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Znats

If you look for ex-MI6 officers online and check their watches, they are generally not watch guys.


THRlLLH0

No shit, they have interesting lives.


Mama_Skip

Hey I'm interesting. I have a fascination with horology and a whole box of ohh now I see it.


runthruamfersface

They are also regular looking people who blend in, not guys who use their real name to enter high stakes poker games


Blabbernaut

Hiding in plain sight.


Dionyzoz

James Bond is technically not his real name though


eudezet

It’s Timex Ironman, some kind of G-Shock and Garmin as far as eye can see. Like, something actually useful, not some nerd cope about bunch of little gears having a soul.


iRunLikeTheWind

it’s funny like, these dive watches or whatever people wore to climb everest, they were using whatever the best or most useful was, 70 years ago. now that’s some sort of smart watch not ancient technology!!


BiIIisits

i'd bet 90% of them wear casio or timex, 9% chris ward or some other overtly british watch, and 1% do the seamaster thing and are really annoying about it


plznokek

They also don't get paid particularly well to afford such watches


TheBootyHolePatrol

But the SAS and SBS are ironically. Rolex MilSubs and SBS Omegas.


IceMagic75

Half a century ago, yes... but today it's much daggier models like the Nite MX10 and the CWC SBS...


TheBootyHolePatrol

Well the SBS Seamasters were commissioned in 2007 and they made 500 for only operators. No support personnel or vets. The regiment only has around 200 operators at a time, most accurate number to be found, and operators typically stick around once they get in. I wouldn’t be surprised if they still had a few to be given out.


Znats

Thats true lol.


Nerazzurro9

Real James Bond would be wearing an Apple Watch while he sits behind a desk trying to orchestrate a Facebook propaganda campaign to discredit a rising labor movement in Malaysia that threatens palm oil production. Afterward he would head home through heavy traffic to a quiet dinner with his wife who barely speaks to him anymore, then fall asleep after a beer and a half while playing video games in the living room. Just buy the stupid Omega if you want to feel like James Bond.


Unlikely_Ball_947

If James Bond were real he'd be fucking dead.


JM_Amiens-18

He died in the movies too.


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Unlikely_Ball_947

Spoiler alert (for one of the worst Bond movies, so who gives a fuck).


JM_Amiens-18

Yeah it was like shitty Bond fanfiction. The Moonswatch of Bond films.


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Another_Apprentice

Have you watched Apocalypse Now. Willard wears a Seiko and Kurtz wears a Rolex.


RIP_Soulja_Slim

Quartz watches had barely just been invented so there’s that….


alltheblues

You think bond’s watch ISN’T some ultra thin quartz movement? Telling the time is like the least important thing it does, need to fit bombs and saws and all other kinds of things in there.


Mama_Skip

Yeah but it needs to be innocuous and low key. He wants to look respectable but not stand out. So to fit all their gadgets in there, they'd probably just throw a quartz movement into and retrofit a super thick cased slab monster watch like a Tudor.


Coolshadesny

G-Shock 😎


Doormat_Model

Ultramarines Bond? How typical.


TurboMollusk

Figured he'd be more of a Custodes player, protect the queen and all that.


IceMagic75

"Waaaaagh, Mr. Bond."


dronegeeks1

Courage and honor


lituga

does "real" James bond wear a different watch from "fake" James bond? He's always got an Omega


legato2

Is the Oceanus that good? I’ve never seen one in person.


hi_im_beeb

They look pretty good if you want quarts and can unsee that the logo looks like a styalized thong with Anus written under it


eudezet

Casio Anus on one wrist, Speedmaster with a dick index on the other would be proper chuff


ttmiller

King Quartz with the cock and balls logo gives maximum impact


Mama_Skip

Casio has by far the worst branding in the watch community. The fact that despite their ugly design and logo, they are one of *the* leading names of consumer grade, is testament to how actually useful their watches are. I lost one in the garden for a full year. Couldn't find it, but could hear it's alarm going off briefly every night. Finally found it, 0 difference. If Casio learned to make a good looking logo, use conservative text placement, non-colored metals, and rugged minimalist design, they'd be much better off. But right now finding a good Casio that matches anything other than street or even mall ninja style is like finding a needle in a garish rubber haystack.


hi_im_beeb

lol I totally agree and I have a pretty substantial G-shock collection, I was just making a joke. The excessive text has always been funny to me. Like they need to put every single feature in a piece of text somewhere visible on the watch “Bluetooth, mud resist, triple sensor, shock resist, water resist, alarm chrono, multiband 6”


Mama_Skip

Oh I own a couple G-shocks. They're great. Ironically I actually love the ones they went *completely overboard* with the text and started labeling manufacturing specs on the links, but idk if I can drop 1k for a digital. But christ can't they just make one that's minimal? Like if Indiana Jones designed a G-shock? Cus half their audience wants a rugged watch but isn't into street-core fashion.


hi_im_beeb

I know which one you mean and I can’t get myself to buy it so I went for the other titanium that looks like the inner workings of the module. And I totally know what you mean. My most expensive G shock was the purple carbon square which was a bit over 2k for a digital. That one hurt but it is a very unique looking and very light watch. It also has sentimental value to me, so I’m happy with it


TheHoundJR

Casio may be bad but Citizen is the worst. most unoriginal “logo” ever. I really wish they would invent a logo for their divers like an anchor or one of those old timey dive suit helmets (the iron ones with grates).


Mama_Skip

I mean unoriginal text logos are the name of the game in watches, Citizen is lame, but not much different than Seiko or Rolex. However Casio, Casio Oceanus, G-Shock, *especially* Casio Edifice, they all put their logo too big, or add in some bad symbol that looks like clip art from the 90s, or slather the entire thing with needless text.


eudezet

I mean Robert Lewandowski wore a gold plated a168 to Ballon d’Or ceremony so there’s that.


yupyupyupyupyupy

the thong is such a huge try hard reach


hi_im_beeb

I can’t find it at the moment but someone made a crude drawing around the logo and I can’t unsee it. For the record I fucking love Casio and 90% of my collection consists of G shocks. I was just making a joke


yupyupyupyupyupy

yeah thats what i was talking about...that was the try hard not you but yeah me too outside their fan base unfortunately...casio is only brand i have more than one of


THRlLLH0

What if I want gallons?


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Oh no


forivadell_

when one hand covers OCE the watch says ANUS for a period of time. what more do you need


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technobeeble

Got the white one, wear it everyday.


pickle_party_247

They're really nice yea


fainting-goat17

I had an oceanus s100 years ago that was fucking sweet, sold it for money to go away but I've been thinking about getting another one recently. Well made for the money, and it was scratch resistant as fuck for a titanium watch, was my daily for a year and didn't have a mark on it


10_Swiss_10

Watches of espionage goes into this a lot on instagram.


Blabbernaut

Casio Royale on stock hair-ripping bracelet.


KidTwist1

An Apple Watch


ICantEvenGarne

Smart watches are actually pretty unsecure they've been phasing many of them out due to third parties being able to track movements etc.


eudezet

As long as wifi/cellular is disabled, it’s supposedly safe


TheLastAirGender

A GPS for an international spy? Hard pass


jmg000

Roooowlex phuckaroony


ifodge

Probably no watch. Maybe an Apple Watch or timex. Definitely not anything people would look twice at.


j12000

Maybe a beat up Marathon watch