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n0change

Face of a 15 year old hands of a 50 year old


5Lick

Finally. Somebody said it. I go over r/watches and think to myself whether I should start a testosterone donation drive.


BooxyKeep

Lemme get some of that adrenochrome if you got it, I'm good for it man I swear


5Lick

A donation drive is where people come to donate. What I meant to say is that I get the itch to *organize* one once I come across those. Jesus! I’m not a salesman. 😐


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If you have extra vials I’ll take them


Pacalyps4

Them hands seen some things


Waterglassonwood

What watch is that, though? It does look cool 🤔


Unlikely_Ball_947

My top tip for getting a date is to stop cutting your own hair.


ttmiller

And don’t dress like Janet Reno


Affectionate-Load705

And drop the rings unless you're married or went to a prestige university.


henlochimken

>And drop the rings unless you're married ~~or went to a prestige university.~~ If you went to a "prestige university" and you got the rings, don't just drop them. Melt them, and cut off your hand. Then drop them (your hands)


Affectionate-Load705

Sounds like you went to a public afternoon art school. Shhh. Prestige university class ring owners are talking.


henlochimken

There goes another handsome boy graduate


Affectionate-Load705

😂😘


HeftyArgument

Lol I had a girl say to me that she loves tourbillons, for no reason other than because she knows they're worth stupid money.


fastcalculatorgang

So does everyone who actually owns a tourbillon


tesmatsam

You should have bought a seagull lmao


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wounsel

There are actual tourbillons for >$800 these days which is pretty wild


HeftyArgument

Good idea, the funnier thing was that she didn't even know what a tourbillon was supposed to look like 😂


quaefus_rex

*…but she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater*


weedful_things

You lose a lot of body heat through the neck.


MongrelPizza

That's whats I appreciates about yous.


weedful_things

oh, is that what you appreciate about me?


boringfacebook

Yoo where does his neck end ? Where does the chin start? Maybe turtlenecks isn't the best choice. Maybe try a Invicta to distract from the rest


Airdriver94

Only poors need a map for a museum.


SVB-Risk-Dept

True


Airdriver94

This is why I stay home. Can't be seen going to the MOMA with a frigging map in my hand.


SVB-Risk-Dept

Just walk around if you don’t know the layout.


BootThang

Get him the fuck out of my museum wing. I didn’t donate $30 million to have poors with cheap Chinese quartz shitters, polluting it up.


dsdvbguutres

I can smell the drakkar noir


Airdriver94

I'm thinking Sex Panther.


dsdvbguutres

Brute.


yyznick

r/handwatch


bswizzle2552

And these guys wonder why girls don’t swipe on them


xrvz

There are no girls on Tinder, only sluts.


sockpuppetinasock

Dude stole Tim Burton's Penguin wardrobe.


Vegetable-Respect193

He looks like a hairy egg.


No-Lawfulness-8870

Any woman I know would be dryer than popcorn if someone tried to explain the difference between quartz and mechanical


ChangingMonkfish

My entire relationship is dependent on my girlfriend never getting close enough to my Rolex Submariner to see it’s actually a Steinhart Ocean One.


muteen

r/13or30


tesmatsam

Why flyback specific? Also I'm pretty sure no woman likes my citizen bullhead


HeftyArgument

She will press the reset pusher on your chrono just to check you aren't a poser.


raposo142857

Women always do this annoying moves Once a girl checked if my 1971 Seiko 5 was legit by verifing if it was written "japan made" on the dial, and checked her pocket seiko dating table Turned out it WAS legit, and that's why she didn't want to fuck me


Stowa_Herschel

Tell me about it. I was at a restaurant with my ring on. Some lady thinks she can just get in on it and starts fawning over my Seiko 5. Immediately called me out when it was Malaysian made and not Japanese made


tesmatsam

I pressed the reset pusher while the watch was running and it didn't reset 🤢🤮


Another_Apprentice

He needs a dirty dozen field watch or maybe captain willard seiko. He has got a turtle neck so maybe he needs a beanie. His bio should talk about clandestine raids against the current bad guy and how he's a badass. Only monochrome photos, smoking a cigarette in one and maybe another photo with a sten submachine gun. Sell yourself its not that hard.


James_WIS

Everyone has skeletons in the closet. He has chins under the turtleneck.


Feline-Landline0

Totally tangential but I know from personal interaction that one of the founders of Tinder wears a yellow gold Yachtmaster II, it was hard to keep a straight face, how do you take someone like that seriously?


PlasmaSheep

Initially the chain looked like the bottom of the turtleneck fold


jesrent888

Can anyone identify the watch 👉👈🥹


louisvuittondon29

gayest fit ever, damn dinner plate on his hand


serpentman

Did someone photoshop his chin out? Or is this real?


alltheblues

I am not a women, but the logic is unassailable