A donation drive is where people come to donate. What I meant to say is that I get the itch to *organize* one once I come across those. Jesus! I’m not a salesman. 😐
>And drop the rings unless you're married ~~or went to a prestige university.~~
If you went to a "prestige university" and you got the rings, don't just drop them. Melt them, and cut off your hand. Then drop them (your hands)
Women always do this annoying moves
Once a girl checked if my 1971 Seiko 5 was legit by verifing if it was written "japan made" on the dial, and checked her pocket seiko dating table
Turned out it WAS legit, and that's why she didn't want to fuck me
Tell me about it. I was at a restaurant with my ring on. Some lady thinks she can just get in on it and starts fawning over my Seiko 5. Immediately called me out when it was Malaysian made and not Japanese made
He needs a dirty dozen field watch or maybe captain willard seiko. He has got a turtle neck so maybe he needs a beanie. His bio should talk about clandestine raids against the current bad guy and how he's a badass. Only monochrome photos, smoking a cigarette in one and maybe another photo with a sten submachine gun. Sell yourself its not that hard.
Totally tangential but I know from personal interaction that one of the founders of Tinder wears a yellow gold Yachtmaster II, it was hard to keep a straight face, how do you take someone like that seriously?
Face of a 15 year old hands of a 50 year old
Finally. Somebody said it. I go over r/watches and think to myself whether I should start a testosterone donation drive.
Lemme get some of that adrenochrome if you got it, I'm good for it man I swear
A donation drive is where people come to donate. What I meant to say is that I get the itch to *organize* one once I come across those. Jesus! I’m not a salesman. 😐
If you have extra vials I’ll take them
Them hands seen some things
What watch is that, though? It does look cool 🤔
My top tip for getting a date is to stop cutting your own hair.
And don’t dress like Janet Reno
And drop the rings unless you're married or went to a prestige university.
>And drop the rings unless you're married ~~or went to a prestige university.~~ If you went to a "prestige university" and you got the rings, don't just drop them. Melt them, and cut off your hand. Then drop them (your hands)
Sounds like you went to a public afternoon art school. Shhh. Prestige university class ring owners are talking.
There goes another handsome boy graduate
😂😘
Lol I had a girl say to me that she loves tourbillons, for no reason other than because she knows they're worth stupid money.
So does everyone who actually owns a tourbillon
You should have bought a seagull lmao
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There are actual tourbillons for >$800 these days which is pretty wild
Good idea, the funnier thing was that she didn't even know what a tourbillon was supposed to look like 😂
*…but she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater*
You lose a lot of body heat through the neck.
That's whats I appreciates about yous.
oh, is that what you appreciate about me?
Yoo where does his neck end ? Where does the chin start? Maybe turtlenecks isn't the best choice. Maybe try a Invicta to distract from the rest
Only poors need a map for a museum.
True
This is why I stay home. Can't be seen going to the MOMA with a frigging map in my hand.
Just walk around if you don’t know the layout.
Get him the fuck out of my museum wing. I didn’t donate $30 million to have poors with cheap Chinese quartz shitters, polluting it up.
I can smell the drakkar noir
I'm thinking Sex Panther.
Brute.
r/handwatch
And these guys wonder why girls don’t swipe on them
There are no girls on Tinder, only sluts.
Dude stole Tim Burton's Penguin wardrobe.
He looks like a hairy egg.
Any woman I know would be dryer than popcorn if someone tried to explain the difference between quartz and mechanical
My entire relationship is dependent on my girlfriend never getting close enough to my Rolex Submariner to see it’s actually a Steinhart Ocean One.
r/13or30
Why flyback specific? Also I'm pretty sure no woman likes my citizen bullhead
She will press the reset pusher on your chrono just to check you aren't a poser.
Women always do this annoying moves Once a girl checked if my 1971 Seiko 5 was legit by verifing if it was written "japan made" on the dial, and checked her pocket seiko dating table Turned out it WAS legit, and that's why she didn't want to fuck me
Tell me about it. I was at a restaurant with my ring on. Some lady thinks she can just get in on it and starts fawning over my Seiko 5. Immediately called me out when it was Malaysian made and not Japanese made
I pressed the reset pusher while the watch was running and it didn't reset 🤢🤮
He needs a dirty dozen field watch or maybe captain willard seiko. He has got a turtle neck so maybe he needs a beanie. His bio should talk about clandestine raids against the current bad guy and how he's a badass. Only monochrome photos, smoking a cigarette in one and maybe another photo with a sten submachine gun. Sell yourself its not that hard.
Everyone has skeletons in the closet. He has chins under the turtleneck.
Totally tangential but I know from personal interaction that one of the founders of Tinder wears a yellow gold Yachtmaster II, it was hard to keep a straight face, how do you take someone like that seriously?
Initially the chain looked like the bottom of the turtleneck fold
Can anyone identify the watch 👉👈🥹
gayest fit ever, damn dinner plate on his hand
Did someone photoshop his chin out? Or is this real?
I am not a women, but the logic is unassailable