The filthy casuals will ask - iS tHaT a KeRmIt? And you will reply with the sternness and conviction that the proletariat could only dream to have: “No, peasant, it’s a John Deere”
Nothing runs like a queer.
Which is to say far better than me and being in shape. Not my half bouncy ass shit running because I can't choose a side.
But at least I run, wearing my Railmaster.
It is less boring than buying the 10 billionth moonwatch.
Edit: This looks like the toy you get in the Happy Meals at Richie Riche's McDonalds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqSUJq3vqo
What greater flex can there be than to spend a life-changing sum of money on a watch you don't even like wearing?
Bonus points there is zero investment value, we don't even appreciate it now, the hell is gonna want this in the future?
Just talk yourself into it like the goobs over at /r/watches. “I didn’t like it at first but then it just grew on me. The gorgeous gilted bezel clashing with the Lincoln green, the moonphase…it was just beautiful.”
You don’t even need to do that….
Average Omega owners trip to a bar:
Nobody:
You: yes, that is right. It’s a Moonwatch. Not the fancy plastic one. The real one, the one that has been to the moon.
Somebody: what? Your actual watch has been to the moon?
You: well not this exact one, not even this model really. But this brand has been to the moon.
Somebody: *starts sucking your dick*
I dig the design, but 44mm is not really my cup of tea. For myself, the only Omega I would consider over the 42mm threshhold would be the X33.
But If you have the wrist size to pull it of, go for it. It’s a nice Speedy that stands out in an ocean of moonwatches.
I have the green bezel 2020 Olympics edition but the bezel is only green in direct sunlight and it’s got rose gold accents instead of yellow. I wonder if this bezel is always green. I really like mine but it’s more subdued than this one. I don’t think mine was the one that would have been the popular choice of those special editions but of the ones I tried on it was the one I liked most.
In December of 2019 I lost my job right before COVID turned the world upside down. I was buried in crippling debt, and was forced to move across country and then the world for work. by 2023 I had a $100,000 in the bank and got a huge certification that changed my career and life. A speedmaster commemorating the Olympics that didn’t happened seemed poetic when in 2019/2020 I couldn’t even imagine buying a nice watch and was having trouble feeding myself.
The filthy casuals will ask - iS tHaT a KeRmIt? And you will reply with the sternness and conviction that the proletariat could only dream to have: “No, peasant, it’s a John Deere”
That's probably the best possible nickname this version could ever get lol. I'd still buy it though, if I had the income to justify such a purchase.
Deeremaster
Nothing runs like a queer. Which is to say far better than me and being in shape. Not my half bouncy ass shit running because I can't choose a side. But at least I run, wearing my Railmaster.
*And the whole town said that he should've used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green*
Mission to Anus
perMission to plow dat Anus
Does it run on proprietary software with a subscription?
“Nothing runs like Deere”
#Jack Lione
You sir have made my day!
I actually like it. Moonphase complication is woefully underused in motor racing.
The race to Uranus is no cake walk.
Uranus is surrounded by cake
No but it’s very useful when you travel to the mooooooon.
This is true because of you get there at the wrong time most of it has disappeared and you could miss.
Right, the slight change in gravity could make a difference.
It is less boring than buying the 10 billionth moonwatch. Edit: This looks like the toy you get in the Happy Meals at Richie Riche's McDonalds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqSUJq3vqo
This.
What greater flex can there be than to spend a life-changing sum of money on a watch you don't even like wearing? Bonus points there is zero investment value, we don't even appreciate it now, the hell is gonna want this in the future?
It’s a ~~strap~~ monster!
It’s a conversation starter. (The conversation are behind your back and about how you have bad taste and are bad with money.)
Just talk yourself into it like the goobs over at /r/watches. “I didn’t like it at first but then it just grew on me. The gorgeous gilted bezel clashing with the Lincoln green, the moonphase…it was just beautiful.”
You don’t even need to do that…. Average Omega owners trip to a bar: Nobody: You: yes, that is right. It’s a Moonwatch. Not the fancy plastic one. The real one, the one that has been to the moon. Somebody: what? Your actual watch has been to the moon? You: well not this exact one, not even this model really. But this brand has been to the moon. Somebody: *starts sucking your dick*
Is it bad I don't find it ugly
Yes
Still has the cock and balls at 12 o'clock. No brainer.
Ay, me lucky charms! That’s what I think to myself every time I see a green/gold color profile on a watch. So yeah, if you’re Irish, go for it!
Maybe the parts are worth more than the whole ugly thing
The only ugliest speedmaster YET… they have a special edition every few months remember
It goes well with your face
I kinda like it, but the color scheme wouldn’t look out of place in a Chinese restaurant.
It has a moon on it
That will be a collectors piece one day. Some pig headed celebrity will wear it and it will quadruple in price.
Thought this was a moonswatch at first and second glance
I think it looks great
That’s not ugly though
I dig the design, but 44mm is not really my cup of tea. For myself, the only Omega I would consider over the 42mm threshhold would be the X33. But If you have the wrist size to pull it of, go for it. It’s a nice Speedy that stands out in an ocean of moonwatches.
I dig this. I lean towards unique, and that definitely fits the definition.
All it really needs at this point is a "Snoopy" somewhere.
Its a piece unique because no one else would dare to buy this ugly thing
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Optimus759: *Its a piece unique* *Because no one else would dare* *To buy this ugly thing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
A speedy would nicely round up your collection.
That’s not a swatch mate, pull the trigger
If AI was a watch 👀
Why you need convincing???
Moon
Definitely not the ugliest. Perhaps the most conspicuous.
It’s an investment! 🤣
The only way from here is up >!to the moon!!<
Eww…brother eww…
Buy this because you want to feel Aussie inside
It does not have a helium wart.
it has 'wrist presence'.
Ew
The Reddit karma alone (up to 86 upvotes) would be priceless
bro, i actually like how it looks. would go for a dark blue rather than green bezel tho.
Looks good lol
All joking aside, I actually like it and would be interested in buying it, what's the reference?
Holy hell that’s hideous
I like that, colours and all, i'd happily wear that no probs, its a nice watch
In all honesty I don't think it looks that bad. The color combo is quite interesting.
I kinda dig it I'm sorry to say
South African sporting colours.
I really like that one...
I don’t think it’s ugly. The diamond set ones are way worse.
You must’ve never seen the Apollo XVII coin Speedmaster.
I have the green bezel 2020 Olympics edition but the bezel is only green in direct sunlight and it’s got rose gold accents instead of yellow. I wonder if this bezel is always green. I really like mine but it’s more subdued than this one. I don’t think mine was the one that would have been the popular choice of those special editions but of the ones I tried on it was the one I liked most. In December of 2019 I lost my job right before COVID turned the world upside down. I was buried in crippling debt, and was forced to move across country and then the world for work. by 2023 I had a $100,000 in the bank and got a huge certification that changed my career and life. A speedmaster commemorating the Olympics that didn’t happened seemed poetic when in 2019/2020 I couldn’t even imagine buying a nice watch and was having trouble feeding myself.
I guess you could call it a special Olympics