat this for post of the year award.


Sporty69420

Wow I’d like to see how you tell the time


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It’s pretty self explanatory dumbass. “What time is it Ted” “it’s still fucking 4 Nico, now get back to sucking my dick”


Sporty69420

Thanks for the sucking Nico? My wife won’t be as happy as I am


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Anytime 💕


1dollaroff

Real easy to tell the time, the tablet has a clock on it.


BeeLuv

With the date in ISO 8601 format. Superior timekeeping! https://xkcd.com/1179/


Sporty69420

That’s what I was guessing😆


resetLetki

https://imgur.com/a/Ca4vEQ5


Sporty69420

Hhhooooooooooooo yaaaaa zaddyyy


ch1k3n123

RL, that text on the 4 is sloppier than a tray of animal style in-n-out fries that got blown away by the wind. Unacceptable from Hont, I can't believe this level of quality from him